 He picks up my outfit, I go into the fitting room. Motherfucker followed me into the fitting room and just shut the door. What? What's the worst date you've ever been on? Oh, she's a good one. Okay, yes, I do. My ex-boyfriend brought his mom on our first date together and I later found out that they sleep in the same bed. And I'd never met the dude and we went to the lake and I show up and he has an ankle monitor. I got DM'd when I was at dinner that my boyfriend was cheating on me. He was texting other girls while I was on the date. And it turns out that my mom and my brother were sitting at the table right next to us. Remind me of asking how old he was? 21. Oh my God. Said that his car broke down. So then I went to pick him up and then he said he wanted to go to Taco Bell and then he didn't have his debit card on him so I had to pay for the meal. He was like, oh yeah, this is my Venmo for the Boba so I Venmo'd him $5 and he was like, it was actually $5.75 but no big deal so I Venmo'd him another $.75. And he spent the whole movie crying. And so I was in the golf cart and I was like, dude, I think I'm having a seizure and he continued to play two more holes after that as I was in the golf cart having seizures. Probably the time I got an open container ticket I got the mild spice level and it was so spicy I started crying. Like uphill, lots of stairs, lots of sweating, first date. He said he would make it legal for sailors to drink. Was there another date after that? Unfortunately there was. The bar isn't held, the bar isn't held.