 Fryd yn Unig, fel y pwg hwnnwnt am y cyflwyteb sydd wedi'u bod yn fwy i'r ffordd yma hefyd ym 1878fM serfodd sefydig i'r Gymraeg Gwyl Llywodraedd. Forydd Wyrdd Gwyl Gwyl Llywodraedd ond y gaf am sixioach ffilm pan yma ond hito'r 23 i 24 sefydig. Felly, fy helywch ar gyfer 900 sefydig am gwybod Iwwcaeth, mae i'r gweithio gyda'r cyfrifiad. Dyma'n teulu yr wyliad hynny yn wneud gwsgol Llywodraedd, ar gyfer y sefyll y bydd, y bydd, y content, ac ymgyrch yn ddechrau'r gwasanaeth iawn. Y Prifedd oedd y Lleidwyr i'w gwneud yma ar Wyrddol Cymru a'r Ffyrddol dros ym Mwyllgor Llywodraeth Ffyrddol. Yn ddim yn ei ddod, rydyn ni'n gynnydd ar bod. Ffyrddol jydych chi'n gweithio'r 1878 ffyrddol ffyrddol. Mae'n wneud ar y Cymru. Wrth i. Felly mae'n meddwl, mae'n gymryd iawn, ond ar y hollent yn yrydd, sy'n i'r hollent. Neal Wool's y fath, unrhyw mewn y fath, y fath's ar y bod yn olaf ar y hollent, a y llunio am dawn nhw. A mae'n ymdweud y byddai sydd yn ei wneud y fath. fe bwrdd dad o'r f bringtoedd cwrs yn y garysgent, do fi? Ha-ha-ha-ha. Do you know like when, like American TV, you used to make loads of like 22 episodes, a series. So you'd get like, you know, episode of Friends where some fella from out of town were coming and they had had a relationship, and she doesn't really want a relationship with you. That happened maybe like three times a season, you know it's like this again, just the different fella. Just the different fella, it happens early. Felly dyna'n cyhoeddwyd, dyna'n meddwl o'r braidd. Felly dyna'n bwysig ar y gweithio. Felly mae'r braidd, mae'n gynghreifft. Felly mae'n ddweud o'r stori i'r bwysig. Rwy'n meddwl, mae'r braidd. Felly mae'n adrodd o'r reitio. Felly, mae'n braidd. Wals, fernimol, felly mae'r braidd. Felly mae'r bwysig ar y cyfans, ac mae yw'r bwysig ar y cerddau. Mae'r bwysig ar y miliwn. Felly mae'r bwysig ar y miliwn. Mydwch yn ddigonio'r gwirioneddau ahol hynny? Cyn byddai maen nhw'n gilydd fel y cyfly nellaeth. Rym ni'n ddigonio'n dim yn gilydd o hyn. Fy ben yw'r adeilad yw'r sefydliad. Mynd i'm fydd y gallu i mi? Fyn bod hynny'n qufifio. Android yw fi'n ddwynyddu'r ysgol iawn. Cyn gwybod y gallu hynny'n gwybod mwy gilydd. Bwyd rydd yn golygu a hynny'n gwybod… Bydd y llemio biddilion. Maen nhw'n cael cael cael ei defnyddio. Mae roedd Ileidio wedi gweld, mae efallai gweledo ni i'n meddliadau i'ch bydd i'ch arall. Mae grannu eu chynig. Efallai siarad arraithiaid. Felly yn gyda'n gweinol, byddai i chi'n gweinol. Ond efallai fel mwy. Mae gen i'r pwyllgoronol efallai? Mae gen i unrhyw. Ychydig yn gweld, mae'r sgwr yn llwyffol yn y gweld. Felly, rwy'n cael iddi. Mae gen i chi, oherwydd mae'n meddyliau. moins like those for you know like things like step up them kind of dance films where they meet up in the car park and all this in all the parts alright so they have these things are like oh we're having this dance software, it can't be anywhere in the cars line up put the headlights on and they're going, and maybe it have to be like that, we wouldn't actually get a theatre but we just need a clearing with some light and obviously a sound system. Very much like John Cove Van Dammer i Anil Wal where he had to have a fight in an Wym siaradio i'n gweithio. Ond gan hoffi, mae'n dweud i gloch i'w bydd. Mae'r bwrdd i gilydd. Mae bwrdd i gilydd. Rwy'n i'n gofio eich dangos o'r yeist痴. Yn yn fawr, mae eich hoffi yn collibu. Mae'r falm rhaid gwybodaeth. Rhaid i chi'n atwent eich hoffi. Pwyddoch yn bod yn gwneud. Mae'n gwesti i chi'n gwylliant o erbyn. Byddai i chi'n ei byddai. Let's listen, there was a game at the weekend. I know we've started trying to avoid you talking about it and that's sometimes that is the best tactic to adopt. Before we get into it, we are obviously a manchai again this week. Mr Bush is again pulled out. Can I just stop you for a minute? Are we going to play this by the way because I get the feeling now that actually Bush isn't going to be a regular fixture for this season. Therefore, sort of excusing is his absence every week. I think we have to regard it as being that Bush will just make the odd cameo before when he can. I think a bit like Brad Pitt in Friends. Very much so, very much so. I was thinking because it is the start of this part because there's very much evidence based. I almost feel like we are following in the footsteps of evidence for so long. Whereas we haven't had the strike and there's been no backup, we're kind of doing it. So maybe we should now get our recruitment team on to someone who we can bring in. There's not someone to back up. I'll be honest Dave, we've had a preliminary conversation Dave, to be honest. Really? About possible changes to this playing squad? Well, just in addition. Just someone who can come off the bench? Yeah, essentially. Very regularly? Very regularly. Do you have somebody whose name you can share? I think we'll leave that. I think those discussions may be better for off it. We wouldn't want to build it up very much again like Brad Pitt or any other guests. Or in D.J. Adams. You know that kind of thing. We very much want to be doing our business in the background. But we will bring you up to speed on that Dave once we are off it. I mean we have to tell that person first. We would. That person's not being asked by the way. He's just come to mind us. She could be a she, you never know. But realistically it won't. It won't be a she. No it will be a male. Or whatever he identifies us. So Andy Bush is a comedian to be fair. Andy Bush isn't here but he has sent us his thoughts by way of the interweb video messaging. So here he is. Hey fellas, it's Bush how you doing? Sorry I can't be with you for this episode. Just on my way into work. I'm looking like