 You done fucked it up Joe. I know you're on vacation from doing your angry reviews But what the hell is that gonna do for me? You're the only gaming reviewer I enjoy out there your funny skits and thoughtful insight to make your videos extremely entertaining However, another uncharted game cannot slip away from your format So I have taken it upon myself to do your show for you Here's my angry review of Uncharted the Lost Legacy Don't have angry Joe's devishly good looks or kick-ass jacket, but I'm gonna proceed anyways after Naughty Dog released Uncharted 4 upon the world We didn't think we'd see another in the series for quite a long time Except for some you know small story DLC and a little bit of multiplayer here and there fast forward just over a year later And we are gifted with the Lost Legacy a brand spanking new tale featuring fan favorite Chloe and fan-hated Nadine While the other Nathan Drake outings featured a hefty $60 price tag this one flies under the radar at a solid 40 Me myself I paid a cool 32 on Amazon Prime and at that price point you're getting a great value I honestly would have been satisfied paying a full 60 for this game What we have here is a celebration of the entire franchise a tip of the hat to everything that came before It really is a greatest hits collection of some of our fondest moments in this series You get to relive some of the best action segments with new spins and settings There's a new armored car attack a helicopter battle vehicle combat and even another thrilling train chase Sure, it's all been done before but man was it fun to go back with these new characters There isn't a lot of fresh ideas here outside of an open environment section in chapter 4 that I honestly didn't care for I like my Uncharted linear. I've got shit to do. I don't want to bring up the map every five seconds to figure out Where the hell i'm at You're lost, aren't you? No, I'm not lost other atom. I'm thinking thinking about what? I'm thinking how easy it could have been for Naughty Dog to put a fucking waypoint gps system into this game So I didn't drive around like a fucking idiot for 20 minutes trying to find the next place to go Angry joe skits are better. Sorry. What what not only does this area of the game bring the momentum to a screeching halt It's also just not that enjoyable to play granted a majority of it can be completely avoided by not doing the fetch quests But the whole thing seems completely unnecessary. It's almost like the Uncharted devs were just testing the waters a bit to see What an open world Uncharted game could feel like and I hope they never go down that route Once that area is cleared though the game picks up and never lets go It helps that chloe Fraser is an absolute joy to both look at and listen to drake is a striking man But if i'm going to be scaling mountains swinging through the jungle swimming under ancient structures and sliding through mud It's nice to stare at a perfectly rendered woman's ass for a change And chloe is the full package delivery not only well timed punches, but one liners She's what I wish laura craft was like in the rebooted tomb raider series Fraser always has something insightful or clever to say and I found myself giggling like a school girl through the entire eight hours You heard me eight hours Now now now now now now now now I know what you're thinking eight hours that that's going to be a turn off for some people But not this guy. I like my campaign story short and sweet much like my imaginary lovemaking And this is much more of a quality over quantity scenario Also much like my imaginary lovemaking hell I would have been happy if naughty dog ripped out the scavenger hunt and rested this game at a comfortable six The Uncharted games have always been at their best when drake is bouncing dialogue off a trekking companion Whether it's elena the love interest or sully father figure the mentor here is no different Not a dog understands that this is a value proposition and they keep it going with another road trip buddy cop scenario Voice actress laura bailey does a perfectly fine job with her. She's just not very interesting Claudia blacks chloe fraser gets all the great lines and her backstory is far more compelling than that of nadine's That said she's not awful by any means not a terrible person. She's just kind of there She's that friend in the group that you tolerate that you let come to parties But you don't really acknowledge that much kind of in the background I'm a little disappointed. They didn't take this opportunity to give us a first true co-op campaign But at least her ai is sharp. In fact, I was caught off guard by just how useful she was in combat There were multiple times where I was pinned down by gunfire only to have like two rounds left in the chamber Luckily out of nowhere nadine flanks a dude snaps the neck Jump kicks another guy and moves on to the next set It's those types of small moments that really bring this package to another level and this thing's already Chock full of beautiful landscapes and intense cinematic situations. There are so many little details They kept me engaged too such as a new lock picking mechanic that's simple to execute But when put in a certain situation can be a welcome stress I wish they would have gone further with this idea though as it never gets more challenging and never ramps up later in the Game it's always the same. It