 Yeah, Mission Impossible 2 round, bro. Let me just put on my lip-discuit. Fuck. Yeah, bro. Lip-discuit time. So watch Mission Impossible 2. Fucking love Fred Durst. Hey guys, this is our review for Mission Impossible 2. You may be wondering why we decided to review it. No real excuse. We just were talking about the Mission Impossible movies that work a few weeks ago and then we for some reason got on the tangent of how douchey number two was. It's not a douche canoe, it's a douche cruise ship because it's Mission Impossible 2. Cruise control. And we were just going through the music and holy fuck. And the fact that it's still the most money-making one of these fucking movies that there is. Which is ridiculous. It was the highest grossing movie of the year. There are 2,000 which is this movie has 2,000 all over it. It's got a Kodak camera, memory card, 32 megabytes. People could actually listen to Lip-discuit without throwing up in their mouth. Rob Zombie was relevant. Rob Zombie is still relevant. John Woo did this one. I'm personally a huge John Woo fan. I like some of his stuff too. Broke an arrow, face off, hard boil. This early movie's here and it's trying to use movies. And I have to admit, it's not as bad. It's not terrible. It's probably hated but it's not that bad. And the funny thing is, this movie is ridiculous. It is stupid. The plot doesn't make any fucking sense when you actually sit and think about it. But honestly, the first Mission Impossible movie and maybe the third one actually makes sense. But aside from that, all the other ones really never made sense. The first one only makes sense if you have six and a half hours to calm through and understand what the fuck you were watching. That's a complicated movie. The first one's obviously a spy thriller. This one just goes straight out woo. I made the joke because apparently John Woo has a three and a half hour cut of this movie is what he turned in. And I made the joke that they didn't actually cut anything, they just sped up all the slow-motion. And there's still so much slow-motion in this movie. Yeah. When he walks by that... There's a giant pirate in Spain or Mexico. And they just hold on for like a minute. If he just walks by, slowly walking with his hair, a long cruise, Mission Impossible 2 hair, motorcycles and guns and shit. And a soundtrack that is based on Metallica, Limp Bizkit, Godsmack, Rob Zombie. Oh, it's terrible. But it's an enjoyable terrible. I like this movie. It's always been an enjoyable movie. It's just a fun movie. I watched it so many fucking times when I was like 13 years old. He was like reciting lines. I was reciting lines because I was watching my VHS copies. I didn't watch this movie that many times. I remember watching, I saw it in theaters for sure. And I remember having a bunch of people over at my girlfriend's place and we tried to watch it, but we just could not focus on it at all. No, you can't. And they're actually watching with other people. We watched my DVD copy that I bought when I was working at Roger's video in like 2005. Stuff like the previously viewed sticker on it. Hey, you know what? There's at least one very good thing that came with this movie. Dougary Scott chose to be the villain in this movie. And so we got Hugh Jackman as Wolverine. And Dougary Scott can't play a good guy. That dude looks sinister. Like, in my right jacket pocket. Oh, there's enough. Oh, there's, it's a Scooby-Doo fucking compilation video. This movie is beautiful. And funny enough though, that still works. Like for 2000s effects, Yeah, it looks like an actual mask being taken off, but John Mu didn't get enough of that face off. Yeah, from face offs. There's like, I need more faces. Bob, I want some face. Like I said, I'll make you joke. John Mu kicks ass. That guy does great shit. I don't love to have seen what a harder-edged version of him. Yeah, that was the one. I don't know what he was thinking though. It was made no fucking way. Yeah, there's no way there. No fucking way. Well, mind you, face off was our broken arrows are. Yeah, but John Woo's making our movies. Mission impossible to stop making our movies. Well, no. But at the time, I think this is really when that PG-13 garbage was starting to kinda come in. Yeah, and they were cracking down on the war and things. I mean, literally, you watch this movie knowing that they cut a bunch of stuff, there seems like guys get shot and it actually looks like the frame is moved over because the shot comes in of him half out of frame already when it's moving. It starts here. Yeah, you can tell they chopped this decision. It still has a lot of Woo elements. At one point, when the gunfight starts in the tower, that goon, no reason at all. He's not even a villain. He's not even a face villain. He comes in sliding on his ass. He's already sliding shooting. It's great. Everything Woo does is like what would look fucking cool right now. Or that twirl when he does that twirl. It makes little whip sounds. It's literally like when Tom Cruise is spinning her head. It's not a good movie, but it is by God enjoyable. You can watch it and just do it. I kinda feel the same way about the whole Mission Impossible series, honestly. None of them are very good. And they're all the same plotline. But it doesn't matter because I don't remember what it is. No, you don't remember the plotlines. It's just cool action scenes. Yeah, exactly. One of the trivia things I was looking at said John Woo just basically wrote down all the action sequences he wanted to do and they wrote a movie around it. That's what Mission Impossible should be. That's exactly where the fifth one is. But Mission Impossible should be a spy thing like the first one. But that didn't do well enough. It's definitely the most spied. I would say this is definitely the most spy-like. This is definitely Woo trying to do a James Bond movie. It's Woo's speeded a James Bond movie. Yeah, it's definitely they have more... It's actually kind of... There's more spied stuff that I kind of remember. I basically only remember the action bits out of this movie. And people ripping masks over and over again. There's that whole element with the Chimera virus and everything. Yeah, he's in it. He's a fucking Russian guy. Boris the bullet doctor. Don't take a piece of Boris. Three times if he cuts that. He tried that three times before he fucked it up. Alright, so in the end, if you were to rate this, I'd give Mission Impossible 2 and 2. I mean, yeah. It deserves a 2. I think I'd go pure enjoyment. That's gotta be a 3 or a 4. It deserves a 2. It's just so... It's funny because I watched it so many times as a kid. Hardin Canada wants to see a 3.5-hour version of it. Yeah, with all the blood squids. All the coherent story. Because it's just... Oh, man. But definitely this is at the point when Woo and Cruz were at the height. Oh, yeah. I mean, you could tell the whole movie. Well, let's say Cruz had just made a movie called Vanilla Sky that raked in $200 million. Still no one knows what that movie's about. So yeah, no. Cruz and Woo... They make something incredible in this movie. But at the same time, it's an incredible disaster. Oh, yeah, it's not good. But it's fun. It is definitely fun. It's dumb. I don't want to say Michael Bay couldn't make a movie like this. Michael Bay would have more explosions. Yeah, he had way more explosions. The SUV flipped over. Oh, yeah. All those cars were blown away. All those stun sequences are still really rad. Even though they're dumb. Like that friggin' bike scene. The bike scene is the by far the dumbest fucking thing of all time. You can jump off. You can use your monitor. You can shoot you just by looking in the monitor. Oh, yeah. This is how... Like, once he's on the bike and he looks in the rear view mirror, he's like this. It's friggin' great. It's friggin' great. That's just our random little review. Mark and I are about to do a radio show about that. So I thought that we could do it. I'm pulling a link to the podcast of the show in the link. It's in the description below. Anyways, guys. Hope you enjoyed this little random review. And we're off to do the radio show now. So we'll see you guys later. Bye. Fridgers! Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.