 Conservatives and Libertarians have a precarious relationship. On the surface they appear to agree on some issues, but once you dig a little deeper, vast philosophical differences quickly become evident. To get votes and support, Conservatives sometimes spout Libertarian rhetoric, claim they are Libertarian leaning, and their favourite pastime, criticise Liberals. The truth, however, is that Conservatives are bitter opponents of Libertarianism, lie incessantly, and are no better than Liberals on most issues. Yet the case of public schooling is one where Conservatives and Libertarians appear to have some common concerns. Liberals love public education, and especially when it promotes an agenda of diversity, environmentalism, political correctness, inclusivism, socialism, relativism, interventionism, statism, gun control and LGBT causes. But like Libertarians, most Conservatives regularly criticise public education. Conservatives cite the drop in SAT scores. They talk about the dumbing down of our kids. They vehemently express their opposition to common core. They talk about high schools graduating functional illiterates. They bewail the decline in discipline and standards. They bemoan the violence that occurs in schools. They are aghast at the increasing number of teachers caught having sexual relationships with students. They expose the anti-Christian bias that exists in many public schools. They express their opposition to the employment of gay teachers. They criticise the teaching of evolution as an established fact. They lament the elimination of prayer and Bible reading in school. They denounce the power of teachers' unions. They condemn school-based health clinics for being pro-abortion. They complain about the public schools pushing a liberal agenda. They denounce the bureaucracy in the Federal Department of Education. Although Libertarians may point out some of these very things, they have nothing whatsoever to do with the Libertarian case against public schools. The Libertarian case is a simple one. Libertarians oppose public schools because they are government schools. It doesn't matter if none of the evils of public schools mentioned above even exist. It is simply not the proper role of government to educate children. Neither is it the proper role of government to force Americans to pay for the education of their children in a public school or to pay for the education of the children of other Americans. It is an illegitimate purpose of government to have anything to do with the education of anyone's children. It is the responsibility of parents to educate their children. How they choose to do that is entirely up to them, but public schooling shouldn't even be an option. The solutions conservatives propose to fix public schools include school uniforms, vouchers to help children escape failing public schools, higher standards for students and teachers, streamlining the education bureaucracy, more accountability to parents, increased local control, restoration of prayer and Bible reading, a more conservative curriculum, classes on the Constitution, allowing teachers to be armed, year-round schooling, getting rid of common core, the posting of the Ten Commandments, more school resource officers and of course various reforms. Some conservatives even talk of abolishing the Federal Department of Education. On this latter point, conservative Republicans used to call for this department's elimination. Ronald Reagan proposed abolishing the department and campaigning for president in 1980. The Republican Party platforms of 1980 and 1996 likewise called for the department's elimination. But during Reagan's first six years as president, when the Senate was controlled by the Republicans, the budget for the Department of Education increased by billions of dollars, just as it did when George H. W. Bush and Bill Clinton, with the Republican majority in the Congress for six years, were president. Under George W. Bush, when the Republicans controlled both houses of Congress for over four years, the budget of the Department of Education ballooned to $100 billion. The libertarian solution to the problems in the public school system is likewise a simple one. Abolish not just the federal and state departments of education, not because they are too expensive, have too many bureaucrats, have failed to improve education, hold onto the teachers' unions and promote a liberal agenda, but because they are departments of education. But abolish public, that is, government education itself. Conservatives have no problem with government-provided education and the forcing of Americans who object to public schools or keep their children out of public schools to pay for it. This means, of course, that conservatives are enemies of the Constitution they claim to revere. If there are to be any public schools, that is, government schools, they should be limited to state government schools, fully supported and supervised by state governments. This is because while every state has provisions in its Constitution for the operation of K-12 schools, colleges and universities, the federal government has been given no such authority by its Constitution. This means that the federal government should not be involved in any way, shape or form with the education of anyone. No Pell grants, student loans, federal regulations, research grants, elementary and secondary education act, teacher education requirements, department of education, teacher certification standards, school accreditation, Title IX mandates, educational vouchers, no child left behind act, school breakfast or lunch programs, head start funding, bilingual education mandates, busing to achieve racial desegregation, education for all handicapped children act, diversity mandates, common core, presidential visits to schools, standardised testing requirements, special education mandates, math and science initiatives, race to the top funds, or higher education act. Since conservatives regularly support most of these things, there is a world of difference between their criticisms of public schools and the consistent and principal criticisms offered by libertarians.