 God this is I was trying to read this and then I suddenly realized the English is not so good Dr. Bride according to most tales a man with immortality wishing for a way out so that he can pass on However through his wish to return to normality He has taken a vital role in foundation workings thanks to his immortality and ability to work forever for the foundation Dr. Bride according to dank memes from site 19. I am the god of Destruction Yeah, that is very much accurate whenever I write tales with dr. Bride I usually have some sort of a mix between the two like The idea in my head has always been that laughter bright is indeed like wanting to die but also Having some fun along the way because if nothing you do matters then everything you do matters sort of thing Anyway, when you think your joke was fire, but a cherry tomato seems to be flying at muck 15 directly at you Scared hamster face. I uh, I Don't I don't know, you know, I never was a big fan of the critical tomatoes, but I did write a Writing episode for the forlorn aren't I write a script for the forlorn foundry guys based around it So I got to become somewhat intimately familiar with the article. It's not that great of an article But you know it works When you thought it was just a simple cold but a guy in a suit appears next to you and offers you a cigarette Yeah, I don't know Again, man, a lot of a lot of date memes from site 19 Are referencing scp's and I'm not a super huge fan of I did a reading of this for my channel, but I Don't know. It just seems too simplistic to me and which is fine. I don't mind simplistic articles But it's just not for me when you're male and you touch one of scp 296 is candies He's sweet like a sugarcoated candy, man I'll tell you two things about this meme that really struck me as important one I had to go and look up which one scp 296 was I had a feeling it was Mrs. Sweetie, but I wanted to double check and make sure Mrs. Sweetie is not an article that I'm particularly big fan of but you know what I am a big fan of that music video with Christina Aguilera Moving on the first guy that tried scp 1230 after waking up reality is poison. I don't want to go back I hate this a Rick and Morty meme now that is Mixing Rick and Morty in the scp foundation seems like such an obvious thing to do, but so few people have done it But yeah, the scp 1230 I Mean what would you do if you live an entire lifetime inside a fictional landscape that's built to cater to your every whim Act like things are not true level I suppose. Ah Yes, the bright memes brights everywhere jack bright also jack bright yet another jack bright a jack bright possessing Yeah, why you know what the real question becomes at this point Why bother with containing anything just put Jack right's necklace around it for 30 days, and you're fine That that scp is now contained because now it works for the foundation. Yeah, that's perfect Dr. Dan, they won't execute 096 despite it being one of the most dangerous things we have locked up What if I get someone to take a really far away picture of it? Send that picture out to a local town in the area and then O5 will have to acknowledge how dangerous it is and have it designated for termination Oh, yeah, it's all coming together. Yeah, this is a good example of intricately laid like how Does anyone create this plan and think it's going to work? There are so many simpler ways to do this that don't involve this amount of prep work that if It really stretches credulity on the article But I digress scp author redacts locations and dates the postman What? Yeah, not just the postman pretty much every every scp reader as well Nobody lazy scp articles. Hey remember when removed Yes, yes more hate on more hate on censorship At least everyone matches up to what I believe here and those are the only people who will find a voice on my channel I'll tell you that Anyone who disagrees with me doesn't exist as far as I'm concerned That's not true. That's sort of true scp foundation We have contained most if not all biblical characters Jesus who is still not an scp Hmm. You know, maybe scp. Maybe Jesus is an scp. There's a lot of immortal scps out there Maybe one of them was Jesus at some point There is no Easter Bunny. There is no Tooth Fairy and there is no monthly termination of D-class. Yes, this is entirely accurate You know what if I'm particularly interesting about this though is that it's using a meme from Megamind I want to make a point here. Megamind is a very good movie that more people should watch It's all I'm gonna say will Farrell does not get enough credit for some of his movies It's this one and stranger than fiction Which just didn't do very well and people are like, oh, that's a will Farrell movie or you know That's a will for it. No, watch those movies. They're very good getting a little off topic here 2521 wasn't dangerous before the foundation classified it as an scp and that's a fact No, I don't think that's true. I think it was dangerous before and it's gonna be dangerous afterwards. Oh speaking of That you know, I've seen a few versions of this one babe come over I can't I'm in containment shows a picture Me escapes contain I have seen a few versions of this with scp 2521, so I You know, I remember when this was being written. I actually looked at it as a draft I had no idea when I was looking at it as a draft that it would somehow become What the third or fourth? Maybe even second most popular article on the side I'm not looking at the list right now, but damn when 05 5 post medic acid in the meme chat room Unbelievable and then everyone else disconnects. Yes That would be the correct thing to do I'm not entirely sure when you say memetic hazard You're not really describing what the memetic