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Look where you're done. My nigga's gone. Look where you're done. My nigga's gone. My nigga's gone. My nigga's gone. Look where you're done. One more time. My nigga's gone. Look where you're done. My nigga's gone. Say goodbye, man. Come on, Ryan. You're in the camera. Oh, you can't say my nigga. Hey, man, you crazy. What's been going on? It's the first time we've all been together since. No, it ain't. I've never seen you. Nigga. Look where you're done. Look where you're done. My nigga's gone. Tell me what you're talking about. Yeah, I'm talking to tell us over where I live at. See, you know. I got to introduce myself to people now. I just got to do the old school tip of your hat and let them know that shit ain't... My daughter... My daughter killed me. Even if I had a dream of keeping this shit, my daughter was like, your hat got edges attached to it. That's hilarious. I see the little curve of that. Right in the front. Right in the front, it's over with. It's an evil world we're living. Got that curve in the back. Damn. It's Quentin. I ain't never seen a nigga like him. Ever. Ever. Nigga, let me tell you something. That shit feels so weird. I'm so ready to get back out there. I'm ready. I'm ready. It's so much shit on my mind that I need them folks to hear it like I did. You been writing? It's just shit that I want them to know. People are like, I feel like they should know this. Right. I think they should know this. Just being able to get that out. That's so much going on. I think you can have right and premises. Just the premises? You can build on it. That's when you build on them when you get on stage. Women are drug dealers. Of course. That's the whole premise. That's all I'm gonna say. See, I ain't got to that level yet. I don't even figure out how to build this shit. I'm just going out there speaking true life shit. Right. We usually get to build it when we're on stage. When we're on stage actually talking about it. Hilarious. Imagine they went to a coma in December and woke up today. He's gonna be like, nigga, what the fuck occurred when I was sleeping? He ain't even know, but that's funny. Nigga, who's in the coma? December and woke up today. We woke up during the coronavirus. They put me back in the coma. Hey, where my family at? They outside quarantining. Somebody out there is on house arrest. See, like, what the fuck? Somebody was on house arrest with him. You say what? Somebody out there was on house arrest and they glad that the rest of the family did the last few little months on house arrest with him. That's a lie. Cause they thug it. House arrest, I ain't even know Nigga still get house arrest. She. But that's the thing though. I feel like, I feel like kind of won't give a house arrest because they want for the company, that mean they got to come check on you. They ain't come to check on you. Ever? Hey, let me tell you something. Thought you was about to give a house arrest. Yeah. You been gonna do this all the time. I ain't even come to your house arrest. You got to be fucked up. What? I remember when Nigga was young and she coolin' here. Nigga. I ain't gonna model on your ankle. And somebody beside your mama tellin' you when to go to sleep. You know what I think worse than that is when the drunk people got to get the shit on their car that they got to blow into before it start, you done reached a whole another level of being drunk. Them the motherfuckers who won't listen. Them people got two 3D UAs and shit. You got to blow into the breathalyzer before your car even start. They be drunk on the way to that liquor store. Get the liquor. Hope the police don't get behind them. Them the police get behind them. They act like they can't drive and say they life. Nigga. They be sweating at the alcohol. All that shit should be down. Drunk driving, crashes, all that shit should be down right now. I think it's fucked up that they say that it's not acceptable to laugh at people like that. Like alcoholics and shit. I think alcoholics is funny as a motherfuckers. And notice that all this parking spots is random fuck over because everybody who go to the liquor store is alcoholics and they drunk. He ever knows that. That's why they got them yellow thing like the concrete and they all scraped up because people be drunk and they can't stop. You hilarious, bruh. I think alcoholics are some of the funniest people. I don't give a fuck with nobody to say it. Bruh, my cousin did some of the funny shit. What did he do? He got pulled over, bruh. He said, bruh, he said watch out for that shit. I didn't even get out of this shit. Nigga played death, bruh. Hey, that worked. No, it didn't. He thought he had a warrant. He was like, oh, you dead? He was like, yeah. So this nigga told you this story and he said he was deaf and it didn't work. This shit is ridiculous. Man, don't talk to this nigga, man. He said, you dead? Hey, man. Nigga's stupid. He's stupid, bruh. You just gonna throw him out there. Get him out. Oh, you missed it. I wish you could have been about that. Hey, hold up. Has anybody tried to buy it yet? They tried, but I think they know it me. That's what I said. I just said that. Nigga was like, oh, he said to love. You know what I'm saying? I want an inquiry. He said, you know what I'm saying? An inquiry that I want to buy. I'm like, I bet, but I ain't get back to it. He questioned me. He's like, where you at? He's like, damn, bruh, it took you long enough to answer. You must've wanted to say in the van. I'm like, god damn, bruh. I ain't know what to say back. Like, nigga, who the fuck you talking to? You ain't extra mad if a nigga really want to come see it and you really don't want to show it to him? They really just was coming to meet you. Like, where DC at? He really wanted to fucking van. He really talked to me like, I don't really want to say my van. He like, damn, bruh, it took you so long. You must've wanted to say it back. I knew. I knew it was a response. The nigga said, $5,500. Hey, bruh, somebody ain't close. I just been scratching it. Because I remember when you debuted. I take that little phone. You should've took it. Nah, because somebody looked at me and said, $5,000. And you still got the motherfuckers? Yeah. Shit. What you waiting on? I would've delivered that motherfuckers for $5,000. Full of gas, running. You gotta understand, though, it's gonna be people that don't really want it. They just want to meet you. I wouldn't even do that. I'll send another motherfucking old man. Of course it's not gonna be me. Chesh Drive, the mini van. Let me run around the corner one time and see how it run. Nigga, it don't matter how it run. You shouldn't be driving this shit no way, sir. Bye and put it up in the museum and leave the fuck it on. I told the nigga, I was sending an astro van. He got so excited. Who? He was like, you talk about a what kind of astro van you got? I said, I got these here. He got them. You talk about the brown one. I'm like, yeah, they got two, three seats. I'm like, yeah, you talking about the Chevy? I'm like, yeah, bro, that astro van. I just had a nigga about that astro van. Yeah, my friend had a soul one just like it. Bro, you wouldn't sell that motherfucker for $5,000 for real? Oh, here now. You need that extra $5,000. Man, this motherfucker can get that bit for whatever he bring me. You can have that bitch. Hey, man, you hear DC says, if you want the astro van, stop bullshit and go get the Astro van. Man, I remember you debuted the astro van. 42, get it, get it, get it, get it. Ain't been no goddamn 42 for it. We did the Montgomery Alabama show. That's when you, I mean, that motherfucker wasn't mine. No, it was Albany. Yeah, well one of them, Albany, Georgia, one of them you debuted it. I was like, this nigga got that motherfucker. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, this nigga got that fucking beautiful. That was like, this nigga got that motherfucking murder van. I ain't paying no for what I was running for. What you, what you going to get? How are we going to go with it? I had that bit dropped. I'm telling that bit weren't bro, there ain't nothing wrong with it bro. I'll tell you how you suit this bitch up. Okay, take your seats out. Alright, bet. Take the TV out. What kind of TV is this? It's got the little, the lil security si, Look at that, that's what it's all about. Look at that little TV, little that monitor, you cut it on the black or white, I'll tell you. So you take that out and you put your 12 inch in that motherfucker, the carpet seat, the carpet that's in there, nigga. That motherfucker's so comfortable, nigga. Oh man. Come on, and that why you on the back can't even think about some, don't get it and be like, I'll just, I'll get that bitch and do an episode of Pimp My Rat. I'm telling you you can pimp that bitch out, bro. Turn that Astro man, really it's a good, it's a good shell. Boy. Hey man, you a hell of a stand-up. Boy, I'm about to say. You done spent two episodes trying to sell this motherfucker. The whole time I'm sitting here listening to this nigga like, why you ain't do none of this shit to that guy? Free! If it was that nice, if it was that nice, why you ain't do all this shit? You ain't see it. You ain't see it. You ain't see when he posted it. Yeah, this was there when the damn first game was over. This nigga trying to sell us a Ninja Turta fan. That nigga, that nigga had to fuck him. Color the van from colors, nigga. And we bought the bussard cap on the nigga. That shit. It's a great shell, bro. You know what? It just got the upholstery. You know what, DC? Welcome back to the 85's show. Yes, it is. Hey man, we still over here talking about this fucking van. We looking for a buyer or somebody who can at least help us pimp this motherfucker out. Yeah, but you can have it done. It's hard to find good people that build cars and shit in Georgia. Right. They might be a decent car. I'm sorry. They don't fucking bullshit. Everybody fucking dropping more than a transmission. They can't even know about the van. When I was watching the episode, it just made me think like, what, when you bought that bitch, what did you see? What was on your mind when you saw that bitch and was like, you know what? This is what I need right here. What did you envision that being? Did