 What's up? This is Chico Bean. Hey, I'm Carlos Miller. And I'm DC Young Fly from the 85 South Show. Make sure you listen to us on the Apple Podcast app, the iHeartRadio app, or wherever you get your favorite podcast. That's right. Damn it. Me, too. This shit don't start till we get some pimping, though. Somebody supply my man J.O.N. with a blunt, with a shell, so he can be high as well. Some pre-rolls. You smoking tonight? Nah, them some pre-rolls. I'ma take one. Yeah, I'ma wait till we done. You know I roll up middle. Yeah, I get high at night. Yeah, I know. I'm done with all my business. You know, handle business first. You hear what I'm saying? Handle business first. That's what we gotta do. We handle all the business first. That's what we gotta do. I handle all my business first. That's what we gotta do. Handle all your business first. Yes, sir, yes, sir. What's the word in it be? Looking good as a flat fucking bird in it. Trying to get the show started off on a good note. If you're watching 85, stop the using good folk. If you got a good woman, get a pregnant. Uh-huh. You got to get a pregnant. One more time. What you say? If you got a good woman, then you got to get a pregnant. Get her what? You got to get a pregnant. Get a pregnant. Skid, skid, skid, skid, skid. All between her cheeks. Skid, skid, skid, skid. All between her cheeks. Skid, skid, skid, skid. All between her cheeks. Skid, skid, skid, skid. You got a good woman. Okay. If she at the house, you got to make her walk around naked. Uh-huh. And every time she sexy, grab your tool and get to work. Man, have her all pregnant in an announcement set to church. Like, congratulations, Amy. You and Carlos having a baby, ain't that crazy? He shat it, and I wish you the best. You see how I just switched it up because they wished us the best? She about to be a single mom because she got milk in her breast. Oh, milk in her breast. She got milk in her breast. You know that people was tripping. She had that milk in her breast. She got that milk in her breast. She had that milk in her breast. Milk in her breast. In her breast. I got her pregnant because the summer's coming up. The summer's coming up. The summer's coming up. And I'm just, yeah, I said the summer's coming up. The summer's coming up. And I didn't fuck her up because she pregnant as fuck, bro. Ah, yes, sir. Yeah. We in the pit. Man, you got a good woman. Get her pregnant. She deserves it. Bro, look how much responsibility she handling already. Right. She ready. Yeah. Come on. You can see it. You know what I mean? You can notice the woman characteristics and that automatically equals the good mother character. She nurturing. Yeah. She be up early. Right. In the morning. Right. She drink water. The rag ain't never too hot or never too cold when she go get that motherfucker. She got issues. She got issues. Right. Good health insurance. Good ass job. She got a savings account. What you got to hold? She got two whole extra-ass bedrooms at her house. She's a homeboy. So nobody ever stay in. She owns her home. Right. Why wouldn't you get her pregnant? She got equity. Got a fire place in the house. What? It don't turn on, but it's in there. Before you get her pregnant, ask her what her views on child support are. Damn. That's a good-ass question, nigga. That's an important question. That's an important question. Fitney, listen. That is an important question to ask. First date question right there from nigga. So how you feel about child support? So what are your views on child support? Damn. You get dabbing on the head, Carlos, nigga. This week? Yeah. I told you this is the best part. Fuck the hole. When you get to this part, that's when you can start critical thinking. That's the problem when the motherfucker won't ask. Let me get the little piece. No, because if you look at the motherfucker who rolled it supposed to get this part. Right. Nigga's gonna take you a fortnight and get to that part on that motherfucker you smoking. Tram. We gonna get there. Yeah, we gonna get there. That's crazy. Hey, man, before we go into further, man, I know we just kicking bullshit, but this nigga's so cool, I feel like he need this word. His intro need to be it. Right. Because he's just like, he just slipped off in the game and I ain't even slipped off in the truck. Right. You feel him? On some laid-back cool shit but killing them at the same time. Like a lot of niggas know him. It's Corner Boy Pete. Yup. But we got Fendi Pete. Fendi Pete. In the truck. Shit like recording artists. You know what I mean? Like, I like those types of words. Reporting artists. Reporting artists. Fuck that, because he's not limited to just rap. You know the nigga harmonized, too. I can believe it. Yeah. Little lightweight shit, though. Yeah. But the thing is, one thing I respect about any person, fuck this, the artist here and all that, I came in, a man was chilling, dolo, and his move by itself, kicking it. You know what I mean? And that's respectable because you know what I mean? That nigga from New Orleans. I know, but still, I think he's scared of a lot of shit. Like, a lot of this shit come with a certain persona that people feel like you gotta have when you're a rapper. Yeah. And whenever I see a nigga that's who they is, and you can tell just from the ambiance that Muffin got a whole bunch of motherfuckers around him, a whole bunch of unnecessary niggas. That's respectable to me. So, Lucie, you said that. Man, I love you, Fendi Pete. This nigga will pull up on you on the porch, on the veins, dip around the corner, come back on the scrape. You don't know what this nigga be on, man. It's my nigga, man. Y'all sorts of love, Fendi Pete. You know what I mean, man? What's happening? What's happening? Welcome to the trap. I'm telling you, man. I'm glad to be here, man. Appreciate y'all for having me, bro. We appreciate you coming through, fuck it. We just like that. Keeping it real and shit like that. Man, how you been? I'm good. What's going on over there at motherfucking Jetlight? Working. Shit, like, nine stops. Never die of cooperation. Word. Y'all just dropped a project, so just dropped some merch. Come on. Got more projects. You know what I'm saying? Just key work, you know what I'm saying? Nah, you know what I'm saying? Like, being as though you come from a city that's so rich in history and culture with the hip hop music. Like, what type of, does that put any pressure on you as an artist to make sure that you keep that legacy going or you just like, fuck it, we gonna do us and whatever come with it. And represent your section at the same time. Well, when I first started, Nigga was like, just have fun. So I just treated it like that. When it gets, I don't, I feel like there's no pressure because it's my shit. Like, you ain't fucking with it. Fuck it. I ain't fucking with it. I ain't about to try to adapt. You know what I'm saying? You gonna come my way. You know what I'm saying? So it ain't really no pressure just that I be trying to be like legends, like them niggas. You know what I'm saying? Like, I listened to Juvenile like today. You know what I'm saying? Like Lil Wayne the greatest, you know what I'm saying? Fiend, like Spitter. Like them niggas, like, I can see these niggas. You feel me? Touch these niggas. Shout out to Fiend for sure. That's how I got in the gang. You're Fiend the most. Tell me how you got in the gang. Shit, nigga. Shit, nigga. Shit, nigga. They felt like I looked like a robber. He just told you you looked like a robber. Yeah, I was young and young hanging with them niggas like in elementary. You know what I'm saying? So I was like, shit, you write that shit. Bitch, we can get the money and split it, you know what I'm saying? But then we get in the studio, smoking and nigga, write whatever you want, write. You know what I'm saying? So by the time I got to like 11th grade Katrina was coming. Oh, shit. But that was the game-changer right there. Oh, facts. Like that shit was for real. For real. I was there. that nigga, I'ma drown all type of shit. I'm from the East. You from the East, okay. Yeah, I was in the East, you know what I'm saying? What project are you family from? I don't, I think my people are like, I don't know, my cousins know the ones I fuck with, they're like the fifth wall. You know what I'm saying? But I grew up a little different in the system and shit, so I don't really got no kind of, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. I fuck with who, I fuck with. You know what I'm saying? When they come to that type of shit. I heard you say you grew up in the system, what you mean? You know, foster care, doctor, yeah, shit like that. A lot of people don't know about that, man. Like, you know what I'm saying? Speak on that a little bit, because I'm from D.C., of course, but we used to have this house called Sasha Bruce House in D.C. that we would have to go volunteer. Like, if you got into trouble and shit in the city, he was a, you know, at-risk youth and he was always getting in trouble. They would make you go down to Sasha Bruce and volunteer. You was there on that thing? Hell yeah. I think he was at-risk youth. Why was the at-risk like a motherfucker? No, you ain't never talked about that at-risk youth. I was at-risk like a motherfucker. They put me, I was in all the at-risk position. I was at all the at-risk inner city youth programs, flopped for the love of children, nigga, all that shit, but Sasha Bruce House, we used to go down and all the kids that was in foster care was there and just hearing their stories, man. You don't understand what it takes to go through that so young. That's like the pressure. So like, speak on, like your experience a little bit. Well, shit. Like you said, it was young. Like when I first went in the system, like six, seven, you feel me? I got adopted when I was like 13, you know what I'm saying? But I was already with who I called my mom and I was already with her for like four years. So it was already like, you know what I'm saying? I stayed, once you go through like the part where you're talking about like group home and shit like that, I got to a foster care to where she like really like fucked with a nigga, you know what I'm saying? Wasn't just for the check. So I was able to move freely how I won't, you know what I'm saying? But I had my partners that was like three houses down. Them niggas eating at a certain time. Them niggas were getting ready for the go to jail. Right. That's the way she was running the motherfucking house. So once I got into the teenage era, you know, I'm moving around, you know, teenage, I'm outside, you know what I'm saying? But that shit, once it got to that part, it was kind of cool, you know what I'm saying? As far as like having to deal with certain shit. Cause I was like, I said, I'm outside. I had a job, so I was like nine years old. You were both. You know what I'm