 Chick flicks used to be romantic comedies about relationships you complete you had me at hello But now chick flicks are just where some chick takes out the evil patriarchy with just one Mary Sue flick They're like look at that dude says the Mary Sue and the new chick flick You know something you can really do that big Dan over there You see that guy over there at the line getting some candy. Yeah, all right now He's about 65 I'm five two that dude is the most powerful dude ever Possibly even a God who just conquered the entire multiverse I ain't no big guy. All right. Watch this. You watch this. All right. Watch me take him out with just one chick flick Excuse me, brother I'll even make it fair Flicking that tyrant God with just my left pinky finger after drinking a fifth of whiskey the night before I mean, you know, I'd never thought I'd say this but can't we just watch one of the old chick flicks No, I am truly deeply sorry John. I Wish there was more that we could do but to what you are asking the answer is no We just can't like I'd rather have like a twilight marathon and watch one of these new ones man. I don't