you see that bitch in the movie when you was little and like, bro, that's the goddamn, that's the colors van. I got to have this bitch. Like, what made you purchase that motherfucker? I will take you through the whole process. Huh? What the fuck they got to do with anything? That bitch made one show. And back. And back. That's it. We ain't seen the van since that one show. That nigga was in the back of that motherfucker. So you curtains pulled down on that bitch. I was like, what the fuck you got going on, girl? What you starting a gang? What the fuck is happening in my name? Hey, the nigga kept me when he slid the door. He in the back counting money. What the fuck this nigga that bought a time machine? My nigga. This nigga. My machine. My nigga. Oh, shit. This nigga. This nigga. Had a fat nigga driving in the nigga. Get a driver at the same date. Hey, man. The nigga had a driver at the same date. Hey, man. Oh, shit. That nigga parked that van. I was like, bro. I know you remember when you opened the door. I was like, nigga. What the fuck, bro? He walked right past the van. Nigga. I walked. They say fly outside. I'm like, hollay fly. I'm smoking this shit. They like y'all said, I'm like, nigga, nah. He ain't out here. Ain't nobody out here. Ain't nothing out here but the venue van. My nigga. This shit. That nigga said it was the venue. I thought the van belonged to the venue. My nigga. That nigga slid that door open. I was like, bro, what the fuck is you got going on? The Astro van. That nigga got the easy-e van. And he said, I slid the door open. Like a plan on it. That motherfucker said, shh. Step in here and talk to him real quick. Talk to him real quick, nigga. Hey. And had a driver the same day. And the same day, nigga, was pushing that motherfucker. I asked him, I'm like, you want back tonight. That nigga bought a van. Didn't get the oil check tonight. And just drove that bitch to a show. To the show, bro. He ain't checked no times or nothing. That bitch went from somebody else's house. To the show. To the show. No, it didn't. Because he had to pick up. He had everybody in the van. That motherfucker. All of them rolled down in the van. So that means they had to make stops. To pick niggas up. And I know every time a nigga walked out the door. Hell no. The windshield wipers were nothing. I know everybody picked up when they walked out the door. It was like, bro, I said he was out front. What the fuck is nigga at, though? Because that nigga slid the door open. Hey. Salute to the fucking Astro van, man. Buy that motherfucker from fly. You see it got sentimental value to it, so. We gonna get you out two more weeks to get your money together. Look. Ain't nobody bought it in two weeks. I'm getting it for a little over. I'm gonna have that nigga auction it off. Niggas. Niggas. Oh, bro. Crazy. I told his nigga. He can only get 55 hundred. If he put 35 hundred in the glove box. So I'm gonna let you, I'm gonna let the people think you sold it for 55. But you really gave it to me for two. Come on now. Oh my God, man. It's gonna cost you $2,000 just to get it looked at. Then you gotta find a nigga that know how to work on rent. That bitch ready for work. Let me tell you something. Then you gotta find a nigga that know how to work on rent. That bitch ready for work. Let me tell you something. If you want to go buy some oodles of noodles and get you some cover. And think you finna go to California. I bet you make it. I bet you ain't gonna make it to California. I bet you you make it. I bet you don't make it out of Texas. Listen, I got your hand away. Hey, what you think about this fly? What if we let a nigga get the van for free? What if we let a nigga pay for the van? Let's say you take $1,500 off. You can buy the van. If you can make it from here to whatever destination you make it to, you can get your money back. You, nigga. You forgot who you talking to. A nigga ain't finna pay me $1,500. And then think he about to go to California. And I'm finna give him money back. You know how much shit I bought on a Korean list? He didn't make it home. I'm just saying. Because I don't got that bitch making it to North Carolina. I bet you, I promise you on everything. But you put it in that bag right time. Hey, man, y'all, y'all auto sales coming soon. Bro, you a terrible salesman. It's gonna be a car. I can't have a nigga like you in there while I'm trying to sell cars. I got a soul. You gonna be looking at a nigga like, I ain't gonna tell him shit. I ain't gonna tell him shit. I ain't gonna tell him shit. Listen, the time you get out your car and think you about to buy a car, I'm like, I got him. He's about to come up with a car right here. This nigga here, man. These two just look at a car and make up a price. What is the $500, bro? The $5,500. What is the $500, bro? The $5,500 to bring it down. Did you ever say how much you paid for that bitch? No. He ain't gonna do that. I think you paid $200 for that bitch. For real. We already looked up the killer. He might have found that bitch. He might have just been somewhere like, bro, somebody left the keys in his van. I don't sell cocaine, so I got to give him some out. Hey, I paid. The Kelly Blue Book value is $1,200. If I see you ship for $2,50, then I know I can sell things out. Hey, man. I promise you on anything somebody's gonna buy that bitch. Kelly Blue Book on the car is $1,200 in mint condition. Kelly? Kelly don't run shit over here. I give the hell what Kelly's saying. There's a lot of shit on Kelly that's $85,000. I don't know for a fact. This nigga gonna put money in this car. What man, that car, $85,000. But Kelly said that shit $1,200. Hey, man. All right, let's do some Kelly shit on your shit. Cool. No. You don't put money into your shit. You don't even be like, Kelly shit. You ain't humble. Yeah, you got me got cut that because you letting people know you ain't put shit in that van. You put money in your shit. Yes, I didn't put money in my van. That's why I'm bagging it up. What you put in there? I'm bagging whatever I'm selling, Joe. You got to be able to stand on that. I can stand on my bed and be like, nigga, you ain't even got to buy that bitch. What you put in there though? A milk or a nigga to crack this bitch up and go to get it. But hold up. I got receipts for everything I bought. Oh my God. I got a receipt for that one, too. What you do to the van? That motherfucker ain't salvaged. That's how to clean. I got the pink slip. That motherfucker in my name. I can show you all the investments I made to make bad work. But I can show you the receipts, the tune-ups and all that. Get it right. You done did all that, man. Man, that motherfucker. Listen, if I wasn't staying this motherfucker, I would say the motherfucker to my kinfolk and know he good. I'm a bad. You're going to buy the Astro van. And then I'm going to pimp that bitch out. But then I'm trying to tell you, it's not even in the condition that you are assuming that it's in. This motherfucker will ride. You can put groceries and be like, I'm out. Fuck y'all. I'm living in my whip. Like, you can rip. The AC worked. Listen. The AC worked right now. Then we're going to have to turn it into what it was going to be when he bought that bitch. You bring that motherfucker up and put the AC on. That's what we're going to do. 60. You can chill and hop off that bitch. Fly. So if it blows by the van, we're going to turn it into what you were seeing when you bought that bitch in your mind. We're going to actually turn it in. All the fuckers is already ready. This is what I'm trying to tell you. You ain't going to have to do nothing, but put a little spank on that bitch. That's it. That nigga got you. Whatever you assume that you're about to do, I'm going to tell you what you ain't going to have to do. What? Whatever you assume that you're going to have to do, I'm going to tell you that you ain't going to have to do. What you think you got to do to the car? Everything, nigga. What you mean everything? My goodness. What is it? What is it? It's an O2. It's an O2? O2. Okay. Damn, they ain't never changed the body style of them. That motherfucker is literally the exact same one. So look, the van 18 years old. 18 years old. That means all the suspension ain't gone. All the shit under this shit is gone. You got to have a whole new fucking brick. You got to have new brakes. Man. New suspension. You just turn this nigga into the yard. You got to have a tune up. You got to do the whole time in. Know the motherfucking need some gas. I don't know what I'm about to tell you, man. Pull a leak in everywhere that bitch needs some spark plugs. Wires. The fucking power steering pump is fucked up. You broke it. You broke it. Hey. I know the motherfucking need some ball joints. Hey, man. Hey, nigga. Ragged opinion is just busted. I'm telling you. That nigga don't know too much about them cars, man. I got the tune up. You got to spend 4,000 under the motherfucking. That's before you even pop the hood. He said, what year is it? It's an O2. Okay. All right. Well, let me tell you, look. He's trying to go to Spain. You got to do all the suspension. Fuck those shocks. This is not a book. Carlos, this is an actual man. Nigga, I know. And to keep the bottom from falling out of that bitch, you got to spend both of it. Nigga, the car's 20 years old. I'm going to tell you right now. The tune up is good. The oil change. When you take that motherfucking to the mechanic, he's going to say, look, man, I had to cut these boats out of your van. I hope you ain't mad at me. They was just, they was all seized up. You're like, we got to use the torch to cut the shit off. Man. You can't trust him. He just couldn't shit. Maybe he can't go. I'm telling you as a friend, you ain't going to need no metal. I got you. Hey, if a nigga by the van, just don't get DC, don't give the nigga your number that by the van, because when he get all that shit lost, this van just started happening. I'm just talking shit. I'm fucking with it. Hey, man, the bottom of the goddamn van fell out flat. Word boy, you was driving too fast. You got cars from DC Auto. You ain't got nothing to worry about. You got guaranteed car facts. Hey, but since last week, you been driving here like the van. Tell the truth. I've been driving here like that. I know. You in it