 I said 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, this is over! I know! Come here! Come here! Come here! I see my phone rolls right here. She mad. She mad. What's up Post Malone? Appreciation, my G. What's going on with you? White Alberton in the building. Oh, Tiff. That's Ed Sheeran. Fuck you talking about. Yeah, that's Ed Sheeran. Ed Post Malone. Ed Malone. What's up, Tiff? Have a seat. Let me see who ain't here. Have a seat. This nigga right here been awesome for life. This nigga. Boy, your suit jacket big. Oh, G. You got the big suit. You got that Steve Harvey suit. Boy, that's the first Steve Harvey suit. The first Steve Harvey suit. Mr. I-Tower. This suit still got the hanger in the back. He don't even know it. Hold on. Wait a minute. I feel like we in the goddamn Disney China game. Look at this shit. This shit is beautiful. Yep. This is the Walt Disney Theater. I don't think Walt Disney ever been in here with this much niggas, though. He might be surprised. Where Walt did the shit? What in the world is going on? Sir, sir, please sit down and stop throwing up gang size. I am not, I am not affiliated with that gang. I don't know them niggas. What they did right now? That nigga said, Peter, that nigga, y'all. That's what it is. I know you a gang size. You throwing up gang size with running shoes on. That nigga ain't worth saying. More gang size, he fuck y'all niggas. Yeah, right there with the mullet. Look at that. Right there. I feel like, yeah. Okay. You got them. I'll just sit right here. There we go. Boy, I love Orlando. Look at all these choosers. Look at them motherfuckers up top. Up top. All these choosers. All the way up top. Them niggas. Them niggas sitting off the balcony. They like, yes. Yeah. Yeah, I said that. I said it's not safe. Yeah, I said it's not safe. Yeah, I said it's not safe. Yeah, I said it's not safe. Yeah, I said it's not safe. I said it's not safe. Yeah, I said it's not safe. She come with seatbelt so y'all can lean over a little bit. The whole year rain every fucking day. What? I got some crazy black mosquitoes out here, but these niggas that they don't get a fuck about that. They said we own you. Don't. It rained outta nowhere in Orlando. I done been out here all week. It was sunny. I'm walking to the car. It's sunny out here. Boom. Then all of a sudden nigga though. I'm like nigga, y'all. Why you walking to the car? It's pissed on me, man. Ain't no way in the world. It's a poor boy. All the blame's there to have him. I say that, yeah. Peer your ass for real, don't say that. I'm standing outside the hotel, looking at it rain across the street. Like, what the fuck is this? I said it was a mosquito. They say the devil beating his wife when it's raining in the sun out. That nigga must live in Orlando because it be raining in the sun out all the time. And you know what thing I like about Orlando? What? If you ain't never been in the world, you could bring your bitch to Orlando. Nice and loud for $65 a night. Yep. And you can run a 15-passage event. You got your own boo. You don't need nothing. They got a whole little thing out there. You just wave at everybody else. Nobody come over here. You know what else they got a lot of in Orlando? What? Who the hell would need that out? Nigga? And you know what else they got a lot of in Orlando? Sturds, my niggas. Oh, God damn. All the niggas got shot and all the bitches got bitches now. What happened? It's a nigga with a Burger King crown on the stood up when you say it sucks. What's up with you, man? What the hell you get that stupid ass crown? We got to go see this nigga, man. This nigga. We got to look like somebody dumb. It's a whole bunch of ashes. This is the stupid head section. You need to get that nigga your crown, bruh. So we got that. You got electric, big brain. Oh, right here, bitch. He bald head. This nigga stupid. This is his birthday. He's bald, but that's it. Come on. Put it on. There you go. There you go. What's up, nigga? What's up, big J? How you doing? Nigga John. What's up, my nigga? Oh, he let me know. He lean back. Go ahead. Do your shit. Show us what your check can do. Hold up. Show us what your check can do. You can't walk past this lady right here. This lady right here got the dopest head in here. Her shit looks like the cotton candy you win when you hit the things at the carnival. Oh, I want them. God damn. There she is. How'd you know? Five, bitch. I ain't know where we're going. She look like Tina Turner from the live version of Frozen right here. To you or Tina Turner, Snowman. She ain't going to teach. She was 14. This bitch is a gangster. She separated you from Tina Turner. Her favorite rapper, Tritman. This bitch is real. Everybody on the top row was like, fuck them niggas. I ain't warm up here. Oh, you got it? I didn't know I had you cryin' in here. I got it from party city. You gon' wear that mothin' all night. The nigga went to party city. This shit don't mean to say Haiti on this floor, this shit say maybe, that nigga in the back straight man, hey, hey wait a minute nigga, I can read, oh this, oh I, he said South by Southwest, what the fuck, North, South East ways, what the fuck, what the fuck, what do you say, South by Say, what you better say, yeah, hey what's up I say, what the fuck you all just said though, what's up, I'm gonna say, what the fuck, you know what I mean, now I'm, now I'm not, I'm okay, I'm not falling over, hey brother, I'm Like, I bet I can guess your name, Erica. It's right there on your titty. It do say Erica. It like remind y'all's name on your titty. That's your girlfriend name. That's your wife. Ooh. Bro, Orlando got all the studs and they act just like niggas. I was in the mall, I was saying the bitch were ashy elbows. I was like, she don't need well lotion. She tough as fuck. Nah, that mean she just eat kooch out of there. Stugs. That's how they do it, ladies. How many of us have them studs? Before we go any further? Studs. How many of us have them studs? Down with us. They know what I did. What they taking all the women here? They put plastic dildos in them. We support both. Faith is under those and one sure. You ain't thinking nobody. I know what it is. If none of you, you will still have kids. Hold up. Cut. Take the fake shit off your cake nut. Now. Now stop. Studs. How many of us have them studs? Before we go any further? She was a stud. Stop by Southwest. Where's my stud? Stop by Southwest. Where's my stud? Stop by Southwest. Studs. Stop by Southwest. How you shit at booktimes talking about? Stop by Southwest. We gonna get jumped out to the show. Then we'll be booting shit out of studs. Wait, wait, wait. Got no sweat? Follow on anybody. Stop by Southwest. That nigga's man. He made it in the middle of nowhere. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I had to get him for you to get me, I don't know. My nigga out on the echo church. What's up, dude? What's up, dude? He's just got out of prison. He's in front of the show. Then he got an echo shirt on. He been locked up. He been locked up for a long time. He been locked up since the early 90s. That nigga been locked up since the 90s itself. Like, echo been dead. He just bought that shirt? Yes, it did. That nigga ain't even a right no no more, that nigga. That shirt came with a fit size. He bought that shirt. It came with a fit size. And a package of force. That's why he is here. Hey, but you have a big a head. Look at your crown. That shit over my hat. Happy birthday to that nigga, man. I don't know that nigga, but he said- Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Uh-oh, y'all know what's happening. What's your name? What's your name? She was like Fantasia. Cursey. When she found out she could read. Cursey. Bro, why she look just like Fantasia though? I said that. She was just like Fantasia. Cursey. When she found out she could read. Everybody know that now. I still fuck with Fantasia. Even though I know she can't read. I don't care. I'm like, what you want? I don't know what I got for you. She want a number. She want a number two. Yeah. I help her learn. Sounded out Fantasia. Who right there? I see y'all right there. IT. If you don't sit, don't fall down. Anybody got time for that shit? Let them four go. She tell me let me see. Uh-uh. Yep. You is upstairs. I think you upstairs. It come up here. It come marked the looking mark though. See y'all. We got the overlooking shit. Oh, Hayden there. Look at that. Let me see. Stay down here. Look at that. They got their home boarding girls coming out. They great. Thank you for being a friend. Bit of a girl trying to find her friend again. She like, you ain't here. You are truth, you is at the top level. She was at the water all the time. She's like, let me see what y'all like. My nigga just like rerun. He was there the whole time, let me say, excuse me. Y'all sit down, y'all right there. Hey, y'all, you see how they updated our furniture? I love Chico, nigga want to argue. Oh, what'd you say? Oh, not the nigga who look like he paint. You don't sit your stupid ass down, look at that one, bro. Dumb ass painting from your dumb ass, but anytime I draw you, yeah, in four days, I gotta go. Niggas. Niggas got the painter hat on. You come back to nigga when they got the lifter, right? You right, nigga. That ain't me. Fuck with that nigga. He wants it. That nigga is the top poet in Orlando. He'll get up to all types of poetry. He can't talk to you like that. You Haitian now. Fuck your tongue out. Hey, that Jamaicans? They can't vote, they can't vote. Haitians don't make a noise. They didn't shoot you for real, nigga. Let the gun make the noise. Nice you on your ma. Nice you on your ma. You know what the fuck he said? I don't know what he said. He said, you know what the fuck he said? That's the sound we got to know. What that is? No, that nigga just called Mufasa. Be careful. I was like, how he ain't no guy that? That nigga said, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I'm the king of stupid shit now. Let me know now. Where we going with her? Look, he ain't that stupid, bro. This is some nice furniture, right? That's what I'm saying. We got the, oh, they didn't bought the Hampton end couches, da shit. This shit is dope, da. Ain't lost. I know where this came from. Exactly. This looked like the inside of a HBCU cafeteria right here. These the seats you sit in. The first year, he like, you know what? I think I'm going to do this for real. This is the shit you sit on when your food ain't ready. When you waiting at the Olive Garden with the buzzer. They got a nice restaurant, but they don't really want people at their restaurant. We in the home of Disney, nigga. This is Disney shit for real. This is Walt Disney. This is Walt Disney. You talking about Walt Disney. Mickey Mouse, all of them. Yep. Disney shit. Is that his shit? Yep, yes it is. I don't see no pictures. This whole everything. I'm Walt Disney on everything. I went to Disneyland for the first time this week. Went to Disneyland and actually went in there. I went to Magic Kingdom and Hollywood Studios. Nigger, that shit's so expensive. You got to join the gang to get that motherfucker for her. Hold on, let's not wait a minute. What's y'all doing? Hey, wait a minute, nigga. What the fuck? Don't be throwing shit, nigga. We ain't no land though, nigga. You're scaring the shit out of me. What is wrong with the light-skinned nigga? What is your problem, sir? That nigga standing there like a serial killer. So what? You know what it is? That nigga work in the goofy suit at Disney. He just happy to be out of the suit. Hey, man, shit. I'm free today, nigga. Fuck with me. You got what? Sit your way down. You know how you and Bob are doing? He snuck in. He told the truth. We about to go sit down. He won't keep walking. Don't walk down here no more. You don't want the golden girls to get on you. Excuse me, sir. It's going to be four white ladies hitting that nigga with pocket books in a minute. Fix the microphone. That shit went on. I got another light. Scared the shit out of me. That mean he trying to hide that little box he got right there. That's what he trying to do. He up on me. Shade. That shit is scared the shit out of you. Get that hip off me. You don't know what it is. Ooh, you think you got something now? That nigga is going to bust it and keep moving. That's all I'm counting for. Nigga walking part of the city and pick out a whole Haitian outfit. How about South West? Hey, leave that nigga alone, man. I'm going to go and talk to him with you. Shout out to the Haitian nigga in the back. That nigga keep standing up. We won this crown back in like 20 minutes. Nope. This is our last joint. Nigga did the bad part of the blood. Get your life together. Nigga Black, let me hit that. You were like, what? Hit what? I'm still tripping off the fact they got one, two, three roles. The third role, man. We love y'all up there, man. Y'all all the way up there. Y'all all the way in St. Petersburg. We down here in Orlando. But we love y'all. I know some Ocala niggas came to the show. I know some Broward County niggas who came in here, too. Okay. Niggas from Miami here. And y'all came to Orlando over here. I'm going to yell out one of them signs I've been saying all week. Who's with my pop card this morning? That's a hell of a name for a second. Hey, man, what you doing that nigga push you? Pop card. What the fuck you saw him out? That's a kid, you know. Nobule. Nobule. Nobule. Nobule. Not today. Not today. Put it out again. Put it out again. Not today. All right, keep going. Not today. Not today. 