 So, do you know about the secret discord goal? I do know about the secret discord goal. The secret discord goal. It's so stupid. No, it's so good. It should be an option. If you use a third-party launcher, you can just pick it. Ooh. Ooh. John! Also, I know what you're like. I will never be... I don't either. I just pretend. Hi, everyone. Hi, everyone. It's ComCom. It's been a while. But you're still our community comments. That's what we call it. ComCom. That's an awesome name. That's wet. Okay. We're going to restart this out. Ricky. Okay. Welcome back to community comments. ComCom. I respect you enough to say all the syllables. Not going to stay. It sticks. I've been doing this for years. He's the editor. What about Unity? Unityminst. Put my head over his head. Did anyone... Did anyone hear me? Unityminst. Unityminst. Unityminst. It's mine is ComCom. Unityminst. All right. Let's reach to the comments. All right. We've been making some videos. We've made some videos. All right. From altered egos and from asked serpent. Love and girls and demons. And girls and demons and love. And love and girls. And demons and girls. I just want to love. And demons. And girls. Anyway. So did y'all ever find the belts? I can't remember how the session went. The belts? It was like, you've got all these belts inside. Because y'all were all dressed up like K-pop stars. Right. I thought you were always wearing the belts. Yeah, you were always wearing the belts. I thought the belts were inside. Because I don't know. Anyway. The belts are always inside of you, girl. The real belts are the belts we developed. Right. For you. And love and demons. Love, girl. Y'all's two characters are my favorite two guest characters so far. Copyright strike. No, no, no. Content that he's going to get us. Yeah, I know. I haven't seen altered egos, so I can't answer this one. Oh, you didn't watch it. I didn't watch it. Me and Matlock played K-pop stars. It was great. Demon hunting K-pop stars. From Grace Huntsman. Hi, Grace Huntsman. Hi, Grace Huntsman. This was great. And I loved the random resurfacing of the sandbar. Will Rachel's drawing be featured somewhere at some point? Yes. I think it's actually on Instagram already. And I commented that below that comment. The sandbar was the bar that y'all came through in this episode. So fun fact, when I was preparing for the alter egos, because I appeared before it like a year and a half ago. Right. I just threw in every door monster reference. Good plan. And like all these different random things. Some of them are no longer relevant. Oh. Like one of them refers to the unfinished state of a fable three experience. Oh no. That finished. It did. Wow. When the owners of the bar found out that we mentioned them in a podcast that no one listened to. They sent us a shirt. A couple shirts. And so Kyle is one and I have one. And I actually have it in my cart. We used to email them kind of regularly actually. They are still on Twitter. They're doing well with themselves during COVID. And they have, you can distance order drinks from them. Nice. And pull up and get them. And they will give them to you safely. From flamethrower productions. We are playing Candyland. I am dead. That's incorrect. You cannot die in Candyland. Although granny nut houses strats or whatever make you think you're dead. You want to die playing Candyland. That is the most devoid of a game game that's ever existed. I actually thrive off the board game art. There is clean thrusting. Can you believe what that's underrated? Mouse trap. No. Mouse trap. Yes. You know why I like it? Because you get cheese. Has anybody ever played mouse trap? Okay. That's actually, it sounds like you invented that game. I've only built the board. Nobody's ever played mouse trap. Nobody's ever played it. They've only ever built the board. And it's a cute little room billboard. Yeah. It involves an old man diving into an empty tank of water. In order to catch a mouse. I don't know the mouse trap lore. What is the mouse trap lore? It's like a big spinny boot. Kicks the bucket. Ian, what's yours? The next comment. From analysis paralysis still. From PC player 96. There's only 96 of you? I thought there would be more. Yeah. I was just pointing. I love how you guys made it like he was actually procrastinating while shooting the skit. He asked for his line. Ask the person holding the camera if they wanted to play instead of Ian. And even kept talking after he should have stopped on a script. If this just isn't a video of what goes on behind the scenes when Kyle is trying to get his friends to act. I don't know what it is. And then Kyle pops out of a pipe. Hope all Israeli traveling Mario confirmed. Ha, you're wrong. Kyle wasn't there. There is zero Kyle effort in that video. That's true. Also, there was like five minutes of post-punchline gags of us actually playing Candyland. I won. I think you lose, don't you? I think I storm off somehow. Actually, this is the script. I wrote an alternate script, but we didn't end up using it. So are you saying there are divergent world lines with regard to the script? There are. We Steins gate this script. No, no, no, no. Which world line was it? And are we still on it? In the one world line, I win. In the one world line, you do win. In the one world line, I come and I rip the board and I slap Ricky in the face with it for talking over. Candyland. Wow, okay. Fun fact. I'm not mad. I'm sorry. That Candyland, that copy of Candyland, which we spent $5 to do our monster money on, is now happily entertaining five and six year olds in City of Alaska. From the Stellaris video and from Omega 666, Alpha 666, I think the line, why don't we accept that we all have done some accidental war crimes, basically explains all paradox games. I don't know if my war crimes are accidental, because I don't know what I'm doing in paradox games. I am so impressed with anybody who knows how to play paradox games because I just, I think they're, they look super cool, but I just, I can't wrap my head around enough bricks to smash my way through the, the tutorials and things. If you, like AOE is the tip of my, like that's, that's the top. Is AOE paradox? Is it? No. AOE is not paradox, but like when it's a strategy game, that's as far as I can go. Oh. I play a lot of, I play a lot of paradox games. I like how deep they go. I think war crimes are pretty easy to do in there. What is 4X? It's exploration, exploration and exploit, exterminate. Hey. You got there. Yeah. Exterminate. Sam Owen commented, ah, Stellaris, pioneers of the intergalactic Zoom meeting. You know, everybody's complaining about Zoom, but you know what it replaced? Skype. Skype for business. You know what sucks? Skype for business. Yeah. I never use Skype for business. Google now has the