saying? I was just about to speak on that. Yeah, so I was making my own money. Nigga can't tell me nothing. You know, only one of my partners knew on my situation. Cause his mom was like my mom. So he the only one knew. But you can't tell no motherfucking child you fucked up like nigga gon teach the fuck out you, you feel me? And that's when the pressure come. So I was able to keep my shit, you know what I'm saying? Cause I'm hanging around older niggas. So I was able to move a little different. You know what I'm saying? I wasn't fucked up with it. Speak on that. How important is it for that pivotal age for a young black boy to be outside and experience the world and see some different shit? Man for it. It really builds you as a man to turn you into a man and been as though my father was dead. You know what I'm saying? It was different. Like, you know, a lot of the experiences that your father's supposed to teach you in my opinion, your father's supposed to teach you about the bullshit of life. His father's supposed to give it to you for real. Your mama's supposed to protect you from all of the world. The world and your father's supposed to be like, nigga, no, this is what it really is. So me not having that. And my mama and I being the type to protect, she was like, nigga, get your ass out there. Like she always told me I'm responsible for what you need, not what you want. So whatever you want is on you. So I started working the nine years old at the barbershop, brushing people off for dollars. I was a brush boy, but just that walk from my house to the barbershop, you know, there's so much about the world between Tim Street and Sherman and Georgia Avenue was so much going on that you had to walk through an experience and it taught you about just what a man's responsibility is making your own decisions, how to just something as simple as crossing the street. You know what I mean? Like not just to look both ways, shit, but paying attention to your surroundings. You know what I mean? All of that's important. So I think that that's something that's changed now because you got it in all the phones and shit. You don't really got to go outside to get no experience. But for us, you had to be outside. You had to get that experience. And when you get it so young, it teach you responsibility. And that's what a lot of us black men are ducking now. Right, let me ask both of y'all this shit. Do you ever think about all the shit that we saw that we should have seen too early? Like the effect that that shit might have on us right now? Oh yeah, yeah, buddy. Like especially in the household. We've seen some shit that we really wasn't supposed to be seeing. But now you know better. My fuck is not just going outside thanking this Grand Theft Auto. They think it's NBA live. They think it's far tonight. They going outside. You know, you get a gun. It's easy. Fights ain't get a PlayStation. You feel me? Hold that faster. Them fives. Hardest fuck to find now. You feel me? No, I got one. I got you. Niggas outside thinking they playing a game. But it's real life. You feel me? So I rather the little bit I caught. You feel me? I caught the end. So you know what I'm saying? I rather that over now. The internet. So did that experience that you had being outside? You just talking about Katrina. Did that help you any in that situation? Because that was traumatizing for us. No, man. Niggas let me motherfucking drown. Niggas got a case of motherfucking water. I can't swim. You feel me? So nigga, I left my people. Like I said, I grew up in this. So that's really not outside. So I'm like, this the first day shit fucked up. I'm gone. I had some shit going on. I was trying to get to, but I can't swim. Like I said, so I'm in like, have you ever been to New Orleans on the interstate? I got the meeting and that bitch sit a little higher. I'm trading that bitch all the way down from like, I'm on bullet going to. In the water. Yeah, I'm going to cry out of the water like about right here. But if I go down the water bitches right here, you feel me? So my stupid ass, I jumped down. Bitch, I'm weighing down. You feel me? So I had to, you feel me? I had to swim to a motherfucking tree then to a gate. But this bitch had a nigga just, he just, with the water. I'm looking at the bitch like about to do that nigga. You feel me? I'm like, but I see, I can't, I can't trade, you feel me? I can swim. I can't trade. Like niggas being in the water, just lying again. You cannot die. That's what you do. Yeah, I can survive. I don't be a nigga in a true man down there. I'm going to get out. You feel me? I'm going to be a problem. But when nigga was watching the nigga, you feel me? So I'm after that, I was just stuck. Once I got to about, once I got to like the Lake Forest, the bitch the water was too high. You know, I couldn't go to New Orleans. I could have stayed with my people. But we really left because nigga was going to Walmart. So I see the Walmart, you know, Walmart got the high doors. So I'm like, I'm like, shit, the water to the dough, bitch, I'm about to go jump up the, I'm going to keep straight. You know what I'm saying? I'm not fucking with that. They were trying to go fin for the fin. I'm going to go straight. I couldn't get that high and I can't swim. You feel me? So I'm like, I'm going to go straight. Man, that's crazy. Well, that nigga did a lot of traveling before, nigga. They can't swim. Yeah. But I love the interstate all the way down. It just wants to jump down. I got fucked up. The last 25 minutes I was done. That's when the panic didn't happen. That watching that shit on TV was traumatizing. So I had no being there had to be. Man, shit was fucked up. Like, well, I stayed at the, the shit go like, I feel like it go on the slant. So the water was maybe like right past, like once I got to like, once I got on the boat and got to my shit, water was in the house, but it was on like, you know, like about a one foot, but further down the block, nigga shit was to the roof. But chef and all that wild nigga beer, that shit was dry. That shit was like how you see on TV, like third world country shit on fire, nigga, gas league, you know, crack kids trying to get some motherfucking drugs. Shit was fucked up. Nigga slept on the interstate, you feel me in the motherfucking street. You know what I'm saying? Man, man, my people that own, that did get the fuck out that motherfucker. So, so side note, nigga, how strong of a drug is crack to where nigga is in the hole? Man, God damn, God damn, Flood still looking for the drug. I'm just saying, I know, but it's just when you hear them stories like that, it's like crack war. Nothing matters. Yeah, and that shit is the worst shit that ever happened to nigga's man. In real life, like, you know how fucked up you would be, you and the whole goddamn disaster. Crack here, just floating by. Chill it. Big chill it. You gotta realize after like that part of time, it's been like, it's been so five days after the actual storm. So, you know, niggas don't know what's going on, you feel me? So it's like that, it ain't the day of, it's like the aftermath. Niggas fucked up, you feel me? So when you know after. Well I know the crack he had got right back at. I went to Texas. You went to Texas. I went to Aniwack. Aniwack, that's like right where you get in Texas. Aniwack, Texas, some shit like that. I kicked it out there for about two weeks then I went to Baton Rouge, fuck with Fino. And that's when I, you know what I'm saying, got in a studio, like tough. That's what's up. That's what's up. That's a hell of a journey to the studio nigga. That's a movie right there. My journey to the studio, nigga, did you start with you swimming on the freeway? You know what I'm saying? Shit crazy. You didn't get free. I know you wonder, how did I end up here? For real. That's crazy. Now that they say get the fuck, I'm getting the fuck. Bitch, it rained too hard. I'm flying somewhere dry. I ain't playing with them people, you feel me? Go through that. And we got fucked up really though cause they told us leave like a week before and niggas dipped out. The interstate got fucked up. And people like in the storm ain't even come. So nigga was like, man, that shit ain't coming. Boy, that shit came or whatever came. You know something came through and fucked that bitch up. It came. I'm leaving now. From now on, I'm gonna give us a severe warning. I'm leaving. This is what just happened in Texas. Yeah, for sure. Nobody ever thought this shit was gonna happen. Yeah, and it was ridiculously cold down there. I was in Dallas right before the snow started. Then I had to fly through Dallas to get home from Iowa and got delayed like eight hours in that bitch. And it wasn't a lot of snow for somebody who used to snow but you can tell down there that that shit was, and then when you seen just their infrastructure wasn't prepared for it, it was ridiculous nigga. Then I went to Kansas City this past weekend and they had all the salt. I'm like, nigga, that's why they ain't had no salt no where else y'all got it all in Kansas. They get this shit here every day. I was confused like how that shit happened. How you not prepared for that? I mean, cause you think it's hot all year round pretty much in Texas, nigga. Six flags, over 2.7. You think a nigga pocket in the winter budget? Oh, nigga, definitely pocket in the winter budget. In Texas? Oh yeah, definitely, most definitely. That what happened? Salt trucks and all that shit. Nigga, fuck that nigga. We gonna tank home. That's why we got to get into politics, man. Why you say that? So we got down to some illegal, legal shit. Facts. I really thought you was about to say something else, man. I thought this nigga was about to say some shit like so we can help the people. No, I think so we can still legally, man. I want to legally still, man. You work first, you do the shit. Then you act like you ain't know you couldn't do the shit. Then you pass the law so can't nobody else do the shit. Yup, yup, that's a smooth move right there. I didn't know we couldn't do that. Give me a fine. I pay the fine. How much the fine? OK, OK, here you go. Right, do that Ted Cruz shit. Nigga, what? Dip out and come back and be like shit. I ain't know that shit. They need to give nigga some of these goddamn political jobs, man. I'm talking about nigga. Motherfucker over the city sanitation. What? Yeah, that's the nigga, the old nigga over there, know about them jobs. That's one of them black jobs, old niggas with revere. City sanitation. Boy, what you said? The whole thing. Everything. Yeah, that's one of them. We do need them jobs. Boy, you know how much money them goddamn guys get? We do need an industry, man, collectively. Right, all the way. Now, Fendi, the music is something that we fuck around with it, but you know what I mean? I know that it's a hell of a process. So what's your process