50 crown. Right here. You need to kneel. That's my size, nigga. I need the extra large crown. Boy, that shit was swallowing my head. That shit won't even fit on yours. I got to wear this shit like a lace front. That's not wrong. Speaking of lace fronts, shout out to all the ladies who got a new lace front just for this show. A whole new lace front. But you ain't going to change it. Oh, she right there. I can see it from here. It's glistening. Why do it glow like when you first get it and then it kind of like it ash here over the months? Because you ain't supposed to wear it for no months. You can tell that we ain't don't even want to be there no more. He be like, bitch, come on. Right. They got them Allen Allison braids up under there. They just don't want to fuck with them. Some of them ain't even got Allen Allison braids. They got that one little braid. It look like a snake. That's swallowing. You need to hit whoever did the swallowing braid. You can call me crazy, but I like when her hair ain't done. I swear the ass be fatter when her hair ain't done. Look at her hair ain't done. Everybody who's booked today, he just made me feel so good. Especially when she had a little fly away in the back and she'd be sticking straight out. But didn't that ain't no, lady? If you know your hair ain't done, just put a little grease on that little back part right there. This should be so rough. You know when the lady hair ain't done? When she got all the good hair hanging down and she got a Nike hat on forward like this. That's when she high and all this up under here is fucked up. You ever had to tell a woman her hat was fucked up? Oh, yeah. I remember the first time I ever seen a girl with braids that took all the middle braids out but left the top ones in and put it in the ponytail. Boy, when she took that ponytail, lose her shit came out the back like a lion man. I'm like, bitch, what the fuck? She was like, oh, that's a trick we know. We just take the middle out and then leave the top in. You can tell when somebody just get their hat in, though, too. Because them braids be tight. They can't move their neck. I don't know why y'all let them braids y'all head that tight. You better hope it don't rain, nigga. You gonna get rain all in your eyes. You can't even close your eyes. Shit. I'm thinking to pull just y'all back three inches. Ah, bitch, can you swallow? You gotta eat applesauce. As we talking shit, I'm seeing motherfucking slap the wig down. You said they gave me this scarf. Fix your shit. You gonna wear this scarf the whole time. Like, when the wind blow, you be like, God, tell my head, chick. Hey, OG, you live in Orlando. You ever got a mosquito bite back here, nigga? You ever been walking down the street scratching your shit like you can fuse? Uh-oh. Shock-a-con. And they be, why'd you want that? Baby, I got it. I'm the cover brother. Salute to you, my black sister. I love it. Ooh, go down to that shit coming back. The 70s is coming back, but ladies, y'all gotta be 70s in the wintertime. Not in the summertime. Don't you get mustard? Bro, I want nobody to speak on that. These women be mustard as hell. And fellas, y'all. She a quiet and got fellas. You see how quiet? The room got real still. You see that? Hygienists is real. And fellas, y'all too. Stop wearing all that extra shit. Stupid ass. You know you ain't going nowhere. You got on drawers, shorts, and pants. What? Figure it out. Them niggas, we dressed like that just in case they go to jail. Nigga, you ever had some new shit to put on when you get out? Nigga, be telling me, I'm not going to play basketball. Not today, stupid ass. Ain't no touch. That's that South Florida shit. That's some stanky booty boy shit. What the fuck wrong with you? Nuts be on fire, nigga. Nigga, he's trying to scratch it. Nigga, go on. Throw it out, this bitch. Y'all living in Orlando. Do y'all fuck with Disneyland like that if you from here? I figured that. They don't ever do that shit when they're here. That shit funny, but for those who never went. Yeah, it is fun. Because you see all them characters that you grew up watching this shit and it's like bring the childhood back out you. Like, who's your favorite Disney movie? My favorite Disney movie? Yeah. Goof, the Goof Troop movie? When that nigga carried my owner, who the fuck that nigga wanted? Whoever that nigga wanted that little silk ass suit. I wanted to be that nigga so bad. Ooh, don't you know it? That was Bobby Brown. That was Goofy, nigga. That was Bobby Brown. That was Bobby Brown. That nigga had the My Piranha the suit on. What's your favorite Disney movie? I don't know. I was just thinking about the Disney world shit that like a lot of niggas ain't gonna admit it, but some niggas be scared of motherfuckers with them suits. You ever seen like a real street nigga and then like a character come out and be like, we're going with that big head ass shit, blimp? Goofy and nigga, quit playing, blimp. Goofy and then Mickey Mouse. Goofy and Mickey Mouse gonna still fuck with you. I mean, one time I went to the, uh, we went to like a little scary house shit. Like, I don't want to know niggas though. I fought with it because I know it ain't real. Like, you got scared of me. I know. You vivid. But now they be in there trying to do their job. Niggas like, ah. My favorite part about the Disney movies is the songs because you will remember them forever. Even if you don't fuck with the movies, you know the songs. Akuna Matata What a wonderful phrase. Akuna Matata for the rest of your day. It's a problem free. Why does it bring a like to me? You dance this hell, man. It didn't go out with everybody like it was a dick, but it didn't dance this hell. Hey, you better leave that white man alone. You don't know what the fuck he into. All right. Next time I bring the mic out, it's going to have a zipper attached to it. That's all. Hey, I fought with Tamora De Pooper, but it was real. It was real nigga. Akuna Matata was really the best message of the life. My favorite part of the whole movie, bro. Y'all don't think I'm slow, but I don't give a fuck. Dude, my favorite part of the life came, bruh. You ready, white man? When I was a young one, that was the shit. You right. You right. I see it got me kicked by the pants. My favorite part of the whole movie. You remember when Scar had the hyenas and they was singing Beep Bop. Beep Bop. The stupid ass hyenas looked up and said, For what? To kill the king. Why is he sick? No, we're going to kill him. Well, a lion king was so lit, bruh. It was. Oh my shit. When the nigga found out he had that roar, when the nigga walked up on that thing, he was like, Harar! Harar! Harar! I was like, get that nigga. Oh yeah. Classic movies, man. Disney got some class. And then I got a daughter. I done watched all the shit that I felt like I was too boy to watch when I was a little boy. Like what? Mulan nigga. Mulan is that shit. Mulan is that shit. They got a song on Mulan, Mulan. Which one? Which one? Which one? Hold on. Let's get down to the business. Come on. And the feet of the hunt. Talk to your shit. Whoa. Did they send me daughters? This is gonna win. That you can bet before we're through. That's right. I'll make a man as a forest. Sing it, Chico. But with fire within, she has a cup on. Whoa. That's his Haitian. Never be what he went to party city. That's why you smell like it too. Oh. Man, when she went above the reef, when she went beyond the reef, I said, bitch, then your dad will tell you. Don't go over there. Don't go by the yard. I'm talking to my daughter. See, this is what happens when you don't listen. That bitch went on over there and was like, see? Everything's okay. I'm like, this bitch gonna die. Yep. I fuck with the Disney movies because they always throw like some hood shit in there. Which one? You ever seen Lady and the Tramp about the dogs that fell in love, nigga? Yep. This was a homeless dog who took a rich dog out on the street. This nigga got her some spaghetti. I was like, this is real nigga shit. Told the bitch how to eat spaghetti to hood. Wait, my nigga with no fork, a real dog. Remember all dogs go to heaven? That was my shit. Man, I got one for you. What? Balto. Balto. What? The dog slayer? The dog slayer? The dog slayer. Oh, the ice, nigga? I don't remember. See, that's probably past your time. Y'all was already in some old shit. Yeah, we was grown when that shit came out. Y'all was already grown. But having a daughter that exposed me to hot dog, the girl Disney movies is nigga frozen. I don't give a fuck with nobody's shit. I ain't been singing that shit with my daughter in the living room in our socks. No, man. I used to fuck with frozen, but I was mad. Why? Because young Jesus wasn't in it. How the fuck are you going to build a snowman without the snowman? I'm going to tell you one song. Do you want to build a snowman? Yeah. It'd have been a different song. It'd have been a different song. Do you want to build a snowman? I'm going to tell you one song. It got me fucked up to date. What? It fucked with me, bro. I can't go nowhere. I don't need to sing. My little girl would not cut that fucking TV off that she be on. It wake me up. What? And if anybody out here got kids, y'all done been walking nobody's stupid ass shit. Nigga on. Nigga on. Hot dog, hot dog, hot dick in the dog. Hot dog, hot dog, hot dick in the dog. Hot dog, hot dog, hot dick in the dog. Hot dog, hot dog, hot dick in the dog. Hot dog, hot dog, hot dick in the dog. Hot shit in the dog. Hot dog, hot dog, hot dog, bitches broke you down. Nigga on. Well we got to get in on this business shit. Yeah, black kids, man. We need some of that SEROP around Just use words that they can relate to as black kids I don't know that ABC Alright, let me practice ABC, D, E, F, G, H, I, J Alright, J, fuck around, you already know my main job I'm out there, have some fun, now what's at the J? ABC, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, K, you already know Hello H-O-P, cause everybody's trying to see I'm doing that like B, Q, R, S, W, D, T, U, V Skip a couple letters, going back, we'll see ABC, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, B, Q, R, S, Z, C, A And next time say my ABC Why do I want y'all to sing with me? I want to sing by myself Cause when the future ends I ain't getting no help ABC, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, B, Q, R, S, M, N, O, P I remember now, I thought L, M, E, N, O was a letter L, M, N, O Yeah that is the letter, it's called L, M, N, O And then it goes Hey, hold up. I say, hey, please sleep, hey, E-M-C. I