feels like another experiment instead of a fully invested idea Since this is an uncharted game you can expect the same level of polish and fantastic storytelling the others contain You take control of cloley on her journey to seek out the fabled tusk of ganesh Traveling deep into the thrilling jungles of india and as always there's deadly comp in your way Comp short for competition a saw and his men will stop at nothing to find the tusk for his own mysterious purposes He's another solid entry into the series of hallmark villains and then we have the puzzles which are another staple of the franchise They're never too tough. We're never too easy. They're just right It's it's very much the goldilocks in the three bears scenario of video games And they're mixed in well between the combat and the hiking I quite enjoyed the statue axe swinging puzzle where you have to lead the protagonist to specific platforms Or you seal your fate at the end of a blade and if you're a trophy whore like myself There's plenty more hours to squeeze out of this gem treasure hunting weapon kills jeep specific challenges And of course beating the game on crushing will extend your game time Now I haven't platinum the game myself yet, but I looked at the trophy list and everything seems very reasonable It also helps that if you previously beat the game you could get points to unlock weapons and upgrades And you can use this in your next playthrough on crushing for even more added value Naughty Dog has included the entire multiplayer suite along with the new survival mode I'm not huge into the multiplayer scene myself But there's no negative to adding more gaming options for people the same can be said for the baked in photo mode That's all the rage these days you can pause the game at any time to snap a quick selfie Not only that but the devs have added in a myriad of features everything from camera angles To filters to stupid faces you can put on your character in case you don't get enough of those in your daily instagram feed You son of a bitch. I don't know why I'm mad at you about that. It's not like you're the one making the stupid duck faces Unless you are in which case I'm disgusted shame on you But also I applaud your courage and your bravery And I respect you for that it's a very It's a very confusing time we live in if all of that wasn't enough You also get a digital download for jack and daxter the precursor legacy Which has been up res for the ps4 and I could not give less fucks about that But I know there's people out there that do so Another another thing another little nugget for you to digest as previously stated I would have gladly paid for this at a triple a price because this is a triple a game for between 30 and 40 Dollars this is a treasure even Nathan drake would come out a retirement for Took me a while to come up with that line of dialogue It was kind of proud of it subscribe or don't it's your life do what you want I think uncharted gamers have become spoiled over the years by the level of craft that's on display So a lot of folks kind of wrote this one off as a quick cash grab That couldn't be further from the truth as much as I loved Uncharted 4 It was never for the gameplay or the exciting moments It was for the story and how well it capped off the franchise so well But I never even went back to that one to platinum it or played again on crushing like I did the previous three Lost legacy however is an easy replay with its shorter runtime and fantastic set pieces Now does it go overboard with ledge breaks crate climbing and last minute grabs of course Does it acknowledge all these cliches though and even poke fun at itself? Absolutely And that plus all these other positives is why I'm giving Uncharted the lost legacy a nine out of ten Almost a perfect score if not for some of the the slower moments in chapter four that really hinder the experience And some of that padded out fetch questing bullshit just gets in the way of an otherwise really tight package And I'm all about tight packages No homo while this review will pale in comparison to joe's sometimes 30 minute episodes I hope it'll still be enough for a badass seal of approval. What do you think about that corporate commander? That went better than expected. Just another pointless callback. I don't really give a shit what he has to say All right, thanks for watching guys and until next time. I won't see you on the next angry joe show Take care You're lost aren't you? No, I'm not lost other joe I hope you enjoyed my tribute video to angry joe He inspired me a lot over the years to start my own channel and give it my best This is one in a string of videos I'm going to be doing kind of acknowledging some of the youtube creators over the years that Kind of motivated me and inspired me and entertained me to no end So thanks again angry joe and if there's someone watching that hasn't heard of him check out his channel and subscribe He's he's worth it Thanks for watching the video. Feel free to check me out on social media platforms for credibility purposes Intern Sheila should be putting up some graphics for you to digest. I believe otherwise You'll be out on the curb like your mom Gotta move on you can also check me out on patreon.com slash adam does movies throw me a buck or two if you want I run this channel alone. It's a it's almost a full-time job. Honestly. Thanks for your time Sheila the graphics now