tonight? If you want to ride right now. Why do you need to bring it? And hit that big pretty guy, a pretty brick. If you need him to thirsty, he going to come all the way to the front. Why do you need to bring it up here? Because I had to put it up. Okay. I had to put it up. Because it's for sale. That's why he ain't driving. Somebody came to look at it. Really? Yeah. Thank you, Bush, you know, but he came to look at it. Well, if a nigga walk around the car, twice he ain't going to get it. No, somebody come back a bit. We done talked about it too much. If he walk around it twice, he ain't going to get it. We got a one-way ass follower that collect vans and he want that bitch bad. That's just one of a kind. It's 02. If he wasn't sold or the man you got to be sold on, go ahead and get the Astro van, man. It's ready. You ever seen them car show and they be looking for shit? Yeah. I've been looking for this. Yo. That's that thing. It's a nigga out here that's like, I'm looking for Astro van. 02. Yeah, it's a nigga. He a model. I'm willing to give you $10,000. I'm willing to do what? You can have this motherfucker. You want a picture? You mean to tell me somebody going to show up and be like, look here, DC, you really don't know what you got over there. What? So fucking Astro van. Damn, don't do that because then he'll fuck around. Keep that bitch. I'll tell you, bro. That shit. You know what? Now look here. I didn't come over here to low ball you. The shell is beautiful. Well, you take $6,500. That ain't going to happen. You know what? $6,500. I don't know. I don't know. You got to play. You got to play hard ball. I'm going to go and keep that mouth open, man. I don't kind of really see myself riding in that motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? Hey, man. Nick will be like, y'all do the 72. 72. This nigga in my whole mind. I'm like, but I'm about to take that 72, man. Shit. Shit. I don't know, man. 72. That's the way. Long way from team. Goddamn, Astro. Hey, man. They said like... It's your assault, motherfucker. They said like 600,000 people that came to Georgia since this shit didn't open. Man, what? 600,000 people came? Listen, the whole shit that I always stay in, bro. Like, every time I come down here and the last time I came, I stayed there, nigga. It was dead. I'm talking about Haunted dead. This time, for every time I'm going on an elevator coming to the lobby, it's a group of niggas trying to get on the lobby. I'm talking about they deep young niggas just trying to get out the house. I asked them, I'm like, what the fuck is y'all niggas doing? He was like, man, we just tired of being that damn, bro. We just want to be somewhere else. I'm like, nigga, this is the most with all this shit ever. And they were from Atlanta? I don't know where they was from. They was just niggas that was deep in the hotel. Checking in to a hotel to do nothing. Niggas is from Atlanta going to check in at a hotel that stayed in Atlanta. Atlanta, yeah! It's ridiculous. People just want to get out the house, man. That shit is this thing. I saw these pictures. They had these people at Greenberry. They said they was waiting in line to get some Jordans. Y'all niggas do that. But then I was like, what the fuck they gonna wear them to? Who you gonna see? Where you finna go? Hey, Georgia open. Y'all can go. No, it's not. Niggas the mall open. Lennox is open. Lennox is not open. All that shit is closed in there. People are walking out that bitch. Niggas, have you seen the people walking out? So the mall open, but the store is closed. The mall is open, but the stores are closed. Niggas are walking out that bitch like. That is so dumb. Hey, but the mall is still open. The mall is open. We ain't say Foot Locker was open. We said the mall. Foot Locker is just in the mall. Everything that's in the middle of the mall is open. The kiosk. Anytime a nigga walk in here. Your phone. Oh, man. The kiosk people ain't playing. Your phone. I get a piece of your phone. They didn't turn the mall into a free market. That's all you hear. Hey, I get a piece of your phone. Get wild out here, man. This is wild shit going on. What's some shit that you would sell in the middle of the mall? Let your phone crack. What's some shit that I would sell in the middle of the mall? If somebody gave you the kiosk and they were like, you can hustle right here. What would you sell in the middle of the mall? Shit. Phone chargers. That's it. Phone chargers. All different types of niggas. You get your personalized phone chargers. This is phone chargers. Because niggas are all... Then it's going to be a nigga that's trying to shortstop you. I can fix your phone and it's telling you to try to... Hey, it's always going to be that. But I'm going with the phone chargers. What you selling in the middle of the mall? Deal, though. Crazy. I'll make a million dollars by the phone. The key is going to be all the time, bro. You going to just have the dicks out with the kids. That's the thing. I ain't going to even have nothing out. Motherfuckers just want the word get out. So you're just going to be there with the clear kiosk. I was thinking about selling kuchen like the kuchen packs. No, I'm saying all I had to do was go to the drug. That's what I'm saying. You ain't going to have no label or nothing on your kiosk. It's going to be like bamboo and liquor. Oh, my God. If women are about eyelashes out of a vending machine, I know they're about, motherfuckers. Deal, though, from a motherfucker with no display or nothing. Just be a nigga sitting there with plants on the car. I don't know what I'd sell. What would you sell, fly? I can't sell one spider still. I know what you would sell. The Astro Van. Nigga, you just put a picture of that bitch up on the kiosk. Yeah, nah. So you got to move around in that bitch. See, the Astro Van might turn into a promotional van. You feel me? It might wrap my face around that bitch. Fuck you, man. Yeah, on the window. That doesn't track the way too much attention. I don't know, man. I might sell Swishers. Nah, that's a good one. Just open up a big-ass box, go get a hundred pack, and sell it for a dollar. Single. Bustin' heads. Yeah. Well, we become legal. Bustin' heads, nigga. That's all you just eat. Swish your packs all around. That shit will make you want to buy them. You like, damn, nigga. Yeah, you might as well. This is a bit of Swisher pack. Give me ten of these bitches. God damn. You ever see somebody with a whole bunch of Swishers? You just have to buy Swishers. Go to the store. Hey, buddy. I just got the little box. Let me see it. Let me get five of them bitches in. Nigga, if you in the mall, what the fuck is going for a dollar pack? How you feel about 2020? What? Nigga? Shit, man. My head hurt. Boy, I'm waiting to see what the year-end wrap-up rap song's gonna sound like this year. Ooh. You gotta start. It's gonna be a slow song. It's gotta be an R&B song. It's gotta be something I said. The rappers, y'all can do one, but we gotta get a crooning nigga to sing about 2020. Anthony Hampton. One of them. Anthony Hampton. Anthony Hampton. You gotta do a 2020 wrap-up song because your voice is the only one that can be able to bring out the pain of this year. You gotta bring the Nappy Boys in this shit, too. They gotta do the whole thing. Something, boy. You gotta have a nigga. This shit. I'm gonna try this shit ever. Shawley. All that. 2020 Shawley. 2020 that show this ass nigga, we got murder hornets that showed up in America. You believe in shit? I do. You believe murder hornets? Uh-huh. It's been killer bees out here. What happened to the killer bees? See? Can you just thumb about two minutes more? You see what you just said? Murder hornets kill killer bees. You see what you just said? What? You said killer bees. Right. That mean they'll kill you. Right. If you provoke them. Right. These are murder hornets. That mean ain't nobody did shit to them. They just out here killing shit for no fucking reason. Right. Fucking murder. I don't fuck with bugs, nigga. I have to watch it in my girl, nigga. These ain't bugs. These are fucking murder hornets. Uh-uh. Not murder one, murder two. Murder hornets. Nigga. Not second degree murder, but they murder hornets. We get outside. We got a doctor corona and a murder hornets, nigga. That we ain't even in the summertime yet. Not manslaughter, but murder hornets. I don't know what the fuck about the happen, but nigga, I feel like 2020 is gonna be the year they fuck around and find a dinosaur. I'm telling you. I think they found it. I'm telling my one that's still alive. That's what a motherfucker told me the other day. What? Fishes are part of the dinosaur. Man, listen to me, bro. That shit's how stupid it's for saying that shit. Fishing. Sharks are dinosaurs. Sharks are dinosaurs. Yes, nigga. I can see that. He was deep in his... Sharks is being dinosaur. They come up. They was around. Sharks was the only one that was around $1. Well, they was way bigger, but yeah. I didn't see no shark. I see a rhinoceros. They got this big-ass shark called a megalodon. A fucking shark big as a whale. You ain't never seen it. Huge. And they ain't never seen it. Any time a nigga take a picture, he bite that ass. But they don't even know if all those bitches go. I know they led to be like 150 years old. At least, sharks. Yeah. But think about it. Rhinoceros. Hey, the same shit that makes sharks glide through the water. The same shit that's in Pussyjuice. Did you know that? What's it called? You been watching. Google it. No, that's the same shit that make them glide through the water. I don't know the exact name of that. But it's the same shit that's around in that Pussyjuice. It's sticky. Glucose. Word. That's it. Glucose. Glucose. It's just making some shit. Yeah. That's the one right there. Fuck him, man. What is it? First sharks appear 450 million years ago. That's from the 85 south. First sharks. We have a research department. Yeah. Okay, research department. Look up how long dinosaur's been here then. No, dinosaur's been here since the first day. First sharks appear 450 million years ago. That means somebody's seen it. Research department? How do you know when the shark appeared? According to research. What type of research? The most current research that's available to us. Ain't nobody seen those sharks told nobody. A nigga died from it. But you know all of this is just speculation. Right. Everything. 