in the studio? I always like to ask niggas, like, because I know when I get in the studio, I'd be feeling weird. Like, how am I supposed to do this shit? I mean, you know we fuck around, you know what I'm saying? Niggas been talking about you working on the album. No, you know. No, you know we ain't. Come on, man. Yeah, exactly. Ain't no working on the album. You know, we just, when we go to the studio, it's the warm-up, but whenever we do work on one. But it's a hell of a process. Like, we get it, man. You got to find your niche, you know what I'm saying? So what's your process in the studio? I've been that bitch by myself. I don't want no engineer. I don't really have too many people when they be talking. Niggas be touring, because I don't know what's going on. They going to show you some shit, you know what I'm saying? So I've been that bitch, Dolo. I work mainly up-and-coming producers like myself. So I got to go through niggas' beats. I jump on live, tell niggas, you know what I'm saying? Get an email, send me about three beats. Don't send me no more. Something in them three. I'ma hit you back if I don't hit you back, fuck it. You know what I'm saying? Other than that, I've been that bitch, Dolo. I feel comfortable by myself. Niggas send me so many beats a week, nigga. I'll be like, what? Yeah, I tell him niggas send me three beats. If I fuck with one of them, I'ma hit you back, then you can send me some more. And if you send me more than three, I ain't gonna read your email a little bit. Three pack. That's a good way of doing it. And you know how to, so that means you know how to do everything yourself. You know what I mean? Yeah, I can record, yeah. Engineer and all that. I can't mix. Oh, you engineer your own shit? Yeah, I engineer my own shit. Now that hustling. Yeah, for real. When you can flip the talent to do some more shit. Nah, because man, niggas be like, if you ain't no popping ass nigga, man, nigga, I got my girl, I'm busy, I'm old. Niggas come out all kind of, I can't time a shoe. I can't make it to the studio, you know what I'm saying? So in the early beginning, like nigga was on some fuck shit. So by me learning over feeling, I'm watching what the nigga do, I learned no pro tools. So shit, we're in the bitch, we got the screen in the boot, wireless keyboard and mouse. I don't need no nigga, I need some weed. Sometimes I need a red ball to fight the weed, you know what I'm saying? But that's about it. You know what I'm saying? That's it. But I need the weed. You could have the red ball to fight the weed. For sure. Sometimes that weed knock it out. Bro, that weed that had your ass gone. Yeah, you been that bitch like, what I'm doing? Yeah, you don't even remember going to sleep just waking up like, damn. Yeah, for sure. Pop up like the undertaker. Really trying to talk it for real. The nigga want to be in that bitch with the gas gas, nigga want to be in that bitch. Back to back, if I'm in a club, I gotta smoke the whole time I'm there. If I'm not, I gotta leave the party over. I don't know how to function. I gotta smoke. Damn, that's great. So I need something to balance that shit, man. We been like that. So when did that come into your play? When did you start with the weed? I ain't, I don't think I ever asked you that either. I want both of y'all to start. Where did y'all start with you, Freddy? When did we, when did you get introduced to the weed? Not the first time you smoked them out when it really became, oh, I'm fucking with you. Nigga, I fell seven grade because of weed, nigga. I was smoking two blunts of fucking radge in the morning and my first two classes was matting signs. I was missing them bitches because I'm smoking two blunts. Too high to get to the serious one. I would never put math and science first on my screen. Listen, it was early in the morning. Like, I was drinking lean early so I had to smoke, I ain't smoke cigarettes. So I had to smoke the weed. I'm coming off a high, you know what I'm saying? So that's when I know I like, well, I got a problem. I mean, how did you get introduced to it though? Like, what was your story? Oh, man, shit, nigga. Oh, my partner, man, nigga, let me hit the weed. I fucking threw up, I think. But then I had a job. Like I said, so one of the niggas selling radgers, that nigga, a big old nickel bag, you know, I brought me one, feel him, I brought me, I keep moving, go by the park, roll me one. I'm like, yeah, I'm fucking with this. And that was that. And bitches ain't tripped long as it wasn't a cigarette. So I'm like, I'm fucking with this weed. And I just been fucking with that weed. That's what it is, nigga, to say he bought a nickel bag and went and rolled up. Like he was learning to drive a stick by himself, nigga, got you to know him. I want to smoke by myself. I threw up the first time I was a nigga, laughed at me a little bit and tried this shit by myself, man. That worked out. That's what it is. Los, when did you get introduced? The first time I hit the weed, I was about 13, 14. I ain't really fucking with it too tough. I was like, all right, cool, that's that. I ain't really on it. But then I hit it again about 15. Cause that's when the weed changed. That's when the good weed really started coming out. The hydro, like the perp and all that shit. I was like, I gotta hit that shit. That shit smell too good. So I hit it all like, oh, that hit way different. But I got some shit going on. Let me go and finish this school shit. So I ain't really started smoking, smoking my own weed for real, for real till I turned 18. Cause I moved out when I was 18. And I remember the first night I stayed at my crib. I went and bought me a big bag of weed, not a nickel bag. It was at least a quarter. It wasn't for $25. And I rolled up me a blunt. And I was just sitting in my crib, like this is my first crib, I was just blowing. And then it just became my ritual. Your ritual, since then? Yeah. And then I was doing that for a little bit. Then once I got plugged in to the Kanbutt, this was before all the other shit, the Kanbutt. This was the white people weed from the concerts and shit. Barnard Ruin, White Spirit Panigan. All anytime white people had a concert, it's some good weed close by, just know that. They got some different weed, this shit amazing. Can't even find that shit no more. If anybody know where the Kanbutt is, plug me in, fuck all this shit from the dispensary. I'd take some Kanbutt. That shit was high as a motherfucker. Kanbutt, man. Kanbutt, man. Popcorn and shit like that. Popcorn, man. I'm talking about, you get the bag, that shit smell like, you just open. It'd be like average soap nigga, that shit hitting. That nigga in that shit smell. Cheech and chong. Big, pretty ass fluffy buds. And then when you break them down, it should just turn into, look like flowers on that motherfucker. I wish I had some. I want some right now. That's great, that's great. But that weed changed the whole world, man. It just pushed it in perspective. Yeah. And like, if you get too high, that's when you really know. You're like, okay, now you can figure out what's really important. Yeah. I feel that. When you get too high, you be panting like a motherfucker. I just got to say it live. Yeah. The first time. No, I see, but the first time I got high, I didn't do no drugs or nothing until I went to college, you know what I'm saying? I went to college and then I felt like I ain't had no, I always had a lot of responsibility in my household and just, you know, I was always in the streets running around. So I just always seen niggas. And the niggas smoked a lot of shit where I come from. A nigga smoke water, dippers and shit. So you see a nigga, I'll strip out off that. I don't want to know that. It's like, nah. The first time you got to smoke what you love. Yeah, a nigga get butt-naked and he chased the bus down the street. You like, you on drugs, motherfucker. I'm good. Stop saying. Yeah, nigga, I'm good. You know what I'm saying? So, but when I went to college, I got with my man, Ricky Jones, nigga. He might be working at the bank and they're like, God damn, why you say my name? Yeah, nah, it's a lot of Ricky Jones. But Ricky Jones, if you see this, you know who he is, you. Ricky Jones. You know the 85% is pitted. They gonna find your yearbook and be like, Ricky Jones, Ricky Jones. Niggas know Ricky Jones. It's either this white dude or this dude right here. One of these dudes is the nigga that's the dude. The second nigga had a 1987 Toyota Tertz sales and shit like that. Nigga, we went to his hometown of Durham, North Carolina. I think it was a big bag of weed. Like you said, I had experimented with the shit when I first got to school but I didn't get high. The shit was like, it's just stupid. You know what I mean? So this nigga rolled it up and that's what this nigga did. He freaked the black and mild and was like, look, this is what you do. Smoke the weed, then we gonna chase it with the black and mild. I'm like, I bet. So we sit in the back of the car smoking the shit and he passed me the black and mild. I'm hitting that motherfuckin', let's show you how long ago this was. We pull up the blockbuster, the Riss and Movies. By the time I got out there, Carter Gordon, the blockbuster, this nigga started lookin' like all of my favorite cartoon characters. I was like, ah, you dark winged up, damn it be a duck, porky pig, look at that. I'm in the blockbuster loud as a motherfuckin', and he been smokin' the weed. So I'm embarrassing this nigga. He's like, bro, chill out. I ain't no chill out, nigga, don't touch me. Dance. I fucked up with that motherfuckin' nigga. Then we went back to his crib, nigga, that nigga had some raviolis, nigga, the motherfuckin' shit, boy. He was the greatest ravioli I ever had in my life. That shit taste like real out of time. I was like, oh, nigga, I done been eatin' this shit my whole life. It ain't never taste like it tasted that night. I said, oh, nigga, I'm fuckin' with this shit, nigga. That's the one, that's the one. That's the good weed, right there. I didn't get established with the weed ever since then. That's the good weed. I also had one time with the subway and made them put 12 slices of cheese on my goddamn shit. You still can't go to the bar from now, but that's the extra cheese. Not that much. But then the lady tried to try to me like I couldn't pay for it. So I was like, more. More. No, I'm dead fuckin' serious. More. Damn, that's crazy, my nigga. That's crazy. But that's the thing, the weed is such a staple and what everybody do is speed up your creativity and all that shit. So this is a different type of question. Like if you didn't have a weed, could you work? Correct. You could. That's good. If it be days I don't be smokin' town late on the day. As long as I'm busy, I'm like a comfort smoker. If I ain't doin' it, I'm about to smoke, but I ain't got nothing else to do. But if I'm movin' around or somethin' like, wait for gettin' care from school break, I can't be high, you know what I'm sayin'? So if I'm movin' around, I'm smokin' myself. At night, I'm smokin' all night long. Once they go to sleep, I'm smokin'. Yeah, so we rollin'. You know that shit, you gotta get your dog a treat when they do good. That means it's blunt, two or three times. I did good. Good, good. Had a hell of a date. I was in my adulting. I did three things today. That went outside. Went to the bank. I went to the bank. Got your ass touched on. You can't let it get, like I said that one time in several, I learned my lesson. I had to go to summer school like a motherfucker. I gotta do my responsibilities. Can't let it affect it. That's what I always say, nigga. I get high at night once I get done with all my business. When I ain't gonna get no surprise calls, hey, I need you to come meet me over here. Every time we try to come out and do some positive, they don't wanna help. They be like, black people not gonna support that bullshit. Go to the website. 