 I don't cook, I don't clean, but let me tell you, I got the straight goblins from you. Which of you fools introduced SCP-049 to kink talk? I don't know if we should give him Ketterduty or thank him. Glad to see you've returned to normal, 049. Damn it! They're multiplying! Who did this? I swear to 343, I'm going to end someone's career for this! You are getting Ketterduty this time! Oh, I have a feeling I'm not going to enjoy this, am I? Alright, who keeps doing this? Am I being pranked? Steve, if this is you, Steve, I am giving you 173 duty for sure this time! Attention, Site-42 staff. The next person who exposes 049 to the gender switching stone will be loaded into SCP-1543-J and, you guessed it, launched into the sun. Just ignore it until security gets here. Just ignore it until security gets here. Just ignore it until security gets... If you keep this up, I'm going to revoke your cross-testing privileges. No visits to 035 for a month. Good, now get back to yourself. Dude. Oh, hi Jake. What are you doing here? This is your fault, you know. Liking, sharing, commenting. These are my most popular videos. You're doing this to me. You know, the SCP Wiki won its first lawsuit against that Russian trademark troll, but we have to do a second lawsuit to finish the job. So yes, 049, thank you very much. We do stand with SCPRU. Oh, great. I swear to our long and merciful Lord, the next one of you imbeciles who gives the gender switcher to 049 is getting assigned a 5798 duty. Move it. I'm not going in there, dammit. I am the plague doctor. You want to know who you really are? Well, who am I? Le Plague Waifu. Anything else to add? I am the plague doctor. And? They pretty shit me, Waifu. Okay, okay. You can come back. Actually, I think I'm gonna stay for a while. I was paged! What's your emergency? You gave 049 the gender switching stone again. Great. Yes ma'am. Our line of thinking was that as long as 049 wants the gender switching stone that badly, we could use it as a bargaining chip and return for help on the containment operations. Yes! Lead it in the containment chamber! 049, what the?! Well, I'm still as annoyed as ever, but at least it has good taste in early 90s family sitcoms. You couldn't have watched in the Cosby show. Oh, my long and merciful lord, Othorn9, I don't care that you spared the gender switching stones guards today, or that you look weirdly devilishly handsome, no dance parties in my office! Those your relationships aren't healthy, I don't give a pair of fucks. This is my best friend. This is my best friend. Othorn9, you're distracting the trainees, cover up! I swear I'm going to send that gender switching stone to another site. What are you doing? Are you missing my point, or are you just mocking me? My long and merciful lord, who is not a loop, I give up! Ever since instituting this fashion show testing protocol, we've had a significant decrease in behavioral issues, both from Othorn9 and the D-class personnel as a whole. I'm not saying I understand it, I'm just not going to knock it if it works. Othorn9, you have to stop stealing the gender switching, turning your back on me, pretty childish for someone centuries old, walking away from the conversation you interrupted me! Who changed my desktop background to say, thick thighs cure lives? Oh, should have guessed. Security! I was already annoyed that you gave SCP-049 access to SCP-113, the gender switching stone, again. But you gave it your Disney Plus password? That's a horrendous breach of information security! Thank you for listening. Site 42 studios and its staff are funded by viewers like you. Please become a patron or visit our merch store at the link in our bio to support our work. Secure. Contain. Protect.