 God damn cornwood got a serious ass Hey does that he does. Oh, howdy. How you been? I Can't hear me I don't know what the hell's wrong with me. Can you hear me? Hey, what's going on? You're loud as fuck, but yes, I can hear you now. Oh, I was just making up for being quiet earlier Oh hell yeah, you're alive. I'm hell. I am. I'll tell you what I I want to come back in town I'll be here for a little bit for sure. You know, they they had me you would you'd never believe this They had me inducted in some dad gum you win league of legends. That's what they said They they wanted to induct me into some dad gum league of legends and the hell I wasn't surprised so I showed up and To be honest, I think it was something that I didn't expect so I'm back here Holy cow. Uh-huh. What did you do to get sent to the league of legends? Everything oh my god Yeah, it was a lifetime achievement award or something. I don't know. Yay. Holy Yeah, hell yeah, uh, you know, I believe you are part of the palito bay Sheriff's office My what? I believe you're uh, when well, you never got the you were not weren't here when they was split so I believe you are uh, you are a senior in the palito bay Sheriff's office What the hell is a palito bay sheriff's office? Oh Oh, that's that's pred's department now. Yeah, that's jenny's in your department. Yeah. Yeah Oh, howdy, man. Good to see you. Oh, so is gunner. I missed you. It's been too long. Uh, she's a uh She's a uh She's a captain. Yeah, I am. Oh, congratulations. Thank you very much Yep No, I'm not No So You said I'm a senior captain senior captain. Yeah No, I mean hell, I mean that's fine, you know, I'm fine being a senior captain I I'm gladly accept the promotion here. I got to use a restroom right quick. I'll be back Where the hell's the bathroom Where the hell's the bathroom in this place? I'm looking for the damn shitter. We're we're the day. Where's the name bathroom? Okay, come on over here Corner itself for most I got you something Hey It's gunner. Yeah gunner. I was gonna say you're uh I like your hair. Yeah. Oh, thanks. Like listen, I got invited to the barbecue. So I just change up my hair, you know Okay, well, that's good. Yeah. Um, go ahead. Let me know what you think So what do you think? Yeah, that's good. It's danish Danish You're trying to feed me damn commie chocolate the only damn chocolate I eat is american chocolate. Is there any good american? Uh, what kind of chocolate? What do we have? Hershey's? Christ, you really don't like What the hell was in that damn thing? I tried to spit it all out You gotta change your pants stop walking it Give me oh Give me a second. Well, hell. I got a lot of work to do. Well, I I didn't even know I was a senior captain now I'll see y'all later. Hey, congratulations, sir. Thank you This is so stupid. All right, son. What's your name again? Uh, salee avocata. Okay, salee avocato. You have a good day now son. Good luck to you Avocata not avocato. Yeah, we'll be seen around mission road. I am the chief of police No, you aren't My name Is james randos Didn't you say you was the fucking you you was the leader of changang? What the fuck is I am the leader of the changang I'm getting the hell out of here. There's down cities filled crackheads Damn british broadcasting communism. Is that space boy? Is hot you're even playing a character you are you are It's hot you're even playing a character is hot you a self-insert Is Huh me am I changing hell? No, I ain't no damn changang You are in the angel. No, hell. I'm I'm senior captain cletus corwood of the bc sl. I think You are bbc There may be palito bay. Hell. I don't even know no more No, you ain't it's it's cow bread I am him No, you aren't here is my cut Oh, hell kind of you look so different I am under the covers This woman in the car with me has a bad allergies. Do you have a service? Bless you. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. My name is hot shoe. Bless you, ma'am Gazoo intact What what does that stand for is that like the ymca? Oh god Dispatch 316 1041 Oh good Good to see y'all Bench in the Why is he a bench in the motor pool? Hey, can someone tell me why bench guy has a bench in the motor pool? So a bunch guy thinks, uh You can carry Bench's friend He has portable benches the only person to pick him up. That's so funny. Howdy y'all Oh The hell you doing guy, what do you mean? Where the hell have I been? Listen, I've been listen, I got Yeah, hell listen, you gotta understand I got inducted into some dad gum league of legends, you know And it's a lifetime achievement award son. I was gone this thing goes pretty damn fast It's pretty nice, you know, and it uh, it it handles pretty well And also, you know, it's I thought, you know, I thought maybe you'd fit a little more Oh, absolutely. I like the the leg room. Oh, somebody was just ran somebody just ran a red light somebody should get on that Hey, I did Stop kicking him Help him up. Well, yeah, I told you not to let him try. I think uh, no, ma'am ma'am I think he got my land. You'd got stuck on my steering wheel. All right, let's get you to the hospital Jesus Christ. Hey, uh, this guy uh Hey, Randy, that'll be fine I probably don't even need an help Dr. Blake's in the wards. I'll take you to him The lives because always tells everybody's gonna kill him. Uh, what did you