 Let's get back our $1,000 cards. This just came out of the package like this, so that's not awesome. Hopefully nothing was dinged. Maybe a little bit of a bend there. Might be a bend. Anything on the service actually looks pretty good, surprisingly. This is not real! You sold a $30 card near mint, and there's a star written on the back and marker? Dude! Near mint? Like if this was damage, that's one thing. Near mint! What in the world are we watching?