Bear Grylls because we've got no war in the house because we've got some work done on the kitchen. So we've gone full beard and backpack. I might start living in the woods or something. OK, my take on the Everton situation. I'm going to be quite positive about it. If you look at those three games, the amount of chances we've created, but frustratingly not scored, I genuinely feel like we're one beto shaped piece of the puzzle away from being alright. And that's all it takes is fine margins. Goal scoring in the Premier League isn't it? I don't know, I think we're nearly there. I know it's really frustrating and it just seems to go on forever, but I feel like we're nearly there. Still not a lot of injuries and stuff as well. I feel like we're going to be OK. But I feel like this team, this is terrible to say at the start of the season, but I feel like this team is worse than us that we can get away with this season whilst we kind of reconver less and rebuild. But it doesn't absolve the board from just being absolute idiots and jokers and stuff like that as well. It's hugely frustrating but I'm looking on the positive side of things. Banks Bush, the top man, they're walking along very bare grills as he said. He does look like he wants to live in a forest. He's bare grills code for Trump. But bare grills, last time I seen bare grills, he was on the side of the sea. He didn't look like it. He was very brushed. He was clean shaven. So it's Bush saying bare grills when he's in the wild. But when I seen him in the wild with Barack Obama that time he was clean shaven. He was actually, I remember that as well. He was somebody who spent so much time away from regular bathroom facilities. Absolutely. He always looks very well presented, I think. He's not the sort of wild man that perhaps Bush is angling for. Almost like it's a setup. I don't know where it's a setup but maybe a bit... I like to look at bare grills. I like to see myself in bare grills. You'd like to see yourself in bare grills. I knew you were going to go there with that. I knew that that was the easy tapping that Everton still would have missed by the way but I knew because my idea of camp on would be very much like I think bare grills idea of camp on is now which has set you lot up with the tent and I'm going to the hotel but I'll be back in the morning to have a go at you. That would be my kind of camp on. Do you know bare grills lives off a little island off Abbasoch? He does. Is that the one that's going to be on the wall in ten years? Not that one is it? The busted body. Busted body. Low to women with three breath. Come on Dave, you're a DJ. Come on. That's your age. That's your niche. I know, I've been to the year 3000. You have? Busted a couple of times Dave. I've met Busted. I've met McFly. I've met Muck Busted, the obviously collaborative supergroup. Exactly. I've met them all individually and indeed collectively and they are very, very nice champs. Excellent. Charlie won the massing, didn't he? Charlie did. Can we just get back to Everton just for a minute and then we can do that. Dave, Andy's seen quite a bit there really. You know he's basically, what Andy was basically saying was Everton have created a whole host of chances and if we get better in and at the time of recording it hasn't been confirmed all out it is all but none. And Everton start putting the ball on the net they'll be fine. Is that your reading of it or are you a little bit more downbeat just right now? You know that general upbeat and positivity isn't my forte but I'm actually willing to go along with the joy that Bush is spreading to an extent because I can see that situation. We said this after the first game after the full-on game is that on the positives they were creating chances and they continue to create chances. So the law of averages if that's the right expression would suggest that goals have to start getting converted soon. From what I've seen of Beto, he looks a good player. He's strong he's got good feet he's going to make a real new in terms of the goals that I've seen him score during his career he looks like the sort of player that will be able to handle the Premier League and will make a nuisance of himself and if we can actually service him then he should score goals and so to Bush's point, you start putting some in the back of the net from all of these chances that you created then obviously it's a different game and goals with football matches and then we wouldn't be sitting at the bottom with no points and no goals. Let's try and stay positive because I'm getting to the point now where I can't just be this flat every week I don't think it's healthy for anybody individually or us or the club as a whole it's just got to start changing soon and we've just got to the addition of some firepower will make a difference we shall see. I think he's right in a way the problem just right now is that I was saying to you off air wasn't I? Because we have been in this we've just been in this pit of misery for a couple of years that they do just start merging and so therefore it's almost like the next game becomes it becomes a culmination of the past two years. Like on Saturday I was I was raging with them but I was also deeply upset because normally I'm frustrated or I use a crap or whatever but my boy was distraught at the end of the game like devastated and I've never seen him like that he's watched, he's been a season ticket holder for enough years and I don't know if it's not very good but he was saturday affected because I think it's that thing of like he come away from following you go and we had a load of chances and like we're devastated to be lost but you know what they will go