 The craft foods company makers of craft quality foods presents Harold Perry as the Great Gilder Sleeves Big news tonight. We're announcing the first week's winners in Farky, Margarine's $50,000 name my song contest Third week's contest ends at midnight this Saturday more than 1,300 prizes in all open to listeners in the United States and Canada Full details in just a few minutes Meanwhile remember the Great Gilder Sleeve and this exciting $50,000 name my song contest are brought to you by the makers of Farky, Margarine the margarine millions prefer because it tastes so good That's P. A. R. K. A. Y. Farky Margarine made by craft Well the Great Gilder Sleeve has had a good day at the water department It's with a feeling of a job well done that the great man returns to the comfort and contentment of home Yes, yes, I'm home. You've got to do something about Leroy. I do Turning this house into a zoo. He drags home every animal he sees Oh, you know what he's got now Uncle Mort skunk grizzly bear. No a big old Tom cat a Tom cat Look at my new stockings. He clawed me. Well cats are playful my dear. He probably didn't mean any harm Well, you aren't gonna let Leroy keep it a marjorie. I hate to take Leroy's pets away from him You know how boys are but Uncle Mort besides the cattle probably leave anyway You know how Tom cats are here today gone tonight Well, all right, but he better keep away from my stocking Yes, Bertie, you know what Leroy brought home today. I've heard all about it Bertie. What's for dinner that old Tom cat what? I ain't had time to think about no dinner. I ain't been thinking about nothing but getting rid of that cat No, I said all afternoon scrubbing the kitchen floor and that old Tom cat comes in and tracks it all up Well, I'm sorry, but track track track all over the house. Why didn't you put him outside? I tried to be the laid-back. It is my No Tom cat and now Bertie possibly you frightened it. No, sir. I asked him outside in the nicest way I said kitty kitty kitty. Don't you want to go outside and all he said was Oh Well birdie that cat got to go now birdie. I said kitty kitty kitty. Do you want to go outside? Do you know what he said? Yes, that's right It's little problems That cat oh Leroy, I have to get rid of Leo. Who's Leo my cat? Oh Well from what I hear Leo seems to be getting into a little trouble. He's gonna make me get rid of them Well, maybe we can keep them on 30 days free trial my boy Marjorie and birdie you'll get used to them after a while. Gosh, you're swell, huh? Where is this giant cat of yours? I'd like to see it. I don't know where he is now probably hiding I don't blame him. Well, bring him around when you find him. I'll be here in my easy chair reading the paper That's gotta go I eat your dinner. I'm sorry my boy. You may as well forget it We're not keeping that beast thank goodness other kids of dogs and cats and stuff my goodness listen Leroy, you know that football in Hogan brothers window Yeah, you'd rather have that and the old cat wouldn't you gee? Yeah, I guess so fine You get it the first thing tomorrow. Let's get rid of the cat tonight. Okay, I'll drop him off at the city pound before I go to the Jolly Boys meeting the pound certainly what's wrong with the pound I'll find a home for him It's mean to him. Well, why don't you find a good home for a month me? Okay, I'll keep the cat you will not all I'll find a home for him a lot of people around who like pets Take mrs. Milford. You wouldn't give him to your girlfriend's mother. Why not mrs. Milford is alone all day She'd love to have a big friendly cat around purring beside her while she knits a Faithful companion during the lonely hours by George. That's precisely what I'm gonna do Good idea carrying the cat in a hat box He looked like a thoroughbred wearing that pink ribbon Snuggled on in those Christmas wrappings Maybe use a thoroughbred. Who knows won't be long now Leo. You'll have a new home And watch it when we get inside no rough stuff act like a human being No, maybe you better not do that rock more than Catherine this is a surprise you ain't seen nothing yet Come in Well, I thought you'd be going to your jolly boys meeting tonight. I'd much rather have a meeting with a jolly girl like you What's in the hat box? Well, it's a little present for your mother mother. Well, aren't you sweet mother? Yes, dear rock more than is here. He brought something for you for me. Oh, how nice Good evening, mrs. Milford. Here you are with my compliments. Oh, thank you, mr. Gilda sleep My it's heavy. I love heavy presents Catherine mr. Gilda sleep is the most thoughtful bow you've ever had now mother Thank you, mrs. Milford. It's a lovely box. I wonder what it is Goodness it sounds like it's a lie. Well, I wouldn't bring you a dead one Here I'll hold the lift Why it's a cat a cat with a pink ribbon around its neck. Oh, it's adorable You better put a screen over the fishbowl mother. Oh, no, she's a nice kitty It's name is Leo Leo That's a nice name, but I've always thought if I had a cat I'd call it Cleopatra. Well, not this one You know Egypt and Cleopatra was from Egypt. You might call him Mark Anthony. Yeah, not bad Mark Anthony Doesn't Catherine have the most wonderful ideas. Mr. Gilda sleep you bet. Well, this is Milford Why don't you get acquainted with kitty and I'll get acquainted with Katie? Yeah It's a splendid idea. I'll warm some milk for him a little more time today. That's our we'll be here in the living room I hope you can stay a while Rob Morton. Well, I'm not one. Let the cat out of the bag and run What should we do listen to a symphony I'd much rather listen to you We might try to think of a title for your song. Well, there