 Little guy my name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly Jake how you doing? James act audience. How are you audience huge? Massive weekend a graduation weekend. I went to a concert For just his brother's graduation went to Nikki Cass's graduation because I whooped that ass in blitz ball We're gonna start with the sports Jake. Can you tell the people what happened in the sports? James massive sports weekend? I mean we can talk golf, you know, we can talk NBA playoffs But we're talking hockey because we're a puck company puck luck suck duck Pot luck and Jim we have our famous. We're known for our Rangers pod Yeah, big-time Rangers podcasters the bandwagon blue shirts three episodes in to Public and the people are loving it man, and the Rangers are just killing the hurricanes of late One and oh and the last one game Rangers up. Let's see John Budwein said Oh, the reason we have X Rangers is because they all had to leave that fucking area If you're going to be on a podcast about hockey, holy shit Know about the players in their names. I can name four to five players on the Rangers easily But thank you for tuning in the bandwagon blue shirts John Budwein commented again Until people show Carolina as a team and area more respect. I'll continue to call Ranger fans and NY what they are trash Hey, when people make it so you dedicate yourself to rude just talking about the team we love Igor Igor Igor Igor Bet you bet you a million dollars on Draft King Sportsbook that this will hit you right in the face That's scary. Don't aim that at me Always a little high soft Draft Kings next Jim this almost a breakdown is very near and dear to your heart Yeah, a lot of things I like here eagles And it's the only thing I like an eagle. You don't like breastfeeding. Ah Pig I don't know like life as a recent dad it was kind of like, you know There's a burden on the mom and I felt like I couldn't help it all the story is a woman in I think Vancouver the island off Vancouver British Columbia British Columbia. She's got a pet goose obviously and an eagle It tries to steal their pet goose and it's dragging it by its long neck out of the driveway The eagle goes to the front porch grabs the goose dragging it the goose Pathetic the mother she's breastfeeding in her underwear. She runs out. What did she say? It was so funny. She says drop it let go give me my goose back electric I love when they're saying that couple things on the goose goose and you could tell from the driveway These are well off people the goose is either the rich person's pet or the poor person's pet If you're in the middle class, you don't get a goose. These people are well off with their goose the goose escapes By the time mom comes out The goose has come back you're you're discrediting when she was yelling give me my goose back and the eagle heard that and I was like Hey, and I'm gonna back off the goose you have the goose being scared in this motion I have the goose peacocking That goose just survived an eagle attack. Oh, I think the goose is being rude like it was like How many birds do you have between eagle and the the common goose in the predatory world 100 100 flat 100? Yeah, and I think I think when the goose was coming back in one bill the goose was walking back in after it got saved It's like ha ha ha ha, but you don't have a mom. It was rude Jim This may be a story people have seen before I went viral kind of last week But we got more on it because we've been digging up there is a raccoon caught at a razorback baseball game And you know that one was waiting to pop. That's fucked Jim again great video Just good content wholesome content. We got some quotes that came out of this that are must read What are you doing? I'm waiting for the must read quotes for my guy I thought you were gonna I thought you were reading the must read quotes the quotes are Poppers raccoon hunting is not an uncommon thing in my family pause It was definitely something I was roughly familiar with pause Just maybe not in that exact sense. Yeah bingo. It was definitely something I was roughly familiar with Is that just in my head that means he's seen someone hold a raccoon before I think that means he knows what animals are I think he means he's seen someone pick it up like this. Okay, which is exactly what he did So then when he says just maybe not in that exact sense now what explain what what the difference is between the raccoon hunting you've seen I don't know the whole quote kind of jogs my brain after that quote He casually mentions the raccoon did bite him Which you know, I guess when we're talking about being familiar with stuff if a raccoon bites you He's just a chance you might have rabies and he says I was about to walk back in the stadium because you know big Arkansas Baseball game and the cops said you need to go get a rabies shot like right now cop can chill out a little bit Yeah, I guess cops familiar with hunting raccoons to choppers basically. We can't let you back You gotta know you're out. It's not sports. It's a huge animal sports episode big animal episode What are you looking at me like that for why do you think what if you had to take one guess? I don't know What about this meridian man's pet squirrel going nuts on a burglar? Yeah, so this guy's got a pet squirrel and if you look at him Duh That's a guy he listens to rock music with his pet squirrel whose name is jelly So he comes home and he finds that his house is like something's miss And then his his lock there's scratches all over and he's like I think something happened here So he calls the cops the cop comes her name was officer ashley Yeah, he's looking around the house checking out the scratches and then the squirrel joey At her feet. Yeah, she goes. Whoa. What's that? And he goes. Oh, don't worry. That's just my pet squirrel joey She says what do you think the he would bite someone and he goes his exact quote was I said well Usually doesn't buy it. Oh, no, I think he's got a raccoon. I said well Usually doesn't buy but you never know because he's he's a squirrel good reasoning She comes back with all of this stuff because like a teenager Got caught burglaring something else and had scratches all over him and she said hey Did you get those scratches from a squirrel and the burglar goes? Yeah Damn thing kept attacking me. You double got now kid. Why'd you admit to that? Don't tell zack what we're talking about Let's do the rest of the show like this. It's the employee of week. It's the employee of week Is the What do you think I put it down special guy daren sammy daren sammy The person with the most followers on twitter that has ever Tweeted about us while wearing our merch. You guys probably know daren sammy all-time cricket player from my saint lusia Arguably his saint lusia. I visited got engaged there Awesome dude, awesome dude, and there's gonna be uh, there's gonna be some good content coming soon on the warehouse games Channel he was in the booth doing play-by-play with rosie chris rose for a game We invented that is half blitzball half cricket chris rose not the employee of the week No, no daren sammy is play the month goes down daren sammy is like uh, good time That was the weekly dumb Today's episode of the weekly dumb was brought to you by draft kings download the draft king sports book app now Use promo code john boy and you can bet just five dollars and get $150 in free bets no matter what happens. You bet five dollars on an mlb game No matter what happens you get $150 in free bets promo code john boy at draft king sports book an official sports betting partner of major league baseball Minimum age and eligibility restrictions apply see show notes for details mlb trademarks used with permission I want to see you know those picture those videos where they release a mouse Or like they release a turd on the and then instantly gets driven over or another bird comes and grab it Where's the video of where they put that raccoon because he instantly just booked it right back into the stadium It's in a jambalaya right now we cooked it in college jimmy you see those as condoms jim this this not sports