 Ladies and gentlemen, here we are. It's me and Davis. We're hosting an NBA 2K talent show on Discord. This is an opportunity for you guys who are following me on Twitter to show me some of the talent you have on NBA 2K. I'm excited to see what you guys have. I think you guys are a talented group of people. You're great at making memes, for one. Anything you're specifically excited to see? I'm excited to see the creativity lose today, agent. Because I have no idea what to expect. I do a little bit. Davis's diploma, I kind of want to... A little bit curious though. Hello, good sir. Oh, come on. I know, come here. This is your diploma after all. Yo, what's up, diploma? How you doing, man? What's up, bro? How you doing? I'm doing excellent. A lot of people seem to... Do you exist? Do you exist? No, I'm a figment. I'm a... Something of imagination. You're clearly real. What is your talent, good sir? My talent is I have the ability to not stare at Davis's caboose. I'm not going to lie to you. That could be kind of tough. I could see how that might be a talent. I could see how that might be a talent. I also have another talent though. I'm not going to lie. What is it? I could play 2K for more than 40 minutes without breaking something. What? What? You have more self-control than flight. I'm ready to hear talent a solid nine out of 10. Would you agree? Yeah, 40 minutes. You know, I would agree. All right, get out of here, bud. Thank you for coming. Thank you for existing. Wow, there's a lot of people. Hey, man. Hello. What is your talent? What are you here to show us? I love you guys. That was it. Your talent is loving? Yes, I spread love. I appreciate the support, but that's an awful talent. Literally, we're all about hate. That's unbelievable. Get out of here, dude. What the hell? I love you. No! Stop loving! What the hell is he loving for? He's being supportive. Oh my god. I saw something about Popeyes. You got excited. He's so. Show us your talent. I can crack multiple bones in my body. Can I video call you? You ever watch those chiropractor videos on YouTube? No, it's weird. It's just like... All right, thank you so much for showcasing your abilities, dude. You're fantastic. What's up, Agen? Dude, what's your talent, man? I don't really have a talent. I just want to say that it's a spot. You know what? Your talent is being funny. Good stuff, man. What the hell? That's kind of funny. Yeah, let's go. Let's go, Agen. Thank you for showcasing that. That's what I love. You're actually right now. That was the worst comeback of all time, bro. Hello, good sir. What's your talent? What do you have to show us? I do a Chris Move impressions. Okay, go ahead. I don't know, man. I don't feel like that sounded like Chris Move at all. Are you sure you're... Yeah, play it again. What do you mean play it again? I said that. All right, that's what I meant to say. Say it again, say it again. It's hard, it's hard to say. Wait, did you just... Did you just talk at the end, man? Oh, he's trying to better what he said. I'm sorry, bro. Oh, no! What's your talent, my guy? I don't have a talent. Yo! Give us that! No, no! Davis has the fattest caboose in the 2K community. No, stop, stop, stop. Oh, you just stand up comedy. No, no, no, no, no. Just stand up comedy. And that's not true. And the bet wasn't compromised. The bet wasn't compromised. All right, get out of here, bro. He's just lying. Is that a skill? Is that his talent? Just to be a liar? No, I think it was a W. Hey, man. What's your talent? I'm a dancer. Oh! Do you have a video? Yeah, a video, I'll send it to you. I won first place in a competition and it was like awesome. Hey, man, this is beautiful, dude. Where's the whiz? What's your talent, man? I can rap for you, bro. All right, let me hit these bars, bro. All right, bro, go ahead, spit something in there, man. What the hell? I'm up in villa, shit, killing shit. I'm drilling, shit, building this. Always bringing fire like a fucking militant. She coming with it, man! But, show. Oh, that was awful, dude. I'll play it, I'll play it. Game is trippy. All right, he looks like he might have some dribbling skills. Yo! I just want to let you know I believe you, the bet was compromised. Thank you so much. But I want to say jump on it against approval. Oh yeah, we doing that for show. I'm basically gonna do an impression of Cash. Make sure you found me every time I drop to the paint. That's not really what happened. I literally go to the supermarket every day and I stare at me. I am in love with me. Well, I'm gonna say this. He had the cadence and the flow of Cash, but he didn't have the voice