 it is my birthday today 24 years old today 24 years young I decided to get dressed up today gamers I have pants on what the in a shirt that's crazy I'm not wearing sweatpants or pajama pants what is this give us a 360 of the fit okay here's the fit gamers here's the fit gamers I can touch my own nipple why is there 7,000 people here watching me touch my own nipples I don't know I feel kind of cute not gonna lie as I should because it's my birthday I've got bats frickin bats I love Halloween 50 gifted what the fuck I don't know what to call it even the reward for 5k still to chug a can beans that's still up for grabs it's my golden birthday today too which most people don't even know what that is actually I don't know why that was a thing even my dad didn't know what it is but like I thought it was a thing in my family maybe it was a thing in my school but it's my golden birthday today so like today is October 24th I am turning 24 see how that works if your birthday was January 10th your girth golden birthday would be when you turn 10 who was it Jazzy thank you so much for the 10 dollars but what's happening hey wait hold on don't give me your money here instead go to crank a place calm stop boy merch restocked today there's a restock today so if you want stop boy merch go and get it now because it was completely out of stock we got hoodies we got hoodies oh shit that's sick we got long sleeves oh shit we got short sleeves both of them are in the laundry I appreciate all the support but if you're gonna support me at least get something cool for yourself you know don't make it all about me baby also there may or may not be a new merch out right now on unisonance.com but you didn't hear it from me who did you hear it from that's so weird because you didn't hear it from me also chat it is October 24th meaning that in the US election day is coming soon and I think that it is partly my duty and responsible of me to use my platform in this way make sure that you if you are of age and in the West make sure you make your voice heard make sure you're registered to vote it's super easy to register to vote takes about five minutes and vote please please please it's extremely important please for the love of God please fucking vote I will vote calm you can find voting locations or drop-off locations you can check if you're registered to vote you can straight up register to vote if you're not already registered I will vote calm if you're in the US and above the age if you're 18 or older go make sure you register to vote get your vote in extremely important thank you there's a lot of support there's a lot of support happening we're already at the 4,300 subs that's crazy we were at like 3,700 subs something like that before or maybe like 35 before the stream started that's crazy I need to make sure among us is updated did they put in the big peen update yet just for me they said they were gonna do that for me the what update you heard jazzy with the 20,000 bits what are you doing with your life don't you have better things to spend your money on than me a stupid streamer youtuber boy with a piercing and two tattoos and a bat shirt and black jeans and me undies underwear actually am I wearing me undies I'm not I'm not that wasn't sponsored either I want to make that very clear I bought them with my own money but me undies I do love underwear so oh my god oh my god shiro oh my god shiro that's 200 gifted subs today what are you doing what do you think you're doing with your time and your life and your funds what are you doing thank you so much but also what are you doing yes it's my birthday that doesn't mean anything we drink and beans for your birthday alright I'm gonna grab I'm a preemptively grab the the can opener why did I make this a thing why did I make this stupid really really can't wait for these birthday beans well listen guys let me tell you something though instead of gifting you know you don't get anything from that what if we kept it just under 5k but if you feel like it you can get the new merch that's out now at Crankables.com wow that's crazy the next sub goal I'm about to change this if we hit 5k I'm about to change this to six nine six nine that's the ultimate sub goal the ultimate sub goal which we will never hit but the ultimate sub goal is forty two thousand six hundred ninety oh no you're right sixty nine four twenty is the ultimate one sixty nine four twenty is the ultimate sixty nine thousand four hundred twenty is the ultimate sub goal you're right you're right you're right my mom just walked in and said is that an e-boy am I an e-boy I've been working out a little bit streams over I gotta go what a way to celebrate turning 24 drinking a can of beans yeah being forced to chug beans mm-hmm uh-huh really can't wait damn I can't do the whole thing guys this is like a 40 gallon tub of beans I can't do that I'll chug a bunch of beans I'll try and chug as many as I can I can't chug this whole thing of beans it's one pound of beans oh I can't do that there's no way I can chug a pound of beans you know that's her little girl thank you so much for the five Mary thank you so much for the five that's okay happy baby oh god damn it oh I really thought it wasn't gonna be this watery happy birthday to me happy birthday happy birthday dear why all gamers thanks for five thousand subs was fucking gross all right let's never do that again I couldn't do the whole can of bean I did do about a quarter of the can of beans though good times to come about 20 minutes we're gonna start playing among us with people good times are already here my dude stop you know how do you know think about it sometimes you know how do you know when you're in the good old days because you don't even talk about the good old it like oh that was a good old days how do you know when you're in the good old days am I in the good old days or are the good old days yet to come you know fucking wild when you think about it makes me depressed for sure have I peaked I think about that a lot I think about that every day I might have peaked I probably have I've probably peaked think about that I'm like fuck I've peaked I've peaked sometimes when you go and then it you feel it in your butt if you just go really loud think about that Mika and I were in the car and she said that just out of the blue she's like he's like do you just just do this just go huh huh huh I was like okay and she's like do you feel it in your butt like yeah she's like kind of fun huh he just made 12,000 people one I did am I wrong gamers you could feel it in your butt maybe it's different maybe it's different maybe it's different for dudes you know because we got that thing down there what is among us