 I don't remember when you talked about this. Was it was either on a podcast or there was like a guardian interview with you where you're just talking about cocaine, doing cocaine in England? Yeah. Where did, did I read that or I heard you talk about it? Do you remember doing a lot of cocaine in London? Not more than usual. I mean, there was like a, it was the- Cause you don't seem very much like a drug guy. You don't like read as a drug guy. I was way, I was a big upper guy. Like I didn't like, I was not a downer guy. I didn't like ludes or I've done, you know, everything a handful of times, like heroin was just not worth it to me. Did you ever do it? Try it? Yeah, yeah. And it was like- I mean, it's okay. I never shot it. And it was, I probably did it, I don't know. I, maybe seven or eight times, total. Heroin. Heroin, yeah. How many times would you say you've done cocaine? Oh shit, hundreds and hundreds. No one ever openly talks about cocaine. I'm pro cocaine, but like in any drug, it has to be used in moderation. I'm not a, nor was I ever like- Did you read the Carl Hart book, Drug Use for Grown Ups? No. He's a buddy, he's a, he's a head of- I like the title. He's, he's Professor at Columbia. Yeah. And the book came out two or three years ago and he's like, you can do meth. Yeah. You can do all this- Oh, I did a bunch of crystal. You can do all this stuff. I did lots of crystal. Did you really? Yeah. God damn it, that's great. I had one specific rule. It was very, very important to me and it's why I, of all the things I've ever done, I've told this story before. I did crack in London. This must have been the thing I had. Yeah. And it was amazing. And I was with two friends and three strangers and they were strange strangers. I hope everyone picks you like smoking it out of a pipe, like a wood pipe. Like a British, something dignified of it. Mirror film or whatever that's called. Yeah, like Sherlock Holmes. We were, there was this guy who was like a very well-known town character figure in Camden, Camden Town, which was like the hipster. This is a pre-Shorditch and all that and pre-Hackney. So Camden Town was the place. And this guy would perform in the back of a fish and chip place and it was kind of rockabilly, whatever. And you just, everybody knew him. He was one of those guys. And I don't know how it came to be but me and two friends and that guy and then these two older kind of funny, Hackley British women. You ever read Viz, British comedy magazine? They have the, there's a comic called Two Fat Slags and they were kind of like them. Ended up at this guy's fucking tiny, shitty, dirty flat with a, the one thing I'll never forget is a empty fish tank with dirty dishes in it. And we smoked crack and I could not understand these women. These women were like Northern England. So that's really tough to hear and to comprehend and their accents. And it was just weird, right? And we smoked crack all night until the third time, maybe fourth time. And it was like, are we gonna get some more? Cause we kept buying more. And I was like, if I don't leave now cause I was doing shows. I was there, I had a month at the Soho Theater on Dean Street, Soho. And I was like, if I don't, oh, I didn't even tell you my, I'm sorry, if I've went through all this. So my rule, my one rule is if I ever fuck up a performance or can't make a performance because of drugs or drinking, I have to quit that thing. I have to quit. And that was my promise. You have to quit the substance, not comedy. The substance, yeah. If it's messing with my ability to be professional to deliver. Karl Hart's rule is you have to sleep. Anytime people have psychosis from drugs, it's because they haven't slept. Yeah. All the bad salt, which is a fake story anyway, but like any psychotic episode, the first question you should ask is, have you slept? And the answer is always gonna be no. Yeah. So he's like, take a sleeping pill, do whatever you have to do. Yeah. That makes sense. I've been on, you know, was on some benders where you just sort of come to, you, not that you were unconscious, but you're doing this stuff and you're walking around and then you just sort of regain clarity. And you're like, what? It's 10 a.m. I'm in Tompkins Square Park and I've got a tall boy in my hand. What am I doing? Go home. It's time to go home, you know, and, but yeah, I said no, I gotta go. And, and that was the one and only time because it was great. Yeah. It's great. And that's actually a joke, I think from Mr. Show. It's lie detector sketch. Yeah. Have you ever done crack? What about crack? Do you ever smoke some crack? Yes. Dude, you're out there. I hadn't done it at that point, but Jay had and he was like, oh yeah, it's great. Yeah. It's the funny, it's like the first time I've ever seen someone on television say, yeah, I think the line is, yeah, it's great. It's crack. Yeah. It's incredible. It was great. It's crack, it gets you really cool. But I was not a downer guy, but I love doing, again, in moderation and I wasn't like, let's do fat rails. Yeah, would you do it like, like celebratorily or would you just do like, I don't know, feel like doing drugs? No, no, it was only as a practical function to keep staying out. So I would, I would not do big lines but I would have some and I would do bumps, you know, and we'd be out. And I was a bachelor who was kind of famous with some money in the East Village and Lower East Side with some celebrity and why the fuck wouldn't you do that? By the way, the locus of your celebrity, if you're gonna be like, you're extremely famous, you're Will Smith in the Lower East Side and Brooklyn. But I mean, I was having a blast. Yes. And I was going out drinking and meeting girls and hanging out with friends and going to shows and so I never did like, you know, coke where you're like, you know, I'm not gonna talk like that and I'm all jittery. I would just, it was as I said to my wife, it's like a cup of coffee for your nose. You know, it was, I wasn't doing like stuff where I was an asshole or anything like that. If it's enhancing, knock yourself out. That's what I- So that's what I, that's how I did, so I did a lot of coke, but I didn't, I wasn't a cokehead, I wasn't a fiend. I just, and it's also, I, you know, literally I knew everybody. There was a guy at every bar, you just, you find out who it is and you go, grab a bag and that's it. It's easy. I mean, you'd go and then you go in the bathroom, do some bumps and you're like, all right, let's have another drink. Yeah, great. Cook in. Hey, did you like that? Did you like that? Yeah, did you like it though? You want more? Don't wanna work? 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