 Ho ho ho, Santa here. I'm here at the headquarters of Procter & Gamble to deliver coal. Here's your coal! To David Taylor, the CEO. He's number one on my naughty list because charming toilet paper is made from fresh cut forest. We're flushing the habitat of my reindeer down the drain. This is such a busy time of the year. I shouldn't have to be delivering coal. P&G's Charmin uses 100% fresh cut forest and 0% recycled. Charmin toilet paper puts my reindeer at risk, including Rudolph. So I'm taking action. But I have to be on the property in order to deliver as coal. Charmin, stop flushing Rudolph's forest. But I'm Santa!