 Hello my name is Drew Pickles, and today I am reviewing one of the worst Lost Episode creepypastas on the fucked up GSH's Lost Episode wiki. If you don't know who GSH is, he was known for his less creative anomalies, such as GSH World, which featured characters from Despicable Me, Tubwinked, Legend of Zelda, Greeny Fathom, etc. Also he was heavily exposed to being a predator, which that GSH's YouTube channel got deleted. GSH's Lost Episode wiki is now invested with city and cringe worthy as fuck stories, even due to the wiki's own GSH's downfall. This wiki was still up, invested with trolls that make garbage and fucked up stories, and whenever you uploaded your good stories onto this platform, they will be heavily vandalized. If you fixed up your stories on the platform after the vandalism, the trolls will still vandalize to shit out of them again in the fucked up and worst way possible, making you unable to re-fix your stories and remains uprooted. Now with that shit out of the way, let's read a crappy pasta about The Lion Guard, which was Episode Zero. For those who don't even know, The Lion Guard is a 2016 Disney Junior show, based on the classic and nostalgic Disney franchise, The Lion King, which the first movie came out in 1994, the sequel, Simba's Pride, came out in 1998, and the prequel came out in like 2003 or 2004, I don't know. Fuck it, let's just read this pile of shit story. You know that new show on Disney Junior called, The Lion Guard. It is a spin-off to the 1994 film, The Lion King. Yeah, like I said, lol. Well I was at some Dollar Tree once, and I found a DVD called, The Lion Guard Movie, with the word, the Disney logo and kind. K, few things I might point out on this paragraph. Lion Guard Movie. You only corrected the fucking grammar on the series name in the first paragraph. Saying the word guard may spell to make it sounds like Gord, you know, Jimmy Gord and Jerry Gord from Baggy Tales. You know what makes this story more shittier, is that there were some lower-case eyes. I know that the Shadow Reader used to date lower-case eyes in any sentence of any shitty creepypasta. It's best to know that the Shadow Reader is done making videos for the rest of his life. Also, some of the shit didn't make sense on this paragraph. I got it for 50 cents, which was an awesome deal. The reason I got a baby show DVD was to make a YouTube Poop out of it. Well excuse me, Princess. That was the wrong witch, which was spelled as W-I-T-C-H. It's supposed to be spelled as W-H-I-C-H. Do you ever think a quote-unquote witch casted a spell onto a DVD, realizing that's how lost episodes were created? I don't believe in witchcraft, cause witches are a fucking myth. Also, who the fuck would ever make a YouTube Poop out of a lost episode of a show? I bet it's already a fucked-up YouTube Poop burn on your disc. I think that's why lost episodes were made. I still did want to watch the episode, because I think Punga is cute. After I put in the movie, no previews were shown. It just cut to the intro of the show. I don't even know who the fuck Punga is, which I didn't already watch this show, and not to be rude, I don't care if you like a certain character in any cartoon show. The episode was called simply, episode minus two. It began with Kain and some baby cub-armed pride rock I had not even seen before. Kain kicked the cub off possibly killing it. Kain then laughed with a smile on his face, ending episode minus two. What the fuck, man? There is no way that Kain would murder some other lion cub. I also don't know who the cub was named, and where was he or she came from? The next episode was episode minus one, which was a normal episode, in which the lion gored saved the day from some hyenas. Again, guard was misspelled. I still don't even know what the fuck is going on in these shitty minus episodes. Forgot to mention that minus episodes and episode zero were cliche. Then, episode zero was the one that never made me look at the lion guard, working for that matter, the same way again. Now in this paragraph, guard was spelled correctly. Also, he was repeated before lion guard was spoken in the sentence. It began with Kain walking in a blurry background, with reverse music. The blurry background's color then morphed to bloody red. Ooh, reverse music. You mean been drowned some of the healing from Legend of Zelda? How swell. Then the screen went black. Hunga was on screen with black eyes, with faint red pupils I could hardly see. K, Hunga is nothing more but a clone of Sonic Bobby Xe, not to mention he was a hedgehog. Well not a hedgehog, but a honey badger, according to the show's wiki. And forgot to mention, what the fuck is a bloody red? Blood was overused so much in his shit stains, which caused the infamous cliche of all lost episode creepypastas. Hunga