got an H-I-J, got an A, I love her in the pink. She want S, I got a T, I got a baby mama ride and an S, she want S. Yeah, so, I was in the B, everybody see me on your TV. Love is like E, and then they said the fellow. And then I said, hey, tell the whole world for hello. Shawty, Shawty, Shawty, Shawty, Shawty. Fucking King Palmer, you know what time it is, you watch, you guys, let me go ahead and talk to him for a time. Yeah, it's the A's, Shawty, the B's, Shawty, with the C's, Shawty. Uh, A-B-C-D-E-M-G-H-I-J, they aiming those pinks out of time. I'm out to put the nine, now I'm out to put the drive, now everybody know what's on the line, like I'm with a boot, but I'm not a hero, fuck around to get the D, bro. You a fuck with that M-N-N-O. We're the people. It's L-O, once you stop that A-B-C-D-E-M, time to walk it out, and to walk for half, time to pull it off, make the A-B-C, you got a lot of stuff. Get this project better, do that A-B-C-D-E-M-G-H-I-J, A-B-C-D-E-M-G-H-I-J, you know that, F-I-C-D-E-M-G-H-I-J, they fucking forgot the rules. If I rob you, then you're going to get sued. C-A-N-O-M-G-H-I-J, A-B-C-D-E-M-G-H-I-J, Hey, hey, this ain't you know daddy. Fly by takeaway, fly by takeaway Not too bad, not too bad, not too bad, fly by takeaway, not too bad, way by song, not too bad, little bit. One, 35, what you say? 170 boys, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey man. That's what it's called, so easy to break out. Yeah. That ain't probably the song, okay, C? That ain't. I love that. But we just fucked them ABCs up. ABCs. It's a nigga right now that can't do his ABCs right now. That shit makes you feel small. Like, what, bitch? What? I'm not two times, baby. Hit that shit again? What? Two times, two. Go. Six. Eight. What's C? I did it. Fuck around with that 12, bitch. One, four, three, six, ten, eight, ten, twenty, go. What? What's eight times two? Eight, two, sixteen. Okay. Okay. What's two times two? Two times two, twenty-four. Okay. Okay. What's two times four? Four, forty. Okay. What's nine times nine? That is eighty-one. Oh. Yeah. That's it. That's it. That's it. It all has to be eight. Four had to do the easy one. Do the fast. Awesome. Stupid shit. Ask him. Do the fast. All right. What's five times one? Ten. What's five times one? You talking about two, twenty. That's what they say about workplace. I ain't come here to take noretty as nigga. Fuck it out of my... Oh, don't get into it... Whatever it be, it's a Cold Hand Teacher. What do you wanna talk? See what we call the Hell Over Teachers. It's lui back on theнее. Hell Over Teachers. I've been, I've been one of the real teachers. I don't give a fuck. I've been told a little late, boy. I keep it real. Key acting like that, but you gonna be done for the rest of your life. She is. If I was a teacher every day, nigga, you would just see me. That's how much my kids love me. I'll be rolling that TV in. Nigga, remember that TV that was on the stand? What's up, kids? Welcome back to Mr. B. Glass. That's right, we gonna be watching New Jack City today. Show y'all kids what crack cocaine does to the body. Well, we gotta give some of these wrinkles. We gotta get some of these. Well, we gotta get some away. I will. Fuck, give them away. Let's sell them, nigga. This shit is high. You want to sell them? Let's give them away. What we gonna do? No, we gonna get it. Get that one to a girl with big titties. This is an extra large. Oh. Let me see. He's big titties. Fuck you, come on. I been got up out of the big. We giving away the teach, ladies and gentlemen. We got the two. Nig, that nigga say fuck with a real nigga, boy. This don't go with the running shoes, man. You gotta get some tennis shoes. You'll see this shit in Orlando. Skin me, my brother. You know what? You know what? We been showing a lot of love to the body. I'm gonna go up top and get this shirt to a monster up there. You got to go and pop. Yeah, well, I'm gonna go up there. Just text me when you get back. I'll see you tomorrow. Y'all boys, check it out. Wait, Mr. Boy. And then not gonna come back to two more shows, I go, what is this? But you better not go up there with one shirt. They'll beat the goddamn hell out of you. Yeah, yeah, they gonna jump you up. Take the hanger too, just in case. I need to find a woman with some big breasts. I found some. I need to find a woman with a chest like me. Where you at, guy? They got up, they like, I do. Hold on. I ain't got no tennis, I ain't got no tennis. I done gave away all the big backs. Ain't no more big back chance left. Where you at, stupid chance? Ain't no more left. Sit your big titty ass down. Ain't no more big titty shirts left. Ain't no more. All these is little mediums and shit. You can't beat this. That bitch got out the bed with the color in her pants. She got ass ass. What? No! You got a fat ass, boy. You know how to earn? Ain't none of this shit gonna fit you, ma'am. Ma'am, do you have an iron at home? No, you gonna have that iron in it. I don't feel like you know how to earn. It's yours. It's yours. It better be. You gotta go back. She got a fat ass. Let her tell you walk it off of her. She got them long nails. You know she ain't wiping that ass. Will, will, will, will. She ain't wiping all that ass. The nails too long. She missed the spot. You know she is. Your arms ain't any longer than to get back down that fat ass booty. Bet you four dollars that ass. Stick it right now. Right now. Oh, sticky booty. Who else, who else? Sicky booty ass. Hold on. Can you pass this back to the righteous black woman behind you? Hold on. We only got a few more left. He went in the second row. Gee, what size you up? What's up with that? Oh, that's not it. Too big. Too big. This a meter. She go. You are a submitted. Hold on, wait, wait. We got one left. I told y'all we need to get one of them gone. This is a lot. Niggas, y'all, niggas. Y'all should not be up right now. Come on, say this. There's no niggas she be standing up like. There's baby mama. There's so many niggas standing up right now. Okay, ladies. That baby mama's so fine. It's just because you walked up in it. Yeah, her baby daddy paid child support. That's how fine that bitch is. Let me see you. Give me a hug. Let me see if you're tennis. I don't know what them tennis is. Yeah, you're tennis just like mine. But if they need some shit. I felt her heartbeat, I felt it. Fuck what y'all ain't got. We're gonna get right all the shots. Talk about what they can't say what a fuck with y'all. We just, we just can't wait about $400 by a dollar worth of shit. No, he didn't. They don't know that. Well, what the fuck, bro? My bad, I should have let you sell it. I should have. Wicked out of people that mad. Hopefully it goes to the buzzer. Hey, boy, Chico been going for a little minute, boy. I told him. The nigga must have had to take out a thing, though. Where's my nigga Chico? Hold on, listen to this music, bro. I can't do that, my little buddy. This the music that be playing in the movie when the nigga trying to get some advice about this relationship. I'm telling you, brother, you need to go home, man. I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it. This that recovering addict music right here. I just need one more. I can, I can bounce back. You telling me you ain't got nothing? Real smooth. I'm gonna start eating pussy to jazz music like that. There'll be some good shit that you supposed to, wouldn't it? Well, crackheads are snout some sugar if you ain't got nothing. You got some sugar? They had a crackhead to do some old dangerous shit. Like smoking firecracker. You like, oh, he about to blow his lips. Oh, you said it's a new cigarette? Yes, it's a new one. This is dangerous, but when you fall ten, you don't give a fuck about that nigga lips. That nigga about to blow the mitches up. You didn't tell me it took that mitch. Yes, boy. He just got there. How about shooting crackhead lips off? Ooh, look how desperate those blouse are. Look at this shit, bro. Is that really Chico? It's another nigga with Chico hat on. Went to pee, didn't wash his hands. Little nasty nigga. Hands dry as hell. You ain't wash your hands. Real nigga only wash the hand that he touched his dick with. Yep, that's all I did. That's shit. I've been since he washed it all over right there. I do that shit all the time. Fuck, I wash it both of my hands for. I need to get some of my pocket. What's up, girl? You looking at me? Shout out to all the beautiful ladies ahead of night. It's more women in here. Why y'all late? He basically got a low 70s. They like, yeah, how am I? All right, well, let me say it again. Ladies, tune in. Shit, man. Guess what? I went to Narnia. We seen you. Oh, it's so great out there, man. What you see? All types of weeds and body shapers and blunts. Real niggas. Got your channel? My people, yeah, it's all good. I'm tired. My nigga, you swim, bro. Get some water before you fall out of here. You got your wallet? Let me see you on here, though, bro. You got your hair on. Yeah, I got my hair on there. You know, I keep this shit like a puzzle. Oh, here they be. Gotta shake it up. Yes, sir. Here they be twine. They be gonna come out. Yes, sir. Yeah, I ain't like ass. My bad. I meant to tell you, I ain't got booty. Oh, nigga. Sorry. Shit. That's the cost of saving the nigga life. You never know. Shit. You're gonna eat your ass and take the inhaler. That ass was trying to kill you. That's what they call an asthma. Come on, man. Hey, give me five. You can't walk away on that one. Give me five. I got that. But you put that one together. Yes, he did. Let's discuss it. Hold on. Y'all be eating ass? I ate a couple. Oh, one hand. Yeah, I'm not ashamed. You just don't do that. But if you eat pussy for real, you done did it a lot of times. You just don't know. It's because the pussy hole right there. The booty hole right there. Right. They next though, they're really the booty. Whoever y'all at you in, you in both of their yards. They share y'all. There's a thin line between pussy and ass. Yeah, they live in a duplex. Pussy stay upstairs. They really stay in the same house. They just, you don't never know. Whoever in the kitchen at that time, up there, it's the booty. Pussy stay upstairs. The ass in the basement. The ass. I'm telling you, anytime, if you eat a kitchen like that. Guess what, you in the pussy, now you in the ass. You in the pussy. Clock wise, counting clock wise and clock wise. That's how you get down there. All the fellas in the E.A. ass make some noise. Look at the right side. You in the motherfuckers is lying. And everybody in this one, that's why they don't fuck with y'all. They're lying in the back. How man, is the next floor in the E.A. ass ladies? I don't know, Corwin Orlando. You know, that booty sweat. Niggas think about it. They like, nah. I don't remember this bitch taking a wash up. Hey, Sharon right here. Y'all knew you was eating some ass earlier, wasn't you? Oh, yeah. Well, I'll fuck it up, bro. That's delicious. That's what white people do. They offer to eat your ass. You ever had your ass eaten, huh? Yeah. You don't have to put any seeds in them or anything. I already know how that tastes. Yeah. That's how black women get back at white men. They make them eat their ass. Y'all don't know that. Right after white. That's a secret in the black society. That's how they get back at white men. They make them eat their ass. They're like, oh, that shit y'all was doing back there. That's fine, dawg. Eat that ass. Eat that ass. Excuse me, sir. Gang gang, gang gang. You ain't here with a white woman. Let me ask you a question. Is he telling the truth that she make you eat her ass? He said that part. Yeah. What? You are eating the white woman's ass? If Martin Luther King would have heard that shit, he would have shot you his ass. We did not put you on a display. But you're using Negro mouth to eat Caucasian ass, my brother. As much as we've been through too much in your life. You are in a gang with running shoes, my brother. You are slowing down your metabolism, eating Caucasian booty, my