 Video transmission complete. Don't do it, Mola. You have so much to live for. Oh, I'll survive it. I survived Gollum. I didn't survive Kong. True. But surely the Gollum thing, that gives me some level of resistance. This game has peak dialogue. Hmm. We'll see about that. Oh, this has to be attached to the Arkhamverse. I hope we're not looking at the next Last of Us 2. Never felt like more of a boomer than when I was playing this without volume on. Not because I don't understand video games, but because video games have gone to a place that I don't like. Like your voice. I'm your surprise to be a yankhouse. For anyone who doesn't know, they tried to take this game off the servers briefly, because people were getting instant completes on it, which is pretty fucking funny. Wall climb, baby. What else we got? Other things to note, to collect. I have a feeling this is all not to be interacted with at all. It's just to be walked through, isn't it? Okay. Jesus, this looks generic. Yeah, so I was going to wait a little bit before I talked about it. So you guys could see more of it, but obviously it's not looking great so far. Your voice is going to take so much getting used to every time. It's just, like, it's my bias, all right? I feel like there's going to be so much I won't be able to appreciate in, like, the world around me, because I have not much reason to look around. The dialogue is already so millennial. Kill me, please. Yo, yeah, it's trying a little hard already, which is a bit disappointing, but don't worry. We're going to have dramatic moments in this. From what I understand, we're going to have really good sort of efforts to capture that dramaticism, dramatism, drum umbo. Oh my God, that running animation is so flimpy. I imagine that stuff like that is actually going to pass, muster. It's the, um, the live service aspects that are probably going to fuck it over. And then the general gameplay, which I imagine is just not going to have been optimized for very well as, like, single-player intrigue. Oh. That's that. That fucking Australian accent is oral torture to me. You ready for constant one-liners? Because that's what this game is, Molly. I've already, yeah, we've already been getting fucking shit-tons of them. Shark sounds retarded, yet says big words. Well, that's all they've got so far. Fuck's going on in the background, eh? I am playing as this motherfucker. Then again, I don't know, I was about to say, like, does it change how much dialogue I have to deal with? He has a speed force boomerang. I ain't going to fucking question it. I don't know how that works. Nor will I likely ever. Painful VA. It has been so far, yeah. Man, why? It feels auto-aim-y. I don't know what's going on. Dude, that's gotta be auto-aim. Oh, feels like aim-snapping. Yeah. That definitely is the experience I'm getting. I thought that just counts under, like, aim assist or whatever. I handled it like a professional. Like a professional. Do you know who he reminds me of? Is Pym's dad in Smiling Friends? I've been working in the bloody mines for 16 hours. But, like, not funny, because it's all about contrast, right? This is just constant. Oh, my God, it's with the maneuverability so stacked, it's like you start just pressing buttons and you sort of just make it. Are you pumping the dead goons again? That shit is creepy. Yeah, a little bit. But it's a bomb on my soul in these trying times. That'd be worse. I could be like Boomer. Boy, what's that supposed to mean? The speculation that you may cleanse your weaponry. But if the showers, the dummy, everything. Yeah, you're really not helping your case here. This is hell. I've died and this is what my hell looks like. Fucking hell. Boomerang, you smell. Nuh-uh. My Boomerangs sometimes go to a shower. And that's where I'll go if that happens. You're not helping your case, buddy. This is hell. This is my personal hell. Oh, why are they allowed to have dialogue? Who allowed this? Every time Boomerang's VA speaks, I feel like he's gonna die. And every time Harley speaks, I feel like I'm gonna die. It's so sad what's happened to Harley Quinn. She's probably my favorite character in the Arkham games besides Joker. They just made her fucking obnoxious. It's all I've found of her in recent, you know, entries in DC. Harley Quinn is a fucking annoying creature that just gloms on to everything in the games. Or the story, I guess I should say. She's grappling a drone, so this is her tech. It's that she's stolen Batman's grappling hook and a Batman drone. That's how she gets around. Well, I got some surprises in my own. Well, I got some surprises in my own. Like dying, apparently. Oh, okay. So everybody in chat wanted me to play as Harley Quinn. You're asking too much. The fact that a lot of people think, hey, these guys are baddies, so they should be pissing on people is a bit stupid. Yeah, a little bit. That's a really weird fucking argument. It's really weird that people treat disrespect evil or antagonistic as a binary. You either are or you aren't. And it's like, isn't it a scale? And then they have to do things that are in character and all that shit. And then of course, there's considering the meta. This game is a sequel, unfortunately, to the Arkham Batman games. That was a choice. No second you spend hiding behind cover is wasting my time. Oh, that's the way they try and justify that. You'll have to fight for it. That means harvesting shield charge from enemies in close combat. Sorry. So she's saying we would have given you the tech to have rechargeable shields, but we don't want you being cowardly and hiding behind cover, which is obviously the way that we could have had the Suicide Squad last longer, in theory, when don't we desperately need them to take out a mind-controlled Justice League? That seems like a weird thing to say, but it's like they try to account for it in-universe, which is, oh, sorry, in-game, mechanically, which is that you have to earn shield back. They're gonna shoot enemies in the legs until they enter shield-harvestable state, then merely attack them. This enemy is ripe for harvest. This enemy is ripe for harvest. That doesn't sound fucking strange at all. That doesn't feel like I came in shock. You didn't have to write that. You didn't have to have that guy say that line. The difficulty mode isn't tied to gameplay. It's how much dialogue you can stand before rage quitting. They just plug in more fucking lines the higher the difficulty you choose. Trust me, while the Boomerangs dialogue gets worse somehow, it's already fucking piss. I think they're really happy with the whole you hit something and then you can juggle with the minigun, but it's so, like, forced, for lack of a better term. I'm gonna explain this. Like, there's no way I'm gonna fuck it up is what I mean. The snapping just, you know, doesn't give me a chance to. My take here is that the shield-harvesting is clearly, like, a remix on the attempts in, like, Doom to get you to play differently. I'm not sure if it's worked out, though. Wait, is this good? Did everyone just die? It's okay if that's the case. Oh, I know what this is. Okay, like, video games as whatever the hell this is, it's so fucking strange. The way this works is that it's already for, like, joining multiplayer online stuff, and so to just have a single-player experience, quote-unquote, the way you'd have to do it is like this. We'll figure this out eventually, but, um, this way of playing single-player campaigns makes me want to die. Oh, no, okay, all right. The one after this. So, leave session. Session. Also, wait, difficulty. Yeah, we're on the hardest difficulty, at least. What's gonna be... I'm gonna do something where I regret, eventually, I'm sure. Not surprising the people who worked at the studio who made this now work at Sweet Baby Inc. You remember them, right, Mola? Um, I've... Sweet Baby Inc. has not exactly got the best reputation at this point. All right, yeah. Also, let's have a look around, I guess. So, firearm. Oh, this is so much stuff. Uh... Emojis. He has a small bulge. It's good that you're noticing the important things. Is this VA worse than Crispy Critters? Oh, dude, the Australian lad in this is trying so hard, but I have a feeling this is something they told him to do. They said wait just a sec. This feels like it's a little longer than a sec. Next nostalgia critic, EFAPWan. You must keep watching Doug until you learn to love him. Hail, Doug. Embrace Dougism. Doug is truth. Doug is life. Yeah, he's all right. Uh-oh. What, uh... I haven't frozen, have I? Look, it says just a sec, all right? Wouldn't be surprised this game has auto-aim. This game was made by retards for retards. I mean, so far I'm getting that vibe as well. It's an opportunity to talk about how this is not my kind of game. I don't know if it's a matter of getting older, but some of the games I really love to play these days are like... indie small shit that you started up and it's just you as a little blob character and then it's like, doesn't even tell you what the controls are. You know, like, I played a... it was a dome mining game. I was having to go a kingdom as well. Okay, do you think I should restart? Game's definitely crashed. Okay, damn it. VA director be like, can you do Mortal Kombat's Kano but bad? And he goddamn did it. Oh, forced. Oh, there we are. Again, it's part Australian. I'm insulted. I think you got a lot more hidden salt to take throughout this stream. Um, it's frustrating to see fans criticize that scene and others just mock, mock them without trying to understand their reasons. You can understand why though, can't you? Why do you imagine anyone would be so upset with what they've chosen to do? Why do you imagine that may have happened? I'm gonna be honest with you, man. I'm hoping to find more context that could ever make it better, but I've been told by several people it ain't gonna cause obviously there's already full story videos being dropped at this game. So when I hit play this time, joining the fray countdown, like, ugh. Hopefully this time it loads. Oh, look, it's instant this time. Alright. Oh, he's peeing. I think that was on the flash too. If only he can realize his dream. Look, there's ha ha ha on the walls. You ever seen that before? In the cells? With the ha ha ha. Damn. The other three. You are dead already. Like a knife. I could do the same thing. Yeah. Oh. What? What? Oh. Ugh. Pick locks with what? How did you pick a lock? Oh, they're so wacky, look at them go. I feel like King Shock doesn't have any trouble here. I totally by the King Shock had loads of trouble with this. How did any of this happen? It's still happening, yeah. Oh, look, she smiled cause she's quirky. What a stupid fucking opening. What are you, what? Fucking hell. I got you all now cause I tricked you all into thinking that you weren't gonna be on the team and thus thought to try and inject each other all with the device and that makes it actually so I can control you now. What? What if they just killed each other? They killed each other. Yeah, say that out loud, bud. Yeah, he's so fucking dumb he thinks that a comm is someone injecting something into his ear. A retarded one. He's old and extinct. Oh, he smells. What is going on? This is what Waller wanted. This is how she launches the suicide squad in a runaway train that crashes into the fucking tunnel. Okay. You got him, bud. The book's got something to tell us. He couldn't feel a knife in his back? What? Why? So, one thing that's bothering me on top of the numerous things that no one is really talking about is how little of a fuckrock steady cares about their own canon. I'm baffled watching the start of this because there is a Arkham-verse film called Assault on Arkham where Deadshot, King Shark, Harley Quinn and Boomer all have been through this before. Deadshot, however, was the same as he was in Origins and City, and King Shark had a different design and was killed in that film. This game just pisses all over everything this studio established and expects fans to be 100% okay with it and say that the piss is actually just a really nice rain. What? She didn't care if they all died, I guess. Can I blow up your finger? Don't remind me that fucking scene. Okay, we gotta do the C4, everybody. Why wasn't this just a cutscene? I'm gonna stand here. Oh, a man-bat tunnel! Huh. This is already riveting. Also, Harley Quinn steals Batman's stuff and then kills him, yeah. Totally not mean-spirited by the riots to humiliate yet another character. It's not the first time they've done that. So... Batwoman stole Batman's tech and then she killed Kevin Caldroy Batman in Batwoman the... the show. Why have they used the meme flag? I thought the one with the triangles and the circle and everything was the one that people made fun of. I don't know how to prevent it from having dialogue running over each other. I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to do. It feels like they're making fun of it because I know what's gonna happen. Uh-huh. Like I said, it just plays like a joke. Uh-huh. Harley Quinn. Not a lot of justice for us. You torture and murder innocent people. Oh, I got that. And like the jokes have just been non-stop top tier too. With knowing where this goes, this like intro to the Justice League feels so fucking insincere. Look how they're talking to each other both facing away from each other but turning awkwardly. Like, why would they just face each other? By the way, I don't know if you know this in his intro, but uh, Deadshot's been in the Arkham series already. So like they had to like argue that he's uh, that was a fake one, the previous Deadshot. Yeah, that's Kevin. Yeah, you might even say they're armoured. Like a clown lady was to shoot you in the face. You may have some difficulty, but... Oh well. Oh, this is where we steal our weapons from then, yeah. That'll be her drone. Simple as that. Oh boy. Oh, they fly now. Sorry, I think I can put the hat back on. Can I just do that now? Can I get the hat back? I got a complete Riddler challenge. It'll purchase in store. Fuck off. Do you like how the characters in the cutscene were aware of the fact that they needed to just get things that can get them up there? Like it wasn't about the fact that this is just amazing weaponry. Also weird to have all of these breakable glass away from anyone getting them. I feel like it needs addressing that not only did the Justice League put fully functioning weaponry behind. Seemingly, regular glass, but they also somehow worked perfectly despite being behind glass for a considerable amount of time. Also, why was Batman's tech with Condiment King's stuff was the theme just Batman memorabilia. Either way, I guarantee if they picked up Condiment King's bottles, they'd be full of fresh ketchup and mustard instead of mold and dirt. I'm a shark that jumps and talks good. A shark that jumps and talks good. Like, what, why did they... Why did they... spend no time on the dialogue? I don't understand. Why would you not want to give it a... you know, a shot? I hate this. I hate this. Don't worry. I'm sure they got fire extinguishers. Is that supposed to be funny that he can't do it? Why is there no sound effects either? Why could he just not do it? I think he's just borked. Jesus, Harley Chainsmokers pack a day. Why would she subject us to this? Well, because I gotta make sure of what this game has to offer. It's been pretty cool so far. Look, it's Brainiac. He needs Slipknot, the man who could glib anything. Kind of like the look of that skull. Oi, Wallop! What the hell have you said? Well, the whole point was that he hated the feel of it in that ear. You're the first assets to make it if my trouble is alive. Why? Like, why did we do that was special? The train crash? Was that the reason we're in here without getting killed? What, are we some kind of suicide squad? So this is our place we can play. Wouldn't Brainiac deal with us immediately? I can't even say hello normally. Don't say that. Just say that. Why would you say that? We got plenty to go. That was interesting about momentum there, but sure. Oh boy, villains. Don't react too fast now. The music is insisting on this being pretty cool. Oh no! Green lanterns here? How do we get out of this? Come on. Why don't you just mind... brainwash them? Mind control. Such fucking weird opening. Why are you explaining all of this to us? Well, I was fucking lucky and I guess the flash hasn't been controlled yet. Yeah. Brainiac right there. Yeah, lucky I guess that we had access to all of it specifically, I guess. I don't get this. How is Brainiac not aware? He's a fucking giant brain. No way we're getting out of that. Oh, the flash is still around. How did Warlord know that? And then you're going to let us know how the flash is going to get defeated, but we're going to be the ones that win the day? To be honest with you, the flash would fucking annihilate the four of us put together. Do I have to? I don't know, man. I don't even notice we're here yet. It's the kind of game that makes you feel guilty about not giving to charity more. It's weird to put it. What has happened to the citizens of Metropolis? They are. EO saves an inorganic residue from a mass energy transfer event. Brainiac's taken 99% of the population. Wow. Last 1% got a fly coach instead of mass energy transfer? Oh, weird is it? How dare you disrespect 1% of people that are going to be turned into demon people? It's like... We just don't care about 99% of people that got fucking killed. It's so fucking strange to be like it's so awful those people are going to get turned into demons. They're not even dead yet, but the 99% sure fucking are. Okay. I guess you're going to have the streets filled with something. Oh, these dudes didn't even know what was going on here. It's so like stimulation of senses. That's what the game makes me think about, you know? Yeah, I'll get your fucking slides done. There you go. They're done now. Leave me alone. It's like what I'm gathering is it's mostly just fire until health or shield starts getting low or you... I can't even fucking pause the dialogue. Why can't I... I can't open the menu when they're talking. 