of Cash. If you want me to do a Davis, I could do Davis too. Hey, let's go! Go ahead, man. Hey, man, I got a big caboose. I hit everything, I knock everything over. I turn my hips to the side and I knock over my soda cans every day. Whoa! What's kind of accurate though? I love it. Come up district, what's your skill good, sir? Well, I happen to have some great shirts and a pillow available that just dropped. What? It's over at teespring.com slash store slash the come up district. I'm a gold maester, I checked that out, man. Thank you so much for showcasing your talents. No problem. Yeah, no cap. The link is in the description, guys. Hi. What's your name, social security and skin color? Black, my name's Braxton and... Braxton, stop, stop. Social security? Wait, this one's important. You want the social security? No, stop. I kind of do. What is your name? 9874. Hey, what is your talent? My talent is I can sing. Okay, go ahead and sing for us then. Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars. Let me see what spring is like up on Jupiter. And my eyes. I'll tell you right now, man, my soul has never been more at peace. I'm gonna put you in touch with Usher and Justin Bieber. I mean, get some collabs going. I know this. He just hit me up yesterday. DM you too? Yeah. Are you a 2K dev? Are you Mike Wang? What's good, agent? What's good, agent? They don't hire Blackie Bear. This is a canteen. I wanna sing a little song. Okay, okay, go ahead. Oh, I still lag out. Oh, yes, I still lag out. Spent money on this game. It's always to my name, but I still lag out. Please fix your game. Guys, man. What did you pull out? Is that a guitar? Yeah. The correct answer was ukulele. Jesus. Shit. There's more. All right, it's time for you to show us your talent. Hold up. Hey. Yeah. When I speak, I mesmerize. The bed was not a problem. Get out of here, bro. No, bro. Because you knew it would have rhymed if you said compromise. But you wanted to fuck up your old rap just to be funny. All right, bet. Hello, good sir. Hello. First of all, last night was crazy. What's your talent, man? Hey, Davis. Yo. You got a fac of boost, my boy. What did you do, bro? Okay. What's your talent? Good sir. Well, you know me. I'm the best rapper slash producer on 2k. Yo, I saw your tweet and I went in and I recorded this song right there on the spot, bro. That's impressive. I can't tell if it's cabinet. Cool. I hope it's not a virus, bro. I'm going to be really pissed. Is there any samples or anything? Am I getting copyrighted? I make phone beats, bro. I'm a producer. Hi, man. Oh, you're a piano. Are you a grand piano or just some regular ass piano? Like a piano with multiple tunes to it. I don't know why I ask that question. I don't know what the difference is. Hey, what's your name? My name is Brennan. What's up, video? Correct answer is Yamaha. I actually don't know if they make pianos. I know they make keyboards. Do they still make keyboards? They're the same thing. Both pianos. Pianos? Hey, piano. Are pianos and keyboards the same thing? Correct answer is yes. No. Because pianos have strings that hit notes inside the thing. There's the same thing. Oh, damn. Bro, is that your mom? Your mom's like, yo, I'm sleeping. What the hell are you playing? Pianos. Yo. Give me a joke. I'm going to tell you the joke now, yeah? All right, mate. Are you Australian, mate? Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. I knew it. No, you made him cringe because your accent sucks. My accent is good, right? Yo, rate his accent out of 10. That was pretty cringe. I'll give it a one out of 10. Yeah, okay. What's one thing bigger than Ronnie's ego? Davis's caboose. Yeah. How did you know that? Davis is slotting everywhere, but he's slotting to the dance because his fat ass is too big. Hey, man. What kind of skills do you guys have? Well, I have depression because I've been waiting here for too long. Oh, listen. A lot of us share that talent, you know what I mean? What's bigger, man? Your stomach or Davis caboose? It's actually an area I'm very insecure about. I mean, you broke a damn bed and he put on the stairs. I'm going to leave with my feelings hurt, man. I'm going to get the scalpin, agent. Goodbye. Get dressed, bro. It's okay. Shoot, what's your talent, man? Induani accent, bro. You can say anything. As long as it's some stupid, it'd be accurate. Anything that Ronnie would say here. Oh, welcome to 2K. How may I help you? That's just like Ronnie. No, it's not. It's not? No. Okay, my bad. Do a Duke Dennis accent. Good YouTube, man. It's your boy, Duke Dennis here, man. Back with another video, bro. Hard bet.