brother. There's pork in it. Did you not know that there was pork in that white ass? It has just as much calories as bacon and sausage, my brother. Be quiet. You need to sit down. Don't be proud. Look at the white woman. Head up. Sit down, babe. You sit down. Oh, look at you. Listen to the bitch. My brother, my brother. Let me explain something to you. He's like, all right, big boy. You are the black man. You are the king. Even though you don't know how to do any things. You sit down. I sit down. Learn how to do this for you and your people, my brother. She bought the tickets. She says sit down. I got to sit down. You did not see the white lady when he said out, don't believe that. Who's up there and sees his own? Yeah, keep eating his ass, bro. His own stupidity. Keep doing your thing. Keep eating, whatever you're doing. I don't know. Shout out to all the dog women in here. Yes. Chocolate. Chocolate, Lorie. Chocolate, but that pussy pink. You like how? Yep. How is this so raw? That's her dog. I like them even darker than that. I like them with the purple pussy. It look like it been smoking weed. Oh, damn. I like them lips. I like when the lips hang out, they be like, ch. Yeah, me too look like that pussy about to say something. I be like, come on, spit it out. But I be wanting to know how come the pussy look like that and you ain't got no kids. Hey, they been taking a lot of dingalingalinga. I don't know. Maybe she's an athlete or something. Have been athletic, make your pussy lip fall? Yeah. No, that's for real. That pussy be up high. Where the pussy lips drop like nuts and we ain't know. Ladies just ain't telling us, bitch, my pussy lips dropped this morning. I done fucked around. I'm going to be late for work. My pussy then dropped a half an inch, bitch, damn. But that do make that Gucci fat, though. Like a little Kempto. I don't know. You like the Gucci lips, they be all up in there. You know how, like, when you get a bill and sometimes you take your time and you open up the envelope and it just be like just a straight line. And then sometime when you just rip that bitch open in and fuck it up, I think some of these pussy was open too fast. Hey, that's a good analogy. It makes sense, though. I can, yeah. You ever open a box to see if it was too fast? That shit don't even pull out the box right. Exactly. It's the same way you got to open up that pussy like a box cutter. See how you use your tongue as a box cutter? You just don't go in there and tip. Like, hold up, my nigga. You got to find the sauce by first. You like, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Nigga just did the tissy pop. You got to do the tissy pop. There we go, there we go. Open up there, guy, there you go. I don't want none of the ladies in here to be insecure about they pussy, though. Some of them crazy-looking pussies be good to them all the way. Yes, don't, what? What? Hell yeah. What? That's why it's crazy. Shit. Right. Pussy lips look like Dumbo. It is. That motherfucker hitting, though. Well, you ain't even hit another crazy-looking pussy. You wrap one of them long-ass lips and wrap it around. You can put some on that long lip on my dick. Really? Sometime that pretty pussy don't mean shit. You be like, ooh, that bitch got pretty pussy. I'm like, go crazy, man. You said that what? That pretty pussy don't mean shit. You know shit can be dry. It's all, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft. What's wrong? Bitch, you know what's going on. All right, go ahead, go ahead, all right, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Trying to get her pussy wet like trying to start a car with a dead battery. Try it again. Let me try it again. One more time. Oh, what you got? Grab your nipple. Let me see. Try it now. I grab your nipple. Try it now. Squeeze it, squeeze it to it. Let me see if it'll start. I just squeezed that choker. Pussy dry, then you got to put a condom on that. It's fritchy. You want to sit on fire or you fall down like that. The condom will let you know. But a condom will let you know. Yo, yo. You be trying to get in there with that condom on that bitch. This ain't even real. Why it sound like that? That pussy is dry. Then if you're doing that, then that's the thing though. That dry pussy, they be want to do all that move. You see, you be like, hey, hey, hey. This is not the time, OK? That shit hurt, OK? Tess, get off the bottom of your knee. Be moving, man. Don't do that. Put some goddamn sugar in your pussy or something. Somebody's going to be too rough with dicks. You ever had a bitch grab your dick too hard? Hey, what the fuck wrong with you? What you think this dick made out of? Teflon? Bitch, this is skin. This is a gun burn. This is a dick, not a skillet handle. Why are you squeezing this so hard? And ladies, stop going in for the dick. Who rough dick you been fucking with? What dicks don't work like that? Right, with the dry hands. Stop going dry hands. What's going on? Pulling a dick and shit. That shit hurts like a mother. Bitch, you got a callus? Right. You been in the gym all summer trying to work out. You got them calluses on your hand going with the dry hand. Pulling a nigga dick like, bitch, what are you trying to give me a goddamn skin disease? Guess what? What's going on? I had one girl who had eczema on her hands. Oh, my God. You and this bitch. I told her, bitch, you got to do with that eczema. You got to do it with no hands, bitch. On the inside or on the outside, I just didn't want her to touch it. I was like, bitch, you look like a lizard. I was about to say, you fucking with a bitch with eczema on the inside. I said, I don't know who fingers is that, but bitch, get them lizard fingers all about that. Look, Auntie in the front, like, I did not come here for this freak ass shit here. Yeah, she did. She perked up when we started talking about the fuck. It's right here on my part right here. She said, that's right, that's your husband right there? Your friend? Oh, it's my friend. It's my friend for years. How long y'all know each other? 30. 32 years. Ooh, that's what I said. 30, I'm cool. That's beautiful. You knew in high school, you're not going to have a name. He's not a name. Go ahead, y'all blood. Hey, I'm fooling her, because she's saying to keep it single. She knows I'm like, listen, nobody's supposed to know that. We love it. Y'all that came and sat in front of her. Oh, she got the feet lie off. It don't look like you just sold four nick bags. I love it, oh gee. Don't come around here no more. Ain't no goddamn dime. You know, I'm carrying no dime. Knickers only, baby. That one of them old niggas who got the new pistol. Come on my porch again. I'll shoot the shit out of you. No, not him. He got a revolver. Same bullets in it since 98. He shot a nigga in 96. Yeah, mother fucker, what the first two? You're going to catch the next three. Damn, she got AS. I followed her old school. Yeah, she did have an ass. She knows she's talking about it too. She knew exactly who else got an ass like that. Did you know what was going on? Yeah, ass, ma'am. Ma'am, did you know you had that much ass? You mean, ma'am, did you know you had that much ass? So when you was getting dressed, she was like, I'm about to take all my ass to the show. You know all of it. What's your adnist? You don't know what adnist is, ma'am? Who your PB, baby? Black, white, Mexican, man, what's going on? Adnist, what's up? Puerto Rican. They take care of niggas. They're Puerto Ricans. What are Puerto Ricans out in the building? They take care of niggas. That's what Puerto Ricans in. They take care of niggas. Puerto Rican take care of niggas. Who the fuck got to lie to a niggas and get over here? What? You mean to tell me all you niggas is Puerto Ricans? No, they just know somebody that Puerto Rican out. I don't know any clothes, though. I talked to the girl with the pink hat. She Puerto Rican for real. Y'all do. I'm telling them Puerto Rican women. Y'all, well, unless y'all need a place to stay or something, y'all take care of niggas. What the fuck did she say? She said... She said... She said... You know what I did for that day, Papa? I'm like, you're alright, man. Sambaza with... What do you talk about? You sound like Telemundo. Having been crazy. She was real Puerto Rican though. She couldn't help that she couldn't come out. Yeah, I... I did not know it was that many Puerto Ricans in this bitch. You're right, bro. That's it. Right now. Florida like to get away from everything. Everything. Then the Colombians... You want to go to the United States? Then you're like, look. Colombians, any Colombians in here? Damn. Ooh. Jamaicans. That is real. Listen here. Jamaicans? Let me tell you something. That is some of the greatest pussy. No, it's not pussy. It's poom-poom. Poom-poom. Poom-poom. You don't want to fuck the fat poom-poom. That's what you call it. She call it fat poom-poom. Hold up. I just got one request. Y'all got to shade that pussy. Please shade that pussy. Y'all be doing all that dance and that shit. Be harried in the bitch. You like, who you fucking are not? Not me. Poom-poom. They walk up on the niggas. Who they gonna fuck? They be like, they harry a poom-poom dance. Harry a poom-poom. You hear the call running away like, oh, move, bitch, move, bitch. No, leave the hell on mine. Let me know that pussy ain't been doing that. Let you know that's been open, bitch. Yeah, that pussy ain't been doing that. Leave the hell on it. No, they don't mean it ain't been open. I mean, leave your clothes and back up now. Let me put this shit back to nobody. Oh, no. The Bahamas, anybody from the Bahamas in here? I love the Bahamas. Man, what a Cuban thing. Cuban. What about Hawaii? Anybody from Hawaii? Niggas just making up shit now. Bitch, what the niggas from Africa at? This is what they say, right here, like it's just him by himself. That nigga went, ooh. Yes. What part of Africa? Liberia. Liberia. You as a motherfucker in a lie. You as a motherfucker in a lie. Liberia. Liberia. How long you been in America, gangsta? In your whole life? Fuck you, tell me, man. Liberia fucked up. Now you know it. He ain't got any life story. How long you been here? The whole time. The nigga went when he was a little boy. I got one picture. Look, me and Liberia. You know what they say? They had an airport. He had a connected flight. You know a nigga about to lie when he threw his hands up like that, too? How long you been here? Aw, shit. You know me, baby. Shit. You know. You want Liberia life for real? For real life, bro. I can go over there right now. I ain't got to know nobody but my family. You ain't got nobody over there. Look, she said, no. She said, no. You don't have to talk about Africa. Don't let him tell you anything. He's from the fucking Lakewood, okay? I want to go to Africa. The first thing I'm going to do when I tell Africa, I'm going to kiss the motherland. You going? Yeah. I know I'm going to wake up with an old bunch of dates on my lips, but it's okay. I'm going to kiss it. That's beautiful. I know it is. I've been to Egypt one time. But I ain't never been to Egypt. Yeah, I've been to Egypt. I've been to Egypt. What the mother for that? The pyramids, nigga. King Tut. All that. All that. That's some of the sexiest shit. Look, if a bitch can be cute up on some shit, I can't see her. Like, bro, I think she fine, bro. Yeah, they don't play that shit. Look at the way that bitch moved, bro. That shit ain't sexy, bitch. It'd be 110 degrees. You know hundreds of bitches can't dance. They like, uh. It'd be 110 degrees. They got sweaters on out there. They not playing. They not playing. They got whole sweaters. You'd be like, I bet that ass fat under that koogee. I'm telling you. It's not what it's called. What it's called? I don't know. No, I'm saying they really wear sweaters, not the koogee sweaters. They wear sweaters up under the shit? No, they don't all wear the shit. They all, some of them wear like sweaters, like koogee sweaters. But you know they say that's just part of the cause. You know how like I say, some people is like, to