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Bodybuilder Wannabe: The Rap

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Published on Mar 26, 2010

You know that guy at your gym who grunts loudly and doesn't own any shirts with sleeves? This is a rap about him.

LYRICS

If I see you struggling I'll give you a spot,
I don't care if you need it or not

And if your form sucks I won't think twice
Call me doctor Phil cause I giving advice

Sweat like crazy when I get hot,
But I ain't got time to wipe up that spot.

I want you to know I lift more than you,
I grunt when lift so it must be true

Oxygen is overrated
I hold my breath like I'm constipated

wanna wanna wanna be body body bodybuilder
muscles on an upward trend,
wanna wanna wanna be body body bodybuilder
arms so big they cannot bend

Jaw line chiseled like it's engineered
Dushy-looking chin-strap beard

Fake silver necklace and short spiked hair,
Spray on tan everywhere

I'm a speciman of perfect health,
So I stand at the mirror admiring myself

I do squats to build my power,
I shave my chest in the shower

So much cologne you might think it's perfume,
As I walk around naked in the locker room

wanna wanna wanna be body body bodybuilder
muscles on an upward trend,
wanna wanna wanna be body body bodybuilder
arms so big they cannot bend

I like take my shirt off, hang by the pool,
Keep my abs flexed, cause I'm a tool

One of my primary aims,
Is to look like this with disgusting veins

Hanging out at bars, that ain't me,
You can find me chillin at GNC

No pain to gain you know what I mean
Peeing all night cause I'm on creatine

My roll model is Sylvester Stallone
So I drink raw eggs and testosterone

Put out your hand and I'll shake it
Squeeze it hard like I'm trying to break it

Steal your girlfriend by saying hello,
You got tickets to the big gun show?

When I'm not making videos, I'm a motivational speaker: http://j.mp/motivational-speaker

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