85apurl.com. Say it again. 85apurl.com. Man, put it on the screen. You know what I mean? And I know my accent a little heavy when I say a pearl is not a you in it. A pearl. You know how to fucking spell. Pearl. Go get some a pearl. Go get some a pearl. Sick of that shit, man. Shit. Every day. What's up, man? Man, let me get a hat. Yeah, man. Let me get that hat. What's up, man? Take that off. When the 4X gonna be in. Yeah, man. What are you talking about? Y'all ain't got nothing for babies. What the fuck? We y'all gonna get some ones. Yeah, I know, man. Cut some of this shit. What the shit we got, Sue? Yeah. Save it for your baby. That ain't gonna grow up one day. He gonna want this. I'm tired of telling them. Me too, man. I'm just gonna start wearing all this shit. My side wear it every day in the way. I like it. Me too. It's nice quality. Everything. You know what I mean? Shit's soft, man. Made out of hooded material. Yeah, even the pants. We got sweatpants made out of hooded material. Come on, man. And it ain't like this ain't no knock off shit. You can watch. I think you can watch this. Right, they're gonna fade to nothing. It's the same. Better than that shit you used to. We make it short. Bro, I had this hooded for the whole five years. Yeah, I know. Look, still bright. All the way. And niggas don't know how to wipe clothes because that's what's not because we have a good washing routine. And it's just gonna be shit all night. And we got all the nigga colors. We got black. We got red. We got blue. We got some pink shit for the girl. White. Socks. Roller tray. Lighters. Man, what else they want us to come out with? I better add, I guess. We gotta keep doing these motherfuckers. I'm about to call LL Cool J. Right. I'm about to pay somebody else to do this shit. I know, right? Get that nigga to throw this thing up one time. I'm left with the world. I don't know what they want me to do. Everybody who come through here gets some of this dope ass shit and be like, I like this shit. Yeah, it's not a shit school. Hey, man, why did that cost that much? Nigga, we don't own no factory. We had to cut a deal. We gotta make some money off this shit, too. Exactly. I don't understand why y'all just don't. Nigga, even the tag in that shit is better. They say it's imprinted on it. So my buck can't say, you know, like Biggie said, they go to nigga with the fake eyes. You ain't got to worry about that. It's real. It's our shit. It's real. Man, that's what I'm saying. You got to get eye shit. Because when we see y'all with the shit that ain't eye shit. We don't know how much the shit they be buying costs. Right. Eye shit don't even cost that much, man. I had somebody send me a DM and say, hey, man. It's a 85 South shows goodie. I'm marking up for y'all. What you think? I think you need to get that shit to fuck out The bootlegger sent you the shit that they was bootleg. Fuck, you're going to get me to approve some bootleg shit. Take it, boot out my kid's mouth. Right. Well, my idea. Right. Wow. Mama fuckers, buy some of this shit, man. OK, it's Christmas time. We ain't going to see the money tell April anyway. Just go ahead and get some of this shit. I don't know what else to tell them. What, it's some over there for me? How many of them over there? How many over there? Excuse me, I'm cold a little bit. You know, I think it taught when he cold. You've been a guy calling it mother. They could be outside with one hoodie on in the winter. So he ain't cold. You straight up, boy. Yeah, I'm cool, my nigga. You ain't got no coat. No, no, my boy, I'm straight, I don't. I'm cool, boy. I'm cool. I'm cool. I'm cool, like, I'm out here with it. He ain't one of you fucking. I think that's one of every nigga's biggest fears is to be a fucking nigga. You ever notice that shit? Niggas do everything. Shit ain't one of you little fuck niggas, don't get cold. Me with no pussy head, Jackie, fuck your tummy. Yeah, nigga, boy, check me outside on this car. Did you see the dude? He a fucking college professor, and he, uh. Do heroin? Yeah. Yeah, I seen him. He fucked up with it. No, I don't blame him. I don't blame him. No, no bullshit. Like, anybody who do drugs that can keep a professional job, lead them to fuck a long career. I don't agree with you, man. That nigga got this shit under control. Well, who snitched? Somebody that fucked up a nigga. He did. We'll let them know, like, look, I'm high. They got like, excuse me. Let me hear some high shit, though. Something came up missing. A typical college shit laptop came up missing. What y'all trying to say? Y'all do what I do, I ain't staying. They don't took nothing, though. I guess you want some little tea, then. Oh, yeah, I'm going to get them all and get them in that town, then. Y'all want to talk? Yeah, I, you know, on the weekends and breaks and stuff. You know? A lot of peppers are great. I grew it by hand. I grew it by hand. I grew it by hand. I'll tell you what, man. I grew it by hand. I grew it by hand. I grew it by hand. I grew it by hand. Shit, hit, man. I was talking to, um, hitting. I was talking to, uh, whew, I was talking. That's coming up. That's all about the academics. He's supposed to freeze up. I'm not alone now. I was taking that big of class. Man. If I went to that school, after I see that interview, I don't give a fuck what subject that big of teacher. There's a pottery. That big of a coming in class. I don't fuck with that. Hey, close them books. I'm in that bitch's bed. I had to come in that goddamn class. That big of how? The nigga named Carl Hart. Columbia University. Columbia? Yes. Nigga, that's one of the top schools in the world. Bro, and they got junkiest teaching classes. That lets you know. Telling you, you smart enough to get a job. Right. And that's the thing. Since you know everything. How much cut do you put in the motherfucking third of dope to make it hit just right, motherfucker? Exactly. I like that. Exactly. Oh, nigga. That nigga's a hero. That nigga that made it to where he got a five-player and he do dope. That nigga should be celebrated. That's all they're focusing on. They're not telling you what else he did. That nigga ain't missed a date since it started. For real. He came when didn't nobody else come. That's crazy. You imagine that nigga sitting there crying. That nigga get up to teach. I wonder. See, he wasn't shooting it. He was snorting it, though. That'll do the same thing. Can you imagine what the red flag was that made everybody alarmed? Yeah, this year, can y'all pay me in cash? Man. I understand. I understand. I understand. I don't want no W-9 this year. We don't need none of that. That's just shit that you take away from the hero. That make you cut the hero in there. That's just the cut the hero. That's the shit you need to make the track across town to make the hero in there. That's a good question. What subject do we teach? Because he might need this shit. Yeah, for real. He might teach something hard like trigonomics and shit like that. Oh, hell yeah. That's the study of the mind. You know, I would have said, look, it's a class experiment. We're doing a study on the science of the mind. Yeah, psychology break. He probably got the dopest lesson plans ever. The dopest lesson plans ever. You covered that motherfucker. Today we're going to figure out why Tom could never catch Jerry. Now, let's think about what was going through both of their minds. Closed in books. I don't know if you heard about me, but we don't use no pulses in my class. Nigga, you imagine we let another dope fiend come and be a special guest in the debate? The dope fiend debate? Nigga, today we got a special thing. Put the books up. We're going to be doing a little something special today. I got my boy here, boy Ronald. Yeah, we good. How you doing? Y'all all right? I can smoke in here? Yeah, you good, Ronald. Now today, I want everybody to just put your book down. Everybody's going to be a fun one today. Put that goddamn book down. Ronald, calm down. Today me and Ronald will be talking about the best time to be outside to catch what you need to catch. 6.30. That's not right. 6.30 too late. We got to be up early in that, Ronald. You got to be up early in that. You got to be up 5, 5.15. You got to be there. 5.15 because you know that boy, that young boy. If you really want to be the leg up, don't even go to bed. Stay out all night long. Sometimes I just wake up, I'll be walking that round, kick that rooster in the ass. Get your ass up. Wake these folks up. You know they got to go to work. Yeah, I hear you. Oh man, stop it. Stop it. You going to get paid. I told you, that's why you got to be up 5.15. You getting that 6.30. That's what make it hit you. Look, I got my guy Fendi here. That's the one with the clothes. Yeah, he can swim on the highway. He ain't shit. We going the highway. I know. He got some money too. I believe you want to rap with us. Yeah, I know. You know he got to pocket for that thing. You got to shit your ass. Shit, he got the money. Ain't nobody said shit about the money. I ain't man, the money coming in. All these white folks here, you know. Go on the buck down. You going to make me fuck my shit up. Now, I'll bring you in if you were that weak boy. You weren't here. We ain't your students. Fendi, my favorite dude. You know, nigga, that's the funniest shit ever. You would never, you would be like, I ain't never leaving this class. That's the funniest class ever, dude. You going to be the only class in that class. Only class in that go-to, bro. You wouldn't want to be in that class. I would. There's college, there's too much going on. He going to know who got what. Somebody has some narcotics in their backpack. I'm going to just ask everybody to empty out their backpack slowly. Everybody come down to the front. You going to present your backpack to the class. Look, I know what it is. I'm telling you now, you can get expelled. So you need to go and just get to me. Let me get rid of that. You ain't going to tell nobody. You ain't going to tell nobody. You ain't going to tell nobody. I can't believe this shit. We thought 2020 was bad. 2021. 