28 minutes in. What's most obnoxious about the voice acting aside from the ceaseless frequency is that half the heroic cast are characters who have literally loud personalities and voices so they have to yell everything. Boomerang and Harley Quinn both literally wouldn't sound like themselves if you ask their voice actors to do a solemn quiet scene. Thank you. They don't let you pause. They let you pause cut scenes. But they don't let you pause in-game dialogue. Christ. Also, did you guys catch that? I have a... I just have a sensor that I press and it lets me see any enemies in the area. God forbid I'd look around, right? Like a shit Ned Kelly. The best villains are the ones with class and respect. Oh god, yeah. I don't mind a goofy villain too but what we're getting here is not the preference. I just wouldn't have thought the Flash would have any trouble with a giant Green Lantern firing guns at him, you know? Which again, the creativity off the charts. Where's Flash? Flash is wounded then. You've wasted our time. Our Flash is he's a coward. A guy like him sees a guy like me coming. He starts quaking in his boots. Quaking too fast to see. He's saved your life. Wow. I love how they're sabotaging and attacking Flash right now for past grudges when the world is ending and he's the only person that actually helped them in this area. And like the Flash was so wounded he couldn't escape someone with their foot on him. Nobody's pointed this out, none of them. None of them. Thanks, lads. What the fuck? Why don't they want to help him? He's like, don't you think that'll keep him alive? The Flash is being phased away. I don't even know what you mean. Man, when the Flash is only defense are a bunch of retards. This looks miserable. The gameplay is really crap. Jeez. It's so weird they chose to do this after the Flash saved them. Like these people are human, right? Obviously, excluding Harley. Yeah, none of them noticed this. They actually thought this was funny. He just accidentally casually chopped off his finger. That's the only thing I like so far. Looks like it's still jump. He's disabled my double jump somehow. I also don't have sprint. Look, it's the gel explosiony things that he had in the other games. Hey, Batman. Wait, what? Okay, are we about to get captured again and not killed? This is so lame. You ain't fucking kidding. Time for us to check the emergency exits. Time for us to check the emergency exits. Okay, I guess I'm not allowed to go that way. Seven cents for this stuff! Seven cents? Oh, you writers. You funny buddy writers. Yeah, okay. Oh, he got me. Now I'm the dead shot man. Do I have him for the health? Do these explosions even matter? Feels like I'm going to try and open that and then he's going to get me. Oh no, he got me. Why would I care? Sand those off doesn't do anything. I am choosing to activate them as much as I can. Oh no, you got me. Green Lantern. I have the flash. Your four escaped criminals. They led me right to him. Kill him. Kill him. Not a threat at all. Still, let their corpses strike fear into those who'd resist. What's going to stop him? All the trigger. You are kidding me. The flash being the goat with that last picosecond save from the gunbatman. If only these criminals had some semblance of the point of every Suicide Squad comic or movie being that the worst of the worst can be redeemed or used. Meanwhile the first two hours of this game, cutscene, the Suicide Squad are useless vapid clay people. He saved their lives twice and they act like children. The flash saved them twice. We're ready for phase. Wait, kill them. Kill them. She was right there. You couldn't kill them. In any case, how fucking dumb was that scene, right? You have Brainiac taken over. The Suicide Squad enter the arena. They trigger Green Lantern. He comes in. Essentially beats us instantly. Shut up. And then the flash counters him and saves us. We awkwardly try to avoid slash kill the flash. Don't help him. And then Batman comes in and just fucking annihilates us like he should and decides he won't finish us off. He'll only knock us out because he's going to collect us up for the brainwashing, right? But then he decides, nah, I'm just going to kill at least Harley. But then can't because the flash knocked away one bullet. And then the Batman just fucking wrecks him, right? He's knocked out. And then decides, actually no, I'm not going to do anything with the four captive criminals that are obviously going to get in the way to the point where they actually nearly lost the flash and leaves. None of it makes any fucking sense. Where the only rules were made by the villain ringleaders and their gangs. I know I was on the ground and so was Batman. I was going to say this feels like I remember that level. Batman's nemesis died poisoned by his own chemical compound. A tragic irony. Yeah, better times. Harley's got stage one, smokes a pack, a voice. Yeah. Professional killer was hired to assassinate several VIP targets. Like myself and Bruce Wayne and Batman. Close calls with death that night. I am not done with this phony steampunk ass looking dude. Well, there you go. We're at the exit. Are you going to spring off? Ah, shit. It's a ghost. What's she doing now? Trying to give us the bright spasms? Oh my God. Shut the fuck up. Thank you, strange holographic girl. Ha, follow that green beam. You'll find lanterns set up in some bullshit ass construct castle. You jealous, dead shot? You sound jealous. I just love the idea that like the flash got defeated by him, but don't worry we're on the case. Also feels weird that Brainiac wouldn't have full control over the this like compound so to speak. There I mean there's tech in here. Settle down mate. This job calls for finesse. Maybe a little slide of hair. Aw, you fucking serious. Touch the bone bit. This entire time. Be cool, be cool. You didn't do that on purpose though. Oh it works with the glove on. What else are we going to destroy? All these characters job us for the heroes typically also why the suicide squad we're all the other heroes. No idea. Why is this under our control? How has this happened? Why wouldn't Batman have this under his control? No more of the dispensable but also our best assets but also dispensable my brain hurts. Yeah. Activate the threat assessment matrix. You tough guys never seen a bad computer? This is so well written. Oh god. Explain yourself. Oh. Pretty much like. Yeah it was Batman. God why can't we kill them? How is this happening? Where's Brainiac and Batman and Green Lantern? At this point where's Flash? Oh yeah where's Superman? Why does Walder look like Gus like a spring and drip? How? How is this happening? Like none of this makes any fucking sense. What's Wonder Woman been doing this whole time? Is she been guarding the halls of justice? Why wouldn't that have been taken? And then whatever they've got to make the suicide squad have any chance against the Justice League like a power or a gun or whatever you'd think that they'd want to spend that on people they could trust in the suicide squad. What? Incognito browser searches. She the famous hacker 4chan? What? Are they trying to contextualize how I will level up based on why wouldn't you just give me the full access to all my moves if you want me to defeat the Justice League? How does that make any sense? How do we beat Green Lantern? She doesn't like her own costume? Wait, is it actually because it's too sexy? Same thing every time. My god. You need a calm down game. You need to calm the fuck down. When did you die here? It's just stuff. There's just loads of fucking stuff happening all over the place. People talking, things moving. It's just like alerts everywhere. Notifications for things to do and people to be. You know what, we'll just carry on. Yep. Yep, of course. Yes, you are Holly. Could you imagine calling her a sidekick? The penguin is going to give us weapons to kill. Again, why is cobble pot and apparently one of the only people capable of even damaging metahumans free? Why wouldn't Brainiac or Batman or the Flash have dealt with him? I feel so random. It's just like, kill the Justice League. We can't. It's like, okay, get weapons to kill them from the penguin. What? There was no question of that when we first got here. She was just happy to let Green Lantern, Green Lantern would have captured us and brainwashed us. That would have been it. Walking to a fucking wall over there. Oh, it's penguin. Okay. This looks like just one door between the world and Penguin. Simple as that. We're going to break in and despite penguin having the weaponry to destroy the Justice League, I have a feeling we're going to be able to deal with him pretty easily. Can I have control? What? Okay. Like I said, you know, she doesn't want you re-gen in your health because it'll make you hide, but she will if you're out of combat. This is like, okay. Finally, Penguin's fortress door is one of those doors we could open. We didn't even have to do much. Just sort of opened. Yeah, it was so fucking easy that we barely had to do anything. It's so funny that Penguin has the weapons we need in order to take out the Justice League and he couldn't take out fucking Captain Boomerang. That makes sense. Would you even need me for the Penguin thing? And why on this happened before? Penguin was just chilling out in some fucking garage. I like how the Penguin is harder to get to, better defended, and requires more effort to subdue in Arkham City, where he is literally in prison, holed up in an old museum armed with nothing, but some inmates and mister freezes gun. Meanwhile, while he is at large in Metropolis, apparently armed with anti-metahuman weapons capable of killing the strongest heroes on the planet, surviving an alien invasion, he personally answers the door because someone knocked and all it takes is to shoot down his choppers and open the door. What the actual fuck game? This is wank piss. It's not even regular piss. Oh, shut up, Harley. Destroy the incubators. Very video gamey, isn't it? Trying to read some more messages as we go here because it's such like, brainless gameplay. I'm just sort of like, how does this Borderlands looking ass game remotely connect to Arkham Asylum? Because they said it does. They're all like so haphazardly put together this story, I mean. Woo! Yeah. Heavy weapon. Alrighty. God, I hate this. Impressive. I think I've read about these. All the statistics and ups and downs and the special aspects, the comparison to Borderlands is very much straightforward. It feels like lootbox stuff, yeah. I just don't get why Brainiac justly got doing anything about this. So yeah, like, you know, we're just gonna be go to place, kill people, go to place, kill people, destroy thing, collect intel. Well, the whole point here is that any of you that were wondering whether or not you wanted to pick this up can check this out first. However much of this playthrough you want to decide whether or not you'd like to. Obviously, for me it's a hyper not recommend so far, but we'll see. Who knows? What sucks is I actually like the concept that I prefer playing as a low tier JL member like plastic man will boost the gold and not killing the JLA. There are so many versions of this that could be so much better. Like, why doesn't Brainiac care about us? Weird. We're like the only interesting thing happening in the whole fucking city, really. Like, there's other random smallest stuff, sure, but let's be honest. Subpar for spoken dialogue, sluggish gameplay, a soundtrack sounds literally soulless and characters not using their actual powers after playing a game like 40k Darktide this hurts to watch. Well, yeah, this game captures way too much of what I don't like about a lot of modern games that I find some would have trouble escaping that sort of curse if you will. This looks like the oxygen starved born in a Taco Bell bathroom love child of fortnight and boardlands. Please tell me you're not spending my super chats on this. What do you mean? I spend your super chats on marble movies. All kinds of back doors for jacking the skull ships comes. You like it. You're talking about you. Yeah, why haven't they fucking fucked us up yet? I just don't understand it. So let me get this straight. The game makes it a plot point that both hack and riddler remotely hack the squad's nanite bombs. Batman, however, never does. Neither does Brainiac, quite literally the smartest, most technologically advanced being in the cosmos. Sure, whatever. Someone said, surprised you're promoting this trash. Promoting. I'm already so tired of this, like congratulations, you've unlocked a new box of digs. Fuck, that auto-am is shocking sometimes. Oh, I think Taki might be the main weirdo. Another one of these. It takes so long too, you know. What else do you want? I can't pause. Thank you. So I was going to say like with all the menu shit like going through constant crap and I'm like, let me get back to what I'm doing and then I'm like, well, what I'm doing is mainly just shoot and then right click, shoot, right click. Well, shooting is right click, it's just left click as well. Rather, sorry, right click is aim, left click is shoot. Without right click, left click is melee and it's mainly just back and forth between that until you win and then loads of stuff and then like the cringe dialogue. That is the loop. Wow, I actually what even is that? Just interrupted the fucking campaign dialogue. Wait, is that it? The music stopped. This one easy. This is the hardest difficulty. Guys, we're just going to work through the campaign, okay? Because I don't know what the fuck's going on in this game. We've got to jam the skull ship, all right? For some reason it's us that's doing it. Not someone like Wonder Woman or the Flare. What? So it's going to selectively be very interested in us then. Like just send Batman. It's just stuff everywhere, man. Sorry, your dialogue got interrupted by the You Did It! screen of shark going, whoo Got some more mission rewards, baby. Nobody likes that outroar screen very much. Do you love how flipping from you guys the most important thing I got going, I'm going to need you for everything all the way over to, I couldn't give less of a fuck if you die right now. Skills, they're like preset for, I would have thought they would let me spend them all in one area or not, but okay. What about this one? Every 10 combo increases melee damage by 10. Yeah, sure. And then this melee hit cause enemies to deal 50% less damage 15 seconds. Melee damage by 200% against enemies with less than 50% health. Yeah, sure. Okay. The bomb will be in there, right? Oh my god. Can that be one-to-one? We were sent here, weren't we? Okay. You've unlocked something else. Check out this suite next to Escape. Never a true word spoken. So you're up and play DC's Fortnite clone. Mm-hmm. One of the things I hate most about modern games is the menu such gameplay UI. Feels like I'm having a damn stroke. I want Battlefront 2004-2005 UI back. Older game UIs, man. They were so much more like the goal of translating information to you having as little information needed to translate and then trying to stylize it in a way that's unifying. God, I miss it. So this was just a grenade store, even though is that not like a timer in there? A clock? It's all gonna blow up? Propane tanks? Why was Wonder Woman just- she just happened to be here. She just killed a Grebel and Goblin man or whatever he was. Okay. Why haven't you just put in the rings around us? I was wondering if I'd see you for again. Here I am looking for an Amazonian princess and all I find is America's least wanted. Wonder Woman's a beast. It's so fucking casual, right? This could be the end, because of what Green Lantern can do. And like it's just everyone's just sort of doing their default standing and we're just like, you won't get us. No, you won't. Don't you dare give in to this asshole. You see what I mean? This ain't the fight, mate. Well, I'm still on mission but I feel bad leaving you without something. Why don't you just capture us? I know you're worried about your kid. Zoe, right? Got him. They're just so funny. Yeah, it's just like all the enemies have to be retarded in order for the game to work. Who'd have thought? Yeah, how about that? I'm guessing you get Kryptonite bullets later? Probably. Got some shiny new ordnance for you, TFX. Woo-hoo! More stuff. Oh. Okay. We're gonna shrink civilians to get them out. Why not? If you guys were annoyed I wasn't playing Pal-willed what I have now. Why isn't Batman doing it himself? Bro, do you fucking... There's so much light on my screen. Oh-ho-ho! Flagship. We got him, guys. We grabbed the grunts. Woo-hoo! Fun mash OP. I mean, I'm on the hottest difficulty. What else do you want for me? Hey, Batman. Expision. That's why your support squad will be working double time to get you four kitted out. We're even skipping the safety regs. First up, Hacks waiting for you in the city with some intel and upgrades. If you want me to kill Green Lantern, just give me the upgrades. Why do we keep doing it like slow motion, as though it's a game? God, like the integration of the story with the mechanics has been so cringy. Usually we're gonna give you this. This is a penguin just here now. Thanks to us, I guess, because we opened a door. Ammo. Another game to rival Gollum and Kong, your favorite? I mean, this one's way more competent than those two, obviously. But it's, like, still a bit miserable. Tee-hee. Oh, man. The pace of this dialogue, you know? You got him his magic beans or whatever. Way to put it. Roar! Imagine who's XCOM like. You could have done that. We got crafting unlocked now. Let's do it. Nah, fuck you guys. You don't deserve to escape. We'll just drag the map over here to... Where was Green Lantern? Yeah. Well beyond ours. No, don't be afraid, because we got what, exactly? A car that explodes pretty easily and a grenade. Now we can take him out. Now we can do what the flash could. So many visions, so many approaches could make a premise like this all. Uh-huh-huh. Superman dying to a shock. Well, we don't know exactly how that's gonna go down just yet. Ragnarok got away from Sweet Baby Inc. in an unscathed, but I fear for the next keen or never-nose-best video defending this game's devs also play Jedi Fallen Order and Survivor, I might get around to it at some point. I know you guys want to see me. Instead of DC villains being directed by Homeland Security, they should make a story of Joker finally daring us. Oh, what a legendary story that could be. Wait, what? Our bullets do nothing. Make haste away from here. Oh, are we too early to come here? Let's do it. When she said you could come here, I figured we could. Didn't I select the... Yeah. Oh. Okay. Let's do it. Oh. Okay. This is foolhardy. You are all foolhardy. We should go to LexCorp and find someone. Yeah, okay. Well, you could have just don't want to do that then. You know? We'll just do the LexCorp mission. Yeah, this game is chugging my PC a little bit. I've noticed that as well. Quite a surprise considering my PC is not exactly a small boy. See that FPS counter? Not looking good. Why is there so much visual clutter? I know. Absolute fucking noise. Questioning about the shark when she knows there's a crock in Arkham. Thanks for not remembering developers. There's a couple of things they're a little confused on, I think. White to black because of Will Smith, lol. Is that it? That's not like... that doesn't surprise me, I guess. Nothing more immersive than large damage numbers appearing on enemies as you shoot them. Yeah. We're gonna do the descent thing. There you go. It's done. Fuck off now. This doesn't feel like this connect with the Batman game, don't you think? Not at all. This feels like a complete fucking stapling. But they, uh... I guess they want to make it more cool, right? To be like, that's the Arkham guy. Clearly. I guess he didn't need to hear anything from us. Oh, the annoying Aussie is now shat. Damn. Get us a grenade so we can take out Green Lantern. Late, but how cringe is this game so far? Pretty heavy cringe. Pretty heavy. Okay. Oh, hey Lex. So... She wanted to get in here, but she couldn't because the guy behind the door wouldn't open it unless he thought heroes were on the way, and he just didn't clarify anything with the fucking Suicide Squad, of which all of them sound like clowns, so he never would have opened them normally, because this is all like a plan from Waller, seemingly. Like, this is what she wanted. The Suicide Squad technically got her access to this area where she couldn't herself. I don't know what the fuck's going on. That was so awkward. Wow, that's a really effective deleting. That's what? You might want to have engaged her immediately. Damn, Lex getting out smart, huh? You're going rogue to get us inside Lex's court. Shut up! You counted on them going rogue. Why wouldn't you just have them go there? That was what he said. It's not like they wouldn't have gone there anyway if you told them that they'll free them from their fucking... This is so stupid. Holy... Daddy now, shark! I'm your daddy now. Oh, they said it twice. Oh no, you shot the monitor. Wow, if the three bullets and the whole fucking thing fell apart. I love how she could just take control of this place, but it was just destroying the technology in it. If you remember, aren't we like a little obsessed with getting the access to the information here? Use the equipment for your benefit? Is Waller retarded? Just fucking shoot yourself. What are you doing? It's a chair. I'm your daddy now. So funny. She's alive. So we just had no leads, nothing to go on, and then it's like, well, Poison Ivy's alive. I guess we'll do that. It's like, okay. I don't understand, like, so Metropolis has been essentially taken, but also not the Flash, not Wonder Woman, not Lex Luthor, not Penguin. All of them have technology weapons and research that are going to help to take down Brainiac, and none of them care about each other's existence in the sense that they haven't worked together at all. And then it's like, yeah, we'll throw out the Suicide Squad. That'll do it. It's like, oh, it's so fucking stupid. All right then, let's go find Poison Ivy. Yep, that's what we do. We track. Are the jokes on the Australian guy just going to be hilarious from Australia? Good stuff. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's not just that he's Australian. It's also that he smells of piss. Don't summarize it as though it's silly. He does smell of piss as well. But you know, don't miss out on that. Clearly a fucking child. Can you not tell that from the fucking video of him in a fucking power suit? That was news to you? Also, yeah, just in case you need it, there's plenty of emojis you can use with the channel. Specifically, the policeman, more of the emoji. He'll be fine with that one. A lot of police in chat. You got little command posts to defend, man. Oh boy. Got the music so insistent. It hits. Is she a kid? Keep Harley away from it, please. That little girl seemed like a lot to anyone else. And him, I weird. She is no mere child. But she should grow free. A lot of people say that she died. That's why she's a kid. It's like, please think about what you just said. The writer's chose to make her a kid. Why? Is he supposed to be glowing? Didn't he technically just save them with that? I like they have a moral outrage with what he did to Ivy, but what they did to Flash. That makes any fucking sense. Mission rewards. You can say I'm... Shut up, man. Batman is watching us. Yeah. That one should've fucking killed you by now. We are going to hijack the last network terminal and get that code. Then we'll find him. Sure, we can out hack Lexcourt. I love how this whole time we've been doing all this bullshit like underneath Brainiac and he's just sort of like... Oh no, they're capturing our flag. You see how this game is built for multiplayer? A quite boring and dull multiplayer. What are my rewards? Game? He's still glowing. Batman, why don't you just beat them up now? Why are you letting them run around destroying everything? What north? Batman would've killed them long ago. They showed that and then he just didn't. Dumb as fuck. Yeah, live action Kevin Conroy was killed by Ruby Rosa's Batman... Batwoman. And then... Well, we know what happens to him in this. Not quite there yet though. People are comparing what happens to Batman in this to what happens to Joel. It's almost impossible not to. What are these weird compartments that I did too? Precise. Oh, you fucking said it, King Shark. Why is Captain Boomerang still glowing? I got nothing for you, okay? He's got a glow. He needs it. No damage at this scale. Indigasims 4 don't have. So funny, he's just like, what is Batman doing? He's commenting on everything we do, but he doesn't want to get involved. I'll shove so many helicopters just to delay you. Whatever Joker was doing during Arkham City. The thing is though, Batman's really hard to find. You pretend like Joker's just gonna fucking use his jetpack to get and kill Batman. You know what I mean? It's completely different. He's still glowing. Oh yeah, okay. We can find Lex now. Yeah, they already told me that, you fuck. Why did you need to mention he's bald? Motherfucker. You just told me to do it. I will never gonna get to use that. Oh, shit. You think it's in bad taste? They probably just played transplanted flags in a game called The Suicide Spawn. There's a lot of weird choices to make in regards to that. It just feels like... Is this the game for that at all? With these characters as well? It's like the thing we're talking about in real BBC where it's like, don't worry, Chuckie is pro trans. Not much in terms of mission variety, is there? Robocop. Rogue City was so refreshing because it was clear the devs loved the IP. A bare minimum for the project should not be hunting, hating the IP. Probably wouldn't pass the test. Rogue City felt like a Robocop game. This feels like a different game. Not at all meant for this IP. But I mean, to be honest with you, I'm tired of this approach to any game. Not just this. I find this shit excruciatingly lame. But I guess it's popular, I don't know. Or maybe it isn't. I have no idea how well this game is doing, obviously. I'm sure you guys have seen enough to know whether or not you would ever give something like this to your time. Worth it. Yeah, imagine they did that the other way around, huh? I could use an army of you. He's pretty underwhelming when you get to know him. Why can they talk? No clue. Why can they use their mouth so well but they can't move any part of their body like at all? That inclined to neutralize the Justice League starts now. Is he on our team, then? Okay. It's Evil Flash. Like you give a fuck. Well, Flash, when you ran past into him, did you not spot the four fuckers that have been getting in the way? Why does nobody want to just defeat them? The Flash could have killed them all in a split second. He's got all of his fingers. Hold on a sec. Oh, just kill him. Just kill him. Music is so underwhelming. The scene is underwhelming. Why are they still alive? At least she's the one damn thing that they're all just waiting for it to just, well, yeah, but I mean what do you want us to do? And of course, there's nothing they can do. But ultimately, they'll be allowed to do all kinds of things because they're gonna do all kinds of things. Otherwise, the story will be over. No, there isn't because the Flash would kill us easily. Nice glow you got there, bud. Either Captain Boomerang got his fingers wrong or Flash grew a thumb either way. It's stupid. Pretty much. We're just gonna destroy this. And for some reason, we're not gonna be stopped doing it. Oh look, the Flash is gonna fail to kill us. Oh, exciting. We're just sitting here speculating on how to take down this turret while the Flash is actually here and he's just not... He just doesn't care. It's okay. You thought it was funny. The gun won. Gollum won the argument. There's just so much noise, you know? So many numbers. Like, Nostalgia Critic wrote the game. They wanted us to use every joke they thought of. They didn't cut a single one. My eyes. Yeah, no shit. You got, like, area effects. Missiles flying everywhere and then... A lot of stuff there. You don't take care of it. Sooner or other than later, it'll do more damage than... Wait a minute. The gun won. Well, you gotta try to kill us first, Flash. Only brain damage the dialogue, the music, holy shit. Yep, it's, uh... Your pain. This is a game for homestimulated zoomers who have no attachment to the characters and were raised on shrill equals funny. It does feel that way, like the constant stimulation, you know? Oh, there's just so much stuff to do with Get Out. So cringe-worthy. Like, I was like, I'll get in, do my grab attack and Get Out. And then it was just like, no. People are supposed to like doing this for days, weeks, years because the gameplay hasn't changed. Yeah, I guess. And there are people who like this, I think. I promise. Is the Flash just missing a finger forever now? Apparently not. I guess it regained. Just garbage everywhere. When do we got here? Eight? My fucking god. Nine. I need one more. Fucking shite mission. Where was the Flash, by the way? What was the Flash doing? Yeah, he really was in here. Why? Why haven't they mind-controlled him? He'd be a pretty fucking useful ally for them. What has he been doing? You already let them destroy the turret for no reason, man. So he didn't use this before when he was crawling around, but he used it now. Remember? I'm guessing this will disable the Flash. Why didn't you use that before, bro? Do you like how this is just... I have an anti-Flash tech. There you go. They're like all missing him or some shit. He's not even moving. He's just dead, then. It's about to blow up, isn't it? Yeah, okay. Why can't you do this to all of them now? Please. Begging you. Also, you guys noticed the heart is pumping while it's paused? That's strange, but... All right. Please, Flash. Please either kill them all or prevent them from fucking you over with that little device. Okay? Having Luther there in the first Flash fight scene to show exactly what happens if you don't have plot armor was so pitiful to look at. Flash pulled Luther out of his metal suit and pulled Luther's heart out of his meat suit in a matter of seconds. It's Jova. The Suicide Squad dies there and then... It'd be funny if that activated. Don't throw it away. Someone will fucking fix it. He's brainwashed. How are we going to survive this? Why hasn't he taken our hearts yet? I don't know how she did that. Surely she's not as fast as him. Bro, where is Superman? Where is Batman? Where is Brainiac? Where is Green Lantern? Is this not the most important thing that's happening right now? They're all just mysteriously disappeared. That would have killed him. Yeah, if she takes a fucking punch to him at that speed that flips him out of his whole thing, it's like, yeah, he's fucking dead. But why wouldn't he have seen her before she could do it? They commented on it earlier, right? Not even a sniper shot can get to him. It's like you may as well mail him the bullet. That's the joke. The meme. Wonder Woman's fast, but she's not the Flash. It's funny as well because they've written in that fucking tech which is less cringe-worthy than that, but whatever. He can't resist, right? Why? Probably should have just done this at the beginning, bro. I'm not entirely sure... This ain't so bad. Why would Wonder Woman have an issue with them right now compared to before? All we've done is prevent a giant turret from launching all kinds of shit under the place and then we fought the Flash, we tried to save Lex. You know what I mean? Like, why is she angry at us, exactly? Why is Lois fucking Lane here? Now what the fuck's going on? She's a famous DC character, why wouldn't she be here? Why did any of this happen? What the fuck's going on? You remember how 99% of Metropolis was killed? But any of the characters acted like that at all. You don't even know what happened, you dumb fuck. In fact, the funny thing is Wonder Woman is the one that got in the way the most. Bruce, can you just kill all these people? Please? Terminate, whatever, man! Why did she... Oh, you guys should have killed the Flash. You fucking losers should have killed the Flash. And we almost did because Lex just had a device. Because I just... We're even here. Anti-speed. Oh! We're here. Initiation. Huge congrats. Awesome! Aw, he's not gonna make it. That thing in your hand. I want you to make more. Four of them. We're gonna kill the Flash. Oh, wow, that was definitely not at all easy to figure out what he was saying. The game is just so well written because we're, like, encountering the Flash mole and it's like, man, we gotta beat the Flash. And then Lex is like, don't worry, I have anti-Flash device. And then they use it and then they just shoot at him and it doesn't do anything for some reason. And then he kills Lex and blows up the device. And then some guy appears right when we've established that there's no fucking way we can kill the Flash. And he's like, I have a device that I can make that can definitely disable the Flash. And I'm like, oh, wow, that's great. Let's do that. The tech guy doesn't care at all what's just been injected into his head as well, by the way. I don't know if this was mentioned, but I find it funny that with the mechanic kid, there was no issues with having put a bomb in his head, but with Ivy they spent time in establishing that putting a literal bomb in a child's head was bad. Like, that's totally not a contradiction at all or anything. You didn't reply to that? Oh, I guess we bumped into an action scene. I'm asking my insecurities line is as cringe as we're a group of reactionary terrorists from Justice League. No one can write for the lasso. No, I think everyone who goes to write for the lasso thinks like, isn't it so funny because they're going to say, not just the truth, it won't just be the truth and it won't be their version of the truth. It'll be what I think is funny and dumb about the character, but also their, you know, flaw. They always fucking do it. I don't know what it is. They just don't seem to have any, like, tact. But then again, there's no tact in anything they've done so. Nothing to worry about just in the middle of a speed four shit storm with a toy. What the fuck? Do you see that? Why was Flash not working with her? Oh, yeah, yeah. I knew this day would come, which is why I prepared a bunch of non-superpowered people. Yeah, none of it makes sense. None of it's been, like, written out in any kind of coherent way at all. They just didn't try. Okay, but where is Kitana? I hear his sword do stuff. It would be nice if we at least get a reference the legendary Kitana. Now we got to do round two. Wonder Woman tells him to leave and just walks off not making them leave so they can just chill in the hall of justice. Also, of course, Wonder Woman is the only good one left. Well, Flash was, but then Flash got fucking screwed over by saving, honestly, it's kind of fucking nuts. They don't care either. They don't even care to try and save him. They just hate him. Oh, whatever, man. It doesn't matter. Out of the Flash to keep the decoupler charged with a charge decoupler, shoot the Flash to damage him. Your shots can just need the right place for the show. If I learned one thing from my ex, it's that mission like a fun fair. Or a steel mill. Or a theater. Oh, I choose the fun fair. Loomis land. Huh. That's not the worst idea. Always wanted to do a hidden in amusement park. What was that? I don't care where you're going. Why? Argus missions on your map. Waller out. Well, that's the thing. I have no idea if we have what we need to kill the Flash or not. Oh, God. Like, you can be funny. You can write it so that something could happen that's interesting. They just keep refusing. They, like, angry at the concept. Batman usually has backup plans for every member of the Justice League if they go bad. I guess the Suicide Squad will find them. That would make sense, though, so they probably won't. Yeah, I was going to say, no, that's not the plan. That would have been both ads. No slipknot. You know, you can climb anything. Nope. Hey, Metropolis. Do you like live executions? Well, don't touch that dial. You're not going to do it. You're going to fail for no reason. Or I'll break your fingers. I could have killed him by now already. Harry? What bothers me is, like, when the Flash shows up and is fast enough to ram the phone into Boomerang's face to fuck him up, he would have seen these devices and been like, what the hell is this? And he would have been like, he would have assessed everything, because he's so fast. But fuck it. No, he's just a goober. It's so ham-fisted. Brainiac is, controlling, them, but they still act within character. I'd get that would explain some of Flash's cockiness, toying with him, but if he has the intent to kill he wouldn't have kept going. It makes no sense that they're sapping his speed force energy, and he fights by doing one of the more taxing uses of his power, multiple tornadoes. It would take no effort for him to kill them, but that requires more work to outsmart, and in a way that would work within gameplay. It's not just rotten to the core, it's rotten from the start. It's only going to get worse. He's still so fast he can kill all of them instantly? Absolutely, yeah. None of this is working, like, in terms of, he would just destroy them. He literally just says, shoot the Flash as though... It makes any sense, you know? You could just kill him. Ugh. As you can tell, it's just really boring. Like, you actually have to wait for him to get out of this mode before you can use the counter on him. So you just have to listen to this shit at the beginning of every time you want to fight him. I wanted to carry you all so fast that your skin burns off your body. Friction. Ouchie. The zoomarisms of this dialogue is making me want to go deaf. I'll take 90s kids. Radical. Dude, speak any day over this current Cali Valley Zoomer speak. Poor Moob's looking for a story and always online Loota shooter. I mean, there is a story, it's just really badly done. If the heroes are controlled by Brainiac, why would they have conversations that can be intercepted? Brainiac can just talk to himself. Yep, true. It's like they are just themselves but evil as opposed to brainwashed and controlled by Brainiac. Which would be very different. Yeah, I know. Yay, more stuff everywhere. Those big cringes in that game. Oh, it is. Yep. We did it, guys. I was fucking close and painful and awful, but we did it. It's pretty weird to, like, not only do the whole pissing on the flash as corpse thing, but to also recognize that it's fucking retarded to put that in your game but then to also have them stop because they're so shocked by how big his cock is. What the fuck? They really think they're funny with this one, huh? Can't imagine why people don't like it. Next Pikachu's face. Ugh. Yeah, it's that shit edgy, you know. Ho-ho-ho! What the fuck's happening? So to escape Green Lantern, they jumped into what looked to be, like, Brainiac's beam? Like, why wouldn't they... Why wouldn't Brainiac and... Maybe, like, look around? I love how there's just nothing, there's just no thrust. Nobody knows what the fuck's going on. Clearly the fucking devs don't either. We just arrive here and we're like, well, I don't know, fuck it. Nobody, like, behaves at all when events are actually happening, too. None of this shit has an effect on him. Yo, if I died and I had to talk to you, that's, like, worse than being dead. Stop punishing yourself with this game? Well, I mean, we're halfway through, I think. There's so many shots of the squad just gawking with their mouths open, staring at what's happening. The cringe is incredibly strong. Yeah, the bit with the Green Lantern particularly was, like, terrible. You're on hard? Yeah, I'm on hard. If I put it on easy, yeah, we could coast through it, but I'm trying to see how the game works and you've seen it as well as I have. Man, it is cringe-worthy. Loads of it. Orion's horrific. And the gameplay is, like, some of the most pathetic and dry sort of shit, where it just feels all the same. None of it feels interesting or dramatically relevant either. Like, stylistically, with how we defeat all of the individual characters in this, just seems like the game is like, I don't know, you just do, fuck you. Like, what were we doing? The flash goes to throw an energy ball at me and I need to fire my counter shot from my gun in order to charge my anti-flashness, which then allows me to shoot him. They didn't even contextualize it well. Like, if the flash was impossible to shoot, like, you'd run away from it and then we have to detonate an AOE from the little hand device, and that slows him down for 30 seconds and in that 30 seconds he's much easier to shoot. That would have made way more sense. What the fuck were we doing in that fight? You know what I mean? It's funny because Heimdall, I think someone said the voice of Heimdall is the voice of the flash. And it's like, remember the Heimdall fight? Where you could predict everything you could do, but he couldn't predict when you were going to detonate the spearheads, which is a very specific and strange thing to try and predict down there on the floor around him. And that gave you openings. That made way more sense. You know what I mean? You have to confuse him with terrible games. Do you have any hope for modern entertainment? Yeah. We still get some games that come out that are bangers, right? And some films that are bangers. It's just unfortunate that stuff like this still gets made. Or rather, not still gets made, does get made. Yeah, you know, shut the fuck up. That's why I keep having to hit pause so I can talk instead of them. Do they ever shut up? I'm not even kidding. That was the next super chat I was reading there. No, they don't. Have we talked about the bamboozlement of beloved voice actors character one in this