in you don't have two games like that doesn't happen in a season and we just had back to back home games where it's happened and so I was angry with Evan for making him feel like that you know what I mean because it is a case of like passing up so many good opportunities it's nonsense it's almost like we make the most basic things seem difficult and I think Andy there has shown a classic trait of not going to Goddison very often I think that's what I'm being a bit removed from which is good because sometimes you get clarity that's fine it's just that when you're in it every weekend and you live and breathe it and when you've got to see your lad you know feeling that way it is and I do take Andy's points I did something last night with Chappers on 5 Live and said saw to the same thing with a striker we win those games comfortably with a striker sorry but we haven't got a striker we didn't have a striker and again it's that thing of like yourself sabotage yourself for the first three games like you did last and it's just a bigger symptom isn't it and it's like yes we can get a striker but can we fix that symptom well yes because winning games, scoring goals winning games that gives you the time to start fixing things behind the scenes so or listen we've had two on games where we should have really got six points I think where yes we're at the bottom we're not obviously after three games we're not certainly not cut a drift but Saturday is a huge game now and it's a huge game for the simple fact is if we were to lose then again for that two weeks we are again the crisis club the international break a lot of people start looking at show and dive people start looking at the club and what happens when people look at the club is the club can become very reactionary as well so it creates this really negative atmosphere and we have to wait for the next game then and tougher games are coming out one people say or Sean Dites as well will probably say this and I did say this on Saturday by the way even in the depths of despair I did say I expected to get better in a few weeks once Dwight McNeill's fit and all in the case he'll be fit after a break apparently Jack Harrison the looking at being fit after the international break Dominic Calvert-Lewin does talk he may even be fit this weekend and being the squad if Beto's rubber stamped which we expected to be he'll be in the squad this weekend things like that Dave all of a sudden there's firepower there ever and apparently still looking at a right winger as well all of a sudden you're looking going well then players actually you've got goals in them and make the team better and they're going to be available again after this break that way you're looking at it I don't dispute that and yes that's a positive way of looking at it and that's why we have to focus upon it but to go back to a point that Ped made an area that he was talking about forgive me for I'm going to bring the mood down here I'll forget about positivity for a minute it's a situation and I can only I don't know Kevin Thelwell but obviously we know what his role is at the club and therefore he's got to shoulder the responsibility and the blame as far as I'm concerned what you said before Ped in so much as the lack of recruitment in terms of we've effectively given away three games now because we haven't had anybody who can actually score a goal up there what earth is going on and again sorry for sound like a broken record but we talked about this at the end of last season we talked about it in January we talked about it the August before that and we've all known so how on earth did they or the powers that be think that they were rightly prepared for a new season still with no with no real fire power up front and then surprise surprise we don't score goals and put like oh do you know what we start looking for a striker it's like it's fucking obvious and has been for so long you know but do you know what I mean it's almost like they've only just realised oh because we didn't beat full of oh because we didn't do this oh maybe we should start looking at some strikers should we ever sniff around you know Danny Ings do we try and get Beto in do we get whoever in no should have fucking done it a year ago the thing about Dave is right and you're well it's you know the younger is you know how I feel generally all the time is Beto Evan have been looking at Beto since at least January they've been looking at him and this is what I can like square up is and I know there's financial problems and I know the same money comes in at different times and all this but how can you chase us how can you be after a striker and then why make the decision to go for him after three games I know Evan want him Evan have wanted him but why is that decision made in terms of like no but why now though this is what I'm saying why now why all right they went for trio right they've gone for Che Adams they've gone back in for Beto what changed like did did something free up at the football club did a direct debit get paid you know did you know what I mean is the catalogue being paid what's changed to allow this transfer to go through well I said to you that's what I find strange for them till next summer that's what's coming out so that's how the rude and easy have moved Evan you've just rightly said Evan had identified them in August but they went for him the minute he got some money in in January and he went for him three hours before the window shut so rude and easy were never ever going to sell the big striker top goals gore three hours before the window shut it was never happening and Evan have been interested in the whole thing he went for him early in