are a lot of people working on that already Catherine why don't we Here he comes on the run Well, he's a little high strung Get him down Come on Leo nice kitty Come down kitty, don't you at me You won't come down I'll pull you down Not you Leo Ungrateful beast. I'll put him back in the box and take him someplace Get in there you home record It isn't that I wouldn't love to have in the singular sleeve, but he's so active. Well, he's young I guess Yeah, full of life Well, you and I better be going what are you going to do with him? I don't know, but I'll think of something $50,000 in prizes as much as $6,000 in cash to the grand prize winner Yes for the best names submitted for Gildersleeve song which you'll hear in a minute each week for five weeks Park a margin is awarding for $1,000 cash prizes $2,100 cash prizes $50-$20 cash prizes $1,010 cash prizes and a grand prize of $5,000 extra to one of the weekly winners You don't need to know a note of music just a title for Gildersleeve song may be worth $6,000 to you in cash So think of a title send it together with the red end flap of a package of park a margarine to park a margarine box 5167 Chicago 77 Illinois your dealer has entry blanks containing contest rules and the complete words to Gildy song or used Plain paper if you choose be sure to include your name and address and that of your dealer Remember send your entry together with the red end flap of a park a package to park a margarine box 5167 Chicago 77 Illinois this week's entries must be postmarked before midnight this Saturday So hurry in our next announcement. You'll get the names of the first week's winners Well, let's get back to the great Gildersleeve finding a home for Leroy's Tomcat is turning out to be something of a problem But the great man doesn't give up easily right now. He's heading into the meeting of the Jolly Boys Club With the cat in the hat box under his arm Yeah, I'll pawn him off on one of the Jolly Boys. Here's a little off-key Those are my sentiments exactly kitty. Hello fellas Commission there. We didn't think you were going to make it. Yeah, well, I was a little delayed Where shall I put this box? I've got something quite valuable in it put it any place. Come on. Let's sing Well, I don't want to put this box just any place fellas. It's contents are pretty valuable Come on, Gildy peevee couldn't get here. We need you for the quartet See isn't anybody curious about what I've got in this box. Is it some neat? No and put it down. Let's sing Oh We're going to sing your song gildy my song. Well, I'll put the box in the corner then Commissioner yes, sitting down at the jail. I've been thinking of a title for your song. That's so what is it chief? Well, I Haven't thought of one yet Goodness, I'll keep thinking. Yeah, you do that chief hit it Floyd. Okay I See a chapel on the hill Springs first daffodils Reflected in the meal I recall in memory Sounds just like an old ghost Come on You know fellas barbershop quartets all over the country is singing my song but they don't sing it any worse than we do Well, let's try a second court Somebody off key no flight That's my hat box What kind of a lid is it commit? It's no lid floyd. It's a very fine cat. Come on fellas. Take a look. I'll be darned it is a cat It certainly is. Yes, sir. Isn't he a beaut? Half maltees I think I wouldn't part with this cat for all the world Well, isn't anybody interested trying to get rid of them that commission What he's such a good cat. Why don't you keep them? Well, it seems that everybody around our house is allergic to cats Judge, how about you taking it? Thank you gildy, but I'm allergic to cats also Floyd wouldn't you like to have him uh-uh cats are sacred in Egypt, you know, I ain't no Egyptian No, Floyd chief. Well, no homes complete without a cat. Well, I wouldn't want him around the house But I guess I could keep him down at the jail. Then you'll take him chief. Well, are you sure you don't want him commissioned positive? Alright, I'll take him to the jail. He he might be good company for those poor fellas. This is great He's yours chief hat box and all okay, that's taken care of now. Let's sing you bet happy days are here again It's gonna feel good tonight George that was a great idea taking the cat up with jolly boys Didn't seem to want to go with the chief, but you can't blame a cat for not wanting to go to jail Yes, sir, I'll get that football for Lee Roy in the morning and we have a little piece around here Seems I can still hear that darn cat I Do hear it over He's back sitting on the fence What kind of a jail that they run down there even a cat can walk out Had a chance at him yet He could use one around the store wonder why people keep turning and staring at me What's so funny about a man carrying a hat box? Oh didn't see his tail sticking out of the air hole Tuck it in kitty They're going into the drugstore What can I do for you this morning? Oh, not a thing PV in fact I came in to do something for you You don't say yeah PV guess what I have for you in this hat box a hat No, maybe something much more original than that a cat Cat PV Yeah, look at it. He's neophyte and specimen Did you get him? It's not important where I got him is where I leave him. I mean How'd you like to have him TV? They'd like to take him out of the box so you can really see him There head up kitty see how well breadie looks when I hold his tail straight out Just like a show cat. Mr. Gellner Steve. It's not customary to show cats on the soda fountain I'll put him down on the floor then but look at him TV look how he holds his nose up in the air Smells my bologna sandwiches. I bet he smells a mouse PTV. I don't allow mice up here