2021. We started off real fucked up. She already got her titties out. It's just February. Just February. We ain't even got the March yet. We done had so much shit happen to call Caliban, Rush to Capital. We got guerrilla blue. Don't talk about this negative shit. Bobby Smurder got out of jail. Oh, yeah. Bobby Smurder. Yeah, we talking about good. That's good. Bobby Smurder home. We need that balance to the game. That's a good ass question for Fendi. What is your thoughts on the game? The rap game? When you look at the grand scope of this shit, what do you see? I be a little confused. That's a good ass answer. To be honest, I feel like, you know, niggas be making shit like niggas, looking like niggas, won't hang with niggas. There's no competitiveness. Unless you don't like that nigga. You know, like, I got my own shit. Ain't no friendly competition no more. Yeah, why you did this? Why you put that reverb on your shit to sound like me? You know what I'm saying? But I just be like, fuck it, I don't know them niggas. I just focus on my shit. Do you think that you coming from New Orleans, and y'all being so insulated and having such a big part of the culture help you stay away from a lot of the bullshit you see in the game? Man, New Orleans ain't got shit, man. To be honest, we ain't got nothing going on. It's always a somebody, a little what or something. You know what I'm saying? You hear niggas' music on the radio. All type of player shit. We ain't got that. So I'm blessed to be on the road a lot for this fuck shit to happen. You know what I'm saying? So that's pretty much how, you know, I'm moving around like that shit, but we ain't got that many clubs. We ain't got no radio station like playing out. You know, ain't about to play my shit. They don't play Spitter in New Orleans? I ain't never hear it. I play it in the car on my radio. Man, that's surprising in the motherfucker right there. You know, like I said, from the outside looking in New Orleans is one of them cities that is a staple in the game, you know what I mean? As far as the shit that y'all and put out and everything. So I would think that it would be one of them cities like when you go to Detroit, all you hear is Detroit music. They'll slip it in, but I'm talking about like New Orleans had so many artists and so much music that y'all didn't create it that everybody, a lot of people didn't stole. I would think that that would be the case. I don't think nigga stole nigga shit. I think nigga paid on me, feel me? You can't steal, like this fuck of the money. How you gonna steal nigga shit? I got lawyers for that. Niggas just paid a little bit of money and that shit ain't know what they had. But like I said, nigga stole nigga's music, shout out to all them artists, but they can't, you can't like, you can't really control bounce because it's the same beat. The people that make the songs, if they can make a song on a fucking metro beat or whoever beat, then they can have a bounce song that they can actually sell but if an artist sampling this thing, ka ka ka ka, that's not y'all sampling that shit. You know what I'm saying? Our bounce is the emcee, the motherfucker on them, that's saying the words, whatever the fuck telling them bitches to shake and all that type of shit. That's the bounce. Like when you hear the songs, when they got like watched a breakdown, that type of shit, that's bounce music. But when they taking that, when they got a nigga that making a beat that's sampling the same sample, what's the underground rap scene looking like? I feel like, oh man, it's fucked up, the internet. So it's like, you got half niggas won't be like young boy, half niggas won't be like this nigga, most niggas sound just like each other, they making the same kind of music. It's a little fucked up to me. Do you think that's the reason why you don't hear it on the radio because y'all ain't adapted to it? Yeah, they got, we don't have the platform. They got niggas that could go. Like I said, they don't play spittish shit. Except what I mean, like as far as the sound because it's so grouped in now, so the popular sound is what you got. Man, niggas come to New Orleans, do this shit, and get the fuck. Nigga come, nigga, I've been in Atlanta two weeks, I don't even care, I was packed for two days. You feel me? Yeah, I got it, I got it. Like, I'm chillin', I'm chillin', I'm staying, fuck it. I'll get it one way. I don't want to fucking get on, you feel me? In New Orleans, nigga, like, whenever it turns like this, you just stand up, and the bag's packed, nigga, like, we gonna go to the airport at 1.30, nigga, we gonna get the fuck out. You feel me? Ain't shit going on. It got a bad, you know, like how Atlanta started to get with the bad reputation, that's like, you know, nigga come to Detroit, do a show and get the fuck. We always in Detroit, fuck, nigga, one day. Ain't nothing to do. I mean, shit, I don't know. I love New Orleans. I come to New Orleans four, five, six days, nigga, you catch me outside, nigga, I'm out there, nigga. But I guess it's different, because I ain't, you know, we ain't rapping, so. It's different for a rapper, like, niggas feel like niggas just be wanting to try, like, nigga, on some fuck shit, like, I'm gonna try to go viral. I'm gonna take this nigga's shit, not know. Let me see how, you know what I'm saying, how buddy moving so freely, you know what I'm saying, let me see what he on, let me get my shit, let me get his shit, you know what I'm saying, niggas just be fucked up. But how do you think that, you know, the music, breathe that, because most niggas just talking about how gangster they is and how tough they is. No, it's definitely what you're so for sure. That's why I try to make, like, player shit, you know what I'm saying, cool shit. So, you know, and most niggas, like, they have a life before they started rapping, so ain't no expiration date on what you done. Right. You know what I'm saying, so just because I beat by myself, I don't cause, I speak, you know what I'm saying, I go to the store, I don't, what's up fellas, you know, I break the ice, you know, nigga already looking at me crazy. You know what I'm saying, so I'm gonna speak, what's up fellas, I'm, before a nigga to realize I'm gonna go already back in the car, you know what I'm saying, but I ain't about to get out the car and be like, oh, bitch, you looking at me, you know what I'm saying, that's, like, I'm past that. Like, fuck it. Now, if you come this way, I'm gonna try to avoid it because I'm past it. Yo, yeah, hey, welcome back to The 85 Self Show. We just in here, getting good and high and trying to find a good reason why with my nigga Fendi P, he's that life recording artist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chico Bean. Yeah, sir. All green. Yeah. Gangsta Lee. Real mean. Come on, man. Looking for a bitch to suck on my penis. Wow. Yeah, you got two. Some good shoes, man. Oh, yeah, these are the 550 New Balance, man. How are you doing? That's how you feelin'? These is our Air Force One. I'ma one up you there. These right here are owned by this is a black woman. Black woman, yeah, I been trying to get a pair of those, man. You been trying to get a pair of those? Yeah, I told you to get me up, hook me up with a pair of those. I like those, man. Shout out to Track Baby, man. Damn. Yeah, yeah. Like, he ready to jet in that motherfucker. I'm jet-like. I switch it up on the motherfucker. So you say you just put a project out, you know what I'm saying? So what's the project? The Art of Finescent II. The Art of Finescent II. Hell, yeah. Why that name? In a shed, I be finessin' my way through. I told you. Did I tell you in the intro? I be under the radar, you know. I'm here, but I'm not. You know what I'm saying? By the time Nigger realizes I'm gone. So shit, I had to bring it back. New Orleans Cards Association. I'm here, but I'm back. That's how it's supposed to be. And that's the unique way of doing things in this industry. I'm glad that people get to see that it's possible to do that through you and not have to. You don't have to do it the way that they say you have to do it. You don't have to look the way that they say it has to be. I'm gonna take care of all them niggas, man. You fucked that, man. That's some real shit right there. I've been wondering that, y'all. I'd be like, man, how the fuck are you feeding all them niggas? Because you gotta feed all them niggas. You can't have them niggas walking around. I mean, you might be able to for the first couple of weeks Nigger walk around and just be happy to be with you and be around. Right, but eventually them niggas gonna start looking at you. Like, you coming out shinin' diamond up and you just still got the same sweatsuit that he flew in with, you started to become a plate to your own people. Oh, okay, I'll see what you do. Come on, man. I'm hungry. Right, and that's why that's one of the things for me to let me know a lot of guys can't really be what they say they are because if you really come out of the streets, then you got enemies. It's impossible to be from the streets and be active in the streets and not have enemies. So if you got a hundred niggas around you and a bunch of niggas around you and you got enemies, then that means that you gotta take care of them dudes around you or they know where you're at, know your information, and they can just easily just say, man, you gonna be over here at this time. So now I got a bag because you wasn't giving it to me, so I took it from the nigger who wanted to get you. Why are you speaking on all this real shit that's really happening in the world? I mean, that's just what it is. I just don't understand it. There's no impression to see a nigger like this that's an entertainer, a rapper that's kicking, that's chilling. They came and niggas by itself in its own mode. That's the shit I'd love to see because the facade is getting out of hand, man. You got a lot of confusing shit going on in the rap game right now. Yeah, for sure. Ridiculous. It's best to just stay low. But still, you know, but still be move how you want, do what you want to do. You know what I'm saying? My body came in this bitch with 20 niggas that would have made everybody look down. I came in this bitch, though, the nigger was still, the nigger went back to the door and brought 5, 10 niggas. I gotta watch this nigger. That's unprofessional, you feel me? I ain't come and do no gangsta shit. Right. Nice sense, because I love nothing. I mean, shit. That's how it is, though. Some niggas gotta have a whole bunch of motherfuckers. They did