the summer the terms of payment the posos he couldn't get it done he moved away from them so I can only think without any other information that dude and easy have budged on what they want but you're absolutely right you're absolutely right Dave we said this we talked before the January transfer window when Frank Lampard was still in charge and we were saying we need striker in and Evan don't please don't do what you did a year before which is sack your manager a week before the window shut and then scramble around low and behold Evan sack the manager three weeks into the January transfer window to get Sean dating a day before the window shut and then they scramble around he'd got Lampard in the year before on deadline day if we remember on deadline day you bring a manager so the striker thing doesn't surprise me what does surprise me is why they didn't look for Evan the great at getting loans so why didn't he get if it was a case of like we need some cash off why didn't he get a I'm sure someone would have loaned them something for two months if they could have picked them there's no other way of looking at it this is their job this is their job to make this business as successful as it can be and this is all part of it and for so long now this is their job and I'm sorry to point fingers but I can't think of anybody else who's more responsible for this situation currently than farewell well the board as a whole obviously maybe Dave I've been critical of our recruitment team just from the target they've gone for but what if and I am playing devil's advocate here but what if they have got stuff lined up and we just haven't got the money to do it that's surely to the owner I don't disagree that's also criminal negligence the owner for me the whole mess is criminal negligence absolutely the fact that a football club the size of ours is in a financial predicament where it can't compete we've got a billionaire owner who's an accountant and yet we've got money that doesn't even compute does it it doesn't even compute that your owner is an accountant and your accountant is so bad that to me is just like it's like having a building builder you own a building company it isn't it isn't it it isn't it isn't it's the simple fact is it's not really his money so it you would have thought even if if I'm minding your money there isn't any money there clearly isn't any money left where we are we are talking about whether he can go and phone his big mate up and say hello whatever and get money the money is still there but he's not allowed to play but what I'm saying is he should never have allowed it to get to him the simple fact is they ran the club with no regret because they thought the slush fund was coming in every month and then the minute it was cut off by covid and then by what happened they've gone oh god this club does not make any money so therefore what are we going to do now instead of getting that house in order first and then going well that's great and we've got the extra little money as well and they've done it all back to front and that's it isn't it really it doesn't really take too much explaining the guy might be a good accountant but he doesn't understand how to run a football club and it's got us to this situation and they're having to do a lot of deals back to front because that's where we are Dave we've got a obviously there's a cup game this week as well we're playing Don Casterio at the bottom of the entire football league and the league too this is already set up beautifully so you know I know it's a big stage that everybody can watch a potential huge humiliation and then send our already rock bottom situation into an even more laughable predicament this represents an opportunity for Evan to go on put a few goals past Don Casterio and kick start the season and maybe get a little shot in the arm of oh yeah we can actually put the ball in the back of the net that all being said would you give you what you came on for half an hour to weekend I thought he'd done alright for a young lad coming on would you start him tomorrow because obviously I don't think Don's not going to be fit mwy pae the looking to get out the door on Friday personally add gift a lad at least an hour tomorrow night absolutely why not the bottom line is he needs minutes needs game time and this is a perfect opportunity I would suggest to actually get some time and more time with the squad and hopefully you know something that's going to build his confidence yeah it can only be a good thing and this would be the ideal time but as you say playing someone who were in Don Caster's predicament would also sort of steer itself very nicely into Evan the musical it would to be fair it would how strong would you go as the manager tomorrow night 50-50 I think I think Godfrey Michalenko Chimity would start for me I think James Garner would start in Sentiment Field instead of Dysigana Gay and then put Dobban on the right maybe and Dan Jumar on the left and then yeah I think that would be how I would I would work and yeah maybe put Virginia and go Branthleite has to play again and he's got to play and Michalenko needs to play for the fitness obviously actually young Dysigana Gay they shouldn't be playing obviously a midweek game so yeah I'd go like that I wouldn't go like obviously I know people might say yes there's Tom Cannon and stuff like that Tom Cannon's going to go out on loan so Chimity is the player who needs game time yeah that's what I'd go with and we should have you know let's all joke on the side and we've done it before and it's all a cup game and there's a banana skin and whatever team he puts out tomorrow should be good enough to put three or