already? I don't want to be the spoiler monkey said, Travesty. We've seen what they've done to Flash, which was especially weird from a story perspective because the Flash saves them at the beginning of the game and then he saves Harley specifically, sacrificing himself somewhat. Like he basically gave up his autonomy to prevent the bullet from hitting it. And like the Suicide Squad, the best they can do is have King Shark mention it and then Boomerang starts to piss on him. Absolutely fascinatingly pathetic and just distasteful. I feel like this should be a stronger word than that. Why'd they have him do that if they just wanted to pee on him? You can stop talking now. Very mean-spirited, yeah. God, I hate this fucking tooltip shit, too. Like, please slide upon landing three times. Like, how about I don't fucking want to? How about every time I do you reset it eventually anyway? Go away. Stop making me do everything you want. Sliding grants a temporary traversal buff to your next move. Alt, slide. Upon landing. Square button, square button, square button. And the amount of random dialogue they recorded just encase people's thoughts for a second, you know? It's been pretty miserable, as you can tell. Mechanically, it's incredibly dissatisfying. Most of the combat feels incredibly repetitive and you can tell they've done everything they can to try to avoid that being realized. Like that shit with the defend command post or collect random things and put them into the thing. Like, it's all revolving around the same shit that's incredibly fucking dull. And then there's the story. The fucking story, lads. Holy shit. Looks clunky as fuck too, because it is. And then it doesn't run very well. We've obviously got all the reports of bugs that they've had to fix. The Game Break-y ones. And then there's the disrespect aspect that hasn't been fun to watch either. So, the game was delayed. Why couldn't it have been delayed infinitely? Wouldn't that have been the better choice? I don't know. I've popped on their classic outfits this lot. As you can see, they're more fun. Like Boomerang looks like fucking crazy. Olly looks way better. And I didn't think Deadshot looks pretty cool. We're gonna roll with these outfits for a little bit. And then I'm gonna show you guys the other outfits. You may be aware of, but we're not there yet, okay? Olly still looks like shit. Ah, I reckon she looks alright like that. These costumes are way more fun. Is the game good? No. No. I can't believe you're promoting this game again. I've already bought eight copies. Send help. I suppose that's possible. You could be gifting it. So obviously a trap. I actually spoke to Fringy. And God, his reaction to Boomerang's voice is exactly what you'd expect. He's just like fucking hideous, like desperate to be like, I'm Australian. Dainish me. You thought I was dead. She doesn't even care about each other's feelings, but the people want to argue simultaneously that they don't care about anything, and that's why it's okay that they do everything they do in the game. Rather interesting, isn't it? If I got a list of this dialogue, you bet your ass commenting on it. Whoa, noises that I've done stuff. Perhaps his heart is buried. Like the Edgar Allen. You didn't even let him fucking say anything. That joke doesn't even make sense, because he would have to know who Edgar Allen Poe is. Thus, at that point, he knows just as much as fucking King Shark does. You're gonna let him actually talk about the telltale heart before you can fucking criticize him for knowing it. Ain't it funny the shock really? Not only did they cut King Shark off way too early for that joke to work, but did you notice how clunky it was? I assume you guys have noticed in, like, TV and stuff where the characters go, wait a minute, I was, and then someone goes, hey, like, I might want to edit that a little closer. Oh boy, who loves retconning characters, sexuality and making them a pedo? Oh, you've got the weird shit with poison ivy. I remember Harley was madly in love with Joker in the Arkhamverse garbage. When did they change that then? Was it one of the other games? Or was it just for this one? Because, my God. Hi, we're looking for Lex Luthor, bald guy, rich, big hole in his chest. What would it be? Mostly. Wow, unbold. We all saw what happened. Get back so quick, eh? My hair is hardly... Ugh! Game is very obsessed with his boldness. What are these costumes? Listen, it suits. That explains why you're dressed up like Dead Shod and Lady Boomerang. Outfit yourselves and meet me top-side. What? They have Lady Boomerang? It's a multiverse. Is it a parallel universe? Yes, this is a parallel universe. Well, no, to you, it would just be... It would be an Earth 2. To you, it would be the double universe, right? Defeated. And now... I had been communicating with your Lex Luthor, preparing him for Brainiac. Did a fucking shit job of that, huh? Why are we here? Like, now I'm like... We ended up in the parallel universe because Brainiac accidentally sent us here? Don't misremember the cutscene? Did we fall into like a portal that was created by someone else? Also, why the fuck did he just shoot that? I didn't even fucking process that for a second. Why'd you do that? Infamy weapons are now available. Oh, this is what he's given me is... a shield mod... and a shield... or traversal mod and a shield. Wow, I'm so lucky. Ah, wonderful. Oh, look, story score. More or less got 294, weekend warrior 6. Loser! Considering. Considering. I'm so glad we collected a new teammate to spout more cringe dialogue. Are you talking about the fucking toy, dude? This is something I want to talk about. People were saying that, um... you shouldn't be mad. Shut the fuck up. We gotta... Now, let's see how long we can go without saying anything, alright, team? So, the... Let's see how long we can go. That's beacon. So, the... What I was going to talk about was a lot of people were saying that you... jokes. jokes. jokes. jokes. jokes. jokes. jokes. They don't even let you breathe. The jokes and dialogue are horrible. People were saying you shouldn't be mad because the Suicide Squad killing the Justice League, you may find it unrealistic. But the fact is, like... they're gonna get all of Batman's plans to take out the Justice League, which is something that people are on board with. Batman is written so that that's something that he can achieve. It's something acceptable, something we've seen in other instances. is so I would argue that you know like that that is actually relatively reasonable and something I was actually looking for context on I was curious if we're gonna get Batman's resources or whatever we've only killed the flash all we did with the flash was we tried to fight him and failed twice got saved by superheroes like twice or three times even and then someone turns up by chance and gives us a weapon that lets us kill him how has that got anything to do with Batman's plans but we stole and so I was thinking like you know because there's a way to write that but I don't I don't see how that is indicative at all of that kind of right in fact the way we beat flash was retarded because we got those tools and then we didn't even use them correctly in gameplay though um you know curious that that's how people have rated this shit this is why I wanted to play it as well so that we can't get like random nonsense comments about it from people who haven't played it which is precisely what they've accused people including me of like well I got context now bitch and it's not helping because the writing in this game has been pretty shocking so far challenge odds just a phase this Lex claims you can get us home to our world we have to do is get him to Lex Tower in one piece okay this is gonna be like in that movie the one with the desert I'm speaking what I don't think boomerang use the speed force gloves a single time in a cut scene before Ivy it's unreal technology it's fucking insane the fact that he casually got the ability to use the fucking speed force from what was essentially the fucking first room you approach in like Jurassic Park you know like the hell hello everyone this is the justice league here's a bunch of stuff oh by the way speed force tech if I'm just picking off the fucking glass if you break it hard enough does that even make sense the boomerang would think this is the same Lex after we've only explicitly talked about it being a different universe like I get that we think he's dumb but how does he keep like having dumb comments that just don't make any sense I can't remember what it was we talked about this on before it was a character who's really stupid and people like he's stupid though and it's like yeah but that's not stupid that's inventing information what's he talking about it's like he's like oh he has a bit listed cuz he's stupid yeah all right always fun I wouldn't wish servitude to wall or my worst enemies you literally laughed at doing it to penguin who is less evil than Ivy and was willing to let you walk away remember the the moral outrage I put in a bomb in Ivy's neck nobody cared and they put it in the the toy toy man I think now nobody gave a shit about that it's like oh lady boomerang is smarter than you because it's funny I was about to say that was like irrelevant information like telling us again what we already know from the other cutscene and it's like yeah but it gets to establish the boomerang is dumb as fuck and it's like you've established it's like 15 times at least be funny once so cool am I just not allowed to play anymore how do I how do I reconnect to the server in order to play my campaign you're having too much fun oh clearly the game just kicked me out like you're not allowed to play it today you're like okay join our discord oh yeah okay oh oh cool yeah sweet man I get to do the fun gameplay again what can I even say about this well what is there to say like you guys know exactly what there is to say about it's like press F to pay respects to gaming I mean not all of it but obviously some of it like this fact that this is where we're headed for a lot of mainstream triple a quote-unquote stuff is fucking sad absolute trash in the middle of playing something that I was just expressing how I wasn't really enjoying because it's so repetitive and simplistic and then I get pulled out of it because they're like well you're not sided properly and then they just let me continue but I have to restart like okay sure man I get to listen to all your some dialogue again it's gonna be great or I could dialogue volume zero there's a certain artist read a golem stupidity this is evil cringe slop how does it feel to steal your favorite franchises go down in flames I know one of them ones that's why that's why the description says another one bites the dust between this game in the 2004 Styles Battlefront I am actively playing the 2004 Battlefront right now you should be that is a much more correct thing to do oh boy it's time for action until we blow up a second tower I ain't putting the dialogue back on okay you can't fucking make me we did it are these career criminals or babies hard to tell the music but she is too for sticking through this crap oh we're gonna finish this one we are there are there are cutscenes that we need the context for and so is it gonna fucking disconnect me at the same place to reckon oh it'd be funny but also incredibly painful I'm gay actor Michael Douglas F this game I had a feeling that gay actor Michael Douglas wouldn't like this game it's such a busy work game you know they're like oh we can't just have them get to the next thing in the story put some stuff in the way I don't know not able to rope three friends to play this with your nukes Lee I didn't want to genuinely I don't I don't expect them to buy this shit like that's that's my answer to that I suppose we could have had me free rags and like metal playing it but I genuinely that there's no need if this is going to prove to you folks that this is not worth buying we don't need to have three other people buy it and do the same though it probably would have been funny and painful I don't blame him especially since free games like Warframe blow this out of the water man why is DC cursed I really like that universe we all like the DC universe it's not fair that this keeps happening to it people worked on this like actual humans yeah in theory in theory oh my god so many lights and explosions I'm winning science stuff you can even tell the voice actors are into it as Ramilla flash or this flash you must choose this flash I don't even hate the flash in this game he was pretty normal until there's people pointing out what he did with Batman was badass and heroic but the game like doesn't seem to understand that which is a huge shame sorry more I just can't watch this game anymore this game makes me so mad how badly it treats beloved characters I just can't it's alright I don't blame you like other all just flim flamin around a lot of the time like have you seen them glitching around too game is not entirely sure what to do with them oh this could have just happened like this this could have just been what happened when we got to Lex you could have done this we didn't need all this bullshit but like it's like we gotta put you guys random friebs this character is a real piece of shit person of shock nice whoa now where are we he wanted to come to the other universe but he hadn't done it up to this point you're not streaming to get are you we're gonna get to the end of the campaign that I could say goodbye to the game okay I gotta I gotta see how they do all of the things otherwise it's not very fair of me to be critical of it without any context though as I explained at the beginning is fun to now learn that a lot of the defenses for this game were absolutely just made up we've got a problem don't know how that happened I am not your HUD how could you say that to me got no reason to lie for you nothing personal we'll get 30 years easy off our she's their daddy correct title okay get it right and says for bringing you in alive those bargain my wall I made with task force X back home I was enlisted into her schemes just like you answer me her choices got you all killed that does sound like her and us get this into the Intersectum so that's not a realization the idea that they're like you gotta be careful with wall as you leave your deaths like she's threatened to kill us like a million times and we've seen her kill people like I don't even know you said everyone in your world is dead this is not shocking information I can prove your wall is the same type of monster we already know she's a monster what do you mean they busted our coms are busted why did that convince her when it was so obviously being faked and they came through crystal clear for so long that all of this is coming through crystal clear just ask them the question again why not now you owe us the people who he got you into this universe what do you mean you owe him this adaptive technology will increase the lethality of your weapons haven't had any complaints about my lethality but okay how does it work it's a self-correcting neural you've unlocked more ways to do damage bro look at the look at the immense amount of activities we could do game looks like visual diarrhea the dialogue is absolutely abysmal cringe and they have three plus characters cutting each other's dialogue at any given time did they even play this game oh that's the thing I think they did and I think they liked it a lot that's part of what it is shit they love this shit I don't know why God give me Tetris over this any day she's having a day the wine try to keep the bullshit in check you like how we didn't even come up with an excuse for what happened that was the whole thing right we come in thanks to Lex we don't want to tell her that Lex is a thing because he doesn't trust her he's worried that she'll kill him or whatever so it's like okay yeah we won't tell you that what are we gonna tell you I don't even know how this is gonna go now right about task force x working as a three person squad think about it why would they rely on king shark being the one to do the secret thing you know that's part of the whole game she didn't even want to know how we got back she gave up asking about it but it was like a big deal okay fine let's just go they were super suspicious about it and I guess this is happening now all right easy to tell this game used to be an absolute horrid live service game based on the damage pop up some mechanics of this boss fight imagine people playing this when each enemy took 10 seconds to kill the spam of information is fucking insane this might be the worst game I've played for it sorry what is that sound that like click-in sound what was that what is the flash even doing right now is he just running around he does that a lot in the game he just doesn't they highlighted how effective he is at killing people when they had him take someone's heart out without anyone realizing it and then he just sort of doesn't do that it's so weird to present that to us and then to be like you can kill him you guys can kill him a shark at a clown can kill him how many things to distract you along the way like this for example okay the desire to stick my head out is intense God there's so much stuff oh it's a flash-based common enemy so it would seem yeah okay so Brainiac just has the speed force no big deal we'll take him out as per usual these guys have the speed force and we're just gonna take him out with a midi gun just chill we'll be fine look i'm already dealing immense amounts of damage God look at this there's just stuff everywhere look at the fucking midi bap oh my god what is that noise there's been I can't pause i've been shooting them all down what do you mean so we can we can talk to Lex on the comms really even though everyone's been hacking into each other's comms for the whole fucking game that sound is driving me nuts it's literally whenever I change to this gun you're that most polished game ever yeah the gun won foreshadowing for the players also from Valhalla to this for an insane whiplash non-stop action hey guys visual noise is mind boggling there's also just regular noise banni work I love the Arkham series and now I'm watching somebody else fuck it I'm not a cuck none of us are I know excuse me while I try and make sense what the fuck is going on come on the fuck is stopping oh I've sticked on we've got a lot of game left loud there are people that shout that God of War is this this is where I've been I feel like the discussion has gotten so borked where this this kind of gameplay compared to God of War holy fuck also the writing and the pacing and the fucking characters let's be honest uh sometimes I can't even tell if they're trying to make a joke I actually can't anything fun I've been exactly inclined to look around with these sorts of games you know well they just break into everywhere with like no repercussions oh hey Wonder Woman what was it planned with them to just hope that they would stay locked up in or beyond saving how many more lives will be lost while you try and fail this feels really fucking weird coming from uh king shock also when you push someone at their shoulder they don't slide across it's what it's whatever I do not need a lecture on morality from a shark that's just racist with the labs security measures disabled I should be able to why though take over in corporate history so what what happened to them before you did that you can't you can't be like don't worry there's no safety measures it's like now they're never gonna fall this is not a realization because they're already doing that with mind bombs yes it would be even more unethical to use mind control but like why are we treating this like this is a shock in terms of her saying we'll control the meta-hewns make them do whatever we want it's like this is already happening to you guys and arguably it's worse that they're totally willing to kill you at a moment's notice in terms of like how you should feel about walla this is not