450 million years ago. Simon Swarms could have been here 450 years ago. Nobody would have a fucking name. They could have been here 86 years ago. What about a hippo? Who know? You know how you know how much? What the fuck are we talking about? I'm just saying y'all niggas been watching that tiger king. I'm going to tell you how animals is. You know you ever seen a mutt in like a dog that was mixed with a lot of dogs? Like it's a mutt. Think about it how animals is. Like a rhino might be mixed with a god damn dinosaur alligator. What is in that blunt? And an elephant. What is in that blunt? He kind of big, you know, like an infinity truck, huh? What is in that blunt? What the fuck wrong with you, man? Don't a rhino look like an infinity truck? This nigga said a rhino. I'm through with this nigga. This shit is crazy. For real? Man. I love this shit, gang. You see they locked up them two white guys that killed Buddy Jog. They needed to. They locked them up. They should be crazy, man. The streets ain't safe, man. It ain't never been safe for a nigga. Hard for a black man over here, man. At least the beginning stages of justice, it ain't over yet. But you know, they know them to get loose. They don't shit like that. They know them to get real loose. They some tricky motherfucker. Because the other buddy that did the shit the first time was the one walking around out there. God damn. What's my man's name? Fuck it. Don't even say it. I ain't gonna say his name. I'm talking about Zimmer, man. He a hoe. This shit saved. Soon as outside open back up, they showed back up with the racism and the violence and shit. Oh, really? Just to remind you, it was normal. You want some normal? See, here you go, black man. We back to normal now. This shit crazy. R.I.P. Trayvon, man. R.I.P. the last they liked it. It's fucked up, man. Niggas can't do nothing out here. That's why you gotta stay prayed up and just stay with that scrap, man. That's what you're talking about, right? I'm telling you. I'm... Let me tell you something. I got so many bullets for a nigga. I bet I'll make it home. I'm telling you, you assume and think that I'm a... I'm a suspect. All right. Y'all are gonna be a victim. You gonna turn yourself into a victim, sir. Y'all better take that shit home, man. Everybody playing that shit. All right. Morning. It's just, buddy, you know, to leave your house. I'm finna go run real quick. I'll be right back and never come back. Right, my nigga? Right, my nigga? Right, bro. Like, come on, bro. Like, come on, bro. Like, come on, bro. Like, we can't even live normal life. You know, they be trying to say that they have break-ins over there. So a nigga will run in... What they get? A nigga will run in a look that a construct... It's just like a nigga with a jar right there. I want to know what a structure is. And see the construction of the house and be like, damn, how they built a nigga. He said, stop that look there. That was like... This out in the middle of the house. It started running. Nigga can't do that. This the country. These are white people who stay out in the middle of nowhere pretty much. You know what I'm saying? It's like, what was stolen? Nothing, my life was stolen. That might just be some motherfucking mep heads that got in the goddamn shit and the stolen. Exactly. If you see the video, he ran across the car that realized I guess the nigga had the gun and was like, hold up, nigga, what you doing? Now he's touching it. Before you know it, nigga, there's three shots going off and then all of a sudden this shit happened. Oh my, bro. But that's just a cover up there. They don't never tell you what the descriptions are. And then how did the camera end up right there? How did that happen? So they can show it off to these little people that they got. Think about it. You recording. You not just... Nigga, we drive every day. I ain't now thought of that in my mind and just be driving. But let me just record behind these four cars right quick. Ever. You recording because you know what's gonna go wrong. You dig what I'm saying? Right. I think this is a time for when the fact that we stuck in the house and you got time to really manage your mind. Take that as an example to learn how to manage the chaos around you to make your environment better. Right. Like the reality is that's an old game. They been hunting niggas for ever since the beginning. So get your mind right and get as strong as you can mentally. So if we ever are able to galvanize and come together as people been trying to get us to do for the longest time, we'll be mentally prepared for the... Right. We'll come with that. You know what I'm saying? But until then, we're just gonna keep watching this shit happen and try to put no real effort into making their mind elevate beyond the bullshit that they tell you. If you believe the bullshit, then you believe you three-fifths of a person. So you're already the elevator beyond what they wanted you to think. So now go beyond that and train your mind to be able to deal with the chaos that we already know how to manage but elevate your own thinking. And then we might be able to get this shit to stop one day. Yup. I agree. I agree. Stay prayed up, bro. Stay safe and stay knowing that is where they built for us. This country, you dig what I'm saying? You can try to maneuver your environment and understand, dictate what's going on, but you gotta understand, man. Be able to make a left and then a right step. You dig what I'm saying? And leave when you see the white pole. Don't put yourself in a position where a motherfucker can put you in a box. When you see the white pole, leave. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. When you see the pole, leave. Let them have that shit. You didn't let them have that shit. Let them have that shit. They ain't gonna improve. No point. Don't prune. End game. Leave, man, nigga. Take your black ass home. If you can. Take your ass home, man. Yeah, I don't know about anyone. Don't even loud talk to them, folks. Man, just leave. Hey, oh, please. Take your ass home. Don't try to record and be like, yeah, I just told this fuck nigga what to do. Don't be one of them niggas, bro. Go home, my nigga. Please, as a black man to black man, I'd rather you be living than you trying to make a viral moment and then you go viral for real. Yeah. Hey, man, shit wicked. As a black man, a lot of this shit that I had a conversation about it yesterday, it was like, well, how come black people don't, you know what I mean? How come we can't utilize all of the, you know, elements of America that other races of people come in and utilize of the American dream, come get neighborhood stores and put all this money and get all this money out of the community and send it back home. It's like because all of those tools have been strategically held back from niggas' youth. We ain't never been given the real opportunity to utilize our brain power. All the times we get to show our brain power even if we are this or if a nigga, you know, get to sell dope for a couple years and be the man in the neighborhood. But that made that nigga brilliant. These motherfucking dope dealers that we didn't have over these years that made all these hundreds of millions of dollars, these was motherfuckers that could have really changed the community. So you see it's a strategic play to get a smart nigga that's not afraid of out of there. So we gotta start building more of them, man. We gotta start building more men to be able to know when to walk away, to know how to be able to take it on the chin and say, man, you know what, I'm gonna let y'all have that because I know niggas ain't nothing I can really do. I'm gonna lose every way. We gotta start instilling that into our black brothers. You dig what I'm saying? Like, let them for know, like, you got to make sure you doing what you got to do out here. You feel what I'm saying? It don't matter the stereotypes that they put on us with them, like you say, the basketball and you being a rapper and shit like that. My nigga, we can be so much other shit if you got talent in it, you can make money in it. You got talent in it, you can make money in it. Don't put yourself in the box of people around you or you think you got to do something that's around you. Like, my neighborhood, it was dope dealing. I was just saying that shit today. I was right. I was like, bro, my mama raised a good kid. I was a good kid. Everything I got myself into, I got myself into that shit, bro. You feel me? The screech turd me out. You feel me? My mama raised a great child. That's why I'm humble and loving. I know the certain shit that she put me in. I can balance it off the shit even with the screech shit that I learned. I'm like, oh, yeah, nah, because when I was in shit that my mama put me in, I'm like, I want to do that. But by me being a screech nigga, I can do it like this, though. You see what I'm saying? So it like, my mama raised a good kid, the screech turd me out. So just be you and just don't worry about what's going on. Around you, bro. You got to tap in and know what's your purpose and control it. That's deep. Man, it's important. Most important shit. I know everybody get, you know, I see everybody getting loose with me, upset about it and all that, but my thing always is, you know, niggas ain't going to do nothing. We ain't doing nothing. So the best thing you could do in reality is make your situation better, man. Elevate your mind because they don't give a fuck about a nigga out here. At all. At all. Not even a little bit. No sympathy for it. Niggas don't give a fuck. They don't give a fuck, but I'm going to tell you what we got. Niggas don't. And then you, that's the thing. You got to watch both sides. That too. That's the killing part. Well, okay. Okay. Because you ain't no safety. You said some shit then. Okay, niggas. All right. Now, let's take this one for example. Even with living conditions. I don't mind staying around some black folk, but by me knowing it's white people around or is it, I know it's safe. You see what I'm saying? Right. I would not staying like I said around black folk because I want to see other black folk doing good. It is not safe living