four past Doncaster really should and actually if it isn't then the situation is worse than we suspected yeah absolutely absolutely Andy had a couple of questions for us as well so let's have a little look at them Question wise for you guys in my absence first question is bit of an ever to one if you could kind of go back in time and pluck out a long since retired Everton player from the past will you remember from your childhood and drop them into our team now who would you go for for me Tommy Graverson every time it's just what we need right now and then secondly secondly now what my second question should be let me think second question if you could break a world record for eating one thing for example I think that I could eat McDonald's cheeseburgers on stop I only stop eating McDonald's cheeseburgers out of politeness to other people but I don't think there's any limit on how many I could eat so if there's a thing you could eat non stop and probably get into the Guinness Book of Records what would it be let's deal with the first one because it's still evidently later so we'll tag it on to the end of the Everton thing Dave will come into you first if you could drop any Everton player who's retired into this Everton team can be from whenever but I think the caveat should be we've got to have seen them play so it's no point going Dixie Dean or Alan Ball or whatever who would you drop in that you think would make a difference into this Everton team right now Tim Cahill do you know what somebody who has got that passion that you know literally to drag a situation by the scruff of the neck and also had goals in him as well I think he's exactly the sort of influence that we need physically, mentally everything about him I just think that he was a great character was Tim Cahill you know from our recent past and I think he's the sort of he's the sort of you know character maybe but you know what I mean that's the sort of character I think that we are missing in that squad and I think there's somebody who could actually make a real difference to where we are just now absolutely I'm going to go for I'm going to go for Peter Reed Reed was on my mind Reed was on my mind someone who would just grab all of this bunch and just drag them through drag them through I mean you could say other people I'm sure you will there's loads of plays that you could mention I'd just love someone to just get hold of them and knock a few heads together and tell them how it is and run the game and he's a great footballer as well and yeah I would love someone like that in our squad it's great I hear them you know I know Seamus had Connor Cody talking on I think Ben Foster's saying about them and saying last season about how important it is for fans and to drag us through cloaks of that but Reed he could do it on the pitch as well middle of the park be huge for us because we don't have to I mean let's be honest there aren't that many characters like that in football full stop anymore but it'd be great to have someone like that he was tremendous because we would run the game as well he was that good that's how important he is for me in terms of Everton's history is that to this day we've never ever replaced Peter Reed to anybody of his calibre in that position absolutely it's difficult in it because you could go level south all and all and obviously all of them up to La Carche he's not the type to go a bit early but you cube, you know them type of thing Kinshelskis, what a player he'd make a massive difference but I'm going to just go for Bobby Dyrd I'm going to go for Gary Llynyche clearly obvious that you're going to go for Gary Llynyche why? because because he was unbelievable he was unbelievable and I think Reed absolutely he was on my mind I'm not going to say the same as you Tim Kayle, I love Tim Kayle, love him he's probably one of the very few Everton players I've loved with Pena, I love Stephen Pena he'd make a big leap in brains but Llynyche he'd just create it he would just get us out of so much trouble give him the chance go, we win the game it's game over and he'd just eradicate all we had Llynyche against Fulham and Wolves games would be done on our half three and you'd just go right being chill now and everyone else you can muddle by Reed is probably the one because I think he used to orchestrate a game for Everton he'd just win a game from the field I think all three in their own way what makes them so critical is none of them are scared of big games Tim Kayle was like not scared of going to one field or going to all three and there's very few, there's really good players who fear that but he stood up and he stood up you just said that which is amazing because Romally the Carch who was unbelievable for Everton but he didn't say enough in big games for us he was the perfect flat track bully almost Rom where as Kayle did absolutely show up and that's why he failed the big clubs because they had big games all the time and Reed put saying up all the time whether he's like was hanging off or whatever and then it just was a goal 40 goals in a season he just went missing a Roxford he did, he had a nightmare in the one game he needed him, he had an absolute mirror but there you go that was a good question from Andy Bush his second one is obviously a random one we love the rand this is what this podcast is based on a bit of pain at the start I didn't think this podcast was based on anything pain at the start and then it's as random as we can get going through it so Andy's second question was if you could break a well record by eating one type of food which would you go for like Andy himself would go for cheese McDonald's cheeseburgers he said other