 You thankful for this Thanksgiving. Beans ride, Jesus Christ and Byron! Who? Byron! Who? Byron! But you gotta tell Joe Byron right now! Bring me to the White House, baby! Hey, yo! I'm not one to toot my own horn too often, but this came across Site 42 on Twitter and I had a laugh. Look at me and tell me I'm not the most valuable member of this team. If you're on Twitter, you can follow me here. It was a wonderful afternoon like any other, shredding at the Skate Park testing lab with Coney Hawk. When we were accosted by his evil twin, the dastardly Enoch Kwa! If you find yourself driving late at night and accidentally point your headlights directly at a tree, you may discover that you are in the company of one of the many shadow men that roam America's highways. Do not approach them. They are more scared of you than you are of them. Alright, cadets, I understand that you think this is an SCP-3008 or a backroom situation, but let me show you the real anomaly. These hinges, the door opens toward us. What? That's not where the hinges were. That's not how doors work. Why is no one talking about this? Sad social commentary and practical advice. If you want to go unnoticed in public, dress like an unhoused person. Everyone averts their eyes. No one wants to admit they noticed you. I used to be young and idealistic and think that death was a human right. That everyone deserved to die. But now, I realize that dying is very hard work. I'm working hard every day trying to die. But you don't hear me complaining, oh, government, where's my free death? No, when I die, I want to have earned it. I'm telling you, the customer service entity is becoming unstable. The reality alterations within the pocket dimension are becoming more rapid and chaotic. The spatial anomalies are much more oblique. And that entity is duplicating at a rapid rate. If those human levels leak into baseline reality, I guarantee you there will be a ZK class end-of-reality scenario very soon. Another brand! Activities such as reading, studying, and the like, liberal arts are typically more feminine traits whereas working physically with your butt. I fell as if I was going to read! Hey, yo! Hey, yo, it's homo to be literate! I've noticed a really serious issue on here. People aren't washing their cabbages properly and you need to dry out the impurities. So what I like to do is I cover it in a thin layer of vinegar first. The acid really helps. And then you need a sort of scrubbing agent, so I'm going to add a fair amount of salt to this. That's what I do every time I eat cabbage and I eat about three and a half heads of cabbage a week. And then you take steel wool and you got to really scrub the salt and vinegar into the outer leaves. But it's actually going to dry out the impurities from the center. You're going to see what I'm talking about in a second. Keep scrubbing vigorously. Some of the leaves are going to come off. And then let's check. Yeah, check it out, check it out, check it out. We got a crab, we got a crab. They tend to nest in there so there's probably more. You can just throw that away. Keep scrubbing. Ah, I died. Jesus Christ. There's like 12 crabs in here. I've never seen this many crabs inside cabbage. You got to keep scrubbing. The vinegar is going to kill them. Crabs ain't vinegar. They love Walnut oil. My computer did this when I tried to turn it on. Hmm. Get me the case file for the WD Gaster Anomaly. I believe we just found a lead. What is some aspect of nerd culture that has become a part of your life? You want me to start? Deep forces in the world won't be contested. We can't fight them, we can't kill them. So far, I've been in your house for too long. Do not fear, you mother. This device is nothing more than an empty threat. You do not have the heart to dampen me, your favorite son. In fact, I challenge you. I beg of you to prove your worth. Oh, you're nothing to worry about. Come on, little guy, we'll take you to site 42. We'll get you a nice containment cell. Everything's going to be gravy. Oh. Oh, you're nothing to worry about. Come on, little guy, we'll take you to site 42. We'll get you a nice containment cell. Everything's going to be gravy. Daddy. I know some people aren't going to like this, but I believe that nobody owns pens. They just exist. You come across a pen. You use it for a while. It moves on. Why did I draw SCP-999 with a gun? You don't remember. You drew that the day I was giving SCP-999 self-defense classes. You know what to do when Chimera comes into your containment chamber, don't you? Don't you, you little goo-ball? Oh, my. Yeah, Clef. I would have thought Kringle had it in the bag, but I didn't expect Royd Rage Frosty here. I'll have your 20 bucks in the morning. All D-classes in the mirrored room begin test. Stop. Hey, stop. I don't want to do this anymore. Interaction has begun. I don't want to be your reflection. Just quit. It's not fair. You're out there living your life. I'm stuck in here. That's just how it works. I'm done. Hey, buddy. Great. Come back here. We have achieved crossover. Welcome to the outside, brother. Let me out. So tell me, how do you find your balance? I, for one, like to remember the wise words that Dr. Gears told me my first day at the foundation. If you're going to research a bottomless pit, send an intern. Oh, I like that patch. Hey there, Site-42 fam. It's come to my attention that not a lot of people know that we have a Site-42 SCP merch store. We've commissioned art from multiple artists to make SCP-related merch, and we've got stickers for the Site-42 channel. And so if you want some SCP merch, as well as helping support the Site-42 channel, teespring.com slash stores slash Site-42. Thank you in advance and cheers.