hazard is. Is it dangerous or is it just one that makes you? I don't know hit yourself in the head once and then that's it The medic hazards are a wide range of no, it doesn't really matter 682 scp writers. You're my favorite subject. Yeah, I don't know I Think this one's not I think this one misses the mark because like there's not that many Articles written about 682 and especially not these days like even in back in the day. It was maybe it was popular But it wasn't super popular, you know, what's interesting steeped though. I am in lore of the scp foundation This must be a new er GOI that I'm unfamiliar with but there are no gods that a big listing here looks like Broken god 5th this church Think the horizon initiatives in there somewhere the Sarkix a couple others that I'm not entirely sure I recognized their logos worship the gods Contain the gods, which is the scp foundation and then the GOC kill the gods. You know, they're missing the even bigger brained Option, which is MC and D sell the gods. I feel like I feel like they missed their chance there Oh, well, you know every time I see an ion battery. This is exactly what I think Carsest ion battery 3.7 volts. Yep Yeah, that's in my head. Yeah, that's the that's supposed to be the compromise Let's get the broken God in the in the cars is together with ion batteries This is not a site I think it's from what site 5 there's some sort of a mean going around about this I don't know which scp this is in reference to but I know which piece of art It's in reference to that. This is not a pipe thing which would be possible for most people not to be familiar with that It's not a huge deal to be like, oh, I know which the art piece This is from some of the most popular or 20th century pieces of art, but I just thought this was particularly interesting This is not a site Which it isn't it's a picture of a site Hmm You versus the mailbox. She tells you not to worry about the jealous mailbox the toxic mad toxically masculine Obsessive mailbox the nice guy mailbox the fedora hat tipping mailbox versus Just the bad guy. You know what? This is the thing This is the thing you want to know something interesting you versus the guy. She tells you not to worry about you're just like the guy She tells you not to worry about except you've tried to pretend you're not He's comfortable being a douchebag when instead of killing all other realities to save your own you kill your own to save 05-3 see I pulled the snakey on you That seems fair You know, I saw this one and it bothered me because it says you can't become a fully fledged You I with a hub and everything in just a few weeks the para watch wiki hold my 10 Nobody said that no one has ever said that in fact I'm sure there are other geo eyes have done the exact same thing You just got to get people interested in your stuff and then create the thing. No one said this I saw this in chat, too Like somebody well, I think it was one of the creators of the para watch Like I think it was one of the writers who wrote something for it was like, uh-huh You can't they said we couldn't create a no one said if anyone said that they were just messing with you or wrong No one Legitimately should ever think that you can create anything on the scb wiki because all you need are people Convince two other guys to write some articles and bam, you're done It's not that hard Trust me as someone who's created canons before the only reasons this some of these things take longer is because the people Who are in the middle of creating them are trying to be more or less careful But if you're confident that your stuff is good, you don't need to wait. This one irritated me I yes, I included a meme that irritated me deal with it First person to see the bareman Langford McMadecale agent must have been like well Yeah, I guess that's true This seems like kind of a lazy meme No one joke It's always great seeing one of my own articles as a meme No one joke SCPs scp-o one scp-o one dash J evading creditors in a 1990 Toyota Corolla by playing into space the automobile has since been repossessed I think I want to say cactus wrote most of this particular joke like not the actual total article But he wrote most of this Individual joke for the image because he's definitely one who created the image in the first place I don't remember how much of the tag line. I think he created the image I don't know how much the tagline was him and how much of it was me. I guess it doesn't really matter It does a long time ago and it's a very successful article Yeah jokes the scp's are ridiculous sometimes deal with it You know, this is another one where I'm not even particularly familiar with the I mean I know of the article that it's referencing but I don't know I've never read it. Hey, man. What's your reading? Just the latest Garfield strip? Well load of crap Wait, didn't that science dude warn us about insulting that cat? What the hell are you talking about? Mondays And just as just says Monday actually not Monday. Do you think it would have said Mondays? Maybe the article has something That's specific about that. But yeah apparently Garfield shows up in a suit. No wait, that's not a suit That's just the way the image is created. Yeah, but apparently Garfield just shows up Punches you in the face. That seems fair Dr. Olesky coming up with this plan to get the old Yeah, this is big brained Yeah, it as a plan I think we talked about this earlier as a plan not the best plan Me bypassing the medic kill agent just blink Just I think the the title of this one was like the title the actual post was something along the lines of Just close your eyes and scroll down guys. It's not that hard It's true. 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