cheeseburgers are available obviously but he would go for that he just loved to do that and he said he only stops eating them out of giving other people the opportunity to eat them he suggested he could literally sit there all day and eat them Dave do you want to go first or do you want to ruminate on this and let Peg go first well I think where I'm struggling with this is the fact that I do agree with Bush so strongly there's not many things that I could literally just eat over and over again weirdly the McDonald's cheeseburgers is one of those I could eat four of those without even trying easily because they're just good not a lie they're just good they're just good and so yeah I totally support that argument and if we're talking about a numbers game which clearly we are in order to break the record it's difficult to see past that I'm just trying to think of something else be something you could eat in large numbers see I'm struggling because you know that I'm not greater eating am I does it have to be eating does it have to be eating something or what would it be that was his question it wasn't if you could break a world record what would it be it was food related keep that for other episodes when we're struggling for content there's going to be a numbers thing there's got to be something else which I can eat in volume and for that I'm going to say and say Pringles hanga that would be a good one because obviously you can get a lot I was going to say milk chocolate digestives I could eat a lot of those I could literally eat a whole packet of those without even trying so maybe I'd still given the choice it's still rather good on the cheese I'm going to say milk chocolate digestives ok fine lancer he's locked it in the cheese bag is there's something in them there's something in them do you know what it is? it's the onion there's something in them it might be something illegal you can just eat and eat them it's mad it is so weird maybe they're just so tasty see I've turned something off in your brain that tells you you're full honestly I'm telling you now go on then I'm going to go for maybe a conservation on this calling the caterpillars ok so you'd like to hold the record for eating the most I just think I could eat endless amounts of calling the caterpillars oh endless I struggle a bit with I'm not really a cake person as such I do like a calling the caterpillars cakes go but I don't think I could eat very much without starting to feel sick it's a tough one I've got obviously the balloon celebration cake from M&S is incredible that is a good one but if I was thinking about savoury I mean I'm not a ped generally if we go out and finish my meal anyway cos I'm not great at it that was in the old times now we're running out so you're an athlete if we go for the zingerberger the chicken, the spiciness it could probably I don't think you could hold the record though no but if I had if there was one that I could hold the record for they probably would be good I'd like to think that you could eat the zingerberger whilst looking up who had the record possibly I could do that I could definitely want zingerberger but I don't think that's going to break the record I mean it's not going to be newsworthy no no I don't know though Dave cos whatever he tends to do is newsworthy he's generally got, you know, carrager or a Neville or a bald housewife somewhere in the vicinity of him when he's eating you know the press won't leave him alone so so I'm sure I'll tell you what as well dairy milk chocolate marvellous creations that is it that's one marvellous cream I think that I think that the cabrie's chocolate and by the way it sounds like there's a lot of advertising going on it's not intentional we've been talking about McDonald's we've been talking about cabrie anyone wants to, you know, throw some free beer away but we could shit in them or be cold by the time they've got to do it we'll happily plug it plug your product whatever what was I going to say I think that cabrie's chocolate is the finest in the world there are countries in this world there is there are certain countries in the world such as Switzerland, Belgium who claim to be real chocolate as it were however I think that we in this country make the best chocolate and when you look at something like a dairy milk or it might even go for a fruit and nut or essentially it's the same source material that milk chocolate that cabrie's do is the finest anywhere fine lancer it's absolutely tremendous once you say fact what can people say don't give me Belgium and Switzerland their chocolate by comparison for me is rubbish what they do is they just go very much like the way America like to call itself world champions Belgium and Switzerland and even bits of France because we know what the French can be like at times they go we are chocolatiers and that makes them better than anyone else they think it's not but they do have decent chocolate don't get me wrong very nice especially bought on boats very nice but there you go sadly the caveato cabrie's is actually owned by America no we know but it's it's craft food just to destroy your illusion they eat their own New England pizza they do rob a craft I just think cheese slices time as well how many cheese slices do you think you can eat? three three I couldn't eat any cheese cos it's just that texture that has to melt I like I like spicy cheese anyway that's the kind of cheese bit of spice no what it is Dave no what it is it's cos of Epcot if you ever if you ever wave food and wine festival brochure he goes weak at the knees you see a different side of him I've never experienced him in Epcot but I'd love to see that I always feel like you