say happened to you? terrorists The game had us from every angle Twisting is a mustache And they're closed and they're closed Well, the hell my keys don't work no more Hey, come here. Actually, river. I got talked to you about what you mean when you punch me Had a ma'am nice to meet you Hi, nice to meet you Yeah, that he's released because you didn't fucking file charges. I did forget to file charges. I will And then my name is all over the fucking docket. I mean don't escalate this I'm not with him. We're not together. We haven't been together Do you have any proof of that ma'am? Do I have any proof of that? I don't know my name's off the joint account. I got that shit taken care of Guys, I don't know for drug We don't have an account for drugs. If I had an account for drugs, I'd actually have money No, I said I have a joint account account for joints. What other drugs do you do you do ma'am? I actually you could raid me right now. I'm clean as a fucking whistle got cocaine black tar heroin What else? No, no, I don't do any drugs. I don't traffic drugs at all. What about children? No, I don't do anything. I'm a legal law-abiding citizen. I work at burger shop. Okay No, I may bribe children a bit but 400k who wouldn't Okay, bribe and children for money. Okay So where do you think these children get the money ma'am? Being a coke dealer So teaching children to deal cocaine. Oh, they deal cocaine. I used to be my supplier. Okay Wrangler, what do we classify that as? Is that third party? Some sort of extortion We mean a child was your supplier that doesn't make any sense She was my fucking supplier You know you could look in the scu investigations when they were trying to take them down. I was helping them Well, now I'm gonna have to charge you with accessory to serial You're gonna put me in. Is that a hut if it's an accessory? Yeah, yeah So you're gonna put me in on a hut for his hut letting him abuse you you're an accessory to this You want to see fucking abuse wrangler? Yeah, I'm looking at it. You know what? Fuck this Can't be doing that Okay, we gotta Leave back of a burger shot You okay wrangler? I'm gonna need I'm gonna need paramedics for wrangler burger shot This damn crazy lady just stabbed him. I think he probably slept with her and didn't call her back or something I don't know We're 23 We get ems staged up And I dodged the knife I don't even know how I dodged the knife What are you doing? Do we have a description of what she looks like I dodged the knife That was like Rex Fondo I don't even know what's happening It'll be okay. Just hold on wrangler. It'll be okay Oh funny. I've been having It's good to see you captain. Do you remember your basic CPR? Uh, yeah, you just you just kind of performing CPR. Well, I think Hey, it's good to see you son Yeah, I mean he got he got stabbed. I don't think I don't think I'm supposed to CPR him for a stab wound Wait, really? Yeah, I'm pretty sure if I do that, I'll squeeze all the blood out. Well, I mean But I think we're supposed to put pressure on the blood out. He gets it Here we got to put pressure on the wound. Hey, don't go easy on her. Don't listen to a damn word. She says Oh, hey, what the hell are you doing getting in the damn way of the car? What what do you mean? Oh, dammit just Good to see y'all here. Let's get the hell out of here. They're my all right. Good work everybody. Well done. Good job I'm getting the hell back to chin too If any available 77s to assist bass, you gotta be kidding me. Okay Oh lord Pierre it's coming straight to watch you pass. What the hell is happening? He's Out vehicles out individuals running northbound. We got another one another person in the car. I believe he's down We got one person in the car down. I'm gonna sit back with them Individuals now running eastbound on the third path Let's get more mobiles than I got. It's up. Yeah, motor's down now running northbound Now running westbound on the dirt path 95 Are you guys get up there? You need any more 77s. Oh, she can work. We're good. Just jumping in the river It's coming across the river. They're running southbound Now He's now crossing route 68 still running southbound. Oh, what are you good? Yeah, I'm doing fine. I just have some trouble swimming Don't tell him what am I doing? Don't tell him what's wrong The dirt path off of Senkudo approach and route 68 southbound Where the hell did he go? I have no idea How the hell did we lose that sum bitch? That made his way on the dirt path. Well, it's good to see Andrews Good to see you too. Mr. Cornwood So you guys put about 95 people in jail today is that what I'm hearing uh 96 97, maybe 96 90 so good. Good. That's a good day's work. Yeah, it was a hell of a hell of a lot of people. Looks like your statue's still the same Hands are still tight. Yep Something is still there Yep That belt is still extra large Yep That hat could probably fit the entire galaxy in it. Uh-huh Yep, and that radio could probably pick up uh transmission from an alien planet Absolutely it can Hmm Legend is back. Uh-huh What's your position mr. Cornwood senior captain The fuck is that? Well, that's what tortellini said I was Your senior captain. Yeah, apparently, you know, there's some kind of falling down We got multiple sheriff's departments something or another. I but they said I was senior captain