This is my fabulous entry. I was trying to work out a video collaboration with Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus and Mick Jagger, but that idea was a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic. Because I couldn't go big, I went weird -- crude, rude, sick and nasty, but hopefully someone out there will find the humor in it. Probably not what the sponsors of this contest (X-rite and Colormunki) had in mind ... but what the heck? This is Youtube, isn't it? Besides, they offer a $25 prize for each month's worst ad. I may have a lock on that or do I have to resort to cheap ploys beyond bathroom humor ... like sex, explosions and David Letterman jokes?