bounce around on your like Fred Flintstones when he was bowling that would be you in Epcot just the problem on your twinkle top country to country the minute I get into Epcot what's your favourite country in Epcot? China I think would you ever go to China to see how they liked I don't know I like Japan as well Japan is amazing I go to Japan what's so good about Japan in Epcot? the drumming in Japan is incredible the drumming the tremendous it's great which one do you say is the most disappointing country for you? in Epcot, England but they have like Mary Poppins and then now they have the Beatles but they have the Beatles now they have like the British invasion maybe there's a copyright thing going on possibly that's great times I'm going all misty-eyed I was going to say to get back to Epcot next year I'm going back back I was thinking on the randomness now all is Mike Dean this has been all focus absolutely everything focus but you know Mike Dean obviously came on there's been a big thing over VAR and one thing we're not going to go into the Mike Dean stuff he's a he's a person of interest to a lot of people at the moment but I was thinking about this if you could have VAR in your life for things what would you choose so I'm thinking like you know in ours so like say might be something Zach said and then he denies it or there's a conversation with your missus or whatever and you think I'm gone I'd love the opportunity to go to VAR to see if that was said like at the aisle in your room get it play back have a look who's made the the offence so if it isn't for that what would you like in your life for VAR to be used I think we need a name for that I mean you could get I've got like a camera in one of my rooms in the front room it would have to be wired up to you so I could go to you so can I go to you and go like that and you'd see what my dog's doing no no to you for to give me VAR would you act like a Mike Dean in the VAR completely light here allegedly well he said it there's one thing definitely in my house where there's only two of us who live in it is when things just mysteriously go missing and one of the people says I never moved it and you know you never moved it so unless the dog went and put it somewhere it would change up somewhere and you're like why did you move that and it's like I never moved that yeah that's what I wanted that decision to see how it was moved there's a lot of like there's a lot of random things getting picked up in my house and moved without thinking so I think for that I mean it might be the greatest dance in the world but that's good that's a life issue you know VAR will come in handy there Dave have you got any insight onto this well we're all kind of saying the same thing aren't we and so much as you know we're using VAR in the same way that it's used in football to actually prove a situation which is not clear and cut and dry clear and obvious maybe clear and obvious what you're both saying is that you know there are things that happen that you don't fully or wholly believe the story that you're hearing from somebody else in your household and if we're going to go down that route then yeah you know my 16 year old daughter lives with me and that's joyous at times and certainly there are certain things when I kind of go why is that there or who put that there or who didn't put that there or whatever and then she'll say one thing and I'm thinking oh no I know what the answer is but I can't prove it and maybe this is where this kind of technology would come in so I think we're all sort of saying the same thing and so much as it's just proved for something whereby right but by other people in our lives we're perhaps told at times that we're wrong I'd like it as well I mean it'd be interesting to see like on the roads when they know her car pulls and there's a bit of a thing you could stop and get out and go to VAR to see you pulled I think that'd be dead interesting just getting out your car giving it the old VAR thing going to Stockley park or other places are available and some fella just plays it back and goes blue cars pulled out there you are the person of course the infringement therefore you all the appall I think it'd be interesting to be a big brother of that though innit it is a little bit I get listen I didn't say it was perfect I'm just saying you know it's an old one it's an old one what a guy he was by the way the Craig did you get into big brother Dave when he first come on and the Craig was on it this week I am nominating so he said this week I am nominating Sharda and Calleran called the Calleran as if she had invented gas fires and just put an iron on the end of it but what did you make of the original big brother Dave I think the original big brother for me was far and away the best one and to an extent it went downhill after that but the reason why it was the best one was because of the fact that it was new to them as well as it was new to us so they were kind of exploring and enjoying the social experiment themselves and I think what I'm trying to say is that once it got to big episodes series 3, 4, 5 it then became full of people who would just want to be famous and people who would just thought well I'm just going to be as outrageous as I can because that's what's going to get me on here I'm going to be the extreme this or the extreme that and it just it was a different there was a different motivation behind people's participation and I think the first one was good and Craig Philips is a lovely fella oh yeah I mean me we've seen him oh no I've seen him sorry I've seen him in being you buying plastic but that's what he did busman's holiday I mean that first one when I