 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're going to hit man, woman and child and an epic quest to kill everyone. Oh, what a good day this is gonna be. Well, not for them. We're playing Hitman Blood Money. It's probably arguably my favorite. These are Hitman 2, oddly enough. Usually I'm very nostalgic. I'm like, oh, the best of this game is when I was a kid, but no, Hitman 2 is actually a really good game. But Hitman Blood Money always is a special place in my heart. We're gonna jump back into a new life, which is incidentally going to be a short life for most of them. The incident put us back on 47's tail, which eventually led to his destruction. I'm just thinking this whole story is basically this guy telling a journalist how they killed Agent 47 and he's going through all the missions, like telling them his stories. It's basically the how I met your mother of Hitman games. Here we are. And let's get off to a good start by immediately assaulting this man. Just a gentle push. This is how my rampage begins. It'll escalate. Trust me. No, wait, hold on. I can't remember what the button is to take out weapons. I'm just gonna have to gently push him back out of the map. Oh, god damn it. No one hear this screaming, please. Wait, is he still alive? Hmm. Okay, there we go. I'm not sure if he was alive or not. There was some, uh, gargling going on there. Oh, look, another innocent bystander. The cheek of some people. I don't mean to be a bully, buddy, but you are human trash. You're going in the bin. Just a fully grown man in a suit playing hopscotch, but not playing it very well. Oh, hello, Karen. It's good to see you again. Just trample over these, if you don't mind. She's in a strange mix of gardening, cowering, and dancing, all at the same time. And now she's in a weird mix of dead and dead. Oh my god, he's fast. Jesus Christ. Must have been the jogger from earlier. Maybe he wasn't dead. He just took off so quickly. Oh my god, where did the other one go? It grinded him into a paste or something. By the way, what kind of garbage disposable truck has the license plate? Bad blood. Well, at least now the blood may not draw suspicion when it says bad blood on the actual truck itself. They'll just think it's some weird gorilla machining technique. Oh yeah, that's grinding him into a paste, all right. This one, on the other hand, is a little harder to explain. I may just bring the blood trail into this nearby garden. Oh my god, maybe she's alive too. I don't know if I can kill everyone on this map. Even when I kill them, they still seem to be a bit jittery. It's like when you go fishing and you get that fish out of the water and he's still got a bit of a wriggle in him. Wait, what? Oh god, I've been caught trespassing. Follow me. Come back here. I'm trespassing back here, but I'm hard of hearing, so you have to confront me in this dark alley. Oh no, feck, feck, feck. How did they not see that across the garden? Maybe they did, but they're like, ah, that's out of our jurisdiction. We're paid to protect this house, not that house. I don't know, the game's pretty old. Maybe the draw distance for them is quite small. They can only see like six foot in front of them. Oh my god, Jesus Christ. Murdering the woman across the street is fine, but opening their van is too far. That's where they draw the line. Oh. Never mind, I have a hedge cutter, which apparently is a weapon of mass destruction in this game. Oh, for feck's sake, here comes the backup. You see what I mean? Look at this. Alright, we're gonna load that. I saved it just after I killed Karen, so it's not too bad. That kill just meant a lot to me. Alright, I'm stealing these donuts. Gotta be careful though. These people are pretty jumpy. Stealing donuts is probably punishable by death as well. You don't know what these people... Oh god, Karen is watching me. Look at her, she's so feckin' nosy. I mean, to be fair, I look pretty suspicious. I like how I'm trying to hide from the Karen as well, and I'm holding the syringe out towards her. Alright, now's my chance. Poison it. Wait, did she see me? What is she doing? Is she going for an afternoon jog? What is this? Oh, no, she told on me, and now they've opened fire. I was just adding the secret ingredient, glove. Here, please, eat these. Oh, I guess this is my van now. Come on. How are they gonna justify this? Like, there's so many cameras and everything. And I'm just there holding some donuts as they unload bullets into me, and I'm not even reacting. Feckin' Karen's man. They're just so nosy. Like, who cares if your neighbor is poisoning some donuts and feeding it to strangers? It's none of your damn business. Oh yeah, I forgot, I just left this body here. Oh, for Feck's sake, you just threw the donuts on the ground. Like, I get it. I have to poison them and whatnot to succeed in my mission, but throwing them on the ground and then feeding to people, that's too far. It's inconsiderate is what it is. Put down donuts. There we go. Knock, knock, knock. Run. Quick, quick before they open fire for no reason whatsoever. There they go. And there goes the clown as well. I was hoping I could get him. I want to be a clown. I already am one in real life, so it would just make it more immersive for me. Just running around, waiting for the clown to come back. He must be looking at him like, that man is really excited by clowns. Ah, here's the man himself. Look at that for a grand entrance. Why the hell would they hire this man? He looks absolutely terrifying. Luckily for me, he looks also exactly like me. Come on, Karen, keep your nose out of my business, please. Dispose of, yeah, there we go. There's no way he's fitting in that. There's not a feck in hope. Okay, he just went right on through it. God, he's even more terrifying now. He looks like he's been transformed into a snake or something. I'm here for the children. We have to frisk everyone coming into the house. Uh-oh, I'm going to go this way now. No, I don't want to be frisked. Social distancing and all that. I just don't want to be frisked. All right, you want to frisk me? Oh, God. Bad timing, bad timing, bad timing. Oh, for feck's sake. Uh-oh, wait, what has happened? Okay, it's fine. It's been caught on camera, but it's fine. I thought Karen had spotted me again. All seeing, all knowing Karen. Oh, my God, I thought that was a ghost. There we go. Just going to make a little body pile out here so it's nice and neat. With the trash. The trash man can pick this all up whenever he's re- Oh, wait, no, I killed the trash man. Oh, God. Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no. Someone found it. He's dead. Oh, yeah, yeah, come this way. We got to tell someone about this. Wait, there's a basement in this level? I don't remember a basement. Perfect place for a clown, though, if you ask me. Jesus, it's like something out of Until Dawn or something. Oh, I shouldn't be here. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I thought I was supposed to entertain the grown-up. It's my first day as a clown. Oh, God damn it. Look at him. Even though I was right there with a gun, he still made the call to his friends. Okay, went on a bit of a rampage here. Maybe I can get away with this. Who knows? Okay, close the door. Let's just get in a new disguise. That's fine. There we go. Now I'm just in the bathroom. Surely no one would interrupt me when I'm in the bathroom. Plus I have a headache. Owie, owie. I took some painkillers for all those gunshots, and now I feel fine. The pool boy does not care that there was just a massacre in the kitchen. He's like, either way, I got a job to do. Someone's got to clean that pool. Hmm. Kids room. Come out, come out wherever you are. I did say I'd kill every man, woman, and child. And when I make a promise, God damn it, I intend to keep it. God, you have seen better days, haven't you? She moves like one of the first androids that Boston Scientific made. The ones that just tip over all the time. Oh, she's found the bodies. Okay, that's not good. Oh, God, that was awkward. Jesus Christ, you jump-scared me, you bastard. Uh-oh, hold on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, reload. How long does this take you? Christ almighty. For fuck's sake. Honestly, this was not my fault. This is the damn pool boy. He was too dedicated to his job, and now he's dead. But someone's got to clean the pool, and I guess that's me now. Diana, this is agent. I've got a pool to clean. I just got to lay low until this all blows over. What? God damn it. All right, we'll just not include that clip, so no one will know I killed the dog, and then the comments won't be angry at me. Future Kevin is a genius. He won't forget about that. All right, I'm laying low. He looks like a thumb. But if anyone goes near this thumb's pool, I'm ready. All right, Karen, I'll be out of your hair. I think they've forgotten about me. They take multiple homicides a lot less serious than stealing some doughnuts, for example. Like, look, the other Karen is still just cutting her a hedge. Like, she's been cutting the same hedge since I got here. There's no way she's actually cutting anything. She's just here nosing on the neighbors and pretending to chop, chop away. I don't know where the actual target has gone. A lot of his bodyguards are dead, but I think I killed him so fast the backup didn't arrive, thankfully. It's hard as well because I'm playing it on expert because I'm quite an expert of video games. I play them for a living, and you only get three saves, which is kind of brutal when you're playing like this. The pool isn't the only thing I need serviced. Come on. Okay, rejected animatronic from Five Nights at Freddy's. Let's go. I would love to go to your bedroom. Wait, you saw these bodies earlier. Did you just forget about them? God, that guy's skipping bicep day. What is that about? Look at his little arms. I think that might be herb. Help! I don't know what you want me to do. I clean your pool. I don't clean up the dead bodies. What? Oh, Jesus Christ, almighty. Never cleaning your pool again, lady. In fact, I'm going to intentionally make it dirty. There you go. How about that? It's like I'm just teaching you how to swim. This is how I'll teach my child when I have one. He's just grabbing them by the arm and dragging them through the water. I don't think there's many people left on the map, you know, except for my target, maybe. I still haven't found him. He's hiding upstairs somewhere, I think. I think everyone else is dead. What the hell is he? Is he in the living room? I passed through there a second ago and there was no one there. Ah, let me take a look. Let me take a look. Aha, I wonder where he is. He's circling. Oh, he's so good at hiding. I might have to give up. Where could the little rascal be? I called his phone to try and lure him out, but nothing will make him come out of the closet. Let's see if pool boy can make him come out of the closet. He's just freaking out in there. Well, to be fair, it looks like a ghost just opened his door, so maybe that's why he's freaking out. What? Good Lord. Reaction. That is everyone except for Karen dead on the map, I believe. All right, I think after all the grief you put me through, you're going to get the crappiest death of all. There you go, Karen, down into the sewer. A crappy death indeed. Oh, look at her. Kicking up a fuss even. Oh, go down, Karen. The world doesn't revolve around you, okay? You have to obey gravity, all right? And no time for my escape? Deranged, deranged slayer, but only a three out of 10 noise level. That's not too bad. That's something to boast about, I think. But we are going to leave it there. I hope you enjoyed the murder spree. This was quite fun. If you want to see any more Hitman videos, please do let me know. I'd be up for playing Hitman 2 or more of this in a similar kind of play style, just trying to kill everyone. It's a lot of fun. I don't know if I should be worried about that, but I hope you enjoyed. I appreciate you a lot for watching my videos. You know, if you want to help me, you can gently press the like button. I don't really like when people say to slap the like button. I don't really like violence, but I hope you did enjoy. And if you want to see more of me, I post every day and I also stream over on Twitch. There's a link for that in the description. But that's about all the rambling I can do for the end of the video, so I'm going to leave you go. Thank you very much for watching again. Hope to see you next time. Bye for now.