 Uh-oh, so I'm home alone right now. Julian's in New York right now So I feel like I want to do you know what anyone would do when their boyfriend is out of town Which is something real drastic to my hair. I've done this before my channel I've dyed my hair because it was blonde and I put some colors in the front or whatever But I want to dye the whole thing now. Don't get me wrong for a long time I was like I want to grow my hair out again. I'm not gonna dye my roots. I'm gonna bleach my hair I know I miss the colors as much as a lot of people do but like I need my hair to be healthy So I can grow. Listen to me. That shit is so boring. I'm bored. My hair is puke colored. I'm caving and I'm doing it and I don't know about you but like when It comes over me it just comes over me and I'm like I'm doing my hair today now Like yeah, I could go to a salon but like what fun is that? Here's my vision. You ready? I watched a couple of YouTube tutorials I went to the beauty supply store and him told me what to buy so that I could do it My vision is to be just red and then cut some nice little bangs But like not across bangs like side bangs, you know, because I'm bored. This is a gross weird puby look It was cute when I got like the blonde highlights in there But now it's puby and I'm not gonna tell Julian that I did it until after it's done And I'll try to face time him or something, but he's not gonna be surprised I imagine because nothing I really do at this point is very surprising. I'm doing whatever I want I'm gonna dye my hair because no one is watching me the view The guy at the beauty supply store told me that because your head makes heat and I have a fair amount of roots We should do like one finger inch length leave that do this part Then go in do all the roots and then in the last 10 minutes do the blonde He really thought that I could do that. I mean, I'm gonna try my best I'm not gonna put a towel on or anything separate on this red shirt because I feel like that'll work One thing I do know is that when you're putting color in your hair Just like cover your face and neck and shit with some Vaseline ASMR ear Vaseline. Hell yeah Hell yeah, do I do my neck with this or you fuck my neck my neck my bed all you ladies pop You'll post it like this shake your body. Don't poop. Don't piss I have a wedding to go to this weekend and nothing says like Congratulations on your everlasting love quite like showing up with flaming red asshole hair So I got my gloves because I know better. I learned that lesson the hard way for those of you that are like Jenna Why'd you pick red red? Just like really is kind of forgiving and like just dies Whatever the fuck you put it on it washes out really fast, but red gives no fucks. I have my food scale here I need 2.4 ounces of color developer Like bleach is that what this is is this bleach oopsie so much for my healthy beautiful hair that's sometimes shiny And then I'm going to dye my hair this exquisite L'Oreal technique excellence high color highlights in the color red I'm gonna put the whole tube of this in here and then mix it up. That's also Julian's sink I'm not responsible for what's over there. I'm not gonna clean that boy. That's your life. Here we go Beepie speaking of red hair and like little side sweat banks Carly and control girl I'm coming V brand like dyeing your hair such like a nice quiet time activity You end up like looking not cute, but like it's fun It's just like you're quiet little me time just over here fucking up your hair. Oh It's no watch me do this video and like just pass out from chemicals. No turning back now Oh, we're here you I imagine because I can't see this is just gonna come out Like hella uneven. Look it. It's just like clumped in there. Welcome to Jenna's wretched salon Pray for me I always wanted to be one of those people that like does my hair myself and everyone's like, oh my god Your hair is so cute. It's your hairdresser and they're like me because you're like secretly kind of like just a fucking dick That's good at shit. Oh, I should have done my neck with Vaseline The worst part about having red hair is every time you take a shower It just looks like somebody was murdered. That's right in my ear How do I part the rest of my hair when there's red all over my hands? I'm not even doing like good sections I'm doing like I'm flattering my hair sections. Don't worry. Okay, if it gets on the blonde It's just gonna lift it so much that it breaks apart. Okay. It's not a big deal There shouldn't be anything fun about destroying your hair, but they just is oh It's all over the floor. I'm never getting my security deposit back Oh, I got it all over this blonde piece. Oh, no girl. Say goodbye to it. It's having a funeral I'm fucking busy. It's getting hard up here. I don't know how to do this I also feel like I haven't really done much in the back like at all Nothing says I dyed my hair at home quite like the whole back of your head Just like not looking right at all all hair people in the world just cringing their faces off right now I'm trying to get cute hair on a budget like I'm not waiting for your salon to open so I can come get my hair done I want my hair done now. Do you want something done? Right? You just gotta do it yourself, you know I feel like it's coming out nice. It feels great. I'd say as long as the front is red We're good. That's all anyone ever sees. No one sees the back of you Duh. Hell yeah, I just went to switch gloves so that I could make some more color What in the fuck kind of janky ass glove is this? Excuse you you have one job and you didn't do it Okay, so I'm gonna go in and do all my roots now And if you hear any dogs barking just know it's because I have no authority and the dogs don't listen to me They only listen to Julian. They didn't keep me up all night last night barking at that. No, they didn't do that They would never they love me. This is my favorite part because you just slap it everywhere I wasn't supposed to do this part yet, but I just couldn't help myself Marble shut the fuck up. Yes get on my part get right on my scalp die my head red I want my skin to be red. I want everything to be red. How much time has gone by? Is anyone keeping track of the time I need help like how can this end badly? Look at this I'm covering my head in one color. Look look how much better. I look oh Julian after this You never gonna leave home again because you'd be like I gotta keep her on a leash. I can't control her She's crazy. See how I'm trying not to get that blonde So I'm just gonna go from underneath real sneaky, you know like a ninja gonna put it on here And then I'm just gonna pretend I'm shampooing the inside of my head. Oh, yeah that perfect Color deposit technique. Oh, look at that. I think it's lifted girl Are we flying cuz this shit is lifted? But I