A song about how sweet it would be for the Pittsburgh Penguins to land free agent Zach Parise today! Lyrics by Josh K., courtesy of The Pensblog.
Bein' King Shero,
Trying to loosen some dough,
I got 7 skaters on my mind.
2 I wanna re-up
4 I gotta free up
1 says he's a friend of Sid's...
Zach Parise, Zach Parise,
Don't let the sound of dollar signs make you crazy.
Lock him up, while you still can.
Don't even worry 'bout Louis Lam.
Just find a place, take your stand,
Sending Z back to the corner of the state of Arizona
Such fine cap space to see
It's TK, my lord
But he hasn't scored, and he won't again in this city.
Come on ZP, It's so cold in the D
I gotta know if your sweet goals are gonna save me
We may lose, and we may win,
But at least you won't be with the Wings.
So saddle up, he's driving in