 The long wait is finally over as the game of the year has just dropped. You most likely don't need me to say it, but I am of course referring to Switch Sports, the only true sequel to the game of the century, Wii Sports. And when I think about Wii Sports, I think about how fast you can ruin a friendship in that game. So of course, I wanted to test if you could do the same in Switch Sports. So the plan was simple, I invite my friend Synna to come play some games with me for the channel, but what she doesn't know is I'll secretly be aiming to ruin our friendship over the course of our playtime. I give this an hour at most. This is definitely going to be a world record. Bro, look at me forever myself. I'm loading it. Are you ready? Are you actually fully ready? Yeah, yeah. You know me. Connect me to the Internet. Well, now I'm going to have to just beat you in this sword competition. Dog. Sit down. It's a doggy dog world. Okay. I'm here to play. I guess it's not sexism if you do it to yourself. Yeah. Oh, wait. I didn't think about that. Are we just soccer first? No. I need two Joy-Cons for that. And while I do own two Joy-Cons, I want to beat you in Chambra. Yeah, let's go. Chambra. That's a good thing she said that. What kind of blades are you rocking with, Synna? I'm going to go with a single individual sword. I'm going with just the one, yeah. Yeah, that's kind of, I mean, like, re-wielding swords. I think Twin Swords is cheap. I think Twin Swords is cheap. Don't stand too close to the television. Step back. Oh, wait, wait. Can I talk shit in this game? Hold on. Watch this. Thumbs up. I'm going to beat your ass. Oh, that's my character. Clap, clap, clap, clap. I'm actually kind of nervous. I'm going to drop my shit. I bet I've locked this. Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stay down. Wait, I'm drowning. I'm drowning. Damn. Man, I didn't even, like, link. Doesn't have a goblin, bro. Oh, you've got to get this. You've got to get this secondary slice, too. Watch this. Watch this. Try it. Try me. Try me. Look at this unbreakable defense. What is that? Is that your best try? Oh, that's how you break. Like, okay, hit me. All right, you want me to? Oh, no. Oh, let's go. Oh. Oh, no. Yes. Yes. Oh, you're about to get your shit rocked, bro. Look, you're not about it. Oh, no. No. Play back. Play back. Oh, you're just, you're just a blocking baby. How do you get around that block? Good. Good. I don't know. Try me. Try me with me. Come on. Oh, no. You got lucky, bro. Too bad. I don't even know why. Nobody call the cops. He's drowning. Is there a left guard around? I can't. I can't. That's crazy. For what? What are you looking like that down there? All right, watch this. Get ready. How do I emote? It's your own arm. How do I emote? E-emote? E-emote? E-emote? E-emote? E-emote? E-emote? E-emote? E-emote? E-emote? E-emote? E-emote? E-emote? E-emote? E-emote? E-emote? E-emote? E-emote? E-emote? E-emote? Leah, how did you hit me over the- What? Oh, yeah? Yeah, well, who's gonna- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Speedrun? Speedrun? Ah! I'm vengeance. You'll never have- Swing, man! Swing! Oh! What? How did you bury me for- Oh! 40 days and 49- Oh, you better keep training them. You better keep training, because you're on the edge! Let's go! Side swipe! Side swipe! No, no. I'm drowning. This world needs a hero, and I'm gonna be the savior. Two to one, that's game! Are you waving your whole baguette at the cop? This is what your sword looks like as a whole-ass baguette, dude. I'll beat this shit out of you! Yeah! Forever myself! No fucker hit me with a breadstick, dude. I hate it. Good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game. Listen, you're not built for two, okay? You nearly lost with one. Oh, shit, we need to switch doors. Watch this. Stretch it out! Stretch it out! Oh! Both sides, I should know. Say no, say no. Be considerate, bro. Let's, like, touch tips at the beginning of this. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Touch tips. Oh, my God! Oh, you saw, you saw the way, oh! Oh, damn! Oh, it's over, it's over, it's okay. And watch out for this! Just admit defeat. Watch out for this! Watch out for this! Listen, you're not... Hold this breadstick. Bitch, it's all of garden in here, alright? Hold this, hold this, hold this! No! Unguard, unguard, unguard, unguard! That's funny, because the real stress my arm is feeling from swinging this thing right now is insane. Look at you drown down there. Why do you look like you actually have the fear of God in your eyes? You actually don't know how to swim. Dude, the people around the pool are just watching me drown. Yeah, you're gonna try to swipe right away, aren't you? Block! No, I wouldn't do that. Let's try this. Oh, wait! Alright, never mind. Bring that check. Woo-hoo! Oh, how'd you block that? You framed perfect in it. Oh, yeah. I swiped from the side. Hell! How does it feel to be on the— Look at your— No! The whole side of history! Why? Yes! May the winds of fortune feature. I never learned how to swim! What kind of new-aged ladders are those, bro? I would never be able to climb up those in real life. I like that there's a whole ass raft that's just like beached on the side of this pool. Did you see it? It's like just sitting there just beached on the side of this pool. What is that? I don't know, I guess it's for people that actually come up here that can't— Pink. Pink. Oh, sit. Oh, don't get embarrassed. Oh, no! I never stop. My office is beautiful! Damn! Oh, I have the power! Oh, my gosh, dude. Am I over, too? Yeah, you are. It's getting embarrassing. I'm gonna start going like a UFC gym or something, because there's just no way, dude. Hold on a second. Let me— Yeah, you're doing good. Let me clap. Good job. You put me down like I'm a bedhead. Like I'm at the bedhead. The dog days are really over, dude. The dog days are really over. All right. I gotta change my match settings, because I'm mixing up the swords. Oh, you're trying to go for the— Oh, and I get to dual wield switch controllers? Bro, I really— I am bitchless out here. Let's go. Get him with the twinsies. Should I go— Should I go for the charge sword, or should I go for the twin sword? Let's go. Hold on. Let me tighten my wrist straps just to make sure I don't break my mom's favorite base. Did you also go with twin swords? I did, dude. I did. This is going to be a well-met match. Yes. What are you going to do about my crab offense? This is so weird to control. What are you going to do about my crab game offense, bro? We gotta touch chips. We gotta touch chips. Touch chips. All right. All right. Bink, bink, bink, bink. What are you going to do about my crab? Oh! Crab slice. Oh, my God! You got me! What were you supposed to do? I hate how you're double here. Watching you double wield them like that at the top while I just drown mercilessly at the bottom of the pool is just horrible. It's so horrible. This is my super meter on the bottom. What are you doing? What are you doing? Are you not going to try to slide with it? There's an airplane coming in behind you. Oh, okay. I have the power. Oh, oh, damn, damn! Oh, double wield slice! Oh, double wield slice! No way! My God, bro. You got fun and like an anime go to. This Pokeball is getting smaller and smaller in the middle. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. What are you, look at this finisher. Boom! Oh, my God. Oh, you can cross bombs like Wolverine. What the hell? Oh, my God. Your character mad as hell back there. Dude, I've been put down. I've been put down. Your character said, what the fuck? All right, let's run this back. This is the last run back you're getting. This is the last. Two back ends is just a lot, man. Look at this, look at this two-sword style. I look like a whole ass Olive Garden waitress right now, dude. You ordered unlimited breadsticks. Yeah, somebody ordered unlimited breadsticks, huh? What is with your circle offense? Crab offense, crab offense, crab offense. I'm waving it. Crab! Whoa! No! What the fuck? You didn't ask it on the bed. Two swords is just not in for me, dude. I wish I had my camera on because I'm flailing my arms around like I have spaghetti noodles. Dude, there's no way to. You need to play defense, defense, Sita. How embarrassing is it going to be for you? Look, the power of two swords in it is I can attack you from two angles. Which one are you getting mixed with? Are you going to have to block left or right? Nope, wrong. Oh, you got it right that time. Incorrect, incorrect, incorrect, incorrect, incorrect. Oh, double slice. Incorrect. Incorrect. Incorrect. Not the duple, bro. Not the duple. Please. Alright, bring it, bring it. Incorrect. Oh! Oh! It's not looking so pretty, is it? Huh? Oh, wait, wait, wait, hold on. You were just talking, you were talking shit. Who were you talking shit to? Who were you talking shit to? I want to know who you were talking shit to. I'm drowning. Let me cross my blades, bro. X-Men shit. Am I? Thanks. Watching you stand up at the top of that is just insult to injury. It's just added insult to injury. I always cross my arms. You're not as mad this time because you know it's hopeless. No, I'm okay. I'm just dead inside. Look at this cold ice. Alright, now