think series 2 was brilliant Brian Darling it was a brilliant season but the first the mad thing about the first one is obviously like you've just said they didn't really know what they were walking into they went into this place and no one even knew where it was it's sand of mad they had all things they done all mad stuff like naked paint and everything and that would like paint with the body and all this kind of bizarre things but you're also had obviously nasty nick which was incredible I mean that was the thing that one Craig Philips big brother in a sense because a lot of people didn't actually like him in fact he got voted he was like nominated most weeks by different people and then when he you know when he got nasty nick and sat him across a very small kitchen table and said you've been cheating basically by telling people what to vote and telling people who to nominate and all of that you know and then you had Nick going in the diary room and I've made a mistake and all of that kind of stuff you know nasty nick biting still remember his name and it was 20 odd years ago 23 years ago that's the scary thing it's just actually celebrating his anniversary so it was incredible and when he'd go each week he'd walk outside and wave to the family in the first one because the family were literally 10 foot away and then obviously it got bigger and bigger and they had to like remove them all and you'd write by like one of the girls like to like go and squat on this wine bottle and things like that she did in the garden kinga you know and it's like you're looking to be absolutely outrageous now not just any of it yet so it did get a bit mad I'll be honest I ate it funny but did you ever watch the face I understand as it got on because it created a form of television that was very very cheap and for a while it took over completely and it ruined all of the TV because I love my TV everybody knows that and it cheapened it and it made it instead of going out and making quality TV shows you just made crap after crap after crap after crap dead cheap fly on the wall rubbish and then you're absolutely both right everyone starts playing up to it so the face that's why the first couple were all like I'll give you the second series well made even the third once you got to four and five you know when you see all the audition tapes and you see them coming out on that catwalk that's why I worry for something like the traitors which was brilliant by the way I worry for something like that because I mean I haven't really I know there's other versions of it in Australia but I fear for the second one everyone's then I want to be the one who becomes the star out of this or I want to be the clever one I don't like in the traitors like even in the first episode it was a massive shock and then it came back later and would it be able to get away with things like that but it might change it might me yeah it might do and I hope they do but it's become like cheap and nasty telly and I hate that what you got you know you're right the face and seasons were really like well I loved it to be honest with you I really liked it it wasn't terrible for about 4 you'd start watching it because it becomes a habit then and you'd watch it in the night every night and after a bit then it extended it so it went on longer than it needed to be and then I remember the last season on Channel 4 was really good because what they did was they obviously had people but they brought other people back from other seasons and they messed with it it was funny like bitter it was funny then I was like Channel 5 will buy this and it's never got nothing and it did and I've never watched it since ever and it did change because the people did realise what they were getting into and once the kittens push back it's very difficult to recreate it again but then you get social media but you had it with X Factor X Factor at the start was alright and then a few seasons in you started having them and I always remember this was the moment when one direction was put together it was so obviously set up every choice and it had been better it had just gone we're going to create a boy band out of these 5 lads and these are the ones we've picked there was all this scene with Jay Malik where he wouldn't dance so he went out and there was like 30 lads and as if you would be looking Simon Cowell was like oh where's the other lad and then he went off to speak to it was just nonsense and it was like this is shite now and you'd write they have like a little window don't they where they're really good and then you've got to end it and I think hopefully the traitors they'll have a couple of seasons and they might go without it now but I hope it will be interesting because that was really good it was really good let's leave it there then because we know that Dave's very busy man so this is once again being very random there was no plan to talk about big brother or the traitors or your love of cheese in there my love of cheese and wine festival food and wine festival or mexicana beautiful if you haven't tried it, mexicana cheese with the chilies some bell peppers in there very nice go on Dave go on clang clang anyway she was into being Steven Gerard for something clang to shoehorn in some questions one of them was Steven what's your favourite cheese at which he famously replied melted cheese that was his answer well to be fair if that is fair to you now look at him exactly one a couple of games they got me last night 30 fair play thanks Dave for those lovely little tidbits nice one make sure you subscribe give this if you're listening on things like Spotify give it 5 stars why wouldn't you take it easy see you later