 It's the date today. I forgot the date. It's Monday, August 24th. The Yankees haven't played in three days, four days. It makes us get a little weird around Johnboy HQ. But we're getting back into it. I look good, so I'm playing good today. And I think we're gonna have a really big week. So, let's go. We look so good. I just made myself watery in the eyes. Yeah. Mondays. Monday, Sunday, Saturday. It's not the right order. Today is August 24th. The Yankees have not played in four days, but they got a lot of games coming up this week and this weekend. You guys left a lot of voicemails. So, fuck. Hmm. Wrong. Soundboard connected. Wrong. Oh, man. Could have just rolled through it, but now we're here. Oh, spinning wheel of death on my end. Hey, my name's Jimmy and sitting next to me is Jake. Behind the dish, we got producer BBD. It's the voicemail episode. If you're wondering what happened to the Monday episode, well, they didn't have any games this weekend, so there was no Sunday night record. Today's the voicemail app. Jake, how are you doing? Are you enjoying the temperature here in the Roosevelt studios? Sly snuck it in. Wow. I am slyly enjoying the temperature in the Roosevelt slyly studios. Got their shirt, got their hat on. Yeah, man. It feels like the cycle got broken this weekend. You know, you're okay with an off day here or there. But yeah, when you lose a weekend at Yankees baseball like that, it just, I don't know, it's kind of a weird Monday morning. I did a podcast last night and there's no series. We're lining up sharp stats later this week, like, well, what do we sharpen? And you will get sharp stats later this week after the brave series recap. Bet of the day, it's the bet of the day. Bet of the day, bet of the day. Bet of the day, bet of the day. It is the bet of the day. Bet of the day. Last night was awfully crazy. It was the Cardinals Reds. I think I took the under. I think it was a bad bet. We get it wrong? It was over under eight? Yes. Nine. Fuck. Final is five-four. God damn it. The Glaciers blew it. We both got it wrong. They scored three in the night. The Glaciers blew it. The Reds? Yes. Yeah, the Reds blew it. The Reds blow everything. Just mad at the Reds. So now I am twenty and twenty-one and you are nineteen and twenty-two on the season. Let's start the week off good, Jake. You haven't had a winner on a Monday. Two weeks. Okay. Game footage. The Cal Ripken regional. I was a one man crew out there, Zach. I had a camera in the outfield. I had a camera behind his home plate and then I spliced it in post with score updates and names. So much work for so little money. Big fan of baseball, though. And youth baseball is awesome. Making kids' dreams come true. That's the show. Let's see what this kid does. I think his name is Kellogg. Oh, yeah. We got to go. We got to go. Ready for us. We're on a time watch. See you later. Thank you. I'm going to go against Alex Young and I'm going to look at his numbers up and I have no idea what he's done. It was a late adjustment because I had already taken Aaron Nato. Who should he have taken? Who should I have taken? So doh. Four for four yesterday. You haven't taken him yet. Oh, I still haven't taken him yet. Yeah, like five days left. You should have gotten him now. It's tough, man, to see who you haven't taken, who you have. Charlie Blackman. Oh for four against Alex Young. Yeah. So does almost got me yesterday, Jake. Almost. You are now in last place. Four shoes and hand grenades. Tell me about it. Last place, Jake. Yeah. Well, first place in the total scoring, which I'm glad that Trevor's combining those and keeping it because that's pretty cool. Well, now I'm bummed out. Did you just change my Machado background pick? Because it was coming up already green because I did like an auto fill thing and I think you both may have gotten Machado or one of you got Machado. Did I call him Joey? Johnny Galecki? I might have called him Joey, which would suck. Just a classic Johnny Galecki. It's a fielder's choice. Cole's not that happy. Johnny Galecki's not that happy. Come on, thinking about that. Mask. If you didn't bobble it there. Zach taught me that. What a double play. He pumps fakes, drops it himself, little bouncy ball, gets it back up. Now he's got to throw it to second. They got him dead to rights and bam, headshot. Right there. Did Calhoun poke his head up? You betcha. He slows his feet, he sizes it up, gets his happy Gilmore on. God, I hurt a little bit. I'm all right. It's pretty good, right? It's