around no white people. What are you talking about? No, what I'm saying is like, you know how you in a nice community is white people. Yeah. Then you the threat, that's the, you threaten they safe it in. I always see that too though because they don't want to see it since it's for black person. That's why I said I want to stay around black folk. But black folk don't take care of their shit. Point me out into a great suburban area. Nice and clean. And I'm talking about motherfuckers really howling they been and strategically black. And I saying just the houses. The business that's around it. Yeah. Point it out. Wakanda. That's as good as it's going to be. Point it out. Wakanda. I'm just speaking. I ain't dying. I don't know what I'm just speaking. But when you what you just saying about my old neighborhood. But just saying like what you said about you know, niggas not taking care of their shit. Like to me, it go deeper than that because it's certain shit is ingrained in our DNA. You know how when you riding, you could be clean. You ain't got no straps in the car, no weed, nothing. You just driving down the street on the way to the grocery store. If them police get behind you, I'm clean. I know, but I'm clean. Even if I'm clean, you gotta do that. I'm clean because you gotta understand the life that we live in. It's not even about the drugs. It's been passed down. Because first it used to be because you was doing some because I was doing something. Now that I ain't doing nothing, it's still like, okay, even though I ain't doing nothing, it's still scared me, but it's like, now when the time state like niggas just being black, getting pulled over, niggas are threat. You feel me? I'm saying this past time. I ain't got no drool. What I'm nervous for? Niggas, I'm black. Right. You don't know how they feel. Oh, this might be they stop. Niggas, this is another crime. I'm committed to crime by being a fucking color, nigga. Man. You dig what I'm saying? Like, what the fuck? That's why I'm saying why black people, what we gotta do, and I'm going to keep hitting them in the head with the back head. Y'all nigga wake up. Y'all nigga wake up. What we gotta do is spend money with each other. Once we spend money with each other, guess what we can do? Start gaining our community back. When we gank our community back, you gotta understand it's rules and guidelines. Niggas, back hand. Fuck, fuck, fuck. You need rules and guidelines. You have to go by the rules and guidelines. First of all, they created the rules and guidelines. So it wasn't for us anyway. So we got to go in there to create a system for us. Okay? First of all, we gotta get the property. Once we get the property, we gotta know we gotta get insurance. Because you know these niggas like to come burn our shit where we don't have insurance so we couldn't get shit rebuilt. So when they burn our shit, we don't have the property. You know who has the property? They come snatch it from us. They make us move and they snatch it from us. So what we do, we gotta buy the property back. Make sure we put money up for the insurance for fuck niggas and make sure we pay the property taxes. Each year, the property taxes are the least expensive of all the bills and everything. Just put that up so we can own our community. They can't come fuck with us if we own this shit. We got to get past looking at each other as enemies first before we can never live peacefully amongst each other. You know what I'm saying? That's the most important part that we got to know like we see the white people in our lives not appreciated. This should let you know that we got a responsibility to ourselves not to keep knocking each other the fuck off for nothing. Like if you got a confrontation with somebody you take it back to the old school fist fighter nigga but you got to be able to put that wanting to murder a motherfucker for nothing aside because like we all have suffered losses in regards to that niggas did that so who I'm really supposed to be mad at if I'm going to be mad at somebody you know what I'm saying I'm supposed to be mad at the person that's beside me that I can make a change in so I'm frustrated in the fact that the first thing to come to your mind when you get into it with somebody that look like you is to go grab a pistol and knock them off the fuck off now they did and you in jail and there's two more niggas off the street that ain't going to be able to make your mind in any way shape or form if you don't realize that the nigga that your nigga your brother that ain't your enemy man that ain't your no matter how poor you is how fucked up the environment is we all come from them environments nigga but for us to be where we at and people look at us and see like how'd you do it because I've elevated my mind to be beyond the bullshit like I come from a place where the niggas that live around me when I was making the character building my character as a young man responsibility then they turned around and hated me for having it when we became grown men because they don't have it so now I'm your I was he was laughing at me when I was walking to the store getting the grocery but now that I'm out here taking care of my responsibilities that you never picked up because you was playing all the time I'm now a nigga that's the enemy to you so you want to do something to me more than the police do because you feel like I owe you something but all we owe each other is to be able to say man we ain't gonna never stop this shit been going on since forever third good Marshal and all of them was fighting these cases and it don't stop that shit was in Pocahontas nigga I'm watching Pocahontas today white folk calling Pocahontas them savages the savages we have to kill the savages and then Pocahontas they we not savages y'all think we savages they out there fight like savages savages we got to see that shit bruh your head's in them four and then they might be mad cause they killed one of Pocahontas but Pocahontas couldn't get up on them you feel them cause Pocahontas feeling a little bit John Smith little bitch John Smith John Smith the ultimate white man John Smith I'ma tell you I'ma tell you that pussy was so good bruh it made John Smith thought he was talking to a tree remember that time she gave John Smith that pussy he was like hold up bitch this nigga just said bruh and when that nigga thought he was talking to the tree the tree was like that shit good and he was like what the fuck and the tree she was like what he was like you didn't hear that that shit was lit bruh my daughter had me watching that shit four days straight I'm like damn bruh y'all are crazy nah it's fine that she liked that shit I grew up on I'm like how do you know she cried bruh when who that was snap out of it nigga was a car see that mode that he just went into that's what the fuck we got a shit nah but see that's about me and me hearing that nah I'm talking about just doing that with each other that natural aspect we don't know what the fuck was out there when we heard that but if a nigga just look at you you going to that same mode like damn bruh right down on when Mufasa died bruh she ain't thinking nigga new she can't leave and then going like she'll come back and then walk off and then come back and like be doing this shit I'm like like nothing that is just Mufasa I'm like you cried you Mufasa damn that's hilarious everybody you might you gotta stop yourself from crying every time you see it dad get up yeah nah man some little bitch he the reason why I've been smoking the blunt about 30 minutes over there bitch I'm a fucking hunger I should have ordered some wings should have been right shit you came in now you just asked for food now look food on the floor oh for real oh your son put that thing right up right up right up nah that's done that's done for shit hey man we just talking about unity hey the crew food you and I T Y bring the food to me please shit craze out here in 2020 this has been one of the wildest years how have you seen it in a long time this is the wildest to me this is the wildest year in history of anybody that's on the planet y'all don't want to smoke women bro I want to smoke by myself man y'all they craze I keep trying to pray to them I'm like eee bruh eee bruh eee bruh we've been smoking nigga earlier you know what I don't like about 2020 this shit shit I don't know cause I don't like shit me as slow though I think people know what's going on with the market they know who they want this shit but bruh when you work hard to get to a certain point to get your establishment in motion at the end for y'all to be like you can't go to work we like wait a minute that ain't what we go to work for like we go to work to become entrepreneur you know through this for somebody else to be like go home I'm laughing I'm laughing at all this shit the whole can't go to work I ain't even looking for shit to do I ain't even flexing like I'm busy motherfucker asked me what I'm doing and I told him nothing then they invited me to do some shit I was like you must have misunderstood what I said I said I was doing nothing nothing is the something that I'm doing I didn't need you to suggest some shit for me to do if I already decided that I'm not doing nothing don't keep myself being fucking bullshit man listen this shit is 20-20 so vicious when I was coming down here they had the sign on the gas station that said if you don't have a mask and gloves on you can't come into the store I don't know if it's bad right there in that little section or what but you can't come in if you ain't got the mask and gloves and you are subject to prosecution so from February to May maybe just don't give a fuck straight through but uh who are the niggas the niggas were going to stand close to that food that would make sure I'd get me a wing you were going through they act like I'm on the phone wing trip they had like somebody on the phone anybody on the phone they were just trying to get closer to the wing God this is crazy alright man but yeah now in February if you had a mask and gloves going in the gas station you ain't a criminal now if you don't have on the mask and gloves you're a criminal you gotta go and put that mask and glove on me and you gotta have some of this shit hand sanitizer oh yeah I keep that shit sneezes is