 It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant. It's brilliant. It's positive. I will tell you something I will be doing this summer. I think I'm gonna try the short pants with the socks pulled all the way up to the D. Just so people can see me in the fresh ass dance outside. It's a great look. It's a great look. I mean, I don't know if it's great, but I'm gonna try it. It's a great look. Just because I don't know what else to do with the socks. It's a great look. You're talking about shorts? Or you're talking about a pant? No, shorts. I'm gonna wear shorts. Yeah, yeah. And I'm gonna pull the socks all the way up just because the socks got dope-ass designs on them. I want people to see it. Yeah, let's take a West Coast Vato Loco thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that for you. I like that for you. You think it'll look work? Yeah, I think maybe a khaki. You go with a nice khaki short. We're gonna go with a jeans short. You dress like 50 cent? Nah, I'm gonna do like basketball shorts. Like basketball shorts. Oh, you're talking about like a relaxed, like at home attire. Yeah, awesome sweatshorts. Sweatshorts. Yeah, like the sweatpants with the sweatshorts. Oh, dude. We gotta get Serge Backe on one of those. Huh? What? I did think of something just now. Oh, we know. I might have lost it. It gives a fuck. Go. I think it might be a little too big for shorts. His dick would be hanging out the end. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just saying. The dick hanging out the end. You think when you first see him you'd be like, bro, are you taking a shit? Bro, it's gonna be a little game. It's gonna be a little win, bro. Like your dick head just at the bottom of your shirt and you're trying to strange. It would be weird. That would make a lot of people uncomfortable. Yeah. That's all I'm saying. Do you think it's circumcised or not? I have no idea. Do you think his uncircumcised dick is just hanging out like a big old blunt tooth smuggling? Oh, my God. Question, if you are uncircumcised, right, and you have a big penis, but when it's soft, it's mostly skin. Yeah. It looks like a stance sock. Like if you was to whip it out. Yeah, if you was to whip it out, Taylor, would you be impressed? Would you be like, oh, you'd be like, that's just all skin. It's all skin. Would you try to cuddle up inside it like a sleeping bag? You know, move this mech mouth away and just, you know, warm up a little bit. It's fun to play with, though. What, foreskin? Yeah. Holy shit. This is crazy. This is new. I've never heard it. Hold on. Really? Hold on. We've talked about foreskin a lot over the years. When she was dating her boyfriend for foreskin, I can't remember his name right there. She's dating the same guy over and over again. Hopefully the same white guy, just a little bit different over and over again. Hopefully homie that she's dating now is circumcised. Does she date black guys? Huh? Does she date black guys? That's none of your business, yo. That's none of your business, yo. Why you ask all these questions? That's why your eyes red, because she probably punched you in the face. What does it matter if Zurie dates black guys or not? I just want to know. Now back to you having fun with this foreskin, goddammit. What do you do with it exactly? Yo, this is going to be crazy. I need like... Use your hood. Don't use my fucking water, yo. Use your hood. Do I know? Okay, so look. Yeah. Nah, that's circumcised. Your hoodie! Oh, I got a good one. Give me the top of the mic. Take it off. Okay, now it's an uncircumcised dick. Yes. No, no, this is uncircumcised. That's the ridge. Yeah. The top part. Yeah, I can smell it. I just like... Jerk it up and down. Jerk it up and down and then just like trying to cover the top part. I don't know, it's weird. That shit would make me feel so insecure. I swear if a girl was playing this in that play on my foreskin, that shit would drive me crazy. My insecurity would make me go nuts with this shit. Why, why, why is that? I would just feel like she's playing with me. He didn't like it. I was dating a Haitian. He did not like that. He didn't? I thought it was funny though. I'd cover it, the top part, and then pick a pool. Pick a pool. Pick a pool. Pick a pool. What the fuck? Really? Yeah, but I'm never doing that shit again. Why? Because it comes with too much like... That is disgusting. Is it smegmo? Yeah. But it's not, he cleaned himself, but it still was like... It's too many issues that come with it. See what I'm saying? You know how prejudiced this is? Exactly. I had a whole thing about this. It is, though. No, this is prejudice. You just was giving it so much crap. You can't... I wasn't... That's how dicks are supposed to look. I didn't go say it going raw with him. Why not? Because... You're never really going raw with somebody who has foreskin, by the way. Why? They always got coverage? It's natural con. Interesting point. But you don't think a foreskin dick and like your regular pussy, they're the same. Nobody makes you cut off something off of your pussy. It's not the same. It literally is how God made dicks and pussies. That's exactly the same. No, but the dick is going in the pussies. I wouldn't say the pussy is the same as a fucking... What's it called? What are those dicks called? Uncircumcised dicks. AKA dicks. Andrew does have a point. It's natural. It comes with foreskin. It is a natural thing. That's the organic dick. It is. You know what I'm saying? Once you get a circumcised, it's like, it's low GMO-ish. It's GMO. Just a little bit. You shop at Whole Foods or Gristiti's. Real talk. I never heard of Gristiti. And guys that have foreskin say that the sex feels better. I've heard that. Because our dicks are desensitized. Not mine. Imagine how sensitive it would be if you had the foreskin. Because the foreskin covers your dick head, which is the sensitive part of your whole life. Your dick head is just exposed to the environment. That's why dogs nut so fast though. Because they got that pink shit come out. They got that goddamn foreskin. That's the uncircumcised. So dogs can just hump the air. And the air turns them on so much. They start nutting all over the place. I wonder if that happens to motherfuckers that are uncircumcised. They come faster. They come faster. 100%. Why you think girls like us? Because we give them that wrong dick. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's not fun to suck though. Taylor, can you calm down? Taylor, this is a PG-13 podcast. What's up with you, man? You guys are talking about it. It's a horrible decision. I know. What's going on? You said they're fun to suck? No, they're not. They're not fun to suck. Why? What does it feel like? It's just too much skin. Oh, is that why your eyes turn red? But hold up though. Y'all didn't look like a pink dick last week. So listen, when it gets hard though, doesn't the skin go back? A little bit. But, like, as soon as it gets soft, that shit comes right back. Like, it's no... So I'm beside your kid, y'all. That's the more little motherfucking story.