let's go to school. What other game could I beat your ass in, bro? You know what? I would destroy you at badminton. I put the bad in badminton. Actually, no, you put the bad in badminton. I didn't think of that sentence. No, no, no. You had her at the first time running badminton. No, you definitely put the bad in badminton. I believe in you. No, no, no. Why did you say I like that? Like, I go lagoon. I go lagoon. I go lagoon. I go badminton. What's you laughing at? I'm like you're about to get beat. Shut up. Shut up. That is crazy, dude. I'm surprised you showed up today knowing you're about to lose. But like, go to school. I actually don't even know how to play badminton. Oh, look at me flipping this. Man, I'd be flipping it like a scriddle. Oh, I get to serve. I'm going to get an ace. Serves up. Microphone. You better stay where you are. You feel nervous. You feel kind of nervous? Are you feeling nervous? Because you look kind of nervous. I'm never nervous. Just fight that shit. Oh, I'm smacking with the force now. You are not built like that, dude. Oh, what? Oh, my God. What's that? I got to call my grandma and tell her I'm a disgrace. That is a disgrace. I got to call my grandma and tell her I'm a disgrace because there's no way. Oh, I get to serve again. Look at the way I'm gripping this badminton. I'm waving it around, dude. I look like somebody that gives you water in the most awkward place. Like, I have my fingers in the water. Oh, hold this. Hold this. Hold this. Hold that. Hold this. Hold that. Drop shot. You're not built like that, Dotto. It's okay. Call your grandma right now and tell her I'm a disgrace because there's no way. Why do you put the bad in badminton, bro? I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm never getting nervous. Look at my knees. My knees are bad. Yes! What? I did a nose dive. Controlling the badminton. Look, I wheeled it to go down. Look at that. You hit me when I was down, bro. You hit me when I was down on the ground. Quite literally. Hold on. Let me quiet the crowd. Shhh. Shhh. Serves up. Oh, you see how I'm making you play closer to the net? Oh! Oh! Come on. That should have been a spike. Look, just get nice, dude. I am nice. What? What? I know there's got to be a D-sync because it looks like it's going. There is definitely a D-sync. Oh! I'm disgusting. Don't cheer. Don't cheer. Wait, what? Wait, what? It's so badly D-synced. What? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? Wait, my whole thing was sitting on the floor. I know, bro. I should have won like four turns ago on my screen. No, on mine, it just sat on the ground and you just went over and kicked it up the floor. You just snatched it up and said, no, no. It was so badly D-synced. I still won. I'm different. All right. I'm different. Why does Nintendo online? Terrible. Nintendo, get your act together. Hold up. I'm clenched up right now. Give me a second. What do you mean by that? Oh, my D-sync. It's literally laying on the floor instead of... It's literally laying on the floor. No, it's... Pick it up. Yeah, it's also on your floor... No, pick it up, it's on the floor. No, you be- Oi, what was that? What was that? paso? It's laying on the floor. Pick it up. It's on the floor, it's on the floor. Pick it up. It's like on your side. Go on your side. It's right by your side. It's on my non... It's on your side. It's right by your side. Oh, and bam. So it's right on the floor there. No, no, no, no, no. If you could just grab it. It's on the floor. No, it would just... Yeah. No, why don't you clean up after yourself? Why don't you clean it back to yourself? Don't leave your toys on the ground. Oh, oh, oh, it's Spike! Oh, come on. Oh my God. Ow, I hit it. Oh my gosh, dude. 40 left. Most of them not believe her toys on the floor. What am I doing? You just hit your hand on every possible object. I do, dude. All right, let's run it back. 4-0, I can bring this back, dude. If you do bring it back, I'm gonna be depressed because it's gonna be 40 minutes. All right, let's run this. Go ahead and go ahead. Pick it up. It's already on the ground. You've gotta pick it up. About to ace this, like that Dragon Ball quiz. Let's go. You've gotta pick that back up, man. It's on the ground right now. If I didn't have the reaction time of a God, you would have cheesed so many rounds on me. No, dude. No, it's you that's cheating. It's not me. Listen, they're just like that they're seeing only your side because on my side, I see it where it's just sitting on the ground, right? It's on the ground. Oh, dude. What? Ah! What? Why did you just pick it up, please? It's right there, dude. No, it's