a lot of shit. I never know. The streets is real. That's why I'm being the motherfuckers. I just be cruising, bro. I don't have time to keep up with who don't like each other and all that shit. Looks like we have another guest. Who's arrived? And they came through Barangas. Come on, man. You know this podcast is for? What's for? Will you tell me? For niggas that do dope and teach class. I don't know how many of them it is, but have a many of y'all it is. This for y'all niggas. If there's any other dope things out there that's teachers nigger, holla at us, my niggas. You need to be highlighted. Black excellence, fuck that. That's a black excellence spotlight. We need to get that nigga in here and ask him some questions. And it had to happen in Black History Month. It had to. Who the podcast for? This podcast right here, it's for everybody. They get a little bit of money and have to hide it from themselves. They ain't fucking around to lose it. I know. But you find that shit. You get what I'm saying? That's what it is. That's what it is. So, Fendi, what can they find a project at? Shit, they can find it wherever they listen to music. That's what it is. Everywhere. So, what's your favorite? Let me ask you, what's your favorite song you made? And what's your favorite song off your project now? My favorite song got in there. For people who haven't heard Fendi Pete, what would you direct them to? What would be the first one to be like, all right, fuck with me on this one and I got you from here on that one? Coral Red. That's the one. That's the one and then on the new project, which one would you send them to to make them, to grab them in on the new project to make them sit with it? Probably Rich Friends. Rich Friends. You gotta have some of those. Yeah, you definitely do. You my Rich Friend. Yeah, you mine. There we go. And that's what it is, man. I'm definitely going to check that out, man. You know what I'm saying? Make sure y'all go get that new Fendi Pete out of Fenneson 2 and fuck it. Go get out of Fenneson 1 because it might be some shit on the first one that you need to know to get into the second one. Come on. You need to really just go download the whole catalog. Is that your favorite shit? I don't know. I ain't going to say it's my favorite. That's my... That's my nigga. I made it. That's mine too, that's mine. You feel me? My Rich Friend, man. But the Mercedes, I don't know. But I also, I won a Lamborghini. I ain't never drive that, so I won one. So I live in New Orleans. I come through a Lamborghini. It's all the way up in New Orleans. I won a Lamborghini. It was like... I won a Diablo. Old school Lamborghini. Big party. What the Woffa Wall Street, man. That big motherfucker. I can't do no Ferrari. Believe in yourself. I got my luxury joints that I like but the Ferrari and the Lamborghini I don't like that they too low to the ground for me. Fuck it. I like the shit that sit high. I just hang. I like the shit that sit high. I still want a Bronco, man. I got the new ones coming out. I'm in politics. Nah, get the old ones, man. I'm still getting this. They kind of shaped like the old ones but I want that motherfucker and that guy there. What's my man name? I don't know. Cat. Nah, the nigga that was in the car with something. Huh? Nah, that ain't your nigga name. What's the nigga name, man? What's the dude name in the truck with OJ Research Department? That's his name, I'm telling you. Told you. Al Cowlin? Why the fuck am I thinking about something else? Bro, if you drive a Bronco you would never think to take the police on a slow speed chase. There you go, AC. What you think the AC is? I know, you're right. You're right. I'm saying that. Al Cowlin's nigga, I ain't never heard his full name. I thought that nigga shit was air conditioning. Fuck it. Y'all thought that nigga OJ was riding with air conditioning. Fuck it. But I want one of them motherfuckers. I always been thinking about this shit. What if? What if he didn't? What if he didn't what? What if he didn't do it? I don't think he did it. Yeah, I don't think he did it. I mean, I think he knows who did it. I don't think he did it. You think he said that? I don't think he said it. I just think he knows. I just think nigga was like, something's gonna happen to motherfuckers. What'd you say? What? Yeah. I don't think it's one of them situations, nigga. I don't know what the fuck that is, man. That's one of the biggest mysteries ever. Ever? Nah, that nigga be on Twitter. Hey, guys. Hey, guys, it's your guy OJ. I was just thinking this whole thing going on. His timing would be terrible. He'd be trying to pop in and talk about football and, oh, Super Bowl weeks coming up. Looks like the Patriots are gonna make some cuts. OJ, you can't talk about making no cuts. Right, exactly. But the funny shit be when he pop in and talk about shit that you wouldn't think OJ got no better talk about. Hey, guys, it's your guy OJ. So apparently some lady has put gorilla glue in her hair. And she can't get it out, guys. It's kind of crazy, you know what I mean? Seems to be stuck down, you know what I mean? I know about being stuck. I was stuck in jail for a little period of time, but nothing about me. I'm like, nigga, what the fuck? That's him. That's OJ. It's crazy, bro. The Jews be getting loose, man. The Jews be getting loose. I feel bad every time I see them pop up. Why? Because they be catching hell in them comments. Every time. They won't. I ain't never read the comment. The internet, people been at home too long, man. These motherfuckers so evil on the internet. The internet is an evil place. Yes, it is. I wish I knew who is the same six motherfuckers who hurry up and get to our video and dislike the shit. Yeah. It's the same six motherfuckers. First, second, soon as it's uploaded, six dislikes you. Goddamn, bitch, you ain't seen it all. There's probably one nigga with six computers. Got their ass again, nigga. Fuck him. I don't give a fuck. How do you develop that level of hate? No, that's a mild level. You know how much you gotta hate some shit to go sign into an account, make a whole ass profile, then leave a comment and wait and then do this shit every week or every day on every video. You know how much hate you gotta have to do that, get blocked and then do it again and make another comment and get blocked and then do it again. You know what they remind me of? People who have burner accounts. They know they're gonna be on some bullshit and eventually get blocked. Wow. Do you get that type of shit or do you even notice it? Like a lot of niggas, like me, I don't even pay attention to the bullshit. Look how they got J-O-N set up in the white tent. Over here looking like an angel. You did not see the chandelier they put in that bitch? Oh, they got a chandelier. Did y'all think Fantasia was coming tonight? Why y'all set this shit up like this? Oh, this shit trying to call us. Oh, you didn't turn on the lights? It daytime, nighttime. It was a wonderful Christmas. Hey, baby. I fuck with me, you ain't gonna graduate. You better stop playing. The bullshit funny to me. I tell people I ain't famous enough to not see it. So if you make sure that I see it, I'm gonna tell you something. He said, I'm gonna tell you something. For sure. I got more important shit to do, but you made sure that I see it. So here you go. And I'm gonna disrespect you. You though. I wish it was some way that you could just see these motherfuckers. I'm gonna tell you what made me just take this shit with light heart. One night I was on Instagram and I was going live with motherfuckers. And I was like, this is how y'all live? I mean, I was only going live with motherfuckers who say some fucking shit. I was like, man, one bitch was cooking some lettuce in the trap house. Lettuce? Bruh, this motherfucker had it. If it was somebody in here that was a new face, probably was seeing it. I went live, right? So this bitch, she answered the phone and it's in the kitchen. The first thing you see is dishes, like this tall. And then it's like you see her, she like she washes some lettuce or some shit. Then you see her spin around and I'm like what the fuck is you doing cooking lettuce in this dirty ass trap house? Crazy shit. I just know that. You know what I mean? I know a bunch of people that you know, do the little, you know what I'm saying, internet shit where they can try shit, they trod. But I also got a 12 year old daughter and I mean, when she had her little friends around and shit, I could see them on their little pages commenting on some shit and you read some of this shit these kids would say to you. That shit really would get to you. I'm talking about, and I know if my daughter was a troll, shit. She told me, the shit she said about my hair, if she was saying that shit to me on the internet and I had to read it, she told me I looked like I had slavery escape routes planted in my head. I'm talking about she said it looked like I had the neighborhood layout in my shit, like I'm talking about she max level with it, so if I had to read that, I would be like, what the fuck is this? Fuck you! But it's a child, so you can't pay that shit no attention. She thought it was a little subliminal shot, too. Like, alright daddy, good night, I'm gonna head to bed. Right, that type of shit, you know what I mean? That type of shit, like she always like, I take my hat off, she always like, oh, today, that's what we doing today? You can't really pay her no attention because that would give me the perspective. She thought it all this. She, that's what would give me the perspective. When I see how much shit she talk, it just put me in perspective, like, if she was saying this to somebody on the internet, then that would have a motherfucker sick, ready to do something, but this is a child. But you know why this shit don't ever bother me? Because you can't talk shit better than me. Ooh, you can't. You can't nobody talk shit better than me. So I read this shit and I be like, that's cute. And you do this shit for friends. If you so much funny, you should just be getting paid. Right. Ooh, you missing money. Right, exactly. But then I would be like, you ain't built like that. Yeah, you gonna be the bully. Like, I don't reply to cupboards and that's the thing, like, motherfucker don't have the type of vision we have. Like, even if your shit blocked, I could look at that little circle picture of you and tell you something about yourself you ain't never heard before. But it's like, you know, like when a motherfucker can fight, right? And then they fight an MMA fighter. That you realize you can't fight that guy. Like, nigga, you can you can survive. But then it's like, when you fight a motherfucker who been training to fight, it's a big deal. Right. Yeah, because you ain't got to win. That's what motherfuckers don't understand. A fight only matter if you got to win, nigga. You