 Just saw a room an excellent example of filmmaking very good film Not exactly pleasant and that's something I'm gonna buy on DVD I spent the last 20 minutes walking all around this neighborhood looking for a decent affordable place to eat Nothing but snooty super expensive hipster joints. I'm not paying $14 for a hamburger Still watching trailers I wouldn't pay $14 for a hamburger, but I ended up paying $18 for a cinema high dollar One of the reasons I don't pay for cable is because I hate TV commercials. I especially hate them at the movies When he has a cross on the front of it Max von Seidau Aw, dead Stormtrooper And the cute little droid has the secret plans again Okay, he froze that blaster being in midair. That was pretty cool Kyle Loren is talking through like a Radio Shack microphone or something And there's a map to Luke Skywalker Luke made a map I did not know this was gonna be the Poe Dameron story seriously And this is not Tatooine, right? Not Tatooine. I do have to say I'm glad I'm not seeing CGI Rabbits hopping around everywhere. I liked the TIE fighter escape scene. That was very original a Map to Luke Skywalker. I still don't get that Okay, so these are not clone troops and Kylo Ren is not scary Ray is more frightening than Kylo Ren. Man, she went after him Stop taking my hand Why was it just sitting there? Why could they just steal? Oh, it was his Yikes, whoa How did she fly the Millennium Falcon though? I don't get it Man, what an asshole. He just destroyed the whole control room. I don't get this. I don't get any of this What the hell is going on This movie jump the fucking rails what is going on Who's this giant guy? Jesus. I Still don't understand where the hands on your back that even came from I'm lost Did you just call me solo They're playing reggae this time Is Luke's lightsaber just in a chest in the basement Battery is dying. I'm gonna have to turn off. Bye and I can sit down and plug in. Let me collect my thoughts The movie didn't make me furious like I thought it would but it was a very Unsatisfying experience that left me cold The points at which the movie should have been strong with the plot points and the surprises Moments of the movie I thought I Thought the individual performances were weak to Ray Finn everybody really I Like the characters of Ray and Finn. I thought the actors performances were really weak Seriously, I didn't connect with them at all. I still don't understand where Han Solo and Chewbacca came from How they got that they just came out of nowhere and what was that ship they had? The that whole scene with the tentacle monsters killing people in the hallways. What the hell was that? I don't whatever momentum the movie had ended for me Harrison Ford was playing those monster scenes for straight-up comedy and it was very weak His performances in general were really weak. I didn't like them It was way too much Han Solo in the movie way too much. They overused him. I got bored with him I like the line about that's not how the force works though Kylo Ren was a complete loser as a villain just a non character all around did nothing at all for me If I hadn't known though going in what Kylo Ren was going to do I would have been surprised that by that scene because it came out of nowhere. I Did like the scene where Ray reversed Kylo Ren's Mind meld on him that was pretty cool The idea though of Kylo Ren being Han and Leia's son is a non-starter for me. I don't accept it Apparently anybody can pick up a lightsaber even Luke Skywalker's lightsaber and have a magic sword fight with it. I Felt no thrill or excitement at any point in the movie the big climactic ending with the thing exploding Did nothing the only times that I felt emotion willing up inside me was because of the music Luke's theme playing Leia's theme playing The music was doing it Ray's flashback to baby Ray being abandoned on the desert planet, which is not Tatooine She's gonna turn out to be a Skywalker. It's a given BB-8 did nothing for me C3 peel was wasted R2-D2 was wasted. I just felt nothing I still don't understand this idea of a map to Luke Skywalker. I don't I just don't get it Apparently when things get really difficult Jedi go into hiding That's what did I do? the final scene with Ray presenting Luke's Lightsaber to him could have been very effective, but I thought it was very weak and I'll tell you why The scene lingered much too long. It should have cut off right at the moment when Ray Extended the lightsaber to him, but instead Abrams Instead Abrams lingered far too long on that one shot and then he ended with that flying helicopter shot like a student film It was amateur stuff Ultimately, I felt like I was watching a fan film It wasn't the scene-for-scene ripoff of part four that I thought it was going to be but it was fan service really The whole thing left me feeling unsatisfied and a little bit sick to my stomach I feel like I wasted my whole day and a lot of money $18 for a cinema hot dog and popcorn That's one of the reasons I don't go to the cinema very often because every step of it is a ripoff Okay, I don't even know if this snapchat is working honestly So let me pack up and go home. 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