good. Happy Gilmore. Always plays. I also ended it with happy Gilmore. And you're half gangs. Grab Cole Calhoun. But he's kind of like Tweeter. Happy. From varsity blues. And we like that. Oh, God, I felt good. Yeah. Cole Calhoun had some. Happy Gilmore's top five comedy of all time. In my opinion. He dropped a lot. Jake, tell him what we're waiting. There's a lot to take in right now. We're waiting for the Yankees lineup to come out. I hate this thing. Okay. I kind of don't need that energy. You look like... Oh, okay. You look like this college kid who assisted coach Luke's AAU baseball team. You're just thinking of Luke and other general swaggy guys. You're the coach. Swaggy baseball. You're the AAU coach that makes them run. Tatis. People are saying tatis. We're waiting for the Yankees lineup to come out. On Tuesday evening, the Braves are already out. Both lineups are late. And to be honest with you, this is the only thing between me and getting home. So I'd like to do the pregame show, go home, watch Yankees on my couch. Ideally get a good night's rest. I stayed up a little late last night watching Rocky's D-backs for no reason. I guess my job, but not into that. So... Ooh, little baby burp. We'll let it that out. You like that. So, yeah, whatever. Zoom in on that. It's called flow. So gross. This is a good warm-up. This could just be behind the scenes. It's an old dancing trick. Whip that head around. Okay. So I'm out of the shot right now. Out of the shot right now? I think we got it. You just want the first verse, right? Yeah, like I was trying to hit it at that first note. I think I can let the first note hit that you're like, okay, music. Did we get it? How bad feels that? So should I not use the 10 hours on loop version? Does that not help you? Like, does the 10 hour... Oh, Kenny G's got an instrumental. Okay, we got one take. Didn't love it. I think I gotta go more Sinatra with it. Frank Sinatra. I think that's more there. Alright, let's try to do one more. See if I can get more over the top, but otherwise I think that one worked. You like that one most right now? I think so. I'll try to go as full silly as I can with this one. Like, I'm on SNL being Frank Sinatra for this one. I mean, I think that was that. It's perfect and terrible at the same time. That's 1,000... The editing is perfect. It's such a quick hitter. It's a quick hitter. You almost feel like that's the first part and then the big thing happens. The head is beautiful. All of it's great. The singing was tough, but we knew that coming in. If only I could join a band and improve on that. Get better every day. One percent. One percent. Getting a bet for the next game. I understand, but if you're gonna do that with Judge, do it with Judge first, who cares who they come up for? Who's gonna do it? Judge gotta hit the Grand Slam. Is Andrew Hart having the unluckiest season ever? That's weird. That was really weird. The Braves hit their 2 biggest home runs ever. There's the slimmest of chances that it was his first game back and this was the plan, but it doesn't feel that way. Because if he can't play 7 innings, Judge said he was 100%. If he can't play 7 innings, they've got guys that play both games. If Boon is like a liar again, he'll say like, well, something sprung up. He's nursing something. We don't think it's a big deal. We're not gonna send him for testing now. And then tomorrow, they're gonna be like, yeah, he went for testing. It's great one strain. I thought it was a tight game. Oh, until we came in here? Until just now. A lot of DP. The good news is, Andrew Hart's really gonna hit the ball hard, but not out. Two hits today. First time he's had two hits since... We're just testing Duvall, and he's loving it. That's Riley. There we go. Empty the bench! Empty the bench. Ford's been hot. What's he pinching in for? Wade or Tyrone. The take. I can't watch them take pitches down the middle. Much longer. It's frustrating me. Yeah. Ian Anderson, they took so many pitches right down the middle. I'd like them to stop. This is my plea. It's annoying. If the pitch is in the middle of the zone, guess swing on it. Throw. It's kind of unreal. That game was kind of cool. It's an awesome Adobe Acumbia story. Things fall apart. But not really even. I think it's Chinua Chebe. Chinua Chebe. TFA, things fall apart. Couldn't stay awake in that class. Professor hated me. Did everything I could. Gas leak? Is that a five game losing streak? They look terrible. Six? One, two, three. Offense is awful. Judge is out. Hey!