 How y'all doing? I know y'all looking like dang girl, you already got on your nightgown. Let me tell you something. This is not my nightgown. This is my mommy uniform and I love these things. I got like a dozen of these hoes. Yeah, I call everything a hoe but I got like a dozen of these. They're comfortable. They're big and this one got pockets. Now Walmart making more pockets girl. So y'all March is here. It is busy. It is crazy but I'm staying focused. I'm staying on target in this chit chat. I'm going to be eating. I ordered a small. I did not know that Pizza Hut has small pieces. Look at those nails girl. You know when you know when you birds get your nails done. So I received receipt. I got a look at that. I'll put cheese on it. Parmesan cheese. I have half of it. It's pepperoni. Are those olives? Okay, you know what? I was having JB to order my stuff and he put olives on it. It's okay. I got green peppers, pepperoni, mushrooms, olives, tomatoes. Yeah. So we have been that with I know it's already Wednesday but baby when I tell you that no it's Tuesday. I've been it's been crazy. It's been absolutely crazy but my husband's coming home y'all in a couple more days. So let's jump right into it while we can. Okay. Y'all know how we do this. This is a chit chat. This chit chat I'm not doing my hair and y'all I'm a proper eater. So I'm going to be covering up my face while I'm eating. So y'all know how we do this. We talk about what's going on in my personal life what I'm watching on YouTube and what I'm watching on TV. Girl hold on. So the specs have changed y'all. I have multiple glasses multiple specs and I change them throughout the the year. So during the spring early summer I go to my pink then I have a pair of black specs. I have a pair of black and pink and then I have all pink with black specs. Girl that's the same thing but opposite. I have like six pair of glasses. Yeah. So I do not like olives. Oh my god. Yeah. Let me pick this stuff up and they put a lot of them. Don't you hate that? The one thing you hate hate they put the most on there. So y'all everything's going good. I'm staying on top of my task. My goals. I'm getting there. Now I haven't been working out but I've been maintaining a certain body weight. I don't know what but what I've been doing is really watching my calories. Okay. Now my husband will be back in town for spring break. Our spring break starts next week and we are going to go to the Anatole. That's our spot y'all. And the Anatole has renovated a tower a specific tower they redid. He said they spent like 30 million dollars and I'm going to get that type of money from them but so I'm so excited to go there. The weather here in Texas is so crazy. Like lately it's been a little warm and then it's going to get a cold front. So while we're at the Anatole it's going to drop down to the 60s and we want us to go to the pool. They have this cute little place called Jaded Waters. It has like a huge outdoor pool. It's almost like a little mini wet n' wow. If that doesn't work it's okay because they have an indoor pool and I got some cute spring break clothes that I purchased from She-In. It all just cost me like 60-70 dollars. So yeah there's going to be an eclipse coming y'all. April, April 8th. There's a huge eclipse a full eclipse that they went ahead and they're shutting down schools here in Coffman County. So his teacher already said she's like yeah they have to make it like a teacher day to turn it towards a closing. Like a full eclipse that only happens like every 400 years. It's so funny when I'm going to get my nails done. I see that. Shout out to Tran Child. Tran spent, I'll get back to the eclipse but I just got these done last week. Tran spent a good one and a half hours reshaping my nails because he was like uh-uh. He said I see what they did. I'm going to fix it for you. Treat me y'all. It was just a feeling and he took his time and I love that. I love that, right? But while I was there I was talking to the owner. She's cool. She's like real cool, right? And she's like yes every 400 years they need to enjoy it. Back to the eclipse. So y'all, April 8th. I told JV we're having a Delores Claiborne party. He's like who's that? I said don't worry about it. Like seriously I'm going to do like a Delores Claiborne inspired party. I'm gonna I'm gonna buy the movie on YouTube. I know they have it for someone on YouTube and we're going to watch it while I watch it. He ain't going to be doing that child. But yeah, I'm excited to have it in. I got some eclipse glasses but my husband said that stuff don't work. Not for a full eclipse like this. You have to have something really really nice. I was whole stuff y'all. I'm a very do-it-yourself type of person so I can patch up holes in a wall. JV, I don't know what he was doing. He knocked a little bitty hole about about this size in a wall. Patch it up. There's like a crack in his ceiling. I can patch it up. I'll patch it up. There's certain things that I know I would be able to do but I just don't have the time for like putting what is it called putting hardware on our cabinets. I just don't have the time to do that. I would they actually have tools and measurement tools you could do for that. So instead I'm going to hire someone to do that for us this month. There's a lot going on during the month of March. I did a DNA test. Now I'm gonna put my results right here so y'all can see it. You see that girl? So for the longest I've never wanted to do it because being African-American I knew that well there's the unknowing right? But most of us are mixed. We have Caucasian blood and I didn't want to know how much it was and so from what I've always read and just looking at documentaries or whatever that most African-Americans have between 10 to 12 percent when I saw