die for Christians, you know what I mean? You know how people like, they just say like some people more than don't do that. Don't do all that. Right. But I tell you one thing, they don't do that women showing the arm shit. Yeah. I was over there with a girl. She had her arms. She had like a, just a halter top on. You know, reckless shirt, the lady away in America. Boy, them Egyptian niggas was like, boy, I see your arm. They was like, I'm like, wouldn't you ask for a arm? Them niggas was, they was trippin' off the arm. They still to flirt with you, when I went to Dubai, they had them ladies. They was so far away. What the fuck? She still hit you with the eyes when you walked by. Please kind of say it. Let you know that they could go down. I love, I'm tall, okay, but I'm telling you, I don't have my few share with Muslims and I don't know. You didn't fight with some Muslims before? What? They are for free. They can't wait to take that shit off. You hear me? I thought you said, they are freaky. They're like some Muslim. Muslim? They can't wait to take that shit off. They can't wait to take that shit off. I didn't know. Boom, boom, pussy be so... Oh boy. Yes, sir. You see, I quite a guy to everybody like, wait a minute nigga, now. I'm on now. Yeah, my nigga, you just let me know how famous you really are. You ain't got to be famous. I wasn't famous. You ain't got to be famous. You ain't got to be famous. That bitch was ready to go to hell to get you some pussy, huh? That bitch was on the pill. That bitch wanted a zan, and I had it. Man, this bitch risking her after life to get you some pussy. You didn't make the whole feeling uncomfortable. I was like, hey, yo, chill, my nigga, ring. Man, I don't hold that shit up for her. I'm like, what do you want me to put this up? Most fucked up shit I have ever heard. This is it. And they ought to get him a five. She's like, right, in the name of Jesus. Give me a five. Man, I'm jealous. They ain't just walking around. Them folks just walking around scheming on who they want to fuck. They can't... Man, you fucked up, bruh. I was trying to help that nigga, but you can't. You can't help him. It's about life. She does, can't. Ooh, I know that pussy good. She got all her shit in order to. You think she ain't? Uh, this bitch got a house, a car, a credit card. You're like, bitch, you're not regular. She didn't know it was up my dick. Me talking about you beautiful, yeah. You know what I'm talking about? This bitch, I guess she's not. Nah, I don't know. Don't fuck with her. This bitch all the way up here. This bitch ain't got no house, no car, bed on the floor. This bitch... Don't fuck with her. This bitch got a minute free to rate it. This bitch got two caprisas. This bitch... This bitch got two caprisas. I don't take it both of these caprisas. This bitch... She said, don't shoot me like that. Nah, you can't fuck with her. She got that burgundy hat. That color right there. You're gonna take all the snacks. You're like, you're a fuck. This bitch got two caprisas. Just tell your social security number. God, so stupid you got two caprisas. We can tell niggas on Orlando ain't used to being out late. These niggas are there falling asleep. They're like, oh, lord, Jesus. Hey, relax it, bro. There ain't never been no love. This shit is nice to them. I'm sad, isn't it? They don't know. They don't know. You see the way my man was just up there sittin'. This nigga got his feet up on shit. He like, shit. Now, you know niggas up there stuntin' on that girl. See, babe, when you fuck with me, you get exclusive shit. Ain't nobody up here. Each and every... I would love to hit that nigga next week. Yeah, we went to the little show and shit, right? Yeah, man. Me and my lady, we was up there. We ain't a little boofish shit. We wasn't down there with everybody. Oh, bro. Now they said we're real player, man. We had some fruit and all that old type of old fuck shit, bro. That's exactly how you're gonna explain it. How much was it? We ain't gonna get it in all of that. We ain't gonna give what she call it. Anything for my baby, though. She had a good time, so to me, old money ain't a thing. Look at the special nigga over here by himself. Look at this, the cool man. Look at that nigga right there. He ain't gonna tell you that Mcezo does only for a time limit. You gonna sit right there for an hour because they want him at the radio, so enjoy. Hey fellas, let me give you some game right quick. If you see your partner, he out with his girl and he speak to you real loud. Nigga, don't go over there. You look like you want some fruit. Watch the end of what you might say. Like if you out, you see a nigga out with him later. He be like, I ain't my nigga Chico. He's getting fruit, man. He don't want you to come over there. He don't want you to come over there. He might be lying on you. Man, try to get cute. You see, you can't be eating fruit with that girl. Just came from the bathroom. Ain't wash her fucking hands. Oh, don't do it like that, Carlos. She washed her hands. Let me see. No, the fuck she didn't. Go touch her hands. I bet you they still got them. They ain't wet. I bet you that. Let me see. I can tell if you wash your hands. Turn them around. They like to add dry. Yeah, she wash them. They add shit a little bit. That means she wash the lotion off. Yep. Ain't no way to add dry. That mean they been add shit because they couldn't have got add shit that fast. Shit, nigga. That won't fall. I know I took it. The bathroom way back there. That shit is fall. That shit is fall. You tell if you dealing with an old nigga or a young nigga. By what type of fruit you laid it. If you eat some shit like this, and cantaloupe. That's the nigga you want. Really? Don't nobody even like cantaloupe. That's some old shit. You got to be turned on to cantaloupe. Bill, see how that shit come out. That just ain't no regular fruit right now. You know what I'm saying? Man. You got to turn down the cantaloupe. The cougar turn you on. Baby, get some of that cantaloupe. If you see a hood bitch eat some cantaloupe and she don't got that salt with her, don't even fuck with it, bro. What type of salt? That bitch put salt on the cantaloupe, I'm telling you. Some salt? Salt. Nah, that bitch got diabetes right there. That bitch trying to eat you, bro. I don't know if it's that thing. Is it Puerto Ricans? Is it y'all that do the mangoes and shit like that? That's just all Hispanic people. Nah, but the way the man them motherfuckers, the way they eat them motherfuckers, juice be running down the arm. Baby, papi, you want a beer? Nah, I'm good, papi. I don't ever leave Florida without buying me some oranges off the freeway. What you saying, nigga? I buy fruit from people who sell it on the corners around her. For real? Yeah, yeah. That be the real fruit right now, though. Look, nigga, agreeing and styling here. Yeah, that shit juicy, bro. That's the only orange I ever had with real orange juice in it. I was like, don't know, where they getting this shit? I'm gonna tell you what a real fruit is. Niggas don't need no nigga. From that old deacon at the church, nigga. I'm telling you. Selling fruit at the church. Real church selling fruit, nigga. What type of fruit was the deacon selling? Niggas real, nigga, they got cases and shit. Got cantaloupe? Got what? Look at that. What's up, nigga? What's up, deacon? He sell it. That nigga sell it. Got watermelon, got cantaloupe. Ain't no strawberry. That a push-ass shit. Uh-uh. They got grapes. Not really. Not even the green grape. Old grape. Purple grape. The ones with the seeds. They tell you that. Don't do them green grape. Need to do the purple grape. Now, if you want some green grape now, I got some muscadine for you now. Let me get some muscadine. I got some muscadine. Now you can't eat too many now. They make your lip burn. Don't do muscadine. Can't eat? Yeah, that's a real downside. You don't know nothing about the muscadine. You don't know nothing about the muscadine. Hey, I went to a restaurant in Orlando. What's it called? Judy's? Call who? Judy's. What's it called? Judy's. Which side of town is that on? Whoo. Y'all get it in over there, don't you? Where's the hoodest part of Orlando? Yeah, you're gonna get these niggas. The front, west side, east side, west side, nigga. Well, I don't know which side that, I don't know which side of Anderson Street on, but I rode down there, motherfucker. It was hood over there. Hey, when you asked that question, the niggas said over there by Judas. High heels. Look at the white people. They're like, yep, I know no parts of that right there. Hey, whatever that niggas said must have been really fucked up because the nigga on the bottom was like, don't go over there. High heels that bad? High heels? Look at her. She's like, no, no. It's okay. It's okay. Niggas get shot every three months. It's okay. She was defending that shit in the back. It's not that bad. Some people got hit, but then nobody died. They always make it seem like, look, let me tell you how dangerous your neighborhood is. If you can go to the store, your neighborhood ain't dead. You can walk to the store. Yeah, if you got a store and walking this and that shit fucked up. No, no. Especially if you got that set up where it'd be two gas stations directly across the street. That's some ghetto ass shit. You can smash it on one side of the gas station and be beefing with niggas across the street. That's how serious it is. When niggas hang out at the gas station now, that just means they don't have nowhere to go. Let me tell you how you know your neighborhood. That doesn't mean it's dangerous. Those niggas be weighing on other niggas like, hey, where you going? Where you going? You know you're in the hood. If they got more shit behind that glass, they got in the actual store. You see that shit at the store point? Everything behind that goddamn glass. Baby diapers, wipes. The bad niggas. Spaghetti. Everything. Bro. No, no, no, no. You say you want to switch this here? Right. That one. This here. Right in the switcher. This here? No. What are you telling me? Which one? I don't know. Can you open the window? No, no, no, no. No, open the window. Tell me. Bro, my momma's staying down on the street. Bro, I've been trying to fit his butt. They tell me what you need. Swisher. Swisher. Swisher. Swisher. Swisher. Go get that guy in the ring. Go get that guy in the ring. Go get that guy in the ring. Hey, hey, hey. Swisher. Yeah, the switcher. Turn around. That one. That one. This here? Yeah. That one. Oh, how many of you? Give me two of them. One, two. You got some, oh, you got some Zantac. Zantac? Down here. Zantac. Hey, my man. Hey, my man, how much is this? One second. I must find Zantac. Oh, go, man. Man. I'm trying to give it to you. Okay, I have two Zantac in this. Zantac in this. How much is this? This is it. 42 for 99. That's 2, 4, 6, 2, 4, 7, 7, 2, 2, 4, 9, 2, 4, 6, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 9, 4, 2, 1, 2, 3, 2. It's 2, 4, 4. Oh, you, over there. That's $6. And now you. It's 4, 2, 2, Zantac. Most people don't buy Zantac. Oh, give me a second. It's going to be $15. Who? $15. $15 for two Swissers and some Zantac? It's going to be $15, you know what I'm saying? Why won't you fucking talk to me, bro? I want to stop all the time. No, you come in all the time. You give me a problem all the time. You give me a problem all the time. It's $15. Bro, I knew you love your motherfucking tongue, bro. What are you going to do? You're not going to do this. You stupid bitch. You stupid thug bitch. Hey, bro, get the job out of the job. Fuck, nigga. Fuck around, nigga. You a stupid bitch. You a stupid dumb bitch. Get that bitch. Fuck around, nigga. Fuck around, nigga. You don't scare me, bitch. You don't scare me, bitch. Let me out of the door. Let me out of the door. Let me out of the door. You a stupid bitch. Let me out of the door. No. Let me out of the door. No. Let me out of the door. Not stupid bitch. But nigga only let me out of the door. Stupid bitch. You know what? I am in this gang for this one. I am in friend. My friend is this guy. This guy here. He kicked your ass. Get out of my store. Let me out of the door, bro. Let me out of the door. You're not going anywhere. You'll tell you give me $15 first. You think you can make me boss it? Fuck, nigga. First of all, don't talk to me this way. You want to switch it or not? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? Let me tell you something. I am in real talk. Real talk. Real talk. As a man, bro. As a man, bro. Who been living in this community for about 20 some years, bro. Real talk. Let me tell you something, bro. The reason why I ain't nobody touch this stuff is because of us, bro. You feel what I'm saying? You got to respect the community, bro. If you don't respect the community, we'll fuck this motherfucker up, bro. I am very, very afraid. I am so afraid of you and the people. Oh, you're going to fuck up my store, but next thing you know, you want udon and udon for a kool-aid? I am not afraid. I am not afraid of nothing that you say. So you give me $15 or you give the fuck it back there? I'm trying to leave. You won't let me go. Okay. Or give me $4 then. You should have said it the first time, bro. We went in with you all day. Man, you don't have to fuck with you. I see you next time. What are you doing? I think you don't have to go. Bro, you ain't crazy, bro. That's real. I'm not cheating, man. Nigga don't be one to do abduld wrong, bro. Nigga be like, bro, he tripping, bro. Say let him live, bro. You be like, no, bro. Abduld about to get his ass up. Well, abduld, bro. You don't know how many times I'm going to shut up, dude. Shit up. Everybody got that store in the community that you go to. I'm talking about to choose a little boy. I mean, you been stole out of there and everything, man. That's your community store. You argue abduld all day. But let a nigga that's not from around there come in and try to argue abduld. Nigga, the whole neighborhood come out. Leave part, man. Leave cut low, man. They a good nigga, man. He gave me a free bag of Doritos when I was six years old, bro. I fucked you up. Crazy part about a nigga all back up. Nigga, the nigga ain't be a cool-ass damn dude that's all free. Appreciate abduld, you see a nigga. Fuck nigga. Let me... Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let bag go, let bag go, let bag go. You know, bro, right now? You scream? No, no, no. Hey, hey, this is, this is. No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's see what he does. Let's see what he does. Excuse me. Excuse me, my friend. You've been walking around my store for a long time. You not pick up nothing. Could you please tell me? You're making me feel suspicious. But you please, please, please, don't touch it. Nobody gonna stay in that little dirty ass store, bro. You scream? Wait, wait, wait one second. You really ain't got shit in here. Wait one second, wait one second. Excuse me, my friend, I don't want to have no problem. Okay? So please, will you please tell me what you need? Man, what a little fucked nigga that's sad, bro. Excuse me? The little fucked nigga that's sad. Like, don't do something. You are disrespecting the gang. Okay. D.C. What's the order you go? Come, come, come, come, come, come. You scared? I'm straight, see? I'm straight, too? Wait, wait, wait. I'm straight. There is a guy there, right? Look at me, look at me. There is a guy there. Right. Okay? I, you know, I take care of you. I take care of you. You see that? And I got down before you. I need this space to do what we do. You come here. I don't bother you. You come here to serve you this. You feel it? What if I'm gonna talk to me? I need you to handle all this stuff. Okay, okay. I'll do. Said this out, right? Do it, do it, do this. Do it for a friend. You seen him with some money? Yeah, he has put the money. Rapper, rapper. So do this. Yo. Act like you need money. Yo. Hold on a minute. He's gonna get back with you. What's up? You straight? You go straight. You straight. I got weed, too. So look. Tanez rap. And do you got change. For a hundred. Oh, we all 100, right? When you come outside, when you come out with some shit. I like it. Excuse me, my friend, I'm so sorry. Yeah. That is my friend. He praises him. He is my family. But what do you need? As a matter of fact, I see you have a lot of money in your pocket. I was wondering if you can give me change for a hundred dollars. Get the fuck out of the car. Get the fuck out of the car. All y'all fucking get out of the car. All y'all get out of the car. Because I have changed it. Pay attention to me, my friend. Pay attention to me. Get out of the car. Get out of the car. Pay my friend, please. Do you have changed for a hundred dollars? Get out of the car. What's in this purse? I ain't got no change, bro. You're a broke-ass bitch. Nobody should know. What are you doing? This is the money. We got to hear about outside. We already got them later. Oh, my friend, my friend. Hey, my friend. Are you opening candy without pay? Are you opening candy without pay for? I ain't opening them, bro. I see you candy in your hand. Get the fuck out of my store. Get the fuck out. Go that way. Matter of fact, make sure you walk that way. They come. Sure you walk that way. Walk that way. La Birdie coming. Yeah, you got to get his ass. La Birdie coming. Hey, La Birdie, you still want that weed? Thoughtin' it. Get it off. Thoughtin' it. Yes. Get it off. Bring him back. Bring him back in the store. Bring him back in the store. Bring him back. This is the nigga, Abdul. You know what? You know what? I usually don't do this, DC. But I come from behind the glass for this one. Keep your hands up. You ain't fucking with Abdul. Keep your fucking hands up. You know what the fuck you at, boy? You ain't no land dog, boy? Listen. Listen here. Look at me when I talk to you. I go to fail you, man. No, nobody cares. Look at me when I talk to you. Look. You come to my store. You disrespect me and my gang. So this is what I must do. Stop all that crying, bro. You just want to cry before gangsta don't beat girl. Sound like a seal. Okay. Stop your crying. Okay. Hands up, bro. I can't see your motherfucking hands. This is what I do. You make me come from behind the glass. I don't do this ever, okay? So you have a lot of money. Look. Look at me. Look at me. I want you to buy watch. No mobile. Okay. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Let me, let me make it. Hands up. Niggah, hands up, nigga. I want you to buy watch. I don't do this for anybody, okay? I want you just for you. I usually charge a whole lot of money for this. So what I need you to do is give me all money you have. All of it. I'm talking about the money in your account, the money you fill in my business. All of the money. I give you what you give me money. Deal. Deal done. Hey, man. Pen number four, nigga. You heard him. He's 85, 85. 85, 85. 85, 85. Y'all ain't shit. Y'all ain't shit. Y'all ain't shit. This is the second time y'all didn't rob me on this goddamn show. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm the robber. I'm sorry. I can't get robbed. I can't do this. I was just saying you said them niggas didn't hypothetically rob to me, nigga. What are y'all trying to say? I'm trying to say is you got to choose your friends. Why are they? Did you rob me for real? I would never rob you. You're my brother, nigga. We go to brother's. I won't rob you, but you got to be aware of shit like that. You got to know when the robbers are around. You know? Let me tell you something. If a nigga do this too many times. The fuck, DC? Nigga, you was eating in there and shit, man. What's your face, though? Candleau? Man, this shit takes time. See, you probably picked the one up that had the flower on it. See, I put that one to the side. That's worse than that's robbing Carlos. Nigga, you just gonna let me eat the guy. Oh, you saying what a robber's that? They ain't it. You ain't it? Black people look at shit before they put it in their mouth. Nigga, you got the, uh-huh, uh-huh. Are we good to go? You're saying that robbers was looking at y'all robbing? No. That was critiquing that shit. You ain't supposed to do that. Crazy for... Nigga's robbing in there taking notes, nah. He should have took two steps instead of four. That's what make the alarm go off right there. Them niggas ain't never been like that. All right, now, all the real robbers, what I did right here. They ain't gonna say shit. I ain't set it up right there. I robbed the niggas when he came with it. Come on, man. In the car. I had to get them out the car. Uncle, I been talking to everybody out the car. Listen, DC, the only nigga in here that know what it is is OG. Come on, man. He knew. You said you ain't to get them out the car. You ain't to get them out the car, right? Well, he said shit. I used to do motherfuckers like that all the time. In the 70s, nigga. Shit, I been robbed. The motherfucker had some smoky robbers in playing in the background. He thought shit was sweet. I pulled that baby, let's prove it. I had a six-shooter down here. The motherfucker got out of here. He had a cold suit on, kind of like that one, but a little bit smaller. I lifted it off the six-shooter. I said, hey, Jack, get your silly ass on the goddamn ground before I turn your muck ass upside goddamn down. And he did it. He did it. He did it. He did it. He did it. What do you say he's gonna do to the nigga, man? He said, hey, get your silly ass on the ground, job turkey. Fuck, this ain't my job, but tonight I'm gonna work it, work it, motherfucker. Yeah. Then I got him. I sure did. That shit, man. We have flash bands. I'd be able to stop playing because nigga think I'll just be fun and if we all right. I'm gonna tell you. You think I'm playing, nigga? He be like, yes, I honest nigga do not believe me. Fuck. I don't know if the people in here have ever been robbed before. That's some scary shit, boy. It is. When another crazy nigga got the gun, that bitch looked bigger. Tell the truth, man. Huge. But when the nigga got a gun on you, that motherfucker, this big, man, lay that motherfucker down, my nigga. Like, where did this nigga give that shit? Look, huge as hell. I swear with four niggas, they had four guns. You're like, this nigga had a 380. No, he didn't. It's just that what makes me, what's the worst part about a robbery is that you lose all control of the situation. This motherfucker can come in and request you do all types of shit because he got the gun. You got to be compliant, nigga. Hey, fuck, nigga. Hey, hey, take your hat off, nigga. Put your shirt over your head like a motherfucker and dolphin. That means he ain't know what the fuck he was going in there to get. Exactly. But still, he got a pistol. A dolphin? Yeah, nigga. Yeah, nigga. Yeah, nigga. Yeah, nigga. Yeah, nigga. That move like a dolphin, nigga. Yeah, move like a motherfucker and dolphin. Nigga's so stupid, he going all the way to the door. All right. No, stop trying to get away, fuck, nigga. Stop trying to get. We're against the nigga. You just know how to act under pressure. It's called pressure. No, it's just, it's real. That pressure is some serious. You ever been into some real shit? That shit is like, it's warm as hell. It's like, it's pressure right here. And you just got to handle it. You know what I'm saying? I done been up all this real hard. I got robbed. It was three niggas. They was robbing another nigga. The nigga who was at the door, he was like, no, bro, not him. He's great. Nigga was so happy. I wanted to start helping the niggas. Oh, okay. I'm about to say they like, he want us to get that fault, nigga. He did. Damn, that scared the bitch to be like, come on, help, drop him. Them niggas was out. Hey, they out here. Y'all be scared. You better go get beat up, bitch. Say what? I'm here one time. I had done kind of like orchestrated a robbery one time. Oh my God. Don't confess. No, something like excuse me. I don't have nothing to give up. Don't talk about this. This is stop it. You're going to cause a problem. Yes, you are. Look, you're a DC young friend. Fuck you mean talking about robbery. No, I'm talking about that back in the day. No, you see, listen, there is no such thing back in the day. You see what happened to Cosby? You see what happened to Cosby? That was back in the day. That was like back then, back then. Either way, I was right. So he came back. Father, it's just your mouth. Guess what? Guess what? Guess what? What do you say? All right. After the voice, I can't do it no more. That nigga ain't your friend. When you the niggas in the paint. For me, everybody, this is a clown who's going off a perk right now that she didn't kick the end. Shout out to everybody in here who eat these. This is an edible. I forget what the lady name is who made it. All right, y'all keep eating that shit. You don't know what's in it. Yeah, I would say this in a different time now. You can't do that. From the bottom of my heart, salute to everybody in here that's gassed enough to eat one of these and still live your life. God bless y'all trying to get y'all on that shit, man. God bless y'all. Y'all keep smoking the pre-roll. Keep eating all this shit. You don't know what's in it. Y'all is going to be fucked up. Niggas is like, man, it's weed. You like it's weed. They like, yeah, no it ain't. It's weed, cocaine, heroin, a little piss. Anything. Anything. Y'all niggas just eat that shit, man. You just turning to a monster. I'm telling you, it's a, it's a, I'm telling you you might fuck around and get that shit and go deaf, nigga. I can't fuck with the edibles. This nigga, this nigga, this nigga Carlos, this nigga Carlos. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute, nigga. What is up? Oh, calm down. Hey, DC, DC, chill, boy. What the fuck wrong with you, dog? Hey, chill out, boy. You straight, man. You straight. You straight. You straight. Look at me, boy. You just high. Chill. You just high. Come on, boy. You just high. Listen, listen, listen, listen. You gotta chill. I can hear you, nigga. I can hear you. Chill. I chill. Shit. The police, bro. You gonna make it high. I don't get this, nigga, man. Hey, boy. You don't need your phone. Where you going? Where you going? Get them up. They call 911. Right now. Put this shit up. DC, DC, you just ate the edible, bro. You good. You good. Bro, you tripping, tripping, bro. Listen. Hey, look, look, look, drink some water. What nigga's not doing that? Drink some water, bro. Drink some water. Drink some water, my nigga. Drink some water. Drink some water, bro. Drink some water. Drink some water. Drink some water. Fuck you. Sit down, my nigga. Sit down, boy. Boy, I told you not to get that nigga this shit, man. The fuck, though? Here you go with this shit, bro. We got a shit under this wall. You got to chill, but stop. First of all, you just high. Chill out. You just high. Stop crying. Relax, my nigga. Chill. Chill. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Bro, bro. DC, we in Orlando right now. Bro, chill out, my nigga. Listen, DC. Listen. Watch this. Watch this. Orlando. Let DC know he okay. Just tell him he okay. Say y'all. Y'all ain't shit. Y'all ain't shit. As a group, as an audience, whoever didn't participate, you ain't shit. Hey, chill out. Got to chill out. Listen. Hey, yo, my guy, I'm telling you, you high. You tripping like a motherfucker and I don't know why. All you got to do is chill and drink a little. Boy, think about your daughter. It's okay. Oh shit. The cantaloupe got weed in it too. My bad, bro. Yeah, he did. Because the couch got weed in it. DC, DC, you remember bozo? You remember bozo? Do you remember bozo? Do you remember? You remember this, right? You remember him? You good? He's straight. He coming down now. He getting straight. You are okay, but you just high off the editor. Watch this. Say it again. Watch this. Watch this. The hoe's about to come. Get him hoe about to come. Oh, that nigga's straight, bro. I don't even know why he took us through all that, bro. You got some real ass homeboys. If you say that, like, nigga, some hoes about to come through and they jump up and they help you straighten the crib back out. Them some real partners right there. They want to see you succeed, my nigga. Oh, now, we just want to head back because, you know, he ain't got nowhere to go. And that's his only thing that he's contributing to the pot. It's a cleanup. Got the white people at this show tonight, so you know we getting a five-star review on Yelp, nigga. Well, we get good. They knew about that damn shit. I know about that damn shit. We came to fuck with the people up top, so they do their heroin. They get deaf. That's it. That's another Haitian flag. Is that a Haitian flag or a Mexican flag? Nigga, that's it. That's it. Don't get on that meth. It can't hear a thing. Look, that's Mexico. They just got to sign with us. See you in our Mexico. Shout out to all the Hispanic people. We fucked with y'all. We love y'all. Fuck that motherfucking wall, nigga. You said it. Fuck that wall. Nigga shit. I don't know what y'all gonna do, but, you know, black people, we don't agree with the way they treat y'all. If y'all gonna ride, just say something. Let us know. Fuck that. Yeah, let us know. We'll go down there with you. Yeah. We fucked with y'all. I mean, if y'all gonna ride, let us know. Just know. It's a lot of Uber drivers. Just get in the Uber. We'll drop y'all that stuff. We got you. That's the new ride. What? You don't need no way. You gotta feel like no job. Hey, my nigga, you ever had to cancel the Uber because that bitch was too close to you already? I know. Now, give me somebody six minutes away. I don't trust a nigga too close. I can't, I can't say a ride cause a nigga look suspicious. Nigga look suspicious. I don't give a fuck. Nigga look just like me. Nope. Now won't be no DC coming to pick me up, motherfucker. No, no, no. Hey, you ever call an Uber to try to tell them how to get to where you at? That be them A-Rab. That be them B-R-B. I do it. What you said? Make a laugh. Where you, where you? You done passed me. You gotta come back. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You don't say right. I come to the place I'm here. It says arrive at destination. You down the street. Look at your GPS. I look. You went too far. It said 1965. You down in the 20s. Come back. Well, you don't say on the message. I'm sorry. You have to meet me. Okay, you walk down. Walk down. You got the car. Come to me. Walk down. This nigga got the car. I want me to come to him. Walk down. This nigga can't get to me quicker. Walk down street. I can't do it, bro. I'm not from down here. Can you come? You went down too far. All right, check this out. I'm looking at the GPA, right? If you keep going, make a right, then make another right on the B-I side. Hold on one second. Going down the street. Make a right. Another right. Hello? What do you say? I missed it. I say go down the street. Make a right. Then another right. Okay. I'm going to cancel right now. I'm sorry. You have to get another right. I can't come. You speak too fast for me. I'm sorry. Come on, bro. Please, bro. Come on, bro. Don't cancel a right, bro. You're the only nigga I got right now. Oh, no. I saw this from you. Hey, you're the only nigga I got right now. Please don't cancel a right, bro. Nigga, please. No. Hey, DC, the nigga can't cancel a right. Oh, yeah. Another nigga pull up right. Excuse me. Yes, I am looking for DC. DC, we look for DC. Nigga cancel, and then you call another one. Yeah, this is DC, right? Where are you? I'm here. Is this your stand-up corner? Blue jeans, blue shirt? Did you choose? Can you please put your hands just like some? Is this you? Yes. I don't want to put that nigga to do that shit, too. Nigga, see me and just hit the gas. Pull off one of you. Hey, when they see you, they'll drag you out by your head. That's going to show you how much the world is trying. I was like, bro. Nigga, you grew up with your parents telling you don't ride with strangers now. That's all you do. Nigga, call them off. What? I don't know who that nigga is driving the car. You don't give a fuck who it is either. You just like, nigga, I need your car, nigga. Fuck that. Right. Scoot over. I needed to get to that. I said this yesterday we was in Tampa. Nigga with a suspended license in Tampa picked me up in the Uber and was honest about it. He said, hey, bro, my shit's suspended, but shit, we straight. Anybody could be an Uber driver right now. I even applied. Yeah. I clock in as soon as I leave this bitch, too. Hold up. That nigga drive Uber. He said, we all about the money. You're an Uber driver. If you drive for six hours a week, nigga, you get paid. You're an Uber driver, my nigga. Yeah, you are. He feel like he application right now. He like, you're up, Jason. William. That nigga sitting in here at the show, canceling rides right now. Nope. Ain't gonna be available till they do. They got a small car. Nigga trying to be an Uber XL. Nigga, you can't do that. Nigga, they won't, they won't even allow nigga to be an XL. Because you put your venom in. Nigga, they know what kind of car you got. Nigga, a hybrid. Tell me, he want to be an Uber XL. Nigga, you ain't no XL. You in an electric car. Nigga said he getting all the money. He get all the Uber poo money. That is that shit right now. Hey, DC, you call that nigga tomorrow. Bruh, what you up to? Shit, out here chasing a check, nigga. He literally chasing a check. Getting the Uber. Out for an Uber, because my motherfucker really began right off my cousin, the Uber driver. I'm like, cuz, how much you get paid a week on that shit? And she's like, you know, if I really put my eyes in, I'm like, bitch, if you get up and get in your car, how much you getting paid? Motherfucker, shit. How much you got to clock in? Bitch, you clock in. When you crank that bitch up, stop playing. I ain't how I work. Tell mother, I put my eyes in here. Bitch, stop playing, bitch. Yeah, Uber, if you get some rest. If you get some rest, that's my money. They getting real niggers. So I had a nigga in Uber ask me for some cash so he can get some gas, my nigga. I knew you got a 10 on you. I'd turn this bitch off and take you where you need to go. I really need some gas. No bullshit. I'm being honest with you. Cash app, whatever. I don't think he has had a ride to get some gas, man. I can't see a thing right now. I can't see that bitch. You give me what you can. And then you put too long to be like, hey, bro, let me get some gas. That's the way you ever believe that niggas would be on the outside of Walmart. Excuse me, sir. Have a real shit, DC. Hey, I don't fuck with them niggas who be outside of Walmart. Be outside of Walmart. Excuse me, sir. I'm so sorry. Hey, man. I usually don't ask for anything, man. But I really just, I'd stay all the way in a pop cup, bro. If you could just, if you could just give me a couple of dollars, bro, just to get back to them. I just need, anything helps, bro. I just want some gas. I just want some gas. I got my whole family in the car. Look, then it'd be the white lady with the kids and shit all in the van. I thought you was talking about them niggas who be like, excuse me, sir. Excuse me. Can you give me a couple dollars for my basketball team? Because we trying to go. Oh, I like them niggas. Man. I like them niggas. I see a gift. I'm like, I don't do that. I fuck with them. I fuck with your basketball team. Hey, man. That's what I say to them. I'm like, hey, man, keep it 100. Y'all niggas ain't got no basketball team. Do y'all. They be like, fuck now, bro. We trying to hustle. You know, we could be out here robbing niggas, bro. But I had a niggas walk up on me with a little a jersey. But we just trying to, trying to do a raise a little money. Fish and shirt, little bro. I said, you gonna want a bigger jersey about niggas. That what you did. No, but that's the reason I ain't get a niggas no money. It came up. Excuse me, sir. You give me some money for my basketball team. I was like, nigga. I just want a little dollar. What grade is you in? You got a tattoo on your neck. I'm not giving. You a grown-ass