 You will you just did are you making noise? Yeah, well you're making noise over there Don't pay attention in the background to the wizard behind the camera. Yes, never mind the wizard behind the curtain Hey, well, come back to our stupid director. It's a Corbin. I'm happy That happy Juicy Dripping down your thorax It's a very personal place that I can't discuss with you. Is it a part of body? It really is the thorax is a part of the word. No idea, but it is a party. I thought it was I don't know where it is I think the thorax is down in your throat isn't okay. It's like your larynx between your sternum your larynx and your colon Anyways today, we're doing a movie review next to your cock-ex gumbo We've already done that review. That's why I have the cop, but I'm sure many of you are sending us messages saying why don't you review with Mr. India. Yeah Nobody reads the cut nobody actually goes and searches for what they're recommending anymore We watched a movie. It's a 2012 Tamil whore thriller film A it's directed and written by Karthik Sarbanj, right Sarbanj Or maybe Subaraj? Subaraj, okay close on my hand and starring Vijay Sarbha, Vijay Sarapathy, not Sarapathy And in He's basically he's the star of this film. There's a couple other supporting characters Ramya Nambishan But what do we watch? Amazon did we watch it? Yeah, it was Amazon for sure. I always forget. No, we rented it It was an Amazon Prime, but it came out About ten years ago now. So if you haven't watched it go watch it come back unless you'd like to be a spoiled little baby And well, thanks. I Hit myself on the ass so hard last night that I left a mark a nice legit Why were you slapping your ass? I suppose to do somebody else. Well, I well that happens too Yeah, go ahead start already. It doesn't matter. I won't read what you're right But you the millions who already assume I'm gonna have a judgment about film from your region simply because it's from your region This will fulfill everything you expect from me because I disliked this film And it's not because I have a particular disinterest or dislike for a particular region I'm always looking for films to be good. This one was not and That's it. This will be a pretty short review Because when you don't have anything really nice to say you should well We can look for some things that are good about it like the fact that wasn't anything longer than it was And I just and I don't want I don't you know people don't we talk about this They don't set out to make a bad film. That's not their intention. Yeah, but I just yeah Yeah, we did get recommended a lot it I did yeah, I didn't love it I did like a certain part of it a lot more than the other part of the ending when it stopped No, not that. Oh, we'll get that but The the the I think the best part of the film is actually When it's just VJ in the house and it's basically like you're you're in a normal horror film There's some jump scares and blah blah blah blah blah. I'm not saying it was great that part But I think that was probably I think the best moment because there were actually in terms of Scary stuff. This is probably in terms of the stereotypical scary stuff probably the scariest It's not scary. I'm not saying it's scary But in terms of how it jump scares and stuff because we haven't really watched something. That's exactly Well, I will say the best room was right. He's no I will say when he went into the bedroom and Turned and looked yeah, and she was stuck up on the wall with a knife in her side That's what happened. I I was shocked because everything else on the thing We had I was not enjoying. Yeah, and that sequence happened. They went. Oh, that's actually nice Yeah, so like there's nothing else. I was I was never scared that no, nothing. I was okay But in terms of all the other films we've watched not really watch anything scary watch some really good films But in terms of like horror films here, you know, you've not really watched something of the caliber. We've had we've had good jump scares But yeah, nothing nothing not when it was over. I was uncomfortable walking around the dark. Absolutely. No, that's what I'm saying So that was probably my favorite part Vijay, I thought did okay. He was much better in 96. Oh my stars and Super deluxe and but you know that much those films required him to you know, do a lot more Than just be scared. I guess. Yeah And it's my biggest gripe with the film is the writing of course, but I Hated the ending. I I hated me too. I was like that is dumb. Yep gimmicky. Yeah. Yeah, I was like just didn't work. That's where you're gonna go with it Right. I think they were like here's gonna be a cool twist. Yeah, it's now a diamond heist What I don't I didn't I Didn't understand why it didn't need to be that big of a Twist it could have just been I thought it would have been much better If like he actually murdered them and he was trying to get away with it like right something like that I thought that would have been way better or just a haunted house Mm-hmm. Just a plain haunted house where he's the only one who sees what's happening like when it transitioned to police tape and the cops showed up At that point some of the things that I had issue with made sense at that point like his I don't I don't want to be mean. Mm-hmm. So I'm not gonna do it Other than I had a lot of problems with some of the things that happened with him alone in the house Yeah, so when it turned out that they showed up and all of this had been happening as either just a phantasm or something I thought oh Okay, this is interesting right and I had what you thought I thought either this is a haunted house or He's the killer. Yeah, and then they did that Keystone cops fight Yeah, oh, you could definitely tell it was way low budget Because yeah, the the choreography choreography and stunt work was non-existent Yeah, and I agree the whole diamond-hized aspect of it was pointless to me dumb. Yeah, I didn't I did I like audibly was like, oh That was it. Yeah, basically everything in the house wasn't real Yeah, and to give you a single note in regard to because there's a lot I could point out and I don't want to be nitpicky Because you cannot just saying that I didn't enjoy the acting and other aspects of it is enough