the new bullet lil squirt y'all y'all be over squirt man lil squirt lil squirt lil squirt you can't even talk no more man that shit that was something that you slapped on that one man y'all niggas have created that shit I didn't let you slide on that one hose what the fuck that shit fuck a whole conversation up no squeezing my niggas paws alright when you rub hard on the hose my niggas paws wait a minute you the one who said y'all niggas squirt too much no I'm talking about people people squeeze on the hand sanitizer to have the bottle too hard you can't even say what you want to say people in general are squeezing on the hand sanitizer bottle too hard a lispect lil drop cleaning the whole hand you ever see me like all that you don't even know you don't know how dirty them fuck's hands are no that I'm a fucking kid 99.99 if a lil squirt kid 99.99 you the big squirt kid like the same amount of the same amount of it it's gonna get the same amount of it oh my god hey how long you think it's gonna take for the real for this shit kick off real like how long you think it's gonna take what's your over under on getting back to being on stage again bro man this but you give it what month what month is it now it's May 20 I know we probably gonna do some this year but my mind focus on this year January 2021 I don't believe it shit gonna be poppin like a muff in September shit gonna be sick nigga up here in the coverage you're like right cause the regular flu that shit gonna be weird it's gonna be like hold up I think it's not till summer 2020 when you talk about 2021 my bad you talking about big big venues and big crowd I understand bro like performing with your mic and derail some water bro we did what 8 on our last show 8,000 how many hands we shifting hugs we gave bro getting back to that how you gonna how we gonna be having the meet and greet niggas coming up niggas gonna have to start bowing to each other take the picture everybody bow and get back what I been fucking with you ah bro that boy was nervous for real bro you know we don't doubt the lightest way to hand oh my god on the niggas palms on the niggas palms on that hand damn I don't know when the world gonna open back there but like I said I just been laughing at all this shit cause they didn't shut our whole industry down and now I'm like the niggas at the end of the movie I told you motherfucker I told you I told you they were gonna shit the shit you thought shit was sweet didn't you I told you a motherfucker there I give you credit man loads been saying this for years I'm talking about for years he said hey nigga sometimes they just come and he was just talking about in comedy reference but he's like they come and they just gonna turn the water off everything dry everything gone nigga them times happen in comedy all the time the world and you know what's crazy it seemed like this shit happened like every five years what like when the comedy industry just shut down you remember when they had that big ass right of straight it wasn't you know what I'm saying there's always some shit but it ain't even like it's your motherfucker telling you you can't go to work like I don't been at a job and you want to work and nigga like you can't do overtime I don't give a fuck I'ma say it I used to work for uh the Braves the Atlanta Braves they used to park cars in the C parking lot yes sir it used to be how the fuck out there 99 degree they keep bouncing up out there screaming coming right back hitting you in your face home you know how to have a good one better park no more fucking car you did so I'm parking car bro my motherfucking supervisor name don't say a name she look I can't remember her name but she know I know her I used to do overtime she's like this semester with you you can't do overtime because you have to spread it out to every employee I'm like bro every employee you don't want to do overtime look at it look at this bitch she across the street already she ready to go home why are you trying to get her overtime let me work never let me get overtime home you mean about this dude and I got fired why I wanted to work I ain't never where you fired a nigga who wanted to work what the fuck how you do that hey man well that's it the world and did us like DC supervisor did in with the Braves nigga it let everybody just get shut down everybody shut down ain't a show to be had in the world tonight literally in the world let's a nigga in the basement on some Braves boom boom room shit ain't no concert niggas are doing live shows on instagram yeah you live in the living room I'm not doing no live show without no audience bruh I don't blame you I don't blame you you telling me my laughs are typed everybody is on only fans right now that's the only shit give me one 30 million people on unemployment give me one this nigga say he great good I just heard what you said one nine nine nine boy if you don't get the fuck out of here boy this pose right here gonna be for 250 run them hoes on that selling poses bruh real talk they getting paid too because they just gotta be in the house every day and you like that we just got to see something different listen man I'ma tell y'all all my entrepreneurs fall into the trap what trap is that what trap the trap it's a trap it's a social it's a digital trap that gets people trapped bruh don't fall into that shit what the fuck are you talking about what the fuck what the fuck he forgot what he was talking about why he was saying I know he had his own man hey man that nigga said don't fall into the trap what's the trick the trick nigga what trick is that the one trick that they got and you don't fall into the trap they trickin' us forget what they say that shit feel nasty you ever been talking to somebody and forget what you were saying in the middle of talking you like hey yeah bruh he had a brilliant point though sometimes you can't even know that you always know bruh you feel me when the niggas they be out there to be talking they be lying and shit like okay you smart but now you letting everybody know you know niggas you feel me have a master plan it's a trap don't fall into the trap hey man I'm glad you reminded me about the trap though cause I ain't trying to get trapped in the trap cause I know they got one they just shut off all the resources for niggas to get money right not all of them not all of them live performances but now they make niggas really think elevate, broaden your horizons some people can't but they got traps and if somebody just shows you me and shit like all that live shit that's a fucking trap bruh don't even get jiggied with that shit there's gonna be a time when y'all don't even have to do this shit back in real life let's go trap I'm not doing that social media what if we don't though well it ain't what the fuck it is time's up what if we don't what if we don't back to the blizzards you did that's real right there cause motherfuckers just put it in their mind this is gonna go back to normal you don't know what the fuck going on out here what if it be like a hole you didn't have it was a great run y'all we still gonna come up with ways to get some money that's just what it is it ain't gonna stop it put a pause on shit but when shit get back to well you better get back to real life real life you gonna get a vaccine trap hahahaha get a pick you got this biggie call trap trap I ain't never got a flu vaccine definitely a trap trap oh my god hold up hold up so you tell me you had to file it out send in your bank statement hey you breaking the code you about to tell them you know nigga you just said give me the trap what the trap you get it they gonna send another one nah no you sure? no I don't think that's gonna who gives away money like they ain't not giving away no goddamn money they just gave me some no I'ma tell you too my folks that he filled it out right they had no money for the game of fools now I'm like they got stuff to teach us that's right nigga we can give them free food for how long? nigga he like just own them now? like every week nigga I'm like boy it's a treasure it's a trap it's a trap but you know what you said to that it's a trap my uncle was fighting for the unemployment that they give business owners you know you gotta do it online that nigga you know how he tell you how many people is in front of you it says 800,000 people in front of you 800,000 it took this nigga 4 days just to sign the application 800,000 people are ahead of you man that shit crazy hey man this pandemic is really showing his ass for real bro Wendy's done ran out of hamburgers what the fuck they gonna sell bro nugget for real they done ran out of burger meat man Dave Thomas rolling in his grave right now man I'ma tell you right now Wendy's done took hamburgers off the menu completely that's fucked up it's a beef shortage and ain't nobody called me how they the only ones that it's a whole meat shortage and ain't nobody called me this nigga are you serious come on man y'all just gonna run out of meat and wow wow all this extra meat you y'all rather stoned than fucking with your boy hey hey man hey wow fuck you're rather y'all gonna run out of meat and ain't nobody called you ain't nobody said nothing you know most kids still got to repeat nothing for $1.49 I'ma figure that shit out for 2 years that can't be chicken Burger King got a what Burger King got $20 mega for $1.49 I'ma figure that out for 2 years wait a minute 24 $1.00 nigga the commercial say we got $20 mega for $1.49 it will rise it because niggas be like what it already will rise for you we got $20 mega for $1.49 we got $20 mega ain't no way man that can't be chicken niggas that ain't no chicken that's something else that's coronavirus shop right there damn $1.49 for $1.49 I just wanna ask you excuse me what's in the niggas that you can make $20 mega and sell them off for $1.49 man what is the work at Burger King when them nuggas first come out the first 30 seconds unfuck withable business are the magnates you only nigga that know that is the niggas that work behind them you had to work at Burger King you wouldn't know it niggas eating the nuggas fresh out the box I'ma tell the truth if Burger King cooked all they food as you ordered man if they just got out the fast food game can't nobody can't nobody fuck with Burger King if them motherfuckers