 I just got done watching Blue Beetle, the newest DC superhero movie that we're definitely not all sick of by this point. But this one features a Hispanic superhero, so that means it's amazing because it's different. Or at least that's what people would have you think. The truth of the matter, it's just like all the rest of them. If you're new here, I usually film these out of a studio and the quality is much better, but I'm on the road right now seeing family and friends, and Blue Beetle's all about family, so I wanted to check it out. But that means you get a crappy quality video review and that's just what you're gonna have to deal with. But let me come in close with you and be honest. Just moving the seat up. My god, how close does it get? Holy shit, the seat goes in- Oh my- Oh my god, what the fuck? Blue Beetle's all about family, but that's all it's about. The effects are terrible. They look like the Flash again. Apparently at some point the DC said, fuck it, we're not finishing these films because we're starting over. So they're very unpolished, very unfinished. I like all the characters. The family's great. The Mexican flavor in this one is really solid. It definitely keeps things a little bit more fresh in that sense, but that's the only sense. It's got lame CG battles. It has very cartoonish visuals. It has a CW TV show feel to it. And dear gods, the color grading is atrocious. I hate the look of this thing. They pepper a lot of neon into this, which is typically an easy win. I'm trying to get into the light, but neon mixed with yellow doesn't work. It looks really bad. It looks like this lighting looks really bad. I didn't hate this movie either. I just think it's really mediocre across the board. If you're sick of superhero films, this isn't going to do anything new to win you over. I don't think it didn't do anything for me. If you have kids, I will say it does feel very kind of childish CW. There's even an extended fart joke in there. My chin is being highlighted, but the problem is there's also a lot of swearing, like a good amount of swearing in this movie. It doesn't bother me. I mean, I'd be fine with my kids seeing it, but I know that there's a lot of people out there that they don't want their kids to hear, you know, hells and dams and shits. And there's a lot of that. I like the music. The theme song is cool. Susan Sarandon's having a good time hamming it up as a villain. Very generic though. Incredibly generic. All the white people are racist in the film, which is fair. We are. We are. It's funny. I came home to be with my family and nobody wanted to go to this with me because again, the racism. Well, there you have it. My super exciting visceral review of Blue Balls McGee, the 3000th superhero film that claims it's doing something new, but is doing nothing new at all. If you like this video, I don't do anything else like this. This is like some shit show one off from the car. But I'm probably going to be doing these for two weeks. I did. I did pre-record a bunch of normal style videos as well. So please think about subscribing for honest, somewhat funny reviews. Maybe you got to laugh. Maybe you didn't. That's that's on me. And yeah, hopefully I'll see you next time. Goodbye.