man. Hey, man, I still get a tour. It's the hustle, like, it's the, you know what I'm saying? Like, nigga, you got to have some bottles to walk up on them all for the ass for some money. Oh, niggas get gangsta dependent on the city you go to. Salute to Baltimore niggas. You go to Baltimore. Them niggas will wash your windows at the light, even if you don't want them to, with the spray bottle. You have to like, shit, a nigga just walk up. That'll be $5, dude. Like, nigga, I ain't ask you to do that. Hey, but it's not. But like you was saying, it don't take no, it don't take shit to walk up on people and ask them for money. I got to offer this nigga so heartless. We at my grandma funeral, everybody's sitting around crying. This nigga just get up in the middle. Yeah, uh, I know everybody's sad and shit, but uh. I was just wondering if I can get a couple of dollars. I'm trying to get me some cigarettes. From everybody? Whoever, I'm, I don't give a, whoever. You tell me, I know everybody's sad and all. I know everybody's sad. The family is going through it right now. The whole family. Hey, man, that's the most humbling you'll ever see a nigga when they need some money from you. They need to get extra humble. Hey, Carlos. It's a tone. I be like, no. You already know it's coming. Carlos. Uh, hey, man. What do you want? Hey, no, DC, DC. Hey, man, hey, man, look, look, first of all, I just want to, time out, bro. First of all, first of all, first of all, I just want to say I'm proud of your success, my name. I've been doing this shit for seven years. You just not telling me this shit. Yeah, I mean, I mean, I've been going through a lot, though, bro. And you know, man, you know, shit fucked up, man. You know what happened, Lord John. It's been fucked up. Yeah, I know. But listen, listen, like, look, man, I ain't trying to get your business to land on you. But, but, I was just wondering, all right, if, let me just stop, man, look at me. Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. Time to get to the top, because you whispering. No, because I don't want my man. I don't want my man to know what I got going on. It's a scene like you don't want me to know what the fuck you got going on. I mean, I, I, I got you. I got you. But look, look, look, look, look. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Look, look, look, look, look, look. I was just wondering if you can just give me a couple of dollars, man. I got, you know, I'm late on the rent, man. And they tripping. They said they're going to sit me in the babies out, man. I just need a couple dollars, man. Damn. They said they're going to put the babies out. Yeah, the babies. You know a little man, a little man talking in there. Hey, John John, John John, John John. How are you? You talking to me when you're late? Yeah. Damn. Hey, John John. Let me, let me see what he's talking about. Come on, John. Come on, John. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. See. How's it going to happen right quick, John? How's it going to happen? I know your situation. You know, you ain't going to have you out there, you know. What's up, Coo? What's up? How you doing? What's up? I see you, you know, you see, but you got a new phyllis. You ain't playing. No, but I love it. Shit. Uh, hey, you got, what you got on your right? Money, money, money? Nah, you know, I said, you know, I said, baby, you know, you know, shit, you know. You got your ass. Shit, I didn't need a little song. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Little song. Just little song? What do you got? What do you got? What do you mean? What do you need? What do you got here? What do you got here? What do you got here? What do you got here? I thought we just went out and got some heart. No, I got two. You know, you got my favorite cunt. You mean Sir E. Yeah, just think right there. Right there. Hey, hey, hey, that's why you, you. Hey, that's why you, you. Hey, you, you. They're crazy. That make a real boy. This ain't going to, he's saying, go look out for a girl, look. I ain't talk to her, you know, cuz, ain't finna put me on. Hold on, hold on. First of all, first of all, you know, you know I fuck with you, right? You know I fuck with you hard. Right. Listen, I'm going to tell you like this. Right. My man over there. Right. That nigga ain't right. Oh, don't I have a child? Uncle Charles ain't right, bro. First of all, I don't know if you know this. I don't know if you know this. I don't know if you know this, but it's between me and you. Right. Of a, of a night, right? We over there, you know, we smoking a little blood and shit. I say, man, I'm so proud of my man, DC. You know, that's the point. He was like, man, fuck that nigga. Fuck you, man. And then he got to know to use your slogan in the disrespect. So I'm just saying, watch yourself, bro. Watch yourself, bro. I'm glad you don't think of me. You don't know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I got you. Yeah, I got you. Yeah, I got you. And she ain't even saying nothing. Yeah, I got you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know, I got, but you know what? Since you, since you gave me that love, you know what I'm saying? Go. Get with it. Get with it. Right. Get what I got for you. What you got? I got an album apart. If you run down the street, highway at a fire, that she'd be busy than a motherfucker. Go ask somebody. She'll call. Why call? Why you crying? Why call? Hey, man. Call. Watch yourself around that nigga, man. Oh, it's cool. I don't know who that nigga, that nigga you were talking to. Watch yourself around that nigga, bro. Y'all a nigga family. Why y'all acting like y'all don't know each other? No, tell me, brother. Hey, the other night, we smoking a blunt, right? Right. I don't fuck with a buddy like that. He came over to the crib with nothing. You know, I don't fuck with him at all, like that. And he said, hey, when you get a chance, you're going to do something dirty to you. Well, he's going to do something dirty to me. That's on the fabric. You bullshit. Niggah on me. On you? You don't give a fuck about yourself. Niggah on mine. Hey, I can't trust nobody. We're in the meantime. Call before I make you set you straight, because you know what I'm going to set you straight. You know, I got these little edibles that I got from my homeboy. Aw, but he bitching. Busting, yeah. My landlord probably talking about he couldn't help. Ha ha. Boy, I want to know what I'm talking about. Take about four, five of the bitch. Yes, sir. Chant, chant, chant, chant, chant. Hey, hey, let's hear it. Chant, chant. I'm talking about a deal. Chant, chant. Take about four, five of the bitch. Chant, chant. Chant, chant. Cousin. Chant, chant. Let me get that ammo pump. Yeah, I got you. Yes, sir. Look, Chant, chant. Look, I was asking you for the money, right? But I got a better deal. My white boy just pulled up. Look, my white boy said, my white boy trying to get the hair, friend. For real? Yeah, the white boy trying to get the hair. I told him, man. You told him to pull up over here? Shh, shh. I told him to have. I told him to have for 300, right? Charge me 150 for it. I give him the half. We can split the money. But you know, my house is fine. God damn, man. Listen, listen, listen, listen. My white boy, he scared. Hey, I told you, you're a good dude, man. Hey, it's all right. You got your boy with you. I got him to take care of y'all. This is my man right here. Look, just chill. Like, stop sweating. Stop moving and shit, all right? Look, he want the half. He want the half. Look, I need the money. So you give me the half for 300. I don't know what he want. He just want half of it. He just want half of some shit you don't know. It don't matter what it is. Just give me some of that stuff. The half of something. They're white. You know how they do. They're going to go, nigga. They won't even die. They're going to go snort. No. All that shit. They wouldn't. Let me see what's happening. All I know. Why, what's up? Yeah. I know my cousin brought y'all over here, but I don't see her drugs. He just playing Jason. Just y'all chill right there, all right? What the fuck is you doing? Niggas ain't white, niggas. That's what I'm saying. You know that shit. Make it be the police, nigga. I ain't got time for that shit, nigga. You a crackhead. You don't know them niggas. Look at them niggas. Look. Hey, cool. Hey, bud, for y'all go to jail. Fuck off with the white boy. Let me get that little money, man. Cool. How much you need, cool? Give me, give me some, though. Some, though. All right, look. All right, check this out. I got a 20. Okay. And both y'all niggas split that shit. So y'all my favorite. You know what I'm saying? 10 to 10, bro. 10 to 10. 10 to 10 to make a nigga your bad friend. You feel it? I feel you, bud. But listen. You see OG right there? Yeah. OG got the old pistol. He's seven. I know you need another gun. Man, I don't want that old, old gun. What? That shit came with Adam and Eve, but I don't want that shit. Listen. How you think they shot the snake? Oh, they had to shoot it back. But the gun still worked, though, bro. It got three bullets in it from the 70s. You know them bitches hurt. I know for three scuffin' it to the pin. All right, look. Give me the 20. I don't trust you. I get 10. Because I know you ain't gonna get Uncle Charles. Hey, 10. Huh, man? He got your 10. Y'all stop actin' like y'all ain't motherfuckin' family, man. Y'all niggas are candy folk. Up here, beepin' and shit. Like y'all don't fold each other. For hours to put y'all niggas in the back, y'all make y'all niggas fight. Fuck that nigga. He ain't gonna do a goddamn thing. I ain't trippin' off that goddamn nigga there. Hey, look. John Donk, look. Hey, I love you, baby. Fuck you, man. Y'all need to stop that bullshit. Oh, that nigga ain't your real cousin, bruh. Why you saying that, Uncle John? Because I know that nigga, man. That ain't not a real cousin. That deep nigga son, bruh. Hey, first of all, first of all, first of all, nigga. First of all, nigga. Don't talk about my goddamn daddy, nigga. Old school, yo, daddy? Yeah, pop, hey, pop. OG, OG, OG. Look, it's the same nigga. Look, stand up, bruh. They got the same tattoo. Dude, look at his arm, bruh. Damn, OG. Hold your arms up, OG. He tied it up. Yeah, goddamn, OG. I'm trying to get a tattoo right now. I'm trying to get a tattoo right now. Yeah, let me see it. I can know I can read it. Yep, that about seven and a half year right now. OG, where you from? Traffic tickets. You from Duvall? Yeah, let's get away from that nigga. Duvall, get the fuck on. Get the hell on. That nigga's from Duvall. I ain't never seen an old nigga with tattoos like that. I'm telling you, they look better than mine, nigga. And I've been here. Who did yours? Then they got some tattoo done for some cigarettes. A big carton of cigarettes. Look at the ushers. They tied. Y'all lit, get loose in here. Man, tell these big fucks. We got to hold another hour, bitch. They got the ushers in here dressed like they work at Home Depot. Y'all got the Home Depot ushers on there. You got to go. Salute to y'all. DC, bruh. I know you hate this part, bruh. I hate it, but you know what time it is. Get the lights out. We got to go. We ain't trying to leave. But we got to go. We ain't trying to leave. But we got to go. I don't want to leave. We ain't trying to leave. But we got to go. Shout out to Orlando. Shout out to Orlando. Shout out to Orlando. Shout out to Orlando. Shout out to Orlando. Shout out to Orlando. Shout out to Orlando. Time out. Hey, I'm gonna fuck it up. We gonna let you know. We getting right. Hey, white man. Bring DC a number, Mike. Now that's how good it can end, man. Y'all show us what we need. Can't even bring us out every episode. It ain't gonna be so much love. This is the 85th self-shoot. Y'all ain't made it. Hey, Orlando, listen, man. We've been doing this for a long time. I know a lot of y'all been watching us for a long time. Look around you, man. Y'all sold this bitch out. We love y'all, man. Thank you. We saved y'all, y'all.