that 15 my heart dropped seriously because we know it wasn't consensual. I mean so I caught my parents up and I said hey I did a DNA test. They got quiet like wait a minute you trying to figure out who your real father? No I said no and I'm gonna tell y'all the results. Scandinavian my mother was like and my dad said well um he said his grandmother was great-grandmother actually very fair-skinned and she was half-white and so um which was my I met my great-grandmother and so yeah I said yeah I remember her and he said you remember I see I remember I remember one or two instances with her we were very young but um she was very fair-skinned right and so interestingly enough you know I have people in my family that are that are very fair-skinned it can pass for being mixed race but they're black but that's genetics you know what I mean so that's a lot y'all 50.5 skin and Evian child when I told my sister she's like oh so we black we black vikings so she's like so that means I'm about 80% skin and I'm my 80% Viking that's not what the hell she's just kidding but I'm like you you silly that's not what the hell that means she's looking up Viking food and shit I'm like you are a mess girl um I asked JB JB's full of jokes JB JB's real funny so I said baby what do you what do you think mommy um DNA's gonna be before even he said well you 1% Mexican I said whoa he attributes that too because I like fabulosa I said that is so damn racist carry on he's a ain't you 19% white mama you very white I do have another cousin that did a DNA test and found out that a good part of our family comes from Mozambique which is in east Africa southern part though more southern central um my husband was quiet because he was he was saying he said oh when you he said you're black when you get it you're gonna be like less than five percent when I was reading it off to him he was quiet little did he know I ordered one for JB's ass because I'm very curious to what JB's is going to be now my husband will never do a child you kid of me if you want to ask him he is 100% kushite that's that's what he's gonna say so I got my smickers bar I'm just do half of this because um but yeah we're excited for the man the man to be back home even though he's gonna be uh lean and and I told y'all in the last chitchat he came back very lean when we last saw him last month very very lean because he's working out a lot and I mean my husband has always been pretty pretty you know he's never been overweight but he's really lean now and he has a six pack and so I say that's disrespectful you know I'm trying you know I'm trying to lose weight um I've been trying to lose weight for 20 years we know this you ain't got to say it I'll I'll let you know I got the Felicia Leatherwood hair I really could be taking on my hair honestly I got the Felicia Leatherwood here y'all look at this this is uh look at those curls look how cute that is but the rest of this looks like girl I'm going to the doctor just like this tomorrow I'm gonna do something to it anyway y'all let me show y'all this take your ass to sleep concoction that when my niece was here um I was letting her know I'm like you need to go ahead and get that baby a bath so she'll go to sleep you know what I mean so girl my apartment feels kind of sorry for this generation coming up because they have everything at their fingertips meaning through social media has so much knowledge so much information but that could also be a downfall um for my generation I'm what you consider almost like a geriatric millennial but not really millennials are 81 and up I'm 80 I was born in 80 but because I'm at the very end of the year it's anyway so anyway um we have to learn through experience and listen to our elders some of us let me just say that not all of us but so I'm trying to tell her what to do and it's like they don't want to listen they don't want to listen so I had that baby here honey and I was like I'm gonna give it give her a bath first of all I put all this stuff in there for her it was wearing the room and that baby was out okay that baby was out so this is my take your ass to sleep concoction and actually matter of fact I'm missing one thing and I can't find it I thought I was here but it is what it is so it's the Dr. Tills everything is Dr. Tills the first thing you want to do you want to give that baby a bath or yourself a bath this is the Dr. Tills soothe and sleep lavender existential oils awesome awesome awesome but next up we have the aromatherapy wellness oil with lavender chamomile and sandalwood now I use this when you really need to take your book to bed like you be getting on my nurse all day this is what you're gonna get okay and then probably like an hour or so before sleep I'm gonna spray the whole room down and the sheets down not a lot not a lot honestly I'm gonna spray and if you get on my nurse I may spray it in your face so lavender and chamomile oil and then also I have actual pure well you know existential oil lavender oil I don't know where it's at and probably once twice a month not even once a month twice a month I put little bit drops of lavender oil on the actual pillowcases in the bed and all of that but this right here baby now when I first started using you have to be very consistent with it here are the sleep melatonin gummies now JB JB is pretty good about going to sleep as long as he's next to me he can go to sleep pretty good hold on he can go to sleep pretty well um and I don't have any problems now but I wish I would have known some of the stuff sooner because on that one I tell you we had the worst sleeper y'all like because of JB sleep habit is the number one reason why we decided not to have any more kids JB was a horrible sleeper I remember finding I used to chart his sleeping I found some sleep charts