 Alright, how are you doing everyone? This is the SNES Drunks first Let's Play series thing. I know I already did Star Fox for a drunk video and I already did a review on it, but for the first Let's Play I thought I'd do something very simple that I'm very, very, very familiar with. I've played this game a thousand times, at least. And I know I was talking about doing Super Ghouls and Ghosts with my girlfriend, but we want to do that one together and our schedules have been kind of crazy lately. Her dog had to have spinal surgery, so she's at home taking care of him right now, so. Anyway, I'm going to start with Star Fox. So I'm going to start with the, well, I like this little creepy part of the music here coming up. It's very, it's very ambient. Anyway, sorry, I wanted to go through this game one level at a time. Let's do the whole thing. Let's start with the middle. I will be doing the top and bottom paths in order. I'm going to do the first thing here, the first easiest one here. And this, believe me, this middle path, at least for me, is very, very easy. Star Fox, our last resortist counterattack, Venom. Good luck. Good luck. Good luck. And then there's this, you know, wait a second here, emergency, emergency. Okay, what the heck does he say right before prepare for lunch? It's like, does anybody know, I've never heard anybody say what that, is it saying the instruction book? Is anybody, can anybody understand that? Is it just me? I don't know. Maybe it's just gibberish, just like what these guys are talking right now. Anyway, yeah, that opening sequence, it always bothered me that you could not skip that. You could not skip that. Anyway, yeah, what you do is you fly through this one, you fly through this one, very simple, fly through these first four things here. And you get an upgrade for your weapon right off the bat, which makes you that much closer to being super overpowered. You're only one weapon upgrade away from being absurdly overpowered. All you really need is that weapon and it's, you can freaking blow up anything pretty much with just a few hits. Anyway, yeah, that opening sequence, I was doing some thinking earlier. Sequence is about what, 15 seconds long? And considering I've played this game about, oh my God, like 500 times, if you multiply that as 15 times 500 is something like 7500 or something like that, that's 7500 seconds or about 125 minutes, I will never get back to about two hours of my life. I'll never get back to a stylish role there, do a barrel roll, we're a game ahead of that reference, but let's get, if you fly far over to the right here, you get a little power up here. So that's kind of nice. Yeah, I always like the nice touch here of these, the construction worker robots like building the stage as it's going. I thought that was, makes the universe here feel lived in. They're still working on it. Who knows where this guy's going? And obviously they're not very robust robots, if only a few laser blasts make them explode and obliterate with no trace and get this guy right here, which pretty much, not, it doesn't break this level, but it makes it a lot more plain because that guy was supposed to drop tons of enemies in front of you, but if you kill it right as it arrives, then you just fast forward right to, this guy doing a Ric Flair flop right here. Just stop and fall right in front of you, right in its face. Anyway, we're at full power as full powered as we can be for the first boss of the first level. I always like this guy, gets in front of you, turns around and then just starts going backwards in front of you and all you have to do is just sit here and pound away. None of these fricking ships will touch you because they'll fly right into your laser fire most of the time and just like that, everything's off, let's get those out of the way, stylish little roll there, oops, got clipped and just like that, he is done. Let's zoom into the explosion because that's always a great idea. I always do that after every, try and do that after every level, I'll probably forget. It's something I used to do when I was a kid, stupid. So now here comes another confusing part of the game that I never totally figured out, the percentage here. Okay, I got 100% but I know I miss some enemies. I'm not sure what that percentage pertains to. I always thought it was if you killed every enemy in the level, but sometimes especially on the later levels, it's clear that I miss some stuff, but I still get 100%. So I don't know what 100% means I guess is what I'm saying. If anybody out there knows how to get 100%, what prevents you from getting 100%, let me know because I sure as hell don't know, seems like a total crap shoot. Anyway, I love these, here we're in the asteroid belt, I love these space levels where you're in the cockpit because I loved Star Wars as a kid and I loved the scene in the first Star Wars where Luke takes the commands and they're fighting off those Thai fighters and this is like that but in video game form. I always love that. Oh no, here come the asteroids, they're kind of sort of in the way and of course Slippy needs his fucking help, when doesn't he need help, god it's no wonder he became such a running gag. I mean he was a joke even before Star Fox 64 is absurd, these guys are so annoying but they always give rings, at least the second one does, there you go, that's how you want to shoot them. Oh no, here comes the asteroids, all I have to do is fly very steadily and barely move to the left and shoot one asteroid and the threat is over, yeah not exactly the hardest part of the game. Oh, how did I miss that freaking, I missed that, oh because I already had five, that's right. Alright now we pick up the absurdly overpowered weapon that will make mincemeat of pretty much any enemy. In this part of the level it is possible, there is a trick to get to the black hole, I won't be doing that this time but I would like to go back on this let's play and show you guys how that's done. Whoa, that was not cool, oh look out shit, that was close but yeah basically what you have to do is get really close, as close as you can to those windmill asteroid things, blow them up, I think there's three of them, two or three of them, you get as close as you can, blow up the middle one and then you see what looks like an asteroid with a troll face on it, I'm not even kidding it looks just like a troll face, it's a smiling asteroid and you blow it up and that will unlock, you fly right into it into the black hole it leaves and you go to the black hole and that allows you to warp to the next levels, Jesus, I'm having some trouble here flying, I think I'm at the boss now though finally, anyway yeah I'll probably be showing that, whoa I'm losing my mind here, wow I suck, holy shit, I was doing so well too, oh man I'm getting the alarms and everything, oh god I'm getting careless, getting careless, alright this boss is very straightforward, again he's flying backwards as I fly towards him, I'll never, that always gets, it makes me laugh, alright there we go we're just get rid of the lasers, oh no he's got lasers, he's gonna detach his front part, you get out of the way, he shoots missiles at you, he shoots plasma balls at you, you shoot him in the middle and then it's just like that it's over, simple simple dimple, anyway I think that about wraps it up for the first episode here of let's SNES Drunk plays Star Fox, let's see what percentage I get here and then we'll see you next time, again I took a shitload of damage there which means I shouldn't get a hundred percent and I sure as hell didn't get every enemy and I got a hundred percent whatever I don't I don't know what it means or how to, whatever I'll see you next time you guys take care have a great rest of your day