some crazy betrayal I just don't get it yeah of course yep yep we already knew this don't even want to make this now with these devices you should be able to end your green lanterns wow there's four new upgrade for fuck's sake please don't tell me it's the same mechanic as with flash like in game that would be so sad also this one is more viable that it's a tech that they got from batman well everyone's pointing out I can't pause by the way I guess we're ready to kill lantern now man that was presented to me as an option so much earlier than when it's actually possible wait a minute I think the suicide squad are an expendable team what a plot twist in case you don't know flashes tornado sucks the air out of your lungs so they're all dead I saw someone highlight like why did he spend so much time activating as many as three fucking tornadoes in the fight instead of just killing them all instantly it's like I don't know friendly reminder we're on the hardest difficulty that for some reason is essentially piss easy until random spikes it's a classic sign of pure fun in a game oh I just realized like yeah of course it's been three weeks why would batman have left all of his you can kill us tech just in a place that could be accessed why would he do that doesn't make any sense he's not a zombie he's batman but evil of course they would move it into like HQ or whatever fucking brainiacs you know core places boo I keep forgetting people have reminded me that they've been here for three weeks I keep thinking it's like the day of you know at least a way to skip gameplay for money I don't even know if that was campaign or if I just accidentally bumped into that I think I accidentally bumped into it oh mission rewards just getting here should I buy this game or absolutely not hyper non-recommend for me how you guys feeling in chat would you recommend this game I'm gonna go ahead and bet that you wouldn't I hate this fucking skill tree upgrade system by the way critical hit chance increased by 10 wow or heavy weapons kills regenerate 3% shield well I like killing with the minigun so I guess that's something 10 times combat higher shield capacities increased by 20% yeah okay switch to a psyched up member of the team to get a bonus set of damage no fuck you king shark for the whole mission the whole game okay you can't stop me just finish watching the whole story cutscenes but my god you're not prepared for blatantly money grubbing the end is the balls on wb oh we'll get there this probably happened because we didn't go to church enough okay why don't you help him batman what the hell else is going on in this fucking city that you can't knock out the only people that's making a difference yeah you keep reminding me of the daughter thing I've really got nothing other than my daughter it's just my daughter it's his character wall of my daughter my daughter is my character what sucks is that the scene where flash tells Diana she has to kill them could really be heartbreaking if the writing was good oh yeah no yeah absolutely that's one of the things I guess I forgot to mention was that's a real big moment for flash to break through his mind control thanks to the lasso of truth and to say basically an unknown certain terms you have to kill us that's it that's like a big deal but then you know we need a reason why to so my guns just break them now I remember trying this before and it didn't work but okay the yellow ring shit hasn't come into it yet right oh hey bud is he just been chilling here instead of killing us why aren't you jailbirds down like dogs and here you are yellow lanterns better be did you get those from a gumball machine damn they're tiny doesn't matter we heard they break a lantern's will how's your will do it why are you even telling him this shit then why do you tell it in such a fucking cringe worthy way we're gonna break a green lanterns will with yellow rings how's your will dead shot brings up an interesting point green lantern rings run on willpower can a mind controlled green lanterns still use their power brainiac can corrupt the human biology but the rings are way more advanced this is of course brushed off are you feeling floyd god this how are you feeling people y'all are stomping all over my moment here I don't fucking know dude it's up to the game in it you're not breaking my will apparently we easily did this is all they could come up with dude the fucking music too all over what the hell making a mess and wasting my time whoa i mean i'd like you to i'm winning so i can't see shit lol i have a bit of trouble with it but the thing is it's not too difficult so there's nothing much in terms of the pressure going on music's having trouble again you okay game your hand the polish the sheer polish simple as that you think the brainiac seeing someone like that would have sent everything to protect green lantern but oh well also yes the bullet sponge nature of that was fucking intense what's up that was fair you lost wait what shouldn't that be something you shouldn't say no is that it we're out on good behavior god fucking wish wait what what you got there buddy somebody take it from him you want to try pretty sure this is not how this works it's not even fucking on what's going on i love how he's just this is just happening none of this makes any fucking sense it's just happening all of these different aspects and they're trying to treat this as though it's a huge epic moment when we're all just sitting here like what the fuck is going on you have to be joking just dropped in the water now the fucking green lanterns ring is just off yeah bye you just needed it temporarily for the shark to just control it when you can't do that and then that just breaks the shield in one place that i guess brady act won't be able to fix what the fuck is going on waller down yeah apparently would have sucked acknowledged she didn't even fucking want to know what the hell happened did she not see the giant shark did nobody else see this the ring almost killed them all we were so close that's knowing you know i was about fucking time please kill them where's he been this whole time just randomly got to the part where diana was talking to bruce and they still had her call superman cal stop that it's clark she knows that she is supposed to be his friend god damn useless writers his name is clark we dealt with this problem in the fucking sniderverse too wonder woman so desperately referring to it was cal l all the time those green lantern underpants like branded they have wonder woman reacting to things but she really ever shares any of her actual opinions about anything that's happening or tries to take any level of control what the fuck is she even been doing this whole game oh whoops that's bad oh well no shit it's still mall what's like an avengers meme which is being serious she was talking about trying to save them instead of killing them and you made it a meme what when superman memmed wonder woman off the screen my brain stopped where has he been why didn't he help the flash or green lantern why didn't he defeat the shark construct how is there even a shark construct why didn't the fucking ring fly off to find the next worthy candidate where is that water where that ring fell into how the fuck did green lantern die how does a device made by batman break down a psychological process for self control does john not have an immense amount of self control being a seasoned green lantern why is the green lantern's corpse half naked why is he wearing green lantern branded boxes i don't fucking know where did superman appear from we followed the rocket to braniac's face and he wasn't there then he timothy olafanted into frame why did that nuke go off what did it hit to initiate the explosion how far did superman bring that it didn't blind any of the suicide squad which could happen to people up to 50 miles away so how fast is superman he flew it away and got back in a minute so why did he hit wonder wahmen instead of the suicide squad they would all die to that force holy shit so much wrong in just a few minutes and it only gets worse i don't understand i can't pause yeah yeah yeah you drop a nuke oh you got bombs in your face fucking idiot exactly they say this like the writers were like better remind the audience of why the suicide squad are doing anything they've been told and it's like how how stupid you think everyone is and then you write it in in the story that they're like oh my god wall is gonna kill us wall doesn't want us alive that's insane man and then we've had wonder woman being treated serious throughout the whole game seeing green lanterns now dead the flash is dead and she doesn't want callel to die as well and so she announces she's still gonna say that she gets wiped off the screen like for a meme i just don't get this fucking game at all don't wasn't fucking anything anyway it's just so funny you arrived and had the way to kill for the flash just so casually want to like not have a more shielded up all the time feeling like we're good oh man is that enough jesus i genuinely do not understand why they chose to make this game about killing the justice league instead of just defeating and capturing them why did they think this would be a good idea who wants this with this i don't know man new orders get me to the hall of justice you've been through this before your expendable assets yeah but for some reason i was treated like a huge reveal i don't understand it at all and neither does waller apparently that was always the deal apparently not because you didn't give a fuck about flash dying if we saved you twice holly they're bad though why would they have those feelings yeah it makes sense totally makes sense they're not really quite human they're human in a different way shouldn't that kryptonite be making a pretty big difference kryptonite nerfed yeah pretty sure that's not how kryptonite works like like him being that fucking close to it doesn't need to be that much closer to do something the kryptonite isn't on yet god the tone is so dead isn't it why what is this like we keep pretending like it's just that's it but then wonder one and superman's fight just keeps conveniently landing right in front of us like what's do you want to settle on what the fuck we're doing here oh that's the actual funny so you're not that he wants his ice cream there is no portraying she's just gonna kill us yeah because that's what we ever do in this game nice driving dumbass where has batman been this whole time batman it's like fucking commentating on it like it's a boxing match hello woman driver hey the game did it not us no it's just lame at this point look he's he's superman strong and stuff but he's also mean you know i'm not even that invested in lois lanes commentary on the situation either gonna be completely honest where's jacob canan's desert eagle are they safe are they all right hopefully he'll be in the dlc actually wait he should stay away from this because he's only in quality okay rip kevin gone right yes um unfortunate very unfortunate very a legendary voice actor but i just told walla to fuck off at this point if i'm in the squad i mean you don't want to get your head exploded but she's i would assume she's probably just gonna fucking kill us at the end of this every time and the fact that she revealed she's gonna control you sick what do you think this all was fucking it's horrible it's she threatens to blow up your heads if you don't do exactly as she says one might call that control i hope everyone's a lot nicer to ps5 spider-man after this that game was just slightly cringed for this fucking hell or this is this is pure concentrate so don't be careful when dealing with this kind of cring the anti-speed force device feels like dragon rend in skyrim where you wonder if even affected them yeah i mean well they they handled the flash boss fight completely borkedly the green lantern one was incredibly low out imagination right like it was just he makes constructs you shoot them and then you can shoot him and he had ridiculous health but i guess i'm on hard so that's how you do that i'm gonna head out this game is awful makes some sense would have preferred they introduced blood sport instead of another dead yeah i think that makes sense this is the definition of mind-numbing somewhat yes we chill why do you suck at driving flash proving how cool his powers are just by making this match up silly we have to get inside the inner sanctum a little bit yeah no why would you be protected in there really oh look it's them again you just keep bumping into a man oh whoops he was so close he also has the fucking speed force by the way hitting him with a shield the fight hasn't been very creative has it it's been slam slam slam slam slam slam you're like yep yeah okay pathetically trying to crawl up the staircase and i also love just the suicide squad just being like we're on pause we're not allowed to do anything right now nice one peeing on flash eldritch lad hey i didn't do it okay this game makes me miss the silent protagonist fuck yeah okay oh we got us a shod doesn't make sense you guys doing what were you thinking about careful superman there's a shod superman he'll kick your ass i legit have no idea how this works because superman could kill all four of them in an instant like i just don't i just don't get it you know why why do you like wonder woman so much but you hate everyone else what why oh well that's that who's barely in the game obviously because you'd be way too powerful and you would have killed everybody easily 10 times over by now like fucking batman would have too how you doing that with kryptonite in your heart bro the sheer fact that that shard of kryptonite pierced that deeply into superman's chest should mean that his heart would be fucking destroyed and he would have died on the spot i feel like that's gg for you buddy they're pretending like they can't do anything you've got guns you've got he's been he's he's he's got an open wound with kryptonite at his heart you could probably shoot that you could literally do anything you could get her out you could actually have boomerang walk up to her touch her leg and then fucking speed force out king char could tackle understandably he's superman but they're just doing nothing they're pretending there's just nothing they could do i'm actually willing for them to try something for it to fail as well but nope they're just gonna like oh what is going on why does harley care so much since when was when did this happen when was the harley wonder woman thing what help me carry her in we got medics inside chief anything they the flash basically killed himself after protecting them and then they killed green lantern just because they had batman's tech i don't even what am i supposed to make of this oh no she's melting he just pushed what is happening why are we so sad about wonder woman but we didn't give a shit about the others i actually have no fucking clue what is going on here what the fuck you just stood there doing this she spent the whole scene just climbing up one step in five minutes just like motherfuckers i need a hand like shut the fuck up oh i such a joke doesn't she have comms where's everyone else where is everyone else we're right next to hq it's funny how defenders of this game will say they are villains of course the suicide squad won't respect the superheroes and then wonder woman gets respect from them because she fought the bad guy flash did the exact same thing and saved them from being captured or killed and he gets pissed on and forgotten about what even man man face palming she kept falling back down the amount of effort they put into harley being sad about what would have died i actually can only conclude it's because they're both women that's that's literally it there's no other reference she why did she care about the flash like this saved her personally twice wonder woman didn't even save them from superman she was fighting him adjacent to what they were doing you know what i mean you could definitely argue that it's like oh well she still died trying to stop a man who would eventually kill us maybe but like again it's just so much more distant than the flash stuff wonder woman gone there's nothing i've discovered a piece of tech that could do things i bet they've made some changes to superman down to his dna same thing probably happened to the rest of the league right if we got out still breathing right he could cook up a superman oh this is written like such garbage right it's like that you see braniak has mind controlled superman so it stands to reason that when we stabbed him in the heart with kryptonite that he may have had his dna changed and so we need to capture batman to analyze his dna to see what changes they made to superman i need to speak to the people who wrote this and be like did you think that was like intuitive or you just you just not from earth because that could be it too never been more desperate never have i been more desperate to watch batman absolutely murder the fuck out of a bunch of people like feels weird man but we're here appear soldier boy sweetest piece of mechanical engineering that i didn't invent myself based on boomerang's plan that wasn't suspicious to you at all the boomerang just said his dna has been changed at the core i like that we need to deal with batman anyway and we're just dealing with him in order to deal with superman when by the way superman could be dead we actually don't even know he could have flown off and then died like we have no idea and he has a schematic for the batmobile in his head why not everything else makes sense find the cave catch the bat okay fine and back to the hall of justice yes easy sure see how that goes at 20 times combo and higher your last five critical hits at 25 of their damage to the next shield harvest attack am i the only one here who reads stuff like that an absolutely fucking goes brain dead like falls asleep at 20 times combo and higher your last five critical hits add 25 percent of their damage to your next shield harvest attack okay i was just like yeah sure man it's the only option i got so i yeah sure i guess i'll just throw that on fuck it all right exploring our roots let's just let's just get going i'm excited for the next part of this adventure you know how do they get batman i mean it's not like you can't get him but i don't know man just just thinking about how they got like half the justice league and it's like you got batman okay amandawala will send you forward to confront it's probably better they don't show us you know i'm sure it was as simple as they went hey batman i got i got candy in the back of this van you went oh i love that do you guys ever get the sense when you're watching me that i know what i'm doing because you really shouldn't i'm just saying like if you think i know i'm gonna play it how to play this game i don't proof how is this gonna work you promised the batmobile not a crap mobile yeah crap mobile babies all fixed with wane tech spoofers and multi-scan masking yeah this is gonna spoof wane tech yeah far as any of mr bruce wane's inventions are concerned this beautiful creation is the batmobile no they'll no way i'm getting in one of those it's off limits to the likes of you for anyways i meet you at the spots that chlorophyllus here found you hold off the slavering hordes i'll do some digital oh my fucking god i'm gonna drive to a place and you've got to defeat the enemies that spawn around me didn't see what's what bob's your uncle bob i don't have an uncle bob i'm the uncle yes uh how are you feeling about this game you guys feeling better or worse about this game since you've seen me play it i wonder okay at 20 times combo and higher performing a shield harvest has a 100 chance to make another enemy within 10 meters of shield harvestable or make them that this can only happen once every 30 seconds sure i guess what are the ultimate grenades upgrades increase maximum combo by 20 and if the combo breaker triggers it 20 times yeah i'm gonna sleep looking at this