got to have to win the whipstat. But I'm saying it's like, verbally. Like, nigga, you good. But we had the matrix with this shit, nigga. Everywhere we go, somebody talking about this shit. I'm like, nigga you just made the same three motherfuckers laugh since high school. We had to go around the world and make people laugh. And battle world famous haters. You ain't even a quitter. Like, I'm talking about the motherfuckers who wanted you to fail. That's the motherfuckers. They need to get plaques put up for that shit. World famous haters, you defeated. World famous haters, nigga, fuck you. They said, working, I can't get it. I'm fucked up every comedy show that I'm taking through here. He's tweeting me. The people don't like me. Let me leave. Like, let's see the motherfuckers melt in the club. They should literally melt his ankle in that comedy show. We're talking about making motherfuckers rethink everything they ever thought about. I see you talking about the motherfuckers. You was built like a Hawaiian punch man, nigga. That shit was funny, nigga. I remember I told the bitch she was talking shit. I said, bitch, I bet if you take your bra off your titties logging in baseball season, she got up and left. She got up and left. But that's the type of shit we think about what? Bitch, you was fucking with me. And everybody was like, oh, no. No, I ain't know all. It was I when she was talking about me and shit, but now I'm a bad person. You always gonna come off being a bad person. I don't care. If you give me something, they be like, oh, you ain't having to say that. Then they start telling you about yourself, oh, nigga, you jet life. You got all that money. What you worried about me for? Fuck you. Everybody look like you. Straight up. See? At some point, you're going to be like, ain't fucking you too. You ain't talking to the motherfuckers. This is not TV, bitch. I see you. I ain't famous enough. Bitch, I can see this. I like that right there. I ain't famous. And even if you know what, niggas be acting like you don't give a fuck who you is, how famous you is. You see that shit. You see it. I don't care. You can say you don't see it. Even if you don't run your own social media, if you super famous, when you log in, especially if you... I only read the good shit. I only give a fuck about the good shit. Yeah, but you see the negative shit. Sometimes I block them up because they ain't give me enough credit. I feel... No. You're not good enough to criticize. Sometimes you're a block of motherfucker forgiving you a compliment that ain't good enough. Ain't good enough. Better than that. You ain't doing your part. Where's the punctuation? Yeah. I don't even take it serious. Where's the punctuation? Yeah, man. That shit is true, but you know, the shit that blows my mind is people telling you what you need to do. Amen. What you need to do, you know, Carlos, you need to stop buying all them goddamn cars. You ain't gonna tell me what I need to do. Right, though. I should have enough cars where people should just start giving me shit. Right. You know what, that's the show. They know I know how to buy shit. Give me some shit. We need to do this show where we five motherfuckers who tell you what you need to stop doing, and then we get to show up and tell them what they need to stop doing. On my episode, it's called Give Me Some Shit. All I'm gonna go through and find all the cameras are like, I don't like your pants. Well, give me some. Stop buying all them cars. What give me more? What kind of sponsorship you want? Whoever the fuck give me something. Right. Man, give me some shit. What you need to stop doing, you telling me you need to do this, you need to do that. We get to show up wherever you at the way you live and not get to walk around and go to their job and then tell them what they need to stop doing. That's it. We need to be like undercover boss. Right. We get in contact with corporate and then we go undercover as undercover employees. In front of the boss. Undercover employee. No. And then work there for about a week and don't even say nothing black. And then wait till the boss show up and be like, you know what you need to stop doing? Stiller not that goddamn freezer. That's what you need to stop doing. You having cookouts and barbecues and fish all at the house. Stiller. They ain't got the nerve to be on the internet. Talking shit to motherfucker. You know who you talking shit to? You feel the no raw. You fill off the nose in the mask. Yeah, bitch, it's me. You know what you need to stop doing? Stiller not that goddamn freezer. On the next episode of shit you need to stop doing. I don't just be up at the job finding out what it works. Man, I wouldn't let them talk to me like that. What are you going to stand up for yourself? Oh, that's why you be on the internet talking crazy, bitch. Because you get talk crazy too often. Boss, you working the best by a nigga. Hey! Hey! Hey! There's nobody to fucking TV. He's going over their ass all the time. Damn, we got one more time, man. You got one more fucking time, man. Hey, shit for broken. What is this? What is this? Read the receipt. What is this? Read it. Can you fucking read? Hey! Hey, dick face! Come here! Come here! That's what it is, dude. We covered with that, and we're going to let bitches do it. Bitches, niggas ain't even funny like that. We're going to have to finish the soundtrack. We're going to have an intro song, like a real sitcom song, and let that nigga do the intro. And it's going to say, boy, fuck you. That's the name of the song. Boy, fuck you, nigga. That's a hard-ass female rap on now. Gotta go. All the way, dick. We covered with, be on the lookout for shit you need to stop doing. Man, tell him. They are getting cussed out. All the way. For eight dollars. Niggas say, look, you ain't going to never get that 25-cent raise in the back. I ain't shitin' on nobody. You got to do what you got to do to survive. But if you getting paid eight dollars, don't ever let a motherfucker cuss at you. You can find some, man. I'm telling you, you will get another job. Man, that's the one thing. Don't let nobody talk crazy to you at no fucking job, man. No, nowhere. You ain't even got to cuss him out. You don't have to use curse words to let him to really get at a motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? If you have to. I remember I was in the Wendy's, nigga. I felt so bad for the nigga, man. I just gave the nigga a tip. I did, bro. He was packed in the Wendy's drive-thru. He was cooking fries, nigga. He was doing everything, nigga. Making sandwiches, and then the little white lady that was the manager kept getting mad, because he was in her way. I'm like, nigga, come on, man. She's like, fuck, come on, goddamn. Can you not do your job? Move. I'm like, aw, that's fucked up, man. This nigga about to kill himself in here on these goddamn nuggets, and this bitch mad, because she can't move her big fat ass around. When I worked at Burger King, she was kind of like three steps back or something. Man, she used to fuck up the orders and give away the wrong shit, and I had to keep making that shit over for her. You should have seen how I was paid. Hey, get the other fucks working over there. I'd have made the same fucking... I'd have hated the work in her fast book place with your motherfucker there. These people drive off. They gon' come back. So I gotta make these motherfuckin' sounds in six, seven times. I haven't put me on the schedule with her till she learn how to read. Oh, yeah. I'm not working with this nigga. Don't put me on the schedule with Carlos, because I can't focus. I'm giving away the wrong change, laughing at the way he talkin' to this bitch in the back. Hey, don't wait. Man, mm-mm. You had a regular job or what? I had a job at a coal war. I was a prep cook for like two weeks. That experience. A prep cook well. And a restaurant? No, man. What else would you be a prep cook at? I mean, I'm sayin' like... I'm talkin' about what's the restaurant like. I work at the shop though, mainly. The car shop? Yeah. What's the worst job you ever had? Shhh. You know what? It was the worst and the best job, because when you actually had to do the work, the shit was fucked up. DC Sanitation. Yeah. But I did DCPW. It was a summer job program. Mary and Barry had the summer job program. They put me down on DPW. When you had to actually clean up, that shit was fucked up. They got to talk about you had to go to the meanest trap houses ever and cleanin' bitches out, cleanin' the streets, dope needles and all types of shit. But majority of the day, you didn't do shit. Different niggas would go clean up one house per day. They were cleaning up all day. These niggas would just ride around parking at the gas stations, hollet bitches and shit. That part was fun as fuck more than summertime. I seen it with grown men doing their job just making good money. That shit was fun. But that one house we had to do was fucked up. It's stink nigga. You talking about the type of piss that couldn't have came from a human. It's like, ain't no human piss this piss that I'm smelling right here. It's some other shit. It's a big foot or something in y'all hood, my nigga. Y'all need to clean this shit's stink like a motherfucker. That shit was the best and the worst job I ever had. That summer job at DPW. Just know if there's anybody in your family that work construction and drive big trucks that have to pick up heavy shit all day. I'm talking to the men in the family. If they do construction, just know they love the fuck out of their family. That is terrible shit to do. Oh yeah, you said the worst job was putting them bricks with men. Building houses and shit, pouring concrete. That shit heavy as fuck. All day. Just fucked your ass. Just raw, smacked skin off and then meat. So would you say the worst job you had was just prep cook? Nah, I didn't get to experience the worst job. It's so out of her serious. I had a few fucked up jobs before. That shit, I was easy. I'm fucking with the bitches that work the waitresses and shit. That was cool. I wanted to stay that long. So they let you go? Nah, I just went fucking with that. For two weeks, some people gave me like three, nine, I'm gonna rest. I'm like, I can't. I don't even know him. He owe me. I ain't tell him to take that much. I thought I'm about to get like a thousand. That's the worst pillar in the world. When you count your money before you get it, do you get it? And it ain't nowhere near where you thought it was gonna be. Mega, working for 515. How was that? Very kid high school shit. I get sick just thinking about it. Now you only know that because you been able to make it out of that. 515? Yeah, 515. They only pay 10. I feel like that's too much. They make too much money to give a nigga $10 an hour. That might be what they giving now. Back then? Yeah, 515. You work 80 hours, you'll check. 