just like throwing on my eyebrows real quick. No, but for real should I hear it gender's ratchet salon? I can dye your hair, but only one color just read see I should have covered my neck in Vaseline I'm just gonna try and get some of this off. Oh god. Look at this. This is sick I'm so excited like why have I ever paid to get my hair done and I can just do this I mean my scalp looks ridiculous. I don't think that's how you're supposed to do it But like did I miss a spot? I don't think so now that I've got some time to kill It's time to let the realness of this decision. I've made sink in for this weekend My dress is like navy blue and I think that this red with like a red lip is gonna look real nice and classy Like, you know, this is what my eye looks like without any eyelashes on and you're like, well Who's fucking eyes that and I'm like, it's mine. Oh, it feels a little crunch I want it to feel crunchy like a bag of Doritos when Julian runs his hands through my hair I want it to just feel like crunch crunch crunch like a bag of chips I think it's really sexy time to put the rest in my hair put it directly on your end so that they dry out I think this is the preferred method. We're just gonna do it that way any like blonde poke through It's cute and on purpose. Okay. I know what the fuck I'm doing I can't breathe. Is anyone available? I can't use my phone or do anything But I need somebody to come over look at this. There's like just blonde parts, but what do I do? Maybe if I squeeze the top of my head down to the bottom of my head It'll offer some better coverage squeeze it together. It's like brown red You know what I should do when I rinse this out instead of taking a shower I should just sit in the bathtub and let it dye my whole body the time is up And I don't want the rest of my hair to fall off. So I think I'm in a shower Maybe put a spray tan on I don't know and then I'm gonna come back and we go we're just gonna cut a little bank So yummy Overall, I think that the color came out really nice It did blend a little bit with that root seal There's some still dark in there parts of this over here is kind of the color of like I just got caught with a lot of meth like on my person, but the rest look at this. Oh my god I can't believe it worked. It wasn't expensive. It wasn't hard It just took like the majority of my day today But also we're not done because you did not just come here for a color. You came for a cut and color I'm gonna do it a nice little cut. I'm just kidding. I'm not gonna use that. So at the beauty supply store They didn't have any hair scissors, which is just like the green light to say fuck it I'm gonna cut my hair with whatever scissors I have which are these I keep them in my cup full of my makeup brushes So it's covered in makeup And I think these will be just fine because I actually one time cut my hair with them in college And that was like 10 years ago. So I think that they're still sharp enough to cut hair I watched one YouTube video about how to do this you make like a Triangle shape if you're gonna cringe cringe now Maybe maybe the hair coloring wasn't cringe enough for you. I really don't have the patience for this Okay, how the fuck I don't know man. Does that look good? Does that look right to you? Yeah, that totally looks righty girl That's like a lot of bang right my plan B Like the way I've always cut my bangs is just like take whatever piece you want and just fucking cut it And that's always worked really well for me So I probably had this way which is why it's so fucked up But I'm gonna cut him this way because that's like how it works I don't know and then if I don't like it. I'll just go in there and like hack around because we're cutting this anyways I feel like we should just try and cut some stairs real quick. Oh That's what my bangs used to look like oh, it doesn't feel good It feels really pulley like ow like fuck with me though. Let's see what that looks like it already looks so cute I'm excited. That did not work. Where the fuck are my bangs? Forget the rules. Let's just cut it this way Yeah, Kermit, please do not play with my hair. That's on the ground. Oh, I don't know what this piece is doing But let's get some on this side. I feel like this is right. Just keep cutting it I feel like I just pulled this section of hair and cut it. Why is it long again? That's good, right? Oh girl. What the fuck is this? What have I done? The internet has done me so Dirty this girl said this fucking worked. This doesn't work. This doesn't look right I'm just gonna have to keep cutting it cutting it cutting it. Oh, what is this? It's like a chunk chunk in the front. It's not really blended into my hair that well. Let's just cut more Oh, no, just keep cutting. I better not see anyone in the comments telling me put the scissors down Okay, anything you should be cheering me on to keep the senses in my hands live your dream Cuz that's what I'm doing any time you'd like to send out you thoughts and prayers for my hair Let's make it a little shorter. Oh said every person cutting their bangs. Here we go, baby Don't turn it back out, baby. We'll go like this. This does stuff, right? I don't know what I'm doing. Oh bad idea Chunk in the front. Look at this. That's cute when it's down. Maybe not so much I like this shit. I think that shit's cute come to my salon I will catch away with my dirty scissors aside from the back that I'm hot and sweating I think this came out super fucking cute I feel like a new woman you can make fun of me all you want But like I think this looks rad minus some of the crack color in here Which I will do better at next time, but other than that, I think this is really great I think we should FaceTime Julia Myself too and my bangs are chunky. They made fun of me the whole time Julian likes it. He didn't make fun of me So that's probably proud of myself and I don't think I'm ever going to a hair salon again Because look what I'm capable of Mediocre hair. That's more than I ever expected I hope that you guys liked watching me do this and potentially ruin my hair Although I don't think I did but maybe you think I did if you found any of this to be informational God bless you because I feel like it's just a tutorial of how not to do your hair, but I like it I really like it. I think it looks really nice and exciting and fun And I hope it just inspired you to like if you want to do something to your hair girl Go out there. You buy that box of hair color and you live your life I don't usually do stuff like this, but it was really fun And I really liked it and make sure you subscribe to my channel I put out a video every Wednesday slash Thursday. I really like my bangs Even though I know you cringe watching me cut look how cute girl. I look like fucking Ariel bitch All right. I'll see you next week. Bye