 I'm not gonna lie, okay? I say some pretty racist ass shit. I don't know who started that one sentiment that black niggas can't be racist. Actually, blacks don't have as much systematic powers other races, so yeah, that might be true, but I'll keep it honest, okay? Out of the seven billion people walking this earth, I'm probably number eight on the racist leaderboard. You know, I actually grew up around a lot of white niggas. For the most part, I give them a seven out of 10. Yeah, white niggas having Tony Hawk on their roster. That gives them an extra two points. You know, y'all, white niggas are pretty cool, but I've started to notice y'all coming like two forms. There's white person number one. Fuck you, dark skin, monkeys, 13% of the population come in to have to cry. Number two, 50% of the crime. Straight gangsta, nigga! To understand this shism, we must return to the past. Slavery, hard times, niggas working in the damn field, sweat dripping off their ass cracks and foreheads under the hot ass sun. Sing, you slaves, sing, purr purr, eh! You know, I actually don't mind that. I mean, my ancestors probably did. Niggas probably wasn't too stoked about working for free without a retirement plan. I think we had some revolts. Yeah, I had some revolts. There was a lot of going back and forth. Harriet Tubman was doing some Dante's Inferno-type shit. And then Abraham Lincoln, I think he's on the $100 dollar bill or something like that. You know, a man of his importance is obviously on a high value currency. But yeah, Abraham Lincoln, during his campaign, nigga came out with two blunts. I shit you not. He came out with two blunts on the microphone. He was like, let my niggas go. Southern niggas did not like that. I think there was even one guy in the crowd that shouted back at him, let the slaves go. But who's gonna fuck my wife when I'm out at the marketplace? Not gonna lie. He made a pretty good point. The civil war happened, niggas getting shot at, stabbed, guts falling out. After all that, eventually the North One and slavery was abolished. Hey guys, now that slavery is abolished, I guess we can start being equals and building up our communities on equal footing, huh? Now originally there was gonna be a part here talking about the effects slavery had on racial tensions and the socioeconomic growth of Africans in the West. But that shit was like a couple paragraphs long, giving me even more work to do. And it sort of diluted the more comedic tone I was trying to go for. So instead, I'm gonna end with this, Asian people. Some Asian people do not fuck with black niggas. Like no joke, whenever I walk into an Asian-owned convenience store, I won't lie. I feel kind of uneasy. I'm like, yeah, I gotta be on my best behavior in this bitch, cause these Asian niggas probably not feeling me the same way I'm feeling them. Matter of fact, they probably got robbed by four niggas just yesterday. A nigga feels so uneasy. So uneasy, I do a whole bow. I do a bow before entering and leaving the store.