transforms domineering presence to unchain power this requires 50 times combo increases damage reduction by 40 percent is there anything cool why does the gameplay movement look like playing crackdown on a cod zombies map i don't know this has become the way games are made for these kinds of games yeah of course i like he describes it as a known issue like the game's basic gameplay is a known issue we couldn't be that you just know where he is we have to do the horde we have to go to the place and do horde go place do horde go place do horde in the harley quinn show ivy dies and resurrects straight back as an adult no kid also the founders of rocksteady left in protest of this game i wouldn't surprise me at all and yeah you can easily resurrect her as an adult you don't have to make her a kid i don't know why nobody ever shuts up in this game correct oh boy enemies uh nothing again uh my god please no we're not doing extra random horde we'll do do only the hordes that are required of us okay i hate the very concept of this game however if we are running with the idea that the jl has been hijacked and needs to be killed or subdued without hope of recuperation the suicide squad isn't the team for that the better team would be the titans characters being robin nightwing superboy kid flash and donna troi imagine the emotional weight of the titans having to defeat their mentors they would also need to show them respect instead of pissing on their corpses and the biggest issue they can actually fight the jl without copious amounts of plot armor one out of one thousand press alt to slide upon landing progress yeah it's just like please stop telling me that flash boss fight sonic forces tier that's not good i haven't played sonic forces but yep we found the back cave everyone music gave up again yeah somehow i think that's not gonna matter i have to take out batman he's just been hiding here the whole game even if this was his own thing it's still trash i agree it is trash on its own gets to be uber trash this will not go as badly as our first encounter why aren't we shoot him first that's my plan anyway he did try to kill you the flash saved you you never seem to remember this fact oh god here we go so is batman got a bunch of enemies you can just randomly spawn in here too bat droids bat batman oh boy oh i thought they would have like reference suits okay like you know several strategy you guys retarded that's obviously not batman you want you want to go into a small confined space why why do i have to do this can't they just do it i can watch them die basically harley and ivy the froto and sam of dc they're not allowed to be friends they've got to be gay it does seem that way i'm shocked i'm so shocked i wanted to say goodbye tim after everything i'm proud to call you nightwing why is this here my friends i don't think i can want batman cry i'll shut the fuck up i've been secretly developing countermeasures to nullify the rest of the league of which we used one started with the yellow lantern recovered after our battle with the sinestro core i found that yeah let's skip them enhancing the power of the battery but that was just the start i tell us how to take you down bat why is batman letting this happen if he is here i thought this was a trap but it turns out it's just a fucking room that gives you answers it's much in my life remember they said like they passed through this because we fooled the bat tech with that goofy ass crap mobile as it was so fucking proud of themselves were calling there is no true so robin is a is a blood stain on the floor you know i mean the game like wants to pretend with the the sentimentality of like the tiniest of scenes even the the whole of justice right they have like the what these heroes mean and stuff and then they'll have oh robin did did live what he went in his robe oh i guess they cut out the middle man just a blood stain and somehow they didn't notice that when they came in i guess but it's a joke it's so funny they're all so funny you'll need to really specialize training discipline loyalty to your team what's real do this alone god holly's fucking baffling in this game the team you lead together you'll be formidable that's something you taught me son fuck you now superman if you want to have any chance of defeating it it's gonna be crypt no listen here he's gonna say this kryptonite over there in my little fucking uh box over there grab it and use it because super batman has no way of knowing that his dna gets altered when he's getting taken over by brainiac this being cut off doesn't mean fucking anything it doesn't mean fucking anything it's kryptonite didn't work we're fucked that's it it doesn't fucking matter it doesn't fucking matter this this means nothing if you want to have any chance of defeating you're really about to tell me the batman's turned up now and has turned this off like is that what's gonna happen and why the fuck am i boomerang give me back my fucking king shock the loadout is currently locked okay but i don't want to play as fucking captain boomerang okay why aren't you dead then why are you still alive if you're fucking writhing on the floor with fear gas can i just capture you it's not fair batman doesn't get to be batman why am i allowed to do that so we're gonna have a sequence where uh batman applies the fear gas to the the suicide squad team and so you know they're gonna be facing their greatest fears and so in in captain boomerang's one uh he's going to be calling himself a loser and and did he smelly and then he's australian so yeah we thought that uh we thought that sequence would work really well like why would batman be trying to scare them now like regular batman scares criminals for sure but brainiac batman he needs to kill them they have wiped out almost all of their greatest assets fucking kill them oh my god fear flashes can i even die can i die whenever this happens in these fucking games i'm always like can i die actually though where's where's the little batman statues give me a heartbeat oh is that my health at the top technically i guess shoot him when he emerges why i don't fucking need to better not shit myself am i gonna have to do this with all four of them why are all the batman sequences so bad like mechanically speaking they're so fucking shit why is she able to talk to me why is any of this happening this way i trust you harley quinn uh-huh whenever batman's spooky face appears make sure to shoot it can't get me if i'm in a cutscene activating a thing oh no dad no i'm not a pet dad no was that the sound of someone playing this game it sounded a lot like it i'm gonna be honest with you that was a qa test as the sounds yeah ps deadshot was white in the arkham game is weird is he wearing blackface well you had um deadshot saying that he was the imposter which as far as i'm aware it's the reverse right okay we good why am i allowed to do it i don't get it why is batman letting this happen yeah okay something happened there do you remember he had a daughter i love this is the beam from the fucking movie too daughter i have a daughter it's my daughter daughter daughter daughter daughter daughter daughter daughter okay you don't have the balls to kill me you're never getting out of no daughter i didn't mean it like that first i'm going here now is there thanks for summing up the whole fucking game bro first i'm go here then i go there doesn't feel like it's very connected does it feels arbitrary i agree with him now i'm confused everyone's saying that captain boomerang has a crap accent the voice actors australian i guess fringy can judge it's not about him being uh from australia i never said he wasn't he wasn't australian i mean i'm capable of doing a bad welsh accent you know drinkers can do can do a bad scottish accent it's not it's not that he's trying really hard and like i said i think it's the direction rather than the actor because i don't think normal people think like i'm the character so i'm gonna go like this i'm gonna fucking tear my throat apart i don't think they do that without someone suggesting they do it you want to come for me bad come for me not my parenting come for me don't come for my parenting god these lines suck babe you gotta work on your bedside manner lol explosives don't work from pressing buttons everyone knows that batman are you getting disappointed about how shit your uh devices are this is the hardest difficulty and i get to fuck around as much as i want oh no ah press the e button whoa you're in a fear world i don't even know how you guys are talking to each other to be completely honest with you and the idea that it's like you couldn't i didn't even think that it was worth listening to any voice that could be heard when they say in like don't press the buttons because i'm telling you too but it's not me it's the version of him that's that's like simultaneously they're talking to their fucking daughter like oh yeah i can trust that voice i thought all of this was bullshit i figured we're pressing buttons for no reason i had no idea that they actually thought they were doing something the idea that she's like no no no no trust my voice not the spooky ghoul voice in the alternate dimension world it's like a fuck's sake man haunted by all you've done harley no give him give it a lot you know bruce you've been spamming these little bat symbols just be honest with jim you can't defeat me in wacky land because i am wacky but you ain't immune to mine what impossible weapons free boys he's standing right there wait so huh so he got his fear toxin on us but we mixed another one just now by just clicking some buttons and now we have a fear toxin off or something what just drug batman yeah but now they're just all fucking probably lying on the floor drowning on their own fucking vomit and not fighting each other that's not welcome to your worst nightmare what what was that it's not the fear world it's a hallucination you mean hallucinating the fear world that's what i'm talking about trust me i'm not taking this as seriously as you think that i actually is an alternate dimension i know how the fear toxin works saying that once you've been hit with fear toxin nothing is reliable but apparently it's reliable enough that you can have her counter it with her insanity that makes sense she did better than batman even though he has well he has batman's brain and the power of the fear toxin but sure fine this is how it works what the fuck is this doxel's two shit uh you are formidable together twitter post be like wow that fight against giant demon batman was peak fire bro 30k likes man what a boss fight i had to jump and then shoot and then jump and then shoot and then jump and then shoot jesus are you trying to kill him oh my god let's luther once batman alive what we definitely shouldn't do is put him in some kind of elaborate death trap situation what ain't been there so sad trash pain hundreds of millions of dollars to create this experience have you seen all the stuff about sweet baby ink their involvement has a lot to do with what happened with the writing dialogue etc it's a company that specializes in editing narratives for dei slash esg so the thing is i don't know what was good about the script before they would have added whatever they added you know i mean like there's nothing in this script that's worthwhile so did they do like the whole thing because i don't i don't see like sections that belong to someone who's terrible are doing this and then of course the mechanical side like it's it's a disaster as well you've lost server access you're unable to play the single player game i hate modern gaming so god damn much can we do a ps2 game or something well that's the thing that if if metal lived like an hour away from even you know even that we would be doing that take a shot shit like once per month at least and it would all be fucking classic games we're gonna pokeball him all right guarantee the final box fight will make you question life shut the fuck up let's keep in mind that this is after they delayed the game to make it more fun what the hell did the first pass look like well guys it's she says what was that it's time for the offensive outfits time that's what time it is normal clowns we take all of the ransacked grave outfits you'll see the rest of the game through with this shit but that's for last right look it's batman does this not summarize the attitude of this fucking game pretty sure that when it comes to gank and super jerks who've had their brain blended everyone's we bagged the bat leave a medical station be careful i'll need a clear brain scan to set the baseline before the more invasive procedures it's more insulting this or loss of us too they're competing everyone's referencing the loss of us too for this game not a surprise i am vengeance this game seems completely insufferable only been watching a few minutes and already hate these characters best of luck on surviving this trash fire we're pretty far through at this point in fact oh i can't look at it yet give me a sec once they're done with the fucking cutscene batman delivered all right lex is gonna need some time and we ought to tool up before we go for soups we may need to undertake several argus missions or none how waller earlier in the game completely like had control over us over lex corp she knew we were trying to break in and do whatever she said there's all part of her plan it's like and she hasn't figured out that lex is here wouldn't lex cope be under their control you'd think the lex is just in there doing whatever he wants alternate dimension lex do you love how much of this game is like yo you haven't done any of the district missions you you need to complete more argus stuff you've got a bonus energy site that's great you do you so we will sport next to be ready for the fight and they can't do anything because missions complete like bye that also lois was just talking during all of that that wasn't the one i was supposed to do was it that was just someone else right they really do just want you to go fuck off and do something random i didn't even have to do the one i was heading toward well then fine let's just go back and do this it's so arbitrary all of it man go on go play like a little idiot and then you can do the story again fingers crossed for a twist to the end of the story that being all four in arkham asylum were profoundly retarded and game was all in le head um sure that'll make all of this fantasy so much better from the perspective of the devs having explored this shit this is what we needed to do gold kryptonite gold kryptonite whoa why do you shave his head the gold kryptonite will dampen the superman's abilities that should give you a fighting chance the alternative is he obliterates every atom in your body as soon as he sees you if only maybe even you can't be stupid enough to think that you have a chance against soon yep god it's so sad in it he shaved because harley called it cringe earlier oh we're not even gonna be able to see that because i got skins on the game thinks it's so badass like holy shit calm down fun hypothetical sales exercise more someone is deciding between buying this pile of shit and securo sell them this over securo go i guess you could sell it as it's a consumable unportable form of canadian health care without having to go there you know that's not so bad right saves you money video games what do i have to do last time it was just i went into a menu and then went into a different menu fucking hate this game you know wall is just a character that doesn't care about how anything is done or where anyone is or what anyone's doing or how they achieve incredible goals like defeating someone like superman you didn't care you understand they came up with like really bad excuses in the first selection of the game to try and hide lex and then they eventually would just like fuck it waller doesn't even care like why is she even fucking here you did that joke so many times already so crazy this stuff everywhere oh boy why is harley so obnoxious and immodern and incarnations she was actually pretty fun character in the original 90s series because they ruined her they think that's what's cool about harley quinn they don't understand how to make her fun i'd hope so oh my god you're heard animals dependent on someone else to survive like you harkness an illiterate alcoholic who's desperate for the and floyd's a deadbeat dad sharky's a freak will never be a real boy and a new material jerk off you know joker used to be real good at hurting people with words but you even when they're evil you're still too good the fuck is this good run brucey punching bad guys clean up the streets causing long-term mental and emotional damage to everyone you know why is this happening as though they have any fucking position to say any of this it's so funny like let's have harley quinn dressed out bat mad harley quinn the villain doesn't make any fucking sense trying to take some kind of like moral high ground what he's been mind controlled by the way no no one thought it would be you why would anyone think it would be you clown retard why would it be you she fired a revolver why did i hear a shell casing fall to the ground i cannot properly describe my hatred for them for playing this music during this scene time for us bad guys to save the world as they execute batman fully recognizing that he's probably one of the best if not the best person to have on their team no attempt to permanently restrain when they had the option to just just indulging in this fucking clown's interest in wanting to cause pain while also claiming to be like the the fucking the one in the right here somehow yeah and they do this this this scene thinking what the people are gonna like this like yeah man a bloodied and beaten bruce getting humiliated throughout the whole fucking game interrupted on some of his most iconic lines all of his stuff getting pilfered by basically every character constantly insulted dragged around put in a fucking pokeball defeated in his possibly most powerful state an evil batman with fear toxin with no limitations and he's defeated because harley quinn is crazy god they really wanted to make it so that she had like full power over him in almost every way shape and form just kind of cringe isn't it it can't write so they couldn't make any of this work and then we end up here batman just execute on a bench at what they're like oh this should go over well right oh you know the suicide squad right they like you know they're like bad people so that they kind of just works and yeah i wouldn't blame anybody for literally having a bazillion golfing flashbacks right now what a game top notch non-stop the current iteration of harley is grating enough on its own but kind of gets worse when you realize that this is supposed to be canon to arkham a series that always portrayed harley as a more sinister figure than most other sources sure she's still dumb and kind of pathetic but she was much more willfully active in many genuinely despicable acts throughout the series to turn that version of the character into the anti-hero harley just doesn't work it's a lot more believable when she was more of a goofy henchwoman in her past who played a less active or at least less destructive role in joker's schemes at least there you can see that she's probably not a bad person at heart so the transition to a more heroic role makes some sort of sense brady acts like wait a brandish is another one of my dudes die god maybe i should do something about this yeah he would have wanted this yeah is she about to make a speech about how look at us we're doing the right thing though technically this is what batman wanted to be fucking tied up and shot in the face it's like yeah yeah you know in a way it's kind of what he wanted just kill him please just kill him laser and boom done dead just kill him right from another shitty boss fight one of the world's finest heroes snuffed out by this yeah i know it's fucking insane why the hell did they get the responsibility to write this story