 Well well, here we are. Welcome. I want to congratulate you all on being here on time. Pass these out. Excuse me, sir. I think there's been a mistake. I mean, I know I'm supposed to take this class, but I don't think I'm supposed to be here. The time is now 8.06. You have an hour and 19 minutes to complete this assignment. You will not talk, you will not move from these seats, and you will not sleep. Alright people, I want you to write an essay. A thousand words on egg production in Southeast Asia. You need to have four scholarly journal articles, and the whole thing has to be an APA style. Is this a test? When I say essay, I mean original thought. I don't want an ounce of plagiarism. Is that clear, Mr. Bender? Crystal. Mr. Bender, you might want to decide whether or not you want to return for this class next semester. You know, I can answer that right now. Are there any other questions? Yeah, I have a question. Does Bruno Mars know that you rate his wardrobe? You mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns. I'm so glad he's gone. You know what we need? We need one of those places that has like books, people and stuff. You meet on library, right? So, how does he expect us to find sources for this essay? I don't even know what APA citation is. Dude, how long does that library place open? You know, I bet I could get someone to write my essay for me. Yeah, me too.