 Nerd alert! I'm Khaleesi Grimes 82 and I have a cringe-quickie coming your way. Have you ever heard of the Pirates of the Caribbean films? Those sound familiar Khaleesi. That's because they are familiar. They grossed a lot of money over the years. They've made like so much money. It's insane. And why pre-tell was that? Was it because of the amazing special effects on the skeletons and on the ships and on the Kraken? I don't even know who I'm supposed to be there. Was it because of the deliciously intricate scripting? I don't even know what the hell's going on in that film and I've seen them like a million times. Or was it because of Johnny Depp's Jack Sparrow? So Disney has decided in its infinite wisdom to reboot the Pirates of the Caribbean from scratch. I just had an itch and it like kind of played into what I was saying. But outside of the Pirates reboot, we're getting the Pirates spin off. That's right. We have green-lit two different Pirates films before one of them is even taken to the high seas. What do you see Khaleesi? Land ho? Land no. I see Margot Robbie and the Birds of Prey writer. They're on board this ship now and they're ready to make a Birds of Pirates. Is that the best we could come up with? Radish, I'm looking at the script and that's what it says I'm supposed to say. What the hell were you? What were you doing? That's true. That's trash. That's the type of scripting I expect from a Birds of Prey film, but not on the cringe. Not on the cringe! Yeah, I know tomato. We're all working long nights, okay? I know more than anybody else. Margot Robbie's putting on the hat. She's putting on the boots and she's ready to be part of the Pirates of the Bird of Beans. What? Pirates of the Bird of Beans. I hope you died from COVID. Hey, we're back. I cannot wait to see these ladies on the high seas fighting alongside some of our favorites from the Pirates franchise that will be different characters played by different actors. Or maybe the same characters played by different actors. One thing is certain. No Johnny Depp. No Jack Sparrow. Wait, isn't a sparrow a bird? It's funny that the sparrow is not going to be in the Birds of Prey written film. That's just like we have all these birds in it except for the one that people want. So set sail for a new swash buckling adventure with our favorite bird herself, Margot Robbie. What's that parrot Kathleen Kennedy? Say that again so the audience can understand. Let me know your thoughts in the comments. I cannot wait for this film. I am super pumped for another pirate and then another pirate. Okay, let's be done. I look like a fucking board.