like when we were moving back to Texas he was waking up four to six times at night he didn't sleep through the night till he was like 13 months old but I'm good I'm really good now so y'all let's just go ahead what I've been watching on YouTube so Resa Tessa I rewatched the whole thing now I feel a certain type of way for this young woman because she got deemed on uh Twitter no TikTok it's a Twitter girl Twitter on TikTok to where she wasn't making any money so even though those 50 part videos got millions people were trying to estimate how much she was gonna make she didn't make that now what she is getting is I guess um she was on I saw a little clip of her on Good Morning America and there's certain other things she's you know she's she's getting I guess the Hilton is going to pay for her to go to Paris and London which is awesome and all of this stuff is a part of her 50 part who the after I married series right in addition to that though I guess BMW tagged a or used a audio expert from her series on a post on their account on TikTok and they are not getting her account a car a BMW because you y'all if I hear this one more time she went a five series congex child so that's what she was wanting because that's what Legion said he was gonna get her Legion was the ex-Narcissus lion you know so anyway um they used her audio to promote a post and she actually then created another post a couple of days later and was like what's what's I guess this is the closest I'm going to get to my BMW so I'm happy for her for you know still living in her truth um I really do wish and hope that women use this as a cautionary tale but y'all in addition to that I saw another like five part series and let me see if I can remember her name she was based out of Houston and she's on I'm going to put this sister's channel down below she's a youtuber who I've been watching named burb burb and bougies burb and bougies girl this this girl when I tell you she's she's like a straight five cracker her five part her husband turns out to be he turned out to be I believe he was popping pills right and he was having them around the house when she has a son a child so the thing that kind of distorts me y'all is that both of these young men women ended up moving a guy in to their house your peace your sanctuary in less than two months I think one of them was less than a month are you crazy back to Russa Tessa charlom and first of all I can't stand his ass basically made the comment that for my understanding this sounds like big back behavior referring to Russa Tessa look she knows she's a big woman she knows she's plus size she knows it she gives them every every day she sees that shit so to make a comment like that meaning from charlomaine was just so low but it's it's who he is that's who he is he's not he's full of shit um but yeah so allegedly also I've seen about one or two posts about this that apparently it's the same Jerome y'all I don't know his name is I don't I don't like to call him Legion clearly this guy has some serious mental issues clearly he apparently has HIV meaning Legion another interesting post I saw from someone who I don't really follow him that much Tony Gaskin actually mentioned that he believes that if Legion is this narcissistic liar um that a part of that is also in Russa Tessa because um if you weren't that way you wouldn't attract someone with that type of basically his whole point was that you attract with who you are I agree with that to a certain degree it is easy to see how this could happen I don't get it I don't understand I'm I'm gonna be very quite honest I have little to zero patience for that type of bullshit first of all not today but she's it wasn't a certain predicament and situation well she's calling herself and it happened okay um and I guess Legion out here trying to say he gonna sue her girl with what Portia is getting a divorce are we surprised all right y'all so what I'm watching on TV Netflix YouTube whatever you know Hulu whatever it may be so I watched a really good movie this morning I had it in my to-do list on my you know Apple whatever and it is called Reptile on Netflix it starts Balicio la Hulu and um the girl from y'all sorry blatant on the line the girl from Clueless not Christina Applegate so Reptile is one of those murder mystery movies um also has Justin Timberlake you know Justin Timberlake he needs to get some some bass in his voice he's always going to have that like Michael Jackson soft talking voice and that's just who he is you know he's over 40 right and he still sounds like he's like 15 um very good movie Reptile on Netflix also on Netflix the first purge very very interesting um and it basically talks about how the purge started and it started on New Jersey which is an island and you had a group of people that were basically okay spoiler a group of people that were basically paid to go and start the purge like you need to go kill some people and they're killing us people that look like us people in the hood um and the people in the hood like the the gangbangers so like this is our hood there's gonna be some killings gonna be from us but um it was really good to watch it was really interesting i'm not really into those purge uh movies because i feel like once you watch one it kind of has like the same storyline but this one was okay i didn't mind this one Mia Copa on Netflix which is actually Latin Mia Copa has Kelly Rowland and that fine ass Theodore girl don't know damn Theodore what is his name Trevante Rhodes oh Kelly Rowland's is playing a lawyer who is defending a artist like Tyler Perry you gotta have another artist then we do this from follow grace but anyway i digress Trevante fine ass is playing an artist who paints beautiful women and his girlfriend ends up murdered let's just get