 Hey, uh, I'm looking for some advice. There's this negative energy all around my house, and I'm trying to get rid of it What can I do? Oh? Well, what you want is sage just burn a little of this and use this feather to wave the smoke towards the negativity and Ask it to gently leave your space. This is an ancient tool used by shamans for thousands of years Hmm. Well, I'm a little bit skeptical, but at this point I'm willing to try anything Son when are you're gonna grow up and be a man and another thing you need to get yourself a real job and your girlfriend Oh, don't get me started with her and you need to clean your room, too And I know you were up on my instant messaging with your friends But you're not being a considerate helper around the house I can't be in here anymore Huh this shit really works