 This is the SF Productions Podcast Network. This is a special episode of From the Pop Culture Bunker. I'm Mark. And I'm Mindy. And this is a quarantine edition of the show. Indeed. I have been urging Mark for some time to take up a hobby. I think he should learn to craft. However, he refuses to do so. And I finally have talked him into getting a scissor hobby. We're going to try cutting my hair today. Now, I've been basically just buzz cutting my hair with the beard trimmer since this all started. But obviously Mindy wants an actual haircut. Well, I said we could buzz cut mine too. But Mark said he'd give it a try. Yeah, yeah. But when I make it clear for possible legal proceedings at some other later date. I asked him to do it. Yes. I make that very clear. Yes. So it's not like he's forcing this or it was even his idea. It was my idea. Right. So that being said. We're going to try to cut my hair. Let's give it a shot. All right. So the first step based on the video I've been studying. Do you want me to actually comb my hair? Why don't you comb your hair while I explain? Okay. So what's happening is she got me a couple of videos to look at. I looked at one on Bob's and I looked at one on the Pixie Cut. Pixie Cut looked way too complicated. So we're going to try the Bob Cut. And the first thing in the Bob Cut, again, going from a YouTube video, is you comb the hair all the way back. Is that? Yes. Okay. And then you push it forward and that will show you where the natural part is. And the natural part according to that is right around here. So combing that. By the way, this is not a how-to video. No. This is in no way a how-to video. It's probably a how-to-not video. This is more of a comedy video. Yes. If you want to learn how to cut hair, there are other videos. Indeed. Oh, Mark is so nervous. I am very nervous. Okay. As long as you don't cut my ear off. I know my sisters are all going to be watching this. They're going to say, how could you do that, Mindy? All right. So that goes forward like that. And this goes backward. I may never pay a salon again. Okay. Mark will only be cutting the hair of people that he's related to. Yes. I think I'm getting this right. I don't know. I won't be mad if it mess up. I figure if it's close enough. Also, Mark is left-handed. Yes. And so he has to do this based on a right-handed video. Yes. Which is really hard. If you see me after this with my hair buzzed, you'll know why. You'll know why. You'll know why. That sounded a little more confident. I just had to throw caution to the wind here. I think I changed my mind. Here. So how much, I assume you want your ears covered? Usually I tell the stylist, what do you think? And so now it's a matter of thinning it out, right? Yeah, I think so. So doing what she's doing now. So I get out a section and then this thing about 45 degrees up and 45 degrees down. Yeah. Is she cutting or is she thinning? This is going to be really interesting. I'm feeling lots of hair fallout. We've watched a number of YouTube videos over the last four or five days about this. So we've got the general idea even if we don't have the skill. Maybe we should have just put a bowl over my head. Cut around. They mow hair cut. Next, I give Mark a tattoo. Yeah, right. Okay, so we just try the other side then. Yeah. Okay. I don't think I'll ever get Mark to do this again. I doubt it. I think that he will be too traumatized by this. We could have gotten a flow bead. Do you remember the flow bead? Yep. I do remember the flow bead. Okay, it's definitely a... Maybe Mark has a flow bead commercial that he could put in here. Do I have to tip you? I don't think you're going to want to. Okay, we're back. After a short mirror break, I'm not unhappy so far. Mark's going to take a little bit more off. A little bit more off the front specifically. Yeah. And then I'm going to try to use my beard trimmer to trim off the little excess at the back. Yeah. See, I'm thinking I looked a little bit like Ponch from Chips. Chips? The blonde here. Oh, the other guy. The other guy. The blonde guy. Whatever his name was. What is his name? I don't remember. The other guy. I was like Ponch. Yeah, not Ponch. I didn't give you a pompadour, I don't think. Closing my eyes. Or he's straight up and down as I can get. Stupid left-handed. Yup, that's the issue. I'm sure there are left-handed stuff. This is a left-handed comb, I think. I'm not sure what you call this hairstyle except less hair. Less hair. I don't think you can in any way call it a bob. No. I've abandoned the video at this point. Do you feel like it's ready to go style? As ready as it's going to be. All right. Okay. Well, here we are. We're at the end. She did a little styling of it. Yeah, a little bit. Not a whole lot. Pretty good. It feels better, which is the important part. Right. Mark says he can look at me. Well, all I got to say about this is it's 2020. Where is that device on the Jetsons that the thing comes down and is... And here's your new hairstyle. Yeah. Where is that? Where is that? It's with the flying cars, honey. Indeed. Well, you can check out my haircut on future episodes of From the Pop Culture Bunker. Yeah. Or on the video audio podcast too. But you can't check out my haircut there. No. And that's over at SF Productions. SFPodcastNetwork.com. That's the name. Mark is still flustered by my hair. I am. Or on Facebook or Twitter. Yes. So, thanks for watching this special quarantine episode.