meats. Google has meats. I think, like RBS. I'm pretty sure the game developers for Star Citizen actually still use Skype, because when they do their calling all devs, you hear like the little Skype doodoo. Also, because if they switch to a new, a new calling interface, that would take another six years of development just to get everybody used to it. No. The call noise for Skype. This is jam. This is by Lord Destructor. Coderizing an entire grove of family trees is probably the best euphemism for whirly-dirly woohoo murder spin I have ever heard. That's been so much better than that. That's so good. You made me cackle. It's great. Have you ever had anybody actually take whirlwind attack? No. Why not? Because I don't play Pathfinder. Whirlwind attack is stupid hard to get in Pathfinder. I saw that. I was making a fighter-esque character. I will say, though, that this line struck a sore spot with me. Why is that? Because at one point in time, as a DM, somebody attacked somebody with a flaming blade with a crit. And I said the infamous words, you cauterize them in half, wanting to explain that you have sliced the person down the middle and there's no blood because it's all been burned, right? My players thought cauterize in half was the stupidest thing I'd ever said. I got roasted for about 10 minutes about how dumb cauterized in half was. And now, every time anybody crits anything, they go, does it cauterize in half? And I go, yeah, it cauterizes in half. It sounds like your players are little s***. I'm from Michael Nagel. I love the pun. It's tempo in dry delivery. When it comes to it, this is solid informative content. Keep it up. Awesome. This is what I got my degree to do. I'm so glad. We've tried informative shows in the past, like Counterintelligence. And they just, what's Counterintelligence informative? Yeah! It's like, hey! Shut up! You shut up! Did you see my episode about sandwich law? Someday, I'm going to buy the rights to Counterintelligence to inform them for like a dollar. And I'm going to make it, like, earn like 65 and I've already retired and I'm going to bring it back. And he's going to be like, this is the coolest thing ever. And I'll be like a billionaire and then I'll die. And I'm like, I should have done this when I was 12. And then my life will only be regrets. But you'll have to be posting it on the new social media with like several accents. I will not. And that's why it won't get as big as I wanted to. Or you make four-bit second videos with like seven different songs playing in the background of million filters. You think in the future, all social media will be only vowels because we've already done the no vowels thing to death? Yes. This is from? This is from Lockdown Gridlock. Lockdown Gridlock. A great video. A great video. Great video. Great video. Great video. Great video. From Justin Exile. Mmm, I don't like the assumption it's DM's job to schedule a game. DM's are already doing so much. I gotta say this, I don't, we get this a lot of times. That's like, that's like, that should be like the base. Like before you're doing so much, you should be scheduling a meeting. I think it's interesting because we get this comment a lot. A lot of the people were really offended by it. I'm just, I'm curious, what do y'all do? I think maybe they're Paladin? They're Paladin? They're Paladin schedules the next game? I don't expect my other players to have everybody's phone number or anything. I'm the one who has all the phone numbers. So I do all the texting. I guess some people are talking about like using like Google Formers or things but I still, somebody still has to actually collect that data and I don't know why it wouldn't be the DM. So anyway, I'm interested to see what y'all do do because I improve my situation of not getting my, like, and then I won't have to make staffers in here go do it. Is there any kind of division of labor than any DM's institute? Like one person's in charge of scheduling the game. One person's in charge of making three NPCs with no narrative context. When it's usually the DM's like the most experienced at everyone else's noobs. It's not like how I always thought I went. I'm just like, I couldn't be totally wrong about it. I was just really surprised by how many people didn't do it this way. Yeah, I far with the DM. I wouldn't trust my players to schedule the game. I already don't trust them even to bring snacks. I don't even trust them to play the game. I don't trust them to play the game. Your ears bring snacks? Well, if we have live meetings, of course not online. They do bring digital. They do bring digital chips. I guess whenever we play the game, you gotta bring the funniest. You gotta bring the funniest in the game. You gotta bring the funniest in the game. My, my, my love, funniest. My rule is DM never has to bring his own snacks. The Green Dino says, as a teacher, I feel personally attacked by this sketch. That's the email, by the way. For the record, I am... Too bad we don't know two teachers. It's like, I can't do it. I'm a teacher. That's why I wrote the line that way. Also, I'm a teacher. Wait, this is very much laughing at people who say... Although, so I originally had like a bit where I just like stare at the camera and just... That got cut on the... That's on the kind of room floor for some reasons. Probably for good reasons. It's my face after all. I don't think the shot worked. I don't know. I was holding the camera so that's why I don't think it worked. Oh, alright. Let's all make the disapproving face at the camera. It was probably just me. Quick question on this email. What? I've always interpreted it as facing towards the right. Like the eyes are squeezed shut and pointing to the right. But are they... Is it that when you squeeze the sight, your brows stick out? Is it pointing to the left or to the right? I think it's just side-eye. Which way? Side-eye to the left or to the right? Okay. I think it's like, you know how when you're suspicious of something, you're like, I smell something strange. That's what you like. My mom and sister send me these terrible, terrifying emojis that are actual, like, photo scans of their face on the other emoji person. I hate that. That's fun. That's terrifying. I like it. Anyways, that was about teachers. It was. And those were our videos and those were the comments on the videos. If you want to be featured in community comments, leave a comment and... We'll read it. Next time I'm probably going to take some comments from the super special Patreon part of our free Discord. Join our free Discord. Watch us on Twitch. Subscribe. Subscribe. Give us that Twitch Prime sub. You ain't using it. You can find our Twitch schedule here. Our subreddit also there. 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