 You've only touched one penis in your life. It's nuts. I'm not even there. My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, this is the weekly dumb and spring training has begun. Ooh, poetry. We like baseball. I like baseball a lot. Spring training is the best preseason of any sport. Summer is on the way, the other sports, we don't wanna get hurt. This is so the pitchers don't get hurt, but nothing really matters, but something nice happened, Trey Mancini came back. Trey Mancini came back, he was out, cancer, surgery, he's healthy, he's playing, standing ovation. Very nice to see, very nice to see. Yes, network got a new score bug, so now I need to retrain my eyes, where do they show the pitches, where do they show the miles per hour, I need to figure that out. But if your team got a new score bug, let us know. Because that's huge, it's huge. You're gonna change the score bug game one. Yeah, I'm gonna make a video about my idea for a score bug, I don't know why it hasn't existed yet. Of a revolution, show the pitches, sequence, Trevor Ploof, add. Add, a rowdy man got ejected from one game, and that's how you know we're back spring training, exists, Florida exists, America's healing, or the opposite, or it's going the other way, whatever, whatever, whatever. Things heal differently. All things heal. I don't, all things heal, I don't know if that's true. I don't think so. I think so, I like it as a phrase though. All things heal. Walk away, what? Depends, because if you get a severed leg, like does it heal? You're still sans leg at the end of the day. Without a leg. Yeah. Jim, this week's almost a breakdown, you're going to my Denver Nuggies. Yeah, thanks to whoever suggested this one, it's kinda quick, the nuggets are down too. They get the ball, they're driving, it's a fast break, Jamal Murray's got it, a two ties the game, he pulls up. So you can take the three to win it, no, he's gonna pass it to Campazo, don't know who that is, who puts up a three and misses. Meanwhile Porter is in the corner after the play like me. You were supposed to pass that to me and I was gonna tie the game and everyone was gonna cheer for me. Jim, you'd love Campazo, Zach Campazo highlight here. Yeah, and kinda everybody screwed up, Murray should have shot or passed, nobody went to the basket, everyone screwed up. Everyone screwed up, I mean Murray tweeted out afterwards, he was like, look at this angle though. Kind of like deflecting blame and it's like, well, come on man, you still screwed up. I'm putting 50% of blame on Murray and then the other 50%, I'm divvying up between all his teammates, all the coaching staff, even the guy who mops the water spillage because he had the best angle. Everyone in the building. If that dude who mops up the water, it just yells, go to the rim, they tie the game. Go to the rim, go to the rim. Who was that? He likes accents, no one knows how he really sounds. Campazo. Next up, more sports, Jake, what happened? Jimmy, I'm coming to you for this one. I need Judge Johnboy, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. I got myself in a little bit of trouble. Circling back to last week, Max Homo won the event. We were all excited, he loves Tiger, blah, blah. Tiger gets in an accident. Well, that was pretty scary, we kinda didn't really talk about that here. Anyways, players were doing a tribute for Tiger, there was some rumors about it and then became an official thing, they were wearing red and black. Max Homo took to Twitter and he said this whole thing like, oh, I'm not, I can't wear the red and black and I get it, like there's sponsors and stuff involved but also like he could wear a red and black shirt or do a tribute another way and he kind of brought the tweet upon himself. So I got involved, I was a little high on the couch and I told my gene story, which is all time but if you don't know me, it comes off as douchey. So I'm pleading one account of douchey if you don't know me but still like Max Homo could have done something. Other players did stuff, so am I a bad guy? Visual ruling, I'm fully on Max Homo's side here. He tweeted out at 9.30 at night, said he just found out about this was basically trying to say like, hey, how come no one let me know? I didn't pack any red and black. 9.30 at night, they tee off at like 6 a.m. That's impossible window to get a shirt that has all the designers and logos and brands that he has to rep. He's not a millionaire, he's not like Rory, he's not like any of these other guys that have big time sponsorships. He needs to wear and get his money, wear and get his money and if his sponsorship is like, hey dude, that's a quick turnaround, we didn't know, they didn't know. I think he went to Twitter trying to plead with everyone like, guys, I just found out about this, this is crazy, I wish I could've done something but it's really late and then Twitter turned on him because they're horrible. So I think you weren't as bad as other people were but you were on the same line as the terrible people. So by fault, you sided with the terrible. No, I was definitely on the team of the terrible people and I didn't fully understand that at first but it was everyone's approach and other people knew about this before so saying like, I didn't know. Well that's what he was saying. He was saying, how come no one told me? Well, I was like Nike thing, he's not Nike I think. I think people didn't tell him but other people who weren't Nike didn't tell too. Also, Tiger didn't die, the red shirts, kind of like if I was a golfer I'd be like, what are we doing here? It's fun, Sunday red. Reds is terrible color and Tiger didn't die so that's my major concern with it. Let's go to not sports. There was not a lot of not sports highlights today. Only thing I found Jake that I thought was worth sharing with the people was that the Berlin Zoo celebrates the first gorilla birth in 16 years. Pretty nuts. What's going on gorillas? Well, my guess, they only have like one gorilla of that age. You know, so like 16 years ago, maybe this gorilla was born and then that gorilla had a baby and then just in 16 years, the next one, that is a very uneducated and probably wrong guess. Probably wrong, don't correct it. Beautiful picture of the mom gorilla. It is a nice picture. Yeah, it's very nice. Let's breed more animals. Well, that's tricky. What do you mean? Okay. I want more gorillas. You think the father's a gorilla? I don't know. I don't know what happens. I don't want to give an uneducated opinion. There's been some zoos doing some weird stuff. So, but congrats to the Berlin Zoo gorilla birth. That's the only story I found. Lady Gaga's dog has got kidnapped and that's sad. You should read up on it. It's crazy. But it's just sad. I got a dog and that's not sad. Her name is Maisie. Maisie, Maisel. She's sweet, Jake. She's a sweet little pup. She looks sweet. She's a big bot. Okay. Yeah. Animal breeding. Big, big, like, big backside. My pup, 11 weeks old. No, you'll see it. You'll be like, whoa. I'm not commenting on your pup's butt. Okay. It's big. It's the employee of the week. It's an employee eating sheep. It's an employee who's creep. Why did you end it? Do you say it's an employee who's a creep? What? That's tough. About to win the award about their... No, no one wants to win it. It goes to... Chris Rose. Newest member of John Boy Media. His show debuted today. The Chris Rose rotation. He's got six active MLB players as his co-host. Very excited. So he wins employee of the week. It's the Rose's rotation. It's quite the situation. Trevor May, Steven Brawl, other guys. Tyler Glass now, Miggy Rojas. Work sensation. Work sensational, guys. Okay, kind of got there. Congrats, Chris. First time he's ever been an employee of the week for sure. That was a weekly dump.