then screamed realistically. He then started to cry realistically, as well as his eyes melting. Oh fuck, this is what happens when you take so much drugs, not gonna lie. I realized that Hunga was taking too many drugs, which would be the reason why he was flipping his shit out, which is Sonic Bobby Xe eyes melting. Also, realistic screaming and crying was all too much for this genre. I don't know why actors had feelings like this when producing these fucked up lost episodes. The next sense, is whoever the bird, who can see greatest getting squashed, by the hippo, whoever his name is, into a bloodiness. To be frank, that bird would be maimed, oh no, Teegrit, or Anga, the martial eagle. Fuck, I don't even know which bird character in this shitpasta. Also, that hippo in the lion dart group is maimed, best. You seem like you didn't even watch the show that often, but end up fucking abandoning it. After this another agonizing scene began. Fuelly, the fast cheetah's head was being cut off. Hold the fucking phone, sir. You saying that Fuelly was referred to as a cheetah? Well in the lion dart wiki, her species was known to be a cheetah. Look at her, she looks nothing like a fucking cheetah. She looks more like a skinny leopard or jaguar. In the very beginning of the original 1994 movie, where the sun rises, along with the singing, I saw a cheetah that looks nothing like her, but a regular cheetah that looks like the one in real life. I also thought that Fuelly looks like a younger version of Gia, the jaguar from Madagascar 3, Europe's most wanted. In the episode, what makes it not so swell, is that Fuelly was fucking beheaded. What the fuck just chopped off her head? Was it another killer animal beside the hyenas? Or was it a person that beheaded her with an axe? I don't even know what the fuck happened to her, so let's move on. And the final sense made me puke. I am lost being ripped apart from your skin to his bone marrow by Bunda, and as I was pulled out by the bird. Nice try pulling up fucked up imagery for a lost episode creepypasta. I still don't know which bird is actually on a whoringa. Isn't Bunda supposed to be dead from a drug overdose? After this the video ended, and went back to the main menu. After this I destroyed the DVD. And that's it I guess. Aren't you supposed to have nightmares about the episodes, and or contact Disney about those disturbing line guard shit stains? About when you make a YouTube poop out of the series, you realized it was already a disturbing YouTube poop being burned onto a DVD. I bet there could be line guard YouTube poops anywhere on YouTube, but some of these YouTube poop makers didn't care if they get copyright complaints. My final thoughts on this story exactly, is literally a pile of constipated shit. Some of the words were misspelled, and all that shit didn't make any fucking remote sense. There has never been a good line guard creepypasta, besides the ones based on the line king. There's also the line guard lost episode, why, which is nothing more but a copy paste of a classic Peppa Pig crappypasta. My rating of this story, will have to be a minus 69 out of 10, cause fuck it. Fuck the G if she's lost episode wiki, which still makes terrible and cringe-worthy stories, and even vandalizes ones that are extremely good, ever since the exposed predator's downfall. Spinpasta wiki nowadays, is still invested with terrible and cringy as fuck THX pastas, which that the formidable robot refuses to narrate, whenever the people unreasonably requests some terrible stories, or stories he don't give a fuck narrating for his channel. There has never been a good lost episode creepypasta for years on this shitty site, and I won't mind if I take over this site, like, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba fatma- prosperity starting up her johnniss garbage sack. Bilini-ball shitty stories. No one will read it. I will rename G as she's lost episode wiki to group-pickles lost episode wiki. All of your shit stains go into the troll pasta wiki a-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, It is now illegal to use shitty cliches, so I have to suck all of that hyper-realistic blood out. Swas, swas, swas, swas, swas, swas, swas, swas, swas, swas, swas, swas, swas, swas, swas, swas, swas, swas, swas, swas. Swas, swas, swas, swas, swas, swas, swas, swas, swas, swas, swas, swas, swas, swas, swas. Bag. That loss well. Later, I would be fixing spin pasta to get rid of shitty THX pastas, to end that god-forsaken cycle of anything THX-orientated on this wiki, once and for all. My name is Drew Pickles, the weirdest meme master in the Spikonia community that brings you this message. You might note that our voices were used by Balboca rather than Spikonia. Thanks for watching, and have a nice day!