like who who allowed them this opportunity with this amount of money and exposure how who why what are the great mysteries of our time just kill him laser boom boom boom boom all four one line done separated at the torso done easiest thing ever there is no justice only pain callal during the superman boss fight very good summary of the game thanks claud settle in miss it okay it's genuinely the fucking end of this fight you just have to keep shooting him terrible fucking bad boss fight man Jesus absolute trash lolly drop bullets i love how much we just don't care about the death of superman i like how it's never acknowledged that the justice league are merely victims of brady acts mind control and were once great heroes and great people but no they get killed off casually and the actual murderers and psychos get treated like good guys reversed morals anyone game sucks kill him i want to show you what happens next let's call it a sneak preview why is he british because he's evil perhaps you were too busy ending the kryptonian to notice but my invasion listen the british do evil the best all right how did you defeat my justice league that's a great fucking question mate i just don't get it man why didn't this happen the whole time your code your attachment to your progeny greatest assassin in the multiverse i will kill you because your cring should say you've made way more sense for this to be a game where the whole justice league are taken over except one literally pick any probably batman because batman's a fucking hard motherfucker to find and then he has to work through the whole campaign freeing all of the other justice league members and with each one that you free you can play as them for the rest of the campaign if you want to until you free everybody and then you know like that wouldn't that have just been a thing we could have done instead why did we do this did they really think that suicide squad was just so profitable as an ip we had to make this i don't know as you devour all who would resist my enlightenment need to thank me for my interdiction we have more pressing lax send me back i didn't get to hear what brain man was gonna give me he won't get the chance next time his gangly ass pops up he's getting two in the forehead yeah okay briniak will already be dead on account of my having devoured him don't worry boys we're gonna shoot him eat him poop him out maybe shoot him again it'll be great i mean remember we got a nail like briniak is basically outpowered and outplayed everyone has access to basically what everyone can do the lex luther of this universe got fucking completely punked as well but this guy he's got it he sorted out it makes sense i haven't even entered the idea that this is all a trick from briniak to get information out of him or whatever no i just don't think the writers are capable of twists while certainly not fucking good twists i guess they thought it was a good twist that uh ollie is the one that killed batman so 13 briniacs even if you were to somehow defeat one your bite is far from over okay what i need you to do is collect three fizzle fabs that we have to inject into key development terminals for briniac unfortunately all three are hidden in a room that has monsters outside that you've got to defeat and then when you plug them into the terminals it activates a horde of enemies as well and once you defeat all of them briniac will appear as a giant purple skull and you have to hit him with counter and then throw a grenade and then you can hit him in his weak spot and then then you will defeat briniac i hope you're excited by the rest of this guy oh boy just yes the justice league are all dead plenty of unsuspecting victims they'll blow up and get cool toys from ladies and gentlemen the lady who's trying to marley grandstand batman and best of all did you four really think you were doing this on the it didn't make any fucking sense did it game i'm not proud of you for thinking that this is like a good twist it's not none of it made any fucking sense what did i tell you about playing dumbass double agents you're our daddy god damn right i'm taking control of that phasing tech you use to pull their asses out of the fire whatever and then i'm going to wait briniac is voiced by jason isaac's in this game oh i always get what i want and let me guess you're not gonna die by the end of this you'll be just fine boomerang get him not so fast boomerang so predictable about i already have a nano bomb implant ironic as luther court made the nano bombs and if anything happens to this like sleuther the building goes with him we are they just are you just trusting that he's gonna he said he has one therefore that's it so someone just said take him out of the building yeah it's like you kill me this whole area is destroyed so you just like grab him you go all right then it's pretty straightforward goodness luther's even slimmer than the last one oh boy it's better without the cringes dialogue my heart goes out to va's with such great talent that they get jobs like this how they must feel i think maybe they just don't think about it you know they just move on like try not to concern yourself with some of these projects then again i guess they have to speak the line so yeah just give me the horde there's a bunch of horde missions a bunch of people spawn i have to kill them that's what's gonna happen next until we get to the next story thing i get i got you how they fool wallow with the radio given hack i have no do do nothing nothing in this game you see fucking sense everyone's hacking everything according to what they need to hack at the time all they ever have there's so many different people hacking so many different things i'm only going to do this yourself please seek help have to understand it's like someone vomited color onto the screen and then added the most tepid writing and it sounds unimaginable it's pretty much that yeah doesn't it fucking suck how much of a waste of an ip this is how much of a waste of an opportunity it is and then it's like it's not just a waste it's active damage to an ip and then you just you sit back and think like why why why why why why why are you so fucking inept i feel like we didn't even properly understand the nature of the fact that wonder woman just got killed so casually i even none of it feels right in this game it's all fucked uh oh imagine getting a coffee enema but mixing in for 10 boxes of crayons and splattering it over a canvas jackson pollock style that's this game during combat no that is game you could even see the writing is like the cope session going on here there is no coping with this it's over it's done they've done it nobody can cope with this why is wonder woman the only one with a semi-respectable death yeah and it doesn't even make any sense like it the the fact that they gave some level of respect to it felt completely out of place in the whole game not just in writing but like in tone and style superman can hear every heartbeat on earth what's to stop him from finding the squad instantly everyone including batman as the game proves could have killed them at any point and they just they just don't it's terrible at least they didn't ruin the dawn have to keep him secret keep him safe you shitbirds actually beat superman yeah apparently please play the monkey game again brainiacs across the latticework of dimensions kill them all get cool shit don't go back to argo each pathway leads to a different reality all ravaged by brainiac okay elsewhere else wins else worlds you could say oh catchy finite crisis sounds incredible oh my god so we need to go destroy stuff to get enough fleam juice to be able to take on brainiac basically what i said when i was meeting because that's the only thing they capable of doing anything they would be capable of doing that's the joke just like that's it ready to raise hell i'm i'm genuinely shocked that when he said you ready to raise hell they didn't have time i go whoa whoa i think you mean heck okay stop talking how are we able to do any of this when brainiac has like full control of everything and is amazing but it is fine don't worry about it makes complete sense shut up okay you're strong in our way but i could shatter every bone in your body like coral unless you join me then i will make you truly invincible you say this you're not gonna be stopping us are you do not let the female clown make you look like false no just why do you feel the need to reference that she was a female clown brainiac got the admiral treatment i see oh you destroyed the giant cannon i said you wouldn't be able to destroy well no matter it was all according to my plans anyway somehow throw your terminus bits like i fucking know god this came because people enjoy Snyder's movies i will say he's he's done nothing but add to the the horrors of but they're evil it's like oh please stop does john stewart talk like every black rapper slash comedian the animated version is a matter of fact stoic military men who happens to be black they even had like one line in there that related to it i think like uh you know stay focused soldier or something he said something like that but he also seemed to be quippy as well everybody's doing the quippy shit we're the other lanterns we're a hal and guy why do they got to do this to my man john you're lucky that none of them are also in here holy shit looks like absolute cancer yet again what did he go oh one thing's for sure this green lanterns a bit more imaginative than saxon i was straight laser three time than dead yeah you can say that don't even want to know the logistics of brainwashing a dude whose powers his willpower but man all his constructs of guns or bombs real creative yeah it was lame very fucking lame it often is i don't know what it is about giving people who don't have imagination the chance to do imaginative things imaginative guys you ever seen a mission where we have a car that slowly moves to a place and we have to defend it from random hordes well you're in for a treat you don't have to talk seriously janky combat constant quips visual diarrhea fast-paced repetitive music that cuts in and out this feels like i'm having a fucking stroke yeah spawn the next thing literally said this tower spawned busy work has spawned how do the justly lose if the ring can do that i don't know man that's the one thing that you know it doesn't make any sense that we're able to take out the justice league but it also doesn't make any sense the brainiac was able to do what he did they don't explain anything and yet they want to have some kind of i don't even know what they're going for if this is supposed to be compelling in any way shape or form the ring almost killed them all we were so close yeah it was it was a really sad moment what the actual fuck just happened so that's a super chat that applies to basically the entire game huh it's not even like we're just doing it instantly now did all that and it's like all right anyway oh boy he smells just more and more and more and more briniac knew what kind of pokemon joker caught he never would have come to earth there's a mistake for anybody to be in this environment let's be honest soundtrack is very inconsistent that you're having a very exciting time it wants to tell you that's what's happening baman is a room with a mic and really good wi-fi yeah he's just been coveted because why wouldn't he you know be warned against further interruptions oh boy i took your first 15 warnings and i was super spooked by him she looks like a fortnite pvp game but you're fighting the mentally handicapped okay it's exactly like fortnite yeah it's bumping into random shit and shooting it that's all i'm doing it's funny that the founders of rocksteady left the studio and started their own before this was even on early access and the seven writers of this sludge never worked on any previous Arkham games by the way makes complete sense of a boomerang accent is hardly different from ranks is exaggerated spoof one yeah yeah fucking i am all right god do you do you guys just hear that braniac would like to terraform and normally that's like making mars like habitable but here it's like the opposite and for that reason we should we should stop this it's like oh yeah i mean also everyone's dead already like what imagine braniac's plan was to make the the world a bit more livable or whatever it's like does that even matter compared to all of the death woman superman is fucking superman and batman is dead one woman is dead the flash is dead green lantern is dead she's like hmm we should probably stop at stay away from them good for you lowest this is actually the setup the twist is that you'll end up playing as batman and kill all the suicide squad that's genius oh could you could you imagine how satisfying it would be to kill all these fuckers like these specifically anamanda oh oh look another card to defend whoo the only comedy in this game is the sincere moments also why do they care about wonder woman and why is poison ivy a child now every time i pop back in these streams my mind melts even more as it should yeah nothing ever makes any fucking sense and everything that develops i feel sorry for those who see this in intermittent sequences instead of a straight up but then i suppose the straight up people are not having fun either don't reference that song so now that i've done all that i have to do this right wait i don't actually have to do this 13 times do i this end game content so i've like i've like defeated the the campaign well we'll do it once at least game metropolis is 99 dead lowest lane wonder woman is leading supermen away from civilians go underground ivy i found underground stuff i want to destroy this game did not nobody buys the 99% of people are dead nothing feels like it is happening in this game imagine how much this cost to make robocop versus robocop yeah they probably could have made many robocop games the price of this i've been here for 30 seconds and this game looks crap because it is see what happens um the first campaign god this is so cringeworthy not a campaign isn't it sounds like a job for the data gathering truck this is just gross the whole thing agreed there's random shit everywhere tim is his son even locked him in base in batman arkham night after leaving the virus and it was too strong you could tell they were like playing with being referencing anything that you actually care about as well with that scene 26 data shards all your idols are dead in a fun world i don't know man i mean you know if anything's gonna kill a shark it would be fucking water so things of fun to note mawler is playing the shark character who has an ability named strong swimmer but he can't actually swim in the gameplay the computer controlled characters don't seem to do anything aside from reviving you like when mawler is fighting the cannon and the weak point is exposed unless the player is attacking the cannon itself the hp doesn't move so the ai is most certainly not attacking the weak point and they don't seem to be aiding with the collect maguffin objectives part of t mission man how are we gonna do the batman fight what if we made him a giant demon with freaking laser beams why usually why indeed they really spammed the amount of incubators on this so disappointing how much they did little they did with arkham batman's fights gel it does nothing and no other gadgets walking sim than giant demon fight with three moves should have been arkham games from villain's perspective what a waste yeah that would be really cool there's loads of potential there and this game is so shit it just reminds me of how much i can't wait for god will ragnarok to come to steam already oh it's gonna be a cool day for a lot of people that is because people ain't you know not everyone has a ps5 and stuff but um it'd be a cool day when they release the next game as well if they have the same attitude very sad to see the state of these boss fights in the game along with everything else in this pickled abortion remember when arkham games had great boss fights like solemn and grunty and mr freeze yep mr freeze you had to come up with a bazillion different ways of damaging him and he kept learning and countering right as uh this is spiteful nonsense and some of the worst comedy i've seen these devs are simply unworthy of characters better people made ad was as would lose it as wouldn't be able to complete this you'd be so fucking angry now i'm getting like destiny vibes you know big spooky alien and a big arena the suicide squad hey a fitting monica given how the next few minutes will proceed i can make that joke about a million times huh whoa we're gonna have fights over here for about 10 years figure out the meaning of life the fucking game is adhd riddled i feel i'm losing my impartiality adhd people have stent so true this fucking boss fight bad it's lights lights all over the place and fast action loud noises oh it's so wants to convince you it's good you know i don't drink but this game makes me want to i saw these suits on twitter and thought they were tasteless ai generated fan projects why is this in the game that people charge money for hopefully the brain melting isn't too terrible and have a good one i'm hoping to survive i think i will and you know it's it's funny because we've already encountered things in the menu that are like pay more to get this and it's like just go fuck yourself i'm so not interested what the fuck is going on there's an insane amount of stuff everywhere mauler prides himself in his ability to understand and analyze media yet he can't even notice its most resourceful aspect you see braniac is such an intelligent character that he becomes self-aware of his video game character status and knows that the only way to truly die is for the player to uninstall the game he is the one causing the bugs and the disconnections so that he can finally rest a bold move from the developers i applaud these heroes all the fucking fights are exactly the same now they just take 10 fucking decades to let it happen every boss fight boss never fights anyone boss is artillery lobbed from a distance boss keels over in exhaustion off-screen fucking piss oh the sponge nation i mean we poke a hold of five tiny braniac zero all right that was pretty good you straight up executed the damn batman yep what if that broke it why would why even think about something like that why would you why why would you even consider that why would it matter it's fine just shoot shit randomly he does it a lot in the in the in the in the whole game he just shoots shit always works out you know superficial mean spirited game by mean spirited people with no respect for dc no way they could have respect for dc with a game like this it would blow my mind based on you lend the context yet yes we've got pretty much all of it as far as i'm aware we're at the end of the game like actual end of the game i think this might be one of the last cutscenes you imagine killing fucking 12 braniacs jesus god this is so shit shut up jesus god why do they think people would like her once you've defeated all 13 no no no no yes you mean braniac has such a easy victory for him one he has most the jl mind controlled and doesn't have any of them help or defend his jl members when they are being attacked if the ss has to deal with more than one jl member it's an instant lost for the ss too he could have just mind controlled jl members and don't make them act super evil or destroy stuff have them blend in and take other people one by one till he has all the people in the world under braniacs mind control three he knows about other multiverse other braniacs who probably also have heroes and villains mind controlled with their powers other the braniacs can use so even if one of the multibraniacs somehow team up it's all over for he is braniac who is supposed to have a super high i cube but he never has any of mind controlled jl members to just destroy any of the ss when they can although strangely he has batman destroy the bat family but not any ss five he doesn't