right into it y'all spoiler spoiler spoiler first of all Trevante is fine but i know when you say but it kind of takes away everything you said prior he's a very handsome man however he is not like the most good-looking man out there you know what i mean y'all so he's good-looking in a small town type of way the beard is very heavy in this movie and i feel like he's swollen like i'm a little baby you may want to get go get your blood work down he looks like he's swollen like not like in a good way like he's been putting on muscle that but he looked beefy you know what i mean so i hope it's okay for my understanding y'all first of all Trevante is not on no social media we won't get to the media we're gonna get to the movie in a minute he's not on social media so i can't stalk him like a good person supposed to i can't stalk you you not on you not on uh twitter he's he deleted his instagram apparently he apparently has a child mea culpa i can say kelly is representing a artist who has apparently killed his girlfriend um and it starts off old boy is a whore he's a hoe he's a man hoe off the gates which when you good-looking and a man he could be a hoe apparently so but baby i feel like tyler perry was in a mood when he wrote this movie because i don't know if he didn't get his fix for that month but he made it very this is the raunchiest tyler perry it was full on nudity for him oh but i think kelly was topless too so we get to the we get to it to where kelly is married she's going through some things for her husband he lost his job because he's a he's a child himself she's defending old boy and he's has he has a very high sex capacity or whatever you know and so he lets her know like i'm attracted to you are you attracted to me and she's like uh this is not on the agenda like but she has a detective like a p i friend that kind of lets her know that her husband is still dipping out in these streets and when she found that out baby she put that car in park and she went up to the um trivante's room oh excuse me his his flat i'm being proper y'all he already has some little chica on him when i tell you they showed everything she was yeah she was giving him the business and he is upside down because she's on top of him and he sees kelly coming in and he's like uh let me let her in coming in and so they go at it kind of sorta but y'all i'm like he says what i'm one of my subscribers said that she couldn't really see kelly it was hard to see kelly like i did too because in my opinion i still view kelly as a good girl she's she's definitely shy so it was really hard to see her in a sex scene and honestly we're gonna get to the paint scene so all boy has the thing he has you to close your eyes think of a color what color do or look i don't know girl he's like what color do you see and he has in the painted that's how he's getting those draws you see what i'm saying don't you if a man ever comes up comes up behind you and say okay close your eyes or look at this what colors do you see run girl run just run so y'all blame it on alcohol i'm i'm i'm two cups now so there's a scene where he comes over and he like this is this is his paint and it's gold and he puts it on her and she's turned on let me tell you something first off i'm i'm hot and i'm bothered so my pores are open right you pouring this toxic ass shit on me but they proceed they proceed he's pouring it all on her all these different paints and they fall down and he gives her gives her the business right what he's known to do and so then they cut to a scene to where she's in bed white of course the sheets are pure white why isn't like that in movies and sheets are always pure white right and i don't see no damn paint i'm like okay there should be paint everywhere paint paint all of under your arms under your titties like this is ridiculous this is ridiculous so the movie y'all on a scale of one to ten the movie was a six it had some plot holes the ending felt rush it was a tola perry movie and i think the last tola perry movie that i liked even with um a falcon grace and that foolery i i at least it had good hair pieces in this one right um why did i get married to with the last tola perry movie that i liked i don't really watch none of his those plays or anything but yeah so y'all if you haven't seen it say this of some time unless you want to see some meat going on so a movie or series that i'm watching on apple tv so first of all i'm back to watching servant it's not seravante like i was pronouncing but there is a word called seravante but it's servant which i really do like and so it has like four series or four seasons and so i'm watching that again silo really really good it has common it has that fine other i think he's from um west africa he played in the um where the monkeys be talking and shit he played he played in that and this is good y'all i bench watch the entire it's only one season so far i bench watch all of it in two days silo it's not what you expect the parts where i'm like okay i know what's gonna happen doesn't happen i really enjoyed it i really really really did so y'all this chit chat is gonna be long all of the place i do apologize if it gets a little busy but that is it you guys i do do do do do please don't hold me on this i have hair videos coming i clearly have to do something um i do have that skin video coming because y'all i've been holding on saying okay i need to work to my skin is a little bit better because my skin is what it is so y'all that is it i'm like all of the places i need for my child to go to bed i'm good i'm telling you he's about to take a bath i'm about to take his ass and i'm like we gotta get together all right y'all i'm rambling that is it thank you so much for watching anything it's always to all of my new subscribers take care bye