like right there. It's right there, no. It's right there, dude. Pick up your toys, like jumps. One eternity later. There you go. It's right behind you. That's what I was wondering. It's right behind you. It is right there, dude. Did you pick it? Yeah! What happened? There's not, how does it happen, dude? Hey, that's not how Batman works. Holy shit, we are not playing Batman. You're a terrible at the game. We're playing miniature golf, dude, the way you're picking that off the floor because there's no way, dude. There's no way. I literally cannot believe you. Oh, it's embarrassing. It's called the shuttlecock, but I was just calling the ball of Batman. Who's reality Oscar? Damn, I'm really, I'm really, I'm really, I'm really Oscar. King Pierre and reality Oscar, what are you talking about? Why are there characters so much more creative than mine? King Pierre and reality Oscar. I'm just dog Sinnoh. You know why they call it? Well, actually, I don't want to say this unless he's on my team, but you know why they call him reality Oscar, Sinnoh? Why? Because he's harsh. Please let him be on my team, please. He's unrelentedly. Please, I'm begging them to Oscar my favorite right now. That's reality, bro. King Pierre. Oscar, let's go. There's a reason to call him reality Oscar, Sinnoh. It's because he's harsh. God, dude. He's cool. And he's drip that. What'd you jump before? Oh, we're in sync. We're the boys in motion. King Pierre looks like he's from the senior citizen home, dude. I'm getting screwed over right now. He looks like the guy from Seafood. They want me dribbling this ball. Am I clapping? Serves up. I don't think I hit that ball with much force. Oh my God, you're still de-synced. Did you, sir? Why are we clapping? Did you do that out of the way? Did that actually happen? Oh, I got a communication error now. OK, OK. That was so embarrassing. I would like to say I do not actually play volleyball like that. King Pierre just had such a better name than me, dude. Why am I getting flexed on by NPCs? You picked dog, Sinnoh. All right, well, that's, he just got to happen that way, dude. I just picked the name the best call for me. I don't know what to tell you. That dog. Yeah, I got a little bit of that dog in me when I was like, Shut up. Wait, there's voice chat? Only with the Nintendo phone app, which is basically, I mean, if you want to call each other on our phones, we can do that. Yeah, let me call you on my cellular device. All right, I made a room so you can join. Wait, you got me in your Faye 5, though, right? Uh, oof. That's gonna be, no, like, that's gonna be, that's kind of awkward. I just didn't have enough room and like, you know. That's like a Faye 5, so that's kind of like the point is you picked your Faye 5. No, yeah, no, like, I just don't, hey, like, I feel like we should just play the game. Like, we just moved past the, you know, like, Yeah, yeah, let's just play the game. Are you down? I don't think that you're built for bowling. I mean, I'm built for whatever. Well, what the fuck do you mean I am built for bowling? I don't think you're built for bowling, bro. All right, we get it. I'm forever myself. You could swing a sword. Well, you could swing a sword, but how are you with the ball? Oh, come back. Who's shocking? Wait, is it a whole room? What's shocking? No, it's, I think these are bots that you can relax. I don't know why eight people have to bowl together. Yeah, wait, why can't we just bowl just the two of us? I gotta watch eight people bowl right now? It's actually a rule at bowling places. If you go in and you don't have eight people, they actually stick you with more people. Kind of like those sushi bars or those hibachi things. We're not even taking turns. Why are they emoting back at us? Shut up. Are they emoting at us? Wait, who is notice Susan, eager soccer, a Tigris Barbara? Wait, a Tigris Barbara goes fired. That shit goes crazy. That shit goes crazy. I'm gonna be Tigris Barbara forever. All right, let me see if I can't cook up a little strike. Let me see if I remember this from we bowling. Sure. Oh, I dropped it on my toe. Am I not? There we go. Oh, that's perfect down the lane. What happened? Did you get a strike, please? How many pins did you get, bro? How many pins? Dead at zero. I didn't make it to the five. Oh, that is embarrassing. Did not be me. What? It's all right. Oh, I got it. I got it. That's a strike. Oh, the deadly 7-10 split. I am nice with it, dude. Did you get a spare? I mean, no. Wait, you only got seven pins? Yeah, but I got more than you. I only did. Yeah, but I only threw it one time and I got seven pins. Yeah, but I didn't get a zero my first one. Sorry about gutters. I didn't get a gutter ball. I didn't get off the line. Okay. That's a strike. That's a strike. You got a strike? Boom! Just like we bowling. What? I'm that guy. I'm forever myself. I'm that guy. I'm nice. I got a spare. I got a spare. Oh, we tied? No, it doesn't show my score because I got a strike. Oh, we both have... Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot that's how bowling works. I'm still spectating, Pete. You're still taking the same time. Why is Pierre taking so long? King Pierre kind of sucks at the game. I'm going to say. Look at that. Let's talk about Tiger's Barber. Shout out Megan's hairstyle, bro. She really dolled up today. No, you're going to talk about Tiger's Barber's score. She's got a 30 right now and that shit goes crazy. Is that another strike? My God, he missed most of the pins. That was a devastating miss. Does G stand for gutter? Yeah. Listen, we don't have to talk about that. You know what I mean? Not that nice. I would have aimed my first shot. I would have gotten another strike. That is crazy. I missed everything but one pin and it was the dead center pin. How does that even happen? Wait, what? How do you only... I hit everything but the middle pin. Oh, I thought you meant you only hit the front pin somehow. No, somehow that would feel better than only missing the front one. Why has Megan taken so long, dude? I can't believe he's a bowl with eight people. Like, what is this? I like to imagine this is how they really run at a bowling alley and you have to wait for everyone around you to finish before you go to the next one. Yeah, I know. Don't usually parties of people share bowling alleys. Like, why don't we all go at once? I know that courtesy is like not bowling when someone else bowls, not waiting for the whole goddamn line. Wait. Another spare. Wait, I can move with the arrow? Yeah, what are you talking about? Oh, I've been putting a little curve on the ball. How's Barbara doing? Oh, Barbara's killing it. What the hell? Yo, Tiger is Barbara. Wow. She really is a whole-ass Tigerist, dude. She's making us look goosey. She's good. Oh, that's looking devastating. That's another strike. How are you getting sure? I missed everything, but two pins in the center. Again. All right, there's got to be some decent, right? Be better. Be better. No. Who is this homeless guy that walked in? I like to share a hip-hop pop. Marco? Yeah, Marco's. Oh, look at that, Marco. Side step to the right move. Marco down the lane and he's going to get... What are you doing, Marco? Hey, Marco's outfit's kind of fire. Look at that little plush jumpsuit. Well, Marco's got some plush-ass jumpsuit, dude. How he nailed an Adidas sponsorship bowling like that, but whatever. Time to focus up. Down the lane. Oh, my God. Oh, no. No, I only missed one pin. I missed two in the... Okay. I just can't put too much spin on this one. Why did the middle two pins just have a barrier around them, dude? Like a fucking... Just kiss the pin. Oh, my God. Look at that loving kiss I just gave to that pin. Okay. Listen, I think they gave me a defective ball maybe. I don't know. That's crazy. Added some cheek codes to my bowling ball. Like I can't really... Wait, but I'm gonna throw it though. Oh, never mind. My God. Tiger's Barbara kind of fell off. I'm gonna tell Megan can eat shit, dude. She's below me on the scoreboard in her mind. All right. Let's get this comeback. Line it up. Let's get this strike. Oh, that was looking clean. I can't believe that wasn't a strike. How do you have 110? Because I'm going down the lane with some speed on it. Oh, I somehow... You get to live today, pin. Wait, do you actually know your real-time bowling speed? What is real-time bowling speed? That's a real thing. They have a real bowling speed thing that is how you do bowling. And mine is only like seven miles per hour, but everyone else falls at like 15, dude. You did not have to embarrass yourself on video like that. I have no idea what you're reading. I have no idea what real-time bowling speed is. My sister's is five per hour, so that's fine. Mine is seven, though. It's not that much better. Did your sister roll the ball like a grandmother? She does. She does roll it underneath her legs. It's just very funny. Which doesn't make me look better at all, actually. Oh, here we go. Strike. Oh, okay. I got one. Oh, just another gentle embrace with that pin. That's a nice-ass bowling alley. It looks like a whole mall behind it. I know. We are just... And they even put out the word bowling in case somebody got confused. Oh, look. You're sitting. You're