take over the hall of justice for some reason even though it has all the juicy knowledge there that he loved to have which might lead to wonder women to need to hide back in them a skier which leads to barely no one defending anyone which leads to braniac to focus just on amanda walla and other lex and overwhelming them six if he can take a power why not just take superman's powers also with the flashers powers he could just travel back in time using the speed for braniac has a super easy win but lost to the greatest power of all plot armor fucking never kill me a million times over no way utterly despicable like did they forget the justice league was brainwashed like never thought to save them nope didn't even enter their minds even though they apparently have feelings concerns you know just like real people for all kinds of shit only in theory though i can't believe i tune in right at this moment laugh my ass off what a joke it really is a spider man gets his brains blown out and mary jen gets fucked by his in his corpse it's okay because villains are bad it makes total sense yeah it's a great argument all of you paul dini the creator of harley is the writer of asylum in city notice the difference in her writing and said very few things actually get it right yeah of course well everyone's story completed there it is i guess that's it it's as straightforward as that holy shit shut up so fucking loud it just ends like that fucking else get better than god metropolis this is lowest lane oh here we go from all reports it seems that batman yeah as batman and as bruce wane everyone knew him everyone knew his voice he's prepared he left a communication with the daily planet in the event of it became a symbol but i never stopped being bruce wane citizen of gotham remember that we are all handed adversity in our lives no one's journey is easy it's how we handle that how we help others that makes us unique that's what the batman will always stand for how fucking inappropriate at the end of this game we'll get through this holy shit and batman goodbye wow you will be missed but never forgotten even the line about the voice oh my god i feel so how did you how did you know to do this but you kept everything the same about his death scene i don't understand how can you put this on the end of this game oh and iconic piece you could say i'm shut the fuck up constant talking constant notifications constant unlocks colors explosions quips talking kevin's eulogy being immediately followed up by a loot box popping up and a funny quip from your character describing what they got sadly perfectly summarizes this trash heap of a game sound oh good god the fight against braniak will continue in season one and beyond expect new gear else will the squad members as you chase braniak acts across destiny more dlc's content passes services all ready to go that's how you play video games i'm sure it's wonderful and amazing and everyone's gonna be so excited to do so oh just my favorite thing video games love them let me out go get them tigers god so gross all of it's like so corporate and please buy more things they like advertisements like you think it's a video game but it's just fucking advertisements everywhere both superman the flash have said it's not often i get to cut loose and yet the then they do this just end them superman i would love did if they'd been killed several times and this fucking refuse to accept this is canon fuck this game yeah nobody will be this needs to be forgotten this game needs to go it needs to be bend by the way is anyone mentioned how much of a power vacuum killing all the heroes creates who's gonna stop doomsday darkside mongol when they invade doesn't matter they're all dead or just dead okay watch superman say i'm not a fan of justice oh i'm sure they they that that was liners in there just didn't activate you know didn't trigger it new support squad missions kill in time metropolis invasion levels mutators mastery levels new notorious items bane infamy sets incursion missions are you ready to get back into the fight through the fucking end credits and the way this game ends was so funny it just goes like it like they were like uh i guess that's the last cutscene should we have some kind of ending in any way it's like no it's fine just throw up a thing and then go hardcore to like a into the credits and we'll just just that'll be it it's just the end anyway back into the game you know because there is no end it's just content slurry stuff shut up right this feels appropriate it's like what they did to the world just obliterated the entire population are dead all the heroes are gone there's fucking a billion bad guys everything's corrupted broken yeah you know what let's uh let's spare everybody it's about time isn't it while we uh we talk about well i'll get some get some the messages read but we can just mute the incessant non-stop dialogue that'd be great oh okay i love this fucking noises just constantly happening too all kinds of alerts and satisfaction the uh the pure zoomeriness of this game zoomers demand better okay what a dumpster fire of a game why these jackasses feel the need to do this travesty is beyond me it's beyond us all mate like what why did this get made they destroyed brainiac's character brainiac didn't even stand a chance it's absolutely baffling that he was able to defeat the justice league and then they were beaten by the suicide squad when corrupted and teamed up with brainiac for some reason none of them help each other out except in early cutscenes where they're allowed to oh look riddler's trying to talk to me too bad you're muted wonder woman's bio in her codex is the goodies section compliments her for taking on toxic masculinity real they've solved so many of our society's ills broken democracy lagging technology toxic masculinity that's so fucking silly that's what you need you feel the need to mention i love you put that next to broken democracy sure man hey more of this game is a justice league game instead but with similar game payout you think it would be well i still would criticize it for the shit writing and the horrible gameplay even if they respected the characters because apparently they're not capable of writing and the gameplay was fucking abysmal i don't know how you guys can conclude anything else from what you saw as well and i wasn't even bad at it like we got stuck once and i died i think i want to say like a grand total about five times and i was on the hardest difficulty and i'm not some fucking hyper pro player okay more in chat i just want to remind you that this time is a finite resource please don't waste it playing terrible terrible games good luck and don't bless oh well that's the idea here i would say i think i would have prevented many sales of this game just by playing it i'm hoping that at least you know a percentage of the audience had some intention or a 50-50 thing on whether or not they would want to spend money on this and have hopefully seen this and been like no fucking way i would absolutely agree put put your time into fucking anything else absolutely anything else this game is abysmal it's designed to mine money out of you designed to keep you in like invested with nothing meaningful just rewards constant constant stimulation and rewards it's it feels like it was built in a lab and it's gross and it's not what games should be it's not what games are capable of being green lanterns goodies codecs an absolute joke shows how little they care about the characters oh god look i barely even know the guy past reputation architect and marine probably was an honor student wholesome all american white picket fence type stuff kind of guy that makes you think oh one of the good ones that's before getting some alien jewelry and becoming a space cop shouldn't have you've been on like mars or something some distant planet not in gartham interrupting my business man i don't even know what you want me to say here i guess he's a good role model for the kids if you want your kids to grow up being know it all knocks i don't understand what so whoever whoever wrote that just hates green lantern or hates john stewart specifically okay the wonder woman one is excessive about all this crap oh it's from it's from lex luther he has all this fucking appreciation and all this shit that he's just like fuck you i don't give a shit about you green lantern go suck a dick well yeah it seems because he's a cop like he hates him because he's a cop but like that doesn't make any sense if you're gonna have assessments or like blogs that will reflect what their achievements are like why would he like wonder woman tired of gross media i can't believe rock steady committed suicide squad i know what this game is it's boardlands three and crackdown three blended juiced and thrown out in the sun together leaving that thing on the pavement you perpetually walk five feet around on your way home yeah read batmans oh why do you man of steel and defender metropolis one would be hard pressed to find a worthier adversary yet he is said to be a kind of empathetic soul born on krypton and whisked away me a bonus before the planet's implosion he grew up on a small simple farm in the middle of north america discovering his powers and deciding to use them for the good of all he quickly became the hero we all know is superman why the fuck is that not given to john what the hell the most basic bio ever instead it's all like fucking petty and shit we'll be in dire straits had he taken the much simpler and less morally complex road of becoming an unyielding tyrant and as evidenced by the current situation what the hell let me tell you a little something about all batsy somewhere deep underneath all that black and brooding is an unresolved trauma there's a guy who's just nice now i know how that sounds with the beating people up and the i am the night and the occasional forays into psychological torture but think about it how many times the joker end up back behind bars instead of rightfully six feet under dent bane freaking ivy i mean i'm still here he's a softy though a through and through a softy with a vast disposable income and a deep need for other outlets for his aggression but still i don't understand these entries john stewland is fucking wacky also the one-to-one one is so much more excessive and praise worthy than the others cringe dialogue cringe va floyd race swapped again disrespect double standards bad story depressing end of great characters for the sake of being edgy boring character combat samey game loop i don't remember tara being this bad in the older games why bother saying the actual floyd is an imposter when you could just say this is a different guy this shit is a mess i hope rock steady thinks this was worth it also character designs are a mess more than half are just generic looking and the classic outfits still have the garbage new designs on half of them ruining the point how do you feel about the game so far and his red dead redemption two in the near future probably not in the near future and i kind of hate this game i think it's pathetic and disgusting and and just worthless and you should nobody should play it you can say i'm not exactly happy with it genuinely feels like lois is broadcasted from a previous iteration where there were resistance forces all about but then they got stuck in the 97 k a who reports sound like gotham is mostly okay but there's been attacks in places you know doesn't feel like 99 percent of people have been wiped out it's more like a fleshed out fortnite campaign the fortnite campaign the game was intended to be before it went in on battle royale lame oh yeah there's there's modern shit is splayed across all of this uh in terms of a designed game and say now well written and sincere the jl cartoon was for children and then you have this written for adults arkham games are also clear this hard this gets clear by almost everything man i'm getting pissing on the shoulders of giants yep if you think i know how to play this game i don't mulbonious bangers also this game has the most noise both visual and sound make it stop yeah absolutely you're gonna start speaking like loose and rail after this torture i've given up all chances in a piece i've made my mind a suddlest place i share my dreams with ghosts thank you for your sacrifice morley no problem like i said i think i would have done more damage to this game just by playing it than uh most advertisements i guess no rock steady you do not get to do this nope they were just staple on the eulogy yeah it doesn't feel like the game at all felt that way it feels like something they were like oh shit put that on the end please the thing is you can still change it you still have plenty of time to change it you could do whatever you want it's so easy you could have harley goes to shoot him and then she knocks him out and then we find out he's uh you know under he's captured and then you know story wise you just have a throwaway line that we're dealing with him we're trying to cleanse his mind or whatever and he doesn't have to be in the rest of the game you don't have to change much and hell even if some things didn't make sense i think people would appreciate it i was so disgusting i don't have the words nope hope this game is pulled and deleted like the avengers game this is not canon it lacks the soul to be oh we can only hope it gets the fate of the avengers game taken away from fucking humanity placed in pandora's box and shut forever i was gonna buy this game for the shits and giggles but having gotten a migraine from just watching the stream i will not yeah i mean that's a that's at least two that i have uh denied watching this was horrible the gameplay sections were mind-numbing and headache inducing the only release was getting angry at the cutscenes why why indeed all the wonderful component parts that makes a video game they kind of fucked them up didn't they round two could you imagine me fucking streaming this campaign again i gotta go that post credit shit piss me off hope rocksteady closes this was disgusting i don't want another game from these people no thank you uh can you go maybe maybe make them design like a pixel art game where you can only jump and just see if they can get that right if maybe they make that good then we'll give them the ability to walk left and right and we'll go from there no characters they have to earn the right to have a character rocksteady is going to suffer layoffs or maybe a closure after this it's been like eight years with no game and this game likely won't even break even on its own budget never mind making up for their canned superman game i'd like to hold out hope the batman tribute at the end was sincere in the devs were just woefully unaware of how bad the optics were i'm sure it was i don't know how people wouldn't be sincere when saying thank you to kevin conroy for all the amazing work you did but at the same time it is just how do they not see what they did with this game that's that's what we're trying to point out i guess it's like it's just ridiculously incompetent and downright just tastefully disgusting at certain points some of it was intentional obviously at least but yeah i wouldn't deny anybody's you know grief with with losing someone like kevin conroy i don't stand there completely i don't know how i eulogy to a voice actor i love can make me feel so violated and discuss it it's because of it coming after all of this it feels so dramatically inappropriate and being sandwiched as well between all this bullshit the modern like like you saw what happened it ended and then king shock is like oh i've got a new god it's just like oh god they clearly slapped that on just like they slapped the ending onto this game as well just like they slapped the campaign onto this senrax a picture of the pump action lever shock good i don't even don't think he should be made aware of this i joined at the end and this alone is enough to not make me want to buy the game would unironically rather play golem golem is a happier game did the context make things better no it did exactly what i expected which was going to be it was going to be way fucking worse which is honestly the most common thing to have happened with something that looks awful on the surface you dig in and it's absolutely dreadful specifically it's not even the it's good they have a eulogy it's just so tone deaf with the rest of the game like where it sits in the you know in between the events read flash codex all right yeah all you need to know about flasher is that he's a shiny red beacon bastard to every high school sports captain who ever thought they were better than you you're just making a living as hard working rebel and then this guy shows up throwing his weight around calling himself the fastest the funniest the best who asked mate if he was any more full of himself he'd have little flash he's dripping off his nose his okay so they hate the flash and john stewart then and this stuff get approved it doesn't get approved does it someone has the responsibility right in it and no one checks it that's how it happens wonder woman's is like good lord enter wonder woman so named i assume because one wonders why a woman of her caliber and ancestry would leave paradise to play in the mud with us and then you have batman well you know he's he's he's a guy he's pretty nice i think underneath all that you know clock Kent basic fucking Superman context and it would be bad if he was evil okay the flash but fucking obsessed with himself little bitch whatever don't do it god i hate this guy this is like what the hell why why would why would luther write these this way and why wouldn't you make it if these are like codex entries they would all have a basic bio and then you could have an opinionated part you should do annotations at that point oh yeah there's way better ways to execute it you have the basic bios so that you have it for anyone who's curious about where the characters come from if they didn't know and then you do like the little editorials or whatever from whichever character is relevant you could have multiple characters it doesn't matter but the one woman was just funny i don't know how much money you made on this more but congrats on making more money than rocksteady did in the game we'll see about that because i like i said i have some cynicism about the popularity of this game i don't know if this stuff actually works i guess we'll find out but i certainly hope not i feel like it's time we say goodbye and never play this ever again uninstall immediately and we we thank the things in our lives whatever they may be that aren't this literally just seeing someone's spit on the floor outside you should be like ah isn't it great that that exists because it could have been this and you don't want it to be this anything but this watching this has caused me physical pain it was rough and uh honestly not expecting it to have been this abysmally bad i thought it was gonna be bad didn't quite expect this but it was an adventure yeah you know it's like what's the worst game of 2024 well we've got a pretty good entry already do you guys would agree on that who knows if it'll be the ultimate one in any case thank you all so much that's gonna be it for now you have a nice day nice night nice afternoon whatever i shall see you bye bye it just can't i can't explain my characters there's nothing it just endlessly loads i can't change the look of my guys they don't even pop up in them in here i can't even change the load out because the load out ain't even fucking showing up a gun model is not even showing up right but you go to that store look you go to that store look at that look how quick the store shops uh shows up bro look at that instantly instantly look look you want to buy some outfits you want to spend some money look at that look how cool what this shit shows up though look how quick this shows up if i wanted to spend five dollars right now i guarantee you the game would let me spend five dollars but i can't play the fucking game