But for those of you who want to know more than that I don't know like for example why I was shocked to see and I agree with you I was I was thinking to myself Same guy in in 96 and super deluxe. Yeah, there's three times where he Indicates crying and I talked about we talked about indicating a lot indicating and acting is an absolute no-no Unless it's farcical intentionally. Yeah, and indicating is doing something completely disingenuine That's not coming from a place of honesty example Your character supposed to cry you can't generate tears So you wipe away tears that don't exist to make us believe you're crying. That's called indicating It is a giant no-no It destroys believability and shows that you just don't have the skills to cry on cue And so you're going to try to do something as a trick to make us believe you That happened three times where he went to wipe away a tear that didn't exist And so I think I think it could have had a lot of potential. I like the concept. Yeah, until the diamond eyes Yeah, I really disliked the that end of the film Because it was like completely out of left field and not like in a good way correct like under hunt-to-hunt You know has no great like twists like wait We've seen a lot of great twist was he blind the whole right what like I think the better twist would have been He was the murderer the whole time I agree and like that were just straight haunted house Yeah, like I think it would have been great You started basically just you could have made this like almost an hour-long film him starting and Delivering a pizza and this stuff. Yeah, all of the pre Yeah, didn't need that you didn't need a relationship with the girlfriend. In fact, I wrote in my notes It's really hard to root for a guy who's a dick. Yeah Yeah, and clearly in the end he turned out to be it because they were just stealing diamonds And so they obviously weren't supposed to yeah, but the way he treated her. Yes laughter We've talked about it before if a woman slaps you that's that doesn't give you carte blanche green light to slap her back guys Yeah, and then him just reprimanding her all the time It was it was definitely hard to root for but clearly out in the end. He just he's obviously not a good person No, which is totally fine. Yeah, but I think it would have been like just you didn't have to explain anything This is a pizza man. Absolutely pizza going into a house. Yes, and he this just happens Yes, I think it would have been way better and then to find out that he's just trying to explain this away I like or he just doesn't remember. Yep, or he's just trying to play crazy And then you put him in jail and it's one of two things at the end. He's either ramen rug of 2.0 nuts or This is a haunted house and you go back to another delivery person and consistently people will go to this house Wind up seeing this haunted experience and they get charged for the crime that happened in the house Even though they were innocent. Yeah, I think something like that would have been way better I think you could have cut out a lot of the Stuff that just really wasn't needed. Yeah, I think the middle part of the film Even though it wasn't great. I think it was the best way the most intriguing part of the film. Absolutely And I think a lot of the issues could probably be pointed to it's a I think this is this director's First film and he's I think not done much after that. Was that true? Let me see here Oh He he did put out a new one with the new this year. Yeah back back in his resume. I think you're right. This is Let me see pizza. It's very early. Yes second film. No, it's his first feature Yeah, and it shows story story screenplay direction. It does and so I'm sure he I'm sure he's grown As a director and a filmmaker. We don't know because I don't think we've Made he did to a rush account that we've seen songs and the trailer of that And I know this film came out this year. A lot of people liked it. Some people didn't like it So you but you could definitely tell it was almost It was like his first and you could there was a lot of those kind of things that you probably told Vijay He was like just wipe away wipe away a tear, right? Hopefully, you know, Vijay I don't know where he was at this point in his career either. Yeah, like hopefully he would like Why would I do that? Exactly. Yeah that I mean, but Sincerely that is such a deal breaker. You think I'm kidding when I say this. I don't like name a director Working with them they tell me to wipe away a tear that's not there I'm gonna I'm gonna ask if I can have a question, you know They may say don't question me and I may do it and I won't like it But I'm not just gonna do it without asking. Why are you asking me to do? Because it's just one of the biggest no, I think yeah, I think that was probably the biggest And it happens in films, you know, it doesn't always we've seen even we've seen some great director reviews Oh, my stars. Yes, and so it's not always case But sometimes you can definitely tell more like he's it's his first film more often than not first films look like first films So that's why we've been shocked to see first films that are really really good Yeah, knowing that it's his first film you can give a lot of pass Yeah, but still to that. It definitely wasn't my favorite horror film that we've seen this one At all but if you liked it, I'm so glad you did and because I know a lot of you love this film because it was it's been highly requested and then all and all that kind of stuff so but You just didn't like it. You can't win the ones you lose But what other horror films from Domino or other regions should we watch for and it doesn't have to be Horror, but you know now the psychological thriller Yeah, I'm bending and beyond that what should be the next camel and VJ because we do think he's a really good actor We know he is. Yeah, you did some of the best work in in super deluxe and and 96 and we didn't even talk about the fact because we give it a pass now We know that sometimes it's in the industry. We just have to deal with it. It is annoying to not have sync sound Yeah, it's just got it. We get it. We know that the industry has been doing it for years Yeah, so let us know what should be the next film that we should watch