do like fuck all that prep shit like them motherfuckers were cooking that shit as you ordered it like right then nigga you would sit the fuck down I got somebody better that shit down if you're an entrepreneur let's break this down my nigga this is the trap ok China is where they distribute everything that's where the main plug where you'll get all the shit for Lolo 20 nuggas my dawg $4.49 these nuggas ain't came from no China boy they got to come from somebody worse than China how much I'm getting these nuggas for they have to sell 20 for these bitches for oh DC $1.49 the research department can't confirm the 20 piece for $1.49 they got a 10 piece with the large fry for $3 that's bullshit I just seen the commercial last night so you're saying we're not saying you're not correct the 10 piece is 349 that's with the fries no drink now they might give you a drink this Burger King they love for you to get a big ass drink salute to anybody out there that can even eat 20 nuggas use a bad motherfucker hey speaking of the Burger King drink Coca-Cola at Burger King never gets mentioned in the great Coca-Cola conversation I didn't even know it was a great Coca-Cola conversation like from the restaurant I'm gonna tell you you got the smoothest orange drink donna got the smoothest orange drink they don't sell that it's been about 2 years since they took that off the menu oh no don't tell me that they took that shit off the menu like 2 years ago oh that oh that shit man oh my god that shit used to be bussy when you see them folks have your food and your drink you see that little orange at the top of that drink like orange lavin burst what damn next see that's why they gotta talk to the people like what you like about the business you know what I'm saying you say the coke from Burger King that's Sprite from McDonald's number one you ain't gonna find no Sprite that McDonald's Sprite got that that's it that commercial for real that's why I want the orange drink I'm gonna get the orange, I'm gonna get the eye and the flavor you hear me what did you think McDonald's was the best in your life 1993 I say 98 with the old with the old characters that they used to have the little burglar man I'm gonna say 1992 the hamburger man they should be mine 92 when they was giving out all the dream team shit that food was bussing on another level I don't know about that one we got some McDonald's that's when they first started when you buy a big sandwich and you get another one for a dollar type shit you get like 2 big Macs I came in the game with a double cheese burger McDonald's used to put all their shit on sale every time you go it'd be like quarter pounders one week then it'd be like big Macs one week and then it'd be like we got to keep this shit going so they just start throwing shit up there then it was like double cheese burgers double cheese burgers really wasn't even the shit until they start selling them for the love then they start selling hamburgers for like 17 cent on Wednesday and some shit that was Tuesday there was 17 cent at first then they went up to 27 I don't think that shit made it to DC we ain't get to 17 I don't know if that one that promotion might have skipped the national it might have been attached they applied to that DC skipped that one they ain't never had a 17 not to that boy I don't remember the 17 I don't remember the 17 I don't remember I don't remember I don't remember at 93 bruh I don't know whatever you know what whatever year I don't know if it's 93 you know what I said it was all year but whatever year the monopoly game came out whenever the monopoly game came out that's when McDonald's whatever year that came out I don't know what year it came out hey there we go research department what year did the monopoly McDonald's game I remember when Sari came out in September and then they was 27 hey that game Sari what y'all want to play we used to fuck with them and cheese on them hoes 1987 McDonald's been running it up damn they ain't nobody never won they got a whole documentary look nigga this bringing back memories niggas mad cause they ain't winning niggas want to win bad as a motherfucker you better read about it the mafia took over that shit for real? oh I got to watch that oh yeah you didn't see that buying the property talk the property on them niggas the white boy won red for shouter shout about the property that was sin on the where the McDonald was sin on so he made he had the franchise but them niggas was trying to make him have a like a little percent of the franchise so he was like cool I'll tell you that I'm not on the property nah you got to pay me property tax not property tax but now you got to pay me boo for it and the 20% and a leasing agreement y'all want to play the matrix real quick what if I told you McDonald's was not a restaurant but a real estate company it is it's called what it called McDonough real estate company look at that one, that one just knocked niggas back niggas said oh McDonough mmm they getting it it's a real estate company that sells that's crazy that's a hell of a thought they got enough real estate I always wonder how two gas stations could be right across the street from each other nah you know what I wonder how the fuck is there so many mattress firms bro niggas are going to sleep now it be dog like it be a mattress firm on this side of the street and a mattress firm across the street like who the fuck buying this many mattresses no it's a mattress firm every shopping center like every other two shopping centers it's the least one mattress firm that's money laundry you said that's what? that's money laundry for real boy this niggas the oracle right now 2600 in US what? it's 26,000 2600 mattress firms niggas for what? you mean one mattress firm per state you don't know what mattress firm per state you know how aggravating that would be the only mattress firm is in Val Oster wait a minute this is what you gotta keep in mind motherfuckers go to sleep every night every what? the average house need 4 or 5 mattresses you bought a mattress one last time you bought a mattress right now you bought a mattress niggas how long you plan on keeping it when you gonna buy another one oh niggas you a bad motherfucker I plan on keeping that shit for a minute niggas that's what you get the good mattress for but if it's one right here why I gotta go across the street where they got the same shit in the same store like they don't make no money I ain't gonna lie how you be like saying you don't shoot me I gotta get the mattress and put that bitch on an iron bed what's popping they right oh what? right they go man what the fuck isn't that bullshitting man I don't know I don't know my niggas niggas know what I said niggas that I know oh what when you get the uh when you get the mattress you know you got a little on the bed spring yeah but it's sometime they got the one that just fold but it's just a little run you gotta place that bitch like a puzzle piece this niggas talking about a futon this niggas say he gonna sit there regular mattress on a futon I can't deal with this niggas today man bro what the fuck is the point of that my niggas you shoulda went to the other mattress for for that dawg it just got the frame this niggas said he put the three mattress on a futon this niggas back gonna be fucked up hey I realize you can be bright in a lot of areas this is the 85th self show this is a podcast for people that'll put the ad mattress under a headboard hey why you playing I know a bit like that too stop boring shit what like making it up like it's a hotel the headboard was leaning on the wall and the bitch had the ad mattress on the headboard I'm like all these bitches I would've never thought of that I have an ad mattress you know who else I gotta shout out right now all the bad business they got a room full of dirty clothes shit all the women they got a room full of clean clothes that you ain't folded yet you got a whole big ass room full of tiles and shit you been saying you was gonna fold since the end of March old fucking tiles man you had to move if you don't do it in a minute much love to everybody who caught on cutoff when you turn the key off that fan still be running I mean it take a second for the car to cut off that's your skirt that fan just run you like something wrong with my shit how long the fan run on the asshole so when you cut that bitch off that be like who put the LS mode in that bitch the motherfucker cut off who put the LS mode in that bitch let me tell you something the bitch hit it so hard that when Kalo get the motherfucker when he ride it he gonna smile he be like fuck I'm really high no don't do that you gonna look like a Mexican I ain't no disrespect salute to all the Mexican salute to all the Mexican you can't say that shit I see the Mexican with some reals on the PTQ don't disrespect the nigga D&C hey man salute to you fuck y'all I swear on everything I see the nigga had reals on the PTQ what if I am my name is Carlos y'all don't know my heritage you might be you is a Mexican Carlos I ain't even gonna lie I'ma tell you let's see when I with y'all I always wanted my name to be Carlos you did? yeah yeah bro like bro your momma cool in here the name Carlos and you black and you got a Mexican name Carlos and you black nigga black that name ain't even Mexican we always thought it was Mexican well it's just popular it's really it's Charles did you know that Carlos is Charles it's just Spanish equivalent of Charles that's your name Charles your name Charles Charles for real my nigga that's not my name but that's what my name translates for y'all that's crazy I always wanted my name to be Carlos bro I ain't even gonna lie did you know what Carlos was growing up nigga with cool in here every nigga name Carlos was cool some shit with your cool bro it was like play your name Carlos but you ain't gotta work hard to be cool your name Carlos how you gonna be lame in your name Carlos I was cool with every nigga how you gonna be lame in your name Carlos every nigga I ever met named Carlos was cool to fuck too shit they got a fit like just to be different it ain't even no particular reason I had to do so much have you seen any other Carlos with a cape see that's dope just changing one I mean y'all with a cape but now with it John Carlos Carlos