290. Man, they're gonna work the skin off. Nigga, my head are too weighed, too bad. Somebody try to tell me what to do. Hold on, let's call it. I need you on Woffers. I need you on Woffers. You don't fuck with the fries. Fendi's got the fries. You Woffers. If I have to tell you one more time I'm gonna send you home early. If you really own Woffers, you don't want nobody over there. You really just, if you own them bitches just so you got to be in the hold, so you got to set up like this the kitchen and they be like chicken sandwiches over here, fries, then the Woffers shit right there. So you really just got that one little turn and do all that shit. I know how to work the job. What you need to know how to do is do the fucking job. I'm glad that you understand that, Carlos. So now you know why I don't want you by the fucking Woffers. This is the type of employee I am. Once I learn everything that involves my job, don't tell me nothing. Because once I learn my list of secret instances, if we got ten things to do over and over again. Once I learn how to do all ten, don't talk to me. Right. So you the nigga at Walmart that be like hey bro, what a playset. I don't even work over here. This ain't my list. I work in the plants. You want some plants? If you don't, nigga, I can't help you. I can't help you. Shit, my nigga. That's the one. You ever have a nigga say that? Damn, I was just over there. Hey, man. Shout out to all the niggas who work at Walmart, man. I don't know why motherfuckers be embarrassed of their job. Don't ever be embarrassed of where you get some money at. Don't matter what the fuck it is, bruh. Because everybody in the head put the fucking clown suit on to make that shit work, man. At least once. Everybody. I was the coldest nigga at Domino's, bruh. Can't nobody fuck with me. I believe it. I even had a Domino's belt. I think I should have won. For working at Whole Foods, nigga. I was the coldest bagger in the game, nigga. The way I would be motherfuckers to compliment the way I get your shit in that round bag. The way I get your shit in that bag. Oh, my God. I'm gonna be able to just pull this right out when I get home. I'm number one, nigga. I'm number one. I know how to work that shit. They had to tell you to stop rolling the top down, didn't they? Oh, yeah, man. I was getting it right. I'm a pack of the bag. The motherfuckers get the hating on you and shit. The other bag is the grown men bag. A-A-A, man. Slow down. Slow down. I mean, goddamn. I was like, well, hey, man. I get somebody going to get all the little tip money. Oh, nigga. They used to hate me on the tips, bruh. It was this one white man that used to come to you and request me to bring your shit to his car. That nigga used to tip me a dub every time, motherfucker. He ain't even gotten to work today. Hit it. They got all the name tags. Don't tip me. Where? In public. I would never work in public. The tips was the best shit, nigga. I remember the worst shit ever, though. They used to have these cases of water outside of Whole Foods. These cases were six gallons of water in it. Nigga came through and bought 30 cases. I was out there, bitch, by myself. Wrong man. He watched me load all 30 of them bitches. And then hit me with the 1925 and flipped me a quarter, nigga. There you go, y'all, man. Nigga flipped. And then the fuck that part is I caught the bitch. I'm like, oh, yeah. That's how you did it? That's how bad that was when that was the delivery man. Philly niggas tip me a quarter of 30 cases of water. Nigga was 16 back hurting like a motherfucker, nigga. Fuck that. When I was delivering shit, my fuck gave me a petty ass tip. I would always give it back to the exact chain. You keep that dollar 37. No, the fuck I can't. Because you need it more than I do. Yeah, nigga. They could flip me that quarter. That changed my life. I was ready to get the fuck out of Whole Foods. I was like, the dope game is calling my name, nigga. Hey, buddy, you dropping chips? The dope game is calling me. The dope game is calling my name, nigga. Nigga just flipped me a quarter for loads and 30 cases of water in the back of this white van. Now I would talk to my shit. You pet a foul van driving ass, nigga. Fuck you gonna flip me a quarter, nigga. That ain't 1930, you bitch-ass nigga. But I should have taken these bitches back out of there. I'd knock all the shit over. Nigga, fuck bro. That was the shit at the back of the nigga. At the end of the night, nigga, I had my little process. I put my headphones on. My process, first, you got to wash out the coffee machine. Wash the coffee machine out. Then you got to go out in the joint and get all the loose cots out the motherfucking parking lot. That's too much work. You got to put the bags and shit in and load the bags up. After you load the bags up, nigga, you load the bags up, go through the joints and make sure nobody leaves no products and shit. You got to put the products back, nigga. And after that, you can go home. I used to have to catch a train, 18 stops to get to that bitch. My terrible job I had was at that sporting goods place. What, Dick's sporting goods? Yeah. I don't like to say that word. This was the worst shit ever. They had a fucking... In the summertime, they had a sale where they would take everything. Every item. And put it outside. Put it outside the tent. Then put it back in and bring it outside. Every day. Bro, I didn't know they brought the shit back in every night. The tents still be out there. I thought they just zipped the tent up. Bro, we getting off work at 1.38 o'clock in the morning. That's Chad. He be out there laughing the whole time. We're like, bro, fuck you, man. Because he would just... Bro, we got 600,000 pounds of whole and shit. Chad will grab this one loop This nigga just been laughing all the time, remember that, bro? This back when the nigga was petty as hell, man. He used to have me hot up in that bitch, man. Bruh, we out, I'm telling you, we can slam. Ain't nobody over there on both sides but me and Chad, bro. This nigga be like, hey, I don't know what that shit is, man, ain't looking for that shit. I'm just going, ain't got back here until I'm with you. And I'm like, bruh, are you even trying? Hey, fuck you, Chad. You a dirty ball, fuck. You look like you're trying to dirty ball, fuck, to be out there and move one rack at a time. But he was telling you that you would much rather be on the men's side, bruh, because every woman who come over there, is trying on 10 packs from size seven. All way up to her real size. So that's seven, seven and a half, eight, eight and a half, nine, nine and a half. She want the nine and a half, but she don't want the one that she trying on. So by the time she finish trying on shoes, it's a pile of paper this big. You got these many boxes. And look, and if it's another lady over there, that's going to be trying on some shit. And if she buy her shit first, oh my God, you got to start all over again. Niggas in there like outbunding, nigga, god damn. We was thugging, hey. You didn't get to talking about a terrible job. I know, right? Yeah, this bitch don't match. Look to the nigga. For what? Well, for what? Shout out to Tiger Woods, man. Listen, Tiger Woods, I know you used to watch the show. I don't know if you still watching. Hire a driver. It's time to stop driving, my dog. You up there. It's time for you to just be in the back like a boss, man. I feel you. Yeah, man, fuck that. Yeah, you have too many accidents, man. Sit your ass down. You too valuable. Look to the brother, Fendi P, for coming through and fucking what up, man. I'm sure it's time to have it. You had a good time like we did with you, man. Man, I should have used my jet life jacket. I know, right? I need that one right there. It's so cold, man. That shit blasted. Go give me some jet life. That shit really good quality. You see, we got the new merch. You know what I'm saying? The new by any means merch. Yeah, I need a little cap packet. Oh, yeah, we got you already. We got you already, right? Don't worry about nothing. Make sure y'all go get that out of finesse. As a matter of fact, go download the whole catalog. That's how gangsta did it. We going to make sure we put the link somewhere, like in the comments or like right here. Oh, yeah. In the comments somewhere. Where the link at? Joe, put the link. The link right here, Joe. Right now. Get the audience. Put the link right here, man. That's what all that other shit to. The link go right here in the middle, man. Look how Marvin Gaye looking at the link. Put the goddamn link right there. All right, man. Another episode of the 85 Self Show. Chico B. Bendy B. You saw the food teacher. You did. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, baby. Like, we was never in this bitch. What you got, fuck me, huh? I got to get Joe in. What you got, fuck me, man, sir? How you doing, man? I'm out now, man. What you got, fuck me? What is it, dude? Five more. Five more. Four, one, eight. Four, one, eight. Shout out to all the parents that's been helping them kids with their homework. That shit been wrong as hell. You and your kids got a D. They sent my son a report card home. I was like, how we do shit? We got to study this weekend. Shit, half of them grades is mine, because these kids ain't doing shit. They expecting these kids to learn shit that they ain't even taught them if you think about it. Looking nigga in the back and know exactly what I'm talking about. My son got caught cheating online. Disappointed as hell. But then when I saw what class he cheated in, I couldn't even be mad. He cheated in piano class. This nigga that went online and sent some Zatoban beats to his teacher. I'm like, son, I ain't mad at you for cheating. It's just like you can't use the hits. Gucci already used that. It's too familiar. Listen, why don't you pull up on you if you tell me you want it, know for that you need it. And when I pull up, girl, then I get you. Gonna make you repeat it, little bitch, I'ma. Beat it, I know that pussy is defeated. Two sevens that pussy sign a peace treaty. Swallow even though she vegan. Girl, I leave that pussy leaking. I made a group chat this week. Got your dream chasing like me. I made a left down your street. She keep her mouth up on me. Send your love, got tonight, baby. Find it. Send your love, I'm to be wasted. A light on my mind, come and take it off. Whoa, I'll pour you some wine. I made a group chat this week. Got your dream chasing like me. I made a left down your street. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, I keep her mouth up on me. Got tonight, baby. Find it. Send your love, I'm to be wasted. I'ma have you sing it like whoa. Got 24 hours till we get it in, baby. Dish out, location, only got tonight. Dish out, location, only got tonight, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Y'all did that. Find it. Find it.