going up. Sit down. I'm watching you. I'm expecting you to embarrass yourself. Oh, nice. Nice pair. Thank you. Thank you. You know, I spared you this game. I can't believe that you have the name dog, sit down. Let me have that, dude. The dog days are about to be over. Coming up with another stew, you're right. I missed one pin again. God damn it. It's always the same, too. It's crazy. They have an invisibility cloak, because there's no way. What do you mean by that? You're playing Harry Potter in the Source Source Pins, dude. Yeah, dude. This is the whole ass challenge over here. I love when we're playing Jump King and bowling. I cannot do this. Oh, my God. Just nobody's even on my level. Nobody's even close to my level. You have, like, 40 points above me. You don't have to, like, point that out, I guess. How do you have so many points? All right, just roll it into the gutter, just so it's fair for the rest of us, please. I mean, it's the tenth one. I'm going to try to get three strikes on you just to stomp. Yeah, all right, buddy. You barely got one this whole game. Oh, my gosh. I got everything but one pin, and that one pin wiggled. It was almost a strike. If you get a spare, you get to go one more time, right? Or is that only with a strike? Oh, yeah, you do get to go one more time with a spare. I'm coming up with another stew. All right, hold up. I got a spare also. Let me do this. Yeah, let me do that. I'm watching you walk back. Oh, it's like me expecting you to get a strike here, said it. Bring it home. Warm it up. Warm it up. 10 seconds left on the clock. She shoots. Swish. Oh, that's basketball. Wow, you threw that thing. Oh, seven miles. That's seven miles per hour. True bowling's for you. Yeah, that's that. That's what that gets you. The results are in. You didn't even get seconds, and Susanna beat you. What? Susanna? Oh, not even. Dude, when did Susanna hit you with a sneak attack? Tiger's Barbara fell off. Tiger's Barbara fell off. Did you see Susanna emote it on me? She emoted on me before we ended. That is crazy. Third place is looking goofy. Do you want me to switch it? What do you want to end it? Yeah, let's switch it to one other thing and let's end it with a different game. Back to sports selection. You're trying to go for some tennis. Oh, yeah. You know, tennis sounds great, actually. I don't know if you're a... I mean, I saw how you played in Badminton. All righty, best of three, single match or best of five? Best of three, single match. Let's just make this nice and quick for you. I don't want to embarrass you anymore. No, best of three is separate from single match. Oh, what's single match? Okay, he said... I don't know the tennis rules, bro. I'm going to beat you. Forty, love. It's another me. Oh, it's... Wait, am I controlling both? Yeah, I'm controlling both. Look, I'm waving this shit. Oh, shit. One game wins the match. I'm wiggling. You're serving. You're serving. Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet. Here comes the serve. Devastating speed. Oh, my God, I put my whole bag in. No. Yes. Got you looking goofy. I try to get it with front dot. I try to play with my clone. Look at that speed. Oh, my God. I tore out my knee. Oh. Ow, ow, that's out, that's out. It says a little late. I'm nice. I'm nice. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, you stress it now. You stress it now. You stress it now. Got you looking... Got you looking... Oh, damn. I'm just going to be embarrassing. I mean, it's embarrassing for you, but watch this. Watch this. First, I save it. Look at that. I'm a king. I save that. Blash. All right. All right. Run this back. Run this back. I have a little angry dust cloud that comes up on my head. What the fuck is that? Well, you're genuinely angry, bro. And that happens when humans get angry dust cloud forms over their head. Oh, no, that was whack. That's out. That's way out. You're at 40, 15. I almost had you 40, 15. You still got it though. My clone cut it nice with the game. Oh, my match point. I'm going out sad today. Oh, no, no, no. Yeah. Bring that score up. Oh, it does say a little late. When do you get to serve? Or does it just stay with me? It'll just stay with you because we're only doing one match. I win. Game set match. You put me in the Olympics. I'm out. The Switch Sports Champion is me. I hope I'm not Team USA because this shit is not looking good. This shit is not looking good for the USA. If I had to hit me on the team. I think you'd be bench over. Look at me, myself, and I. All right, you're blocked, dude. That's time. Yep. That's time. That's time. New world record. That has to be a record.