you coolin fuck your name cool move John I slap you you got grown man responsibility every little boy John John with fear man I gotta slap you back you gotta be an upstanding citizen man John bro I want to fuck this I ain't put a lid in front of that bitch it changed it not just John you know what I'm saying put a little French on that bitch let's John let's John let's John with fear let's John let's John with fear let's John with fear let's John with fear that ain't crazy hold up you know Anthony Anthony I knew all I knew Jamal going up Anthony's with light skin what's your name Jamal that's the most irresponsible n***a in the black community Jamal my n***a he can't be trusted Jamal who didn't kill you said Jamal man Jamal man you stole your mic that n***a Jamal n***a Jamal so that's why I don't know what my thank you we're not making that just the first time I know you're a real Jamal n***a Jamal bean would have been a meme so what's your name Anthony Jamal Anthony Jamal bean oh my she get word John Richard we know John Richard he'll get your money John Richard we feel he'll get your money hold it out what the fuck Richard come from then your momma try to make me feel better she said well in French he's Richard dog if your name was Lejean Richard we feel that's it bro I'm a name I'm a name my little boy right after me just like that Lejean Richard we feel hey this n***a hit Carlos Bernard Carlos Bernard every step man they keep me treading hey dog listen to this Bernard Jamal and Richard my n***a Bernard Jamal and Richard Bernard Jamal Richard my n***a Bernard that sound like some cheap wine that everybody drink we fucking with that Carlos Bernard it sound like some cheap wine some cheap man liquor but the whole hood fuck with it man we was fucked up we was on that Carlos Bernard man n***a was bullshit you over something they come out with my liquor hey dog hey that Carlos Bernard bring me that Carlos Bernard let me get two Carlos Bernard's please hey we them Carlos Bernard oh my god man man I'm kicking it with the lil bitch last night hey hey what you play that shit sound like it's smooth though that shit sound like it's smooth if you didn't get me in the liquor business I'll let me Carlos Bernard 5% marketing somebody make that drink please right now stop inventing the Carlos Bernard it's brown it's smooth it's a yak it's a smooth as yak it's lil bitch it hit like Wanda one cube ice we don't know if that Carlos Bernard that Carlos Bernard hey man that shit would have been dope that would have came out in the 90s when n****s was rapping about their liquor that Carlos Bernard would have went hard bro that's the slowest that Carlos Bernard that's Carlos Bernard that's gonna be the most $1 operation right there Carlos Bernard that's how n****s used to rap Carlos Bernard Carlos Bernard I'm on that Carlos Bernard I'm on that Carlos Bernard I'm on that Carlos Bernard I'm on that Carlos Bernard I'm on that Carlos Bernard I'm on that Carlos Bernard I'm on that Carlos Bernard I'm on that Carlos Bernard when you wanna drink cheap but look at you this is Carlos Bernard It color. I'm color. Color. I color. I color. Hey man, pull me up another one. I'm color. Color. Color. Color. Color. Color. I'm color. Color. Color. Color. Color. You got some company coming over? You're throwing some wings on the grill. I'm color. Color. Color. Color. Color. Oh, you said your oldest son just graduated. Wanna go holler. Take a sip of college. Oh, it's your birthday! Okay, we're gonna take him somewhere. We got that new Carlos Bernard tequila. You don't have to shoot in between dark and light. Fuck with this yellow. We got that honey yellow tequila. You know how we say it over here, baby. Get as drunk as you wanna be. Don't wanna help nobody. Don't wanna help nobody. Don't you wanna help somebody? Come on, let me help somebody. Let me help somebody. Let me help somebody. It go hard. Make sure you go to the website, so you can register to get your 5 dollar off coupon. And for the ladies, we got that Carlos Bernard paint. I even got a non-acoholic wine for all the pregnant women out there, non-acoholic. It's real smooth, and it's got 11 essential prenatal vitamins. And when you see my prenatal wine come out, don't say nothing. That shit hold on. Hey man, y'all ready to wrap up? What y'all want to say in conclusion? Anybody got problem with na, they should go out. One crazy nigga about to be teaching... Monomune, call-o-o-ah books. Let's visit... Monamune, call-o-o-ah hype. Monamune, call-o-o-o my register. Monamune, call-o-o-o my register. Monamune, call-o-o my register. Monamune, call-o-o my register. I can't drink out my bottle. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't. You are stupid. I just can't drink out my bottle. Now I'm surreal. I can't drink out my bottle. Now I got a family, somebody that can give me me that Carlos Bernardo. I'm not even gonna, I'm just, I don't drink. I be telling everybody to drink Carlos Bernardo. But it's nothing to tell somebody to drink some shit. Niggas get drunk all the time. Bruh. They don't have, anybody, you need me on that Carlos Bernardo. Oh shit, I gotta feel that shit now. Now somebody's gonna, gonna see this and hit me like, bro, that's all you gotta do to get it. Look again. If it made Carlos Bernardo happen, we need that. Man, that shit hard. You know what I mean? You can do the commercial with a girl called, hey, I can't wait to see you. Just make sure you bring you in the bottle that Carlos Bernardo. I see you when you get here. And he's busy on the phone. Niggas, hang up. I'm making a call, I'm making a call. Look in the mirror and do like this. I'm making a call, I'm making a call. That's what I'm listening to on the way over there. I'm making a call, I'm making a call. I'm making a call. I'm making a call. I'm making a call. I'm making a call. There you go. There you go. There you go. You've got my bottle. Hey man, that's hard. I'm sending one to all the Instagram models so they can promote it. Yup, they can drum. And up. What the bottle's gonna look like for the Carlos Bernardo. All the bottles gonna be real player. Don't be no dealer. No it ain't nothing. Come on, bro. He's gonna say it. He might be like, you know what? I put a dick on the handle. Y'all, do you know how? Look on it. You catch a nigga drinkin' the Carlos Bernard out of Nildog's shake bottle, bruh. That's fucked up. You got this. Nah, bruh. We'll say that. We'll say that for the pink Moscato. Oh my god. We'll put the pink. That's a lad. You see a nigga drinkin' that's what you playin'. Hey, bruh, come on, bruh, god. Hey, I'm drinkin' in front of my kids. No, you see how that was drinkin' to the ladies, man. Like, bachelor red parties and shit like that. Oh my god. It's like, how much did y'all drink? Shit, we drunk it all the way to the nuts. That's what they gon' be saying. That's a lad. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! You drink it all the way to the nuts. They shake it. They do it in little juice. Ah! Ah! Ah! Got a little something left. And the only way you get that lip on is to suck on the lip. Ah! No! Oh my god! I took the shit right to the bottle. That's the only way they got to get it out. They got to suck on the neck. They gotta drink the balls. They gotta drink the balls. This is gonna be drinking the balls, bro. Hey man, you gotta drink the balls. Oh! This is how we gonna fuck the game up. This is how we gonna fuck the game up. The balls is a shot glass. You pour the... You tip the bottle up and it goes... Stop! They gon' steal this. Hey, you gon' have to sell this with the only fans. That's the only way we gon' get a bottle. I'm taking this much on Shark Tank. Hey man. This is going on Shark Tank. They gon' be it. They gon' be it. They gon' give them a million dollars. Right now. I'm ready to go into business with you. 75% of your company. Especially when I drop that non-alcoholic wine for the pregnant women. Would you have a condom on that one? Shark Tank. Woo! Hey! That's the one that say whoever you put the condom on the one. They got no alcohol in it. This is what I'm gonna do. I'm putting compliments on the back of all the bottles. So they just want to get drunk and just... Look at sweet shit. Girl, you're pretty. It's just all that shit. That's hilarious. And the top gon' be easy to open. It's hilarious. If you can drink out my bottle. If you can drink out my bottle. If you can drink out my bottle. If you can drink out my bottle. I'ma let y'all in on the low end, man. Y'all can go on the bed some early. I would stop. I ain't gon' like a Colovanoir sound. That's man. That sound like it. Bro, wait til this shit come out and somebody hits with their mouth. I don't need drink. That shit done sound like it. Fuck what else Billy D? You in the Colovanoir commercial. Then Blue Bull niggas ain't fucking with you no more. Come fuck with your young niggas, man. Come fuck with us, bro. We got that Colovanoir on the way. Hey Chad, call the lawyer, man. We got to copyright the name for the wine. For the liquor. Colovanoir, man. Hey, Billy D, man. High letters, bro. We did you in the Colovanoir. Billy D, where is one of the coldest niggas? Nah, he cold. We sure. We'll do it independent. Bro, yeah? Yeah, he got to call a lot of heat for that gender fluid shit. We don't want no smoke. Nah, we don't want no smoke. Hey bro, salute to you for setting the standards. Yeah, we don't need no investors. We just need to plug. Show us who got it. We financing our own shit. I forgot he did that shit. We'll take some investors, baby. Yeah, Billy D. Fuck the vision up. Who drunk all the gender fluid? Shit, I was just trying to guess. I thought it was that Colovanoir. Yeah. He didn't even know what the fuck they was asking. Billy D, how you feel about gender fluid? Hell, I have a shot with you. You know what I mean? Maybe that's what y'all drink. What's the occasion? Thank you so much, Mr. Williams, for the interview. We got all we need. We got all we need. Thank you so much, Mr. Williams, for the interview. We got all we need. Amen. We got a little fuck out of here, man. This is the 85 South Shore. She may have called us Miller. I'm Chico B. Nah, I'm Jamal. This is Richard. I'm Colovanoir. Oh, my God. Y'all dumb as hell. I drink it down to the left. It was funny. It was funny.