in the front end. Mr. Gellner, please Oh, I bet you've got mice back in your storeroom. Oh, yeah, there may be a transient now and then I knew it You know what you need to catch those mice. Mm-hmm Mousetrap. Oh Peeve you give the cat a chance. Nobody's ever made a better mousetrap. Well, I wouldn't say that Peeve I'm just trying to do you a favor. Well, Mr. Gellner Steve Why don't you take him over to the Rexall pharmacy and do them a favor? I May just do that and I'll take my business over there, too I was gonna buy a box of cigars and have a few prescriptions filled and I'm taking candy regularly to miss Milford But mr. Gellner Steve what maybe I do need a cat Jump out Lee you and make yourself at home Yes, I'll be off to bed birdie. Yes He'll stay at the drugstore probably catnip and some of those bottles before you go upstairs, Mr. Gell Steve, would you help me carry the basket of clothes? You're a birdie. Where is it? I'm here on the back porch. Oh Here it is. Oh, yeah Birdie you ever wash black clothes and white clothes together Well, there's a black stocking sticking out from under this tablecloth. Where's that right there? Look. Oh, it's a tail Back again Probably read the street signs birdie Why George tomorrow morning? I'm gonna take him clear out of town. He won't be able to find his way back with radar Sit down kitty. I'll try to watch where we're going Maybe if I put my hand out left and make a right turn. Yeah, no, he'd never fall for that Pretty bumpy road and relax kitty. I don't know where you are. Do you kitty? Catscape water I take this side road for about a mile I can drive through the creek and I'll go over those hills through the woods Hope I can find my own way back I This ought to be far enough Loans them out here. Well, come on Leo. How'd you go? See that big red barn over there should be a lot of fat mice in there a nice warm straw to sleep in I'll put you down. You run right over there No, no kiddie stop rubbing against my leg Don't try any of that now you run along No, not over there head for the barn the barn City cat Maybe it's never seen a barn. Oh well I've done the best I can Anyway, he's over 21 Nights rest tonight Don't have that cat yowling on the back fence wanting to come in wonder why I can't get to sleep I'm getting stronger out there, but it's cold outside That'll be nice and warm in that barn if you found the barn No, it's starting to rain better get up and put the window down Good night out for man or beast beast I'm not gonna worry about Leo though cats can take care of themselves after all they have nine lives Oh Brother run a night like this a cat could use them up pretty fast might just tiptoe downstairs and open the back door just in case Of course, I don't know why I'd want to come home. He should know by now. We don't want him around here I'll open the door about six inches raining pitchforks whenever Leo's getting wet Lightning cats are full of electricity, but I doubt if Leo could handle that boat But I get back to bed might leave a little milk by the door though just in case What are you doing up? I couldn't sleep. Well, I heard you come downstairs. Well, I couldn't sleep either You worried about the cat on me worried about the cat, of course not what's there to worry about? This came downstairs to have some milk. Yeah When did you start drinking out of a saucer? Yes, I'm a little late for breakfast. It must have kept kept the cat locked up last night. Oh, who are you? Took him yesterday. Oh, yeah, birdie's been mopping the kitchen floor. Yeah, the storm blew the back door open last night, uncle Good morning, birdie breakfast is gonna be a little late. I know that any sign of the cat this morning, birdie No, sir, you sure? Yes, sir You must have found him a good home this time excuse me. Yeah, I certainly didn't like that old cat But it was kind of you won't you making sure he was taken care of there The good thing you had a home last night. That was the worst storm we ever had wind rain thunder lightning please, birdie You're a very kind man, miss. You'll see who think I'll go read the paper Call me when breakfast is ready Oh Even the headlines are all about that storm that poor little dumb animal So trusty. I'll never forget the way he brushed against my leg and purred when I dumped him Well, he's gone he's gone Might as well sit down and read the paper Oh You're back me Roy he made it welcome home, oh man Now the first week's winners in park a margarine's five-week fifty thousand dollar name my song contest $1,000 in cash to Mrs. Sue Sanders route one box 652 Bessemer, Alabama Mrs. Ressa M. Bader 362 South 12th Street apartment 2f Richmond, California Mrs. Anita Whittarell 18 Ward Avenue, Millbury, Massachusetts Eldred C. Newman 1520 Penn Avenue Bartlesville, Oklahoma and 270 other winners to be notified by mail Still time to get in on this week's contest But hurry send your name for gilder sleeve song together with the red end flap of a package of park a margarine Before Saturday midnight to park a margarine box 5167 Chicago 77 Illinois You may have a title in your head. That's worth six thousand dollars in cash Remember folks you can get a six-inch plastic recording of my song for only 25 cents and the red end flap of a package of park a margarine Send the money and the flap to park a margarine box 5167 Chicago 77 Illinois same address as a contest This is not a part of the contest, but having the record may inspire a prize-winning idea Remember park a margarine box 5167 Chicago 77 Illinois The Great Gilder Sleeve is played by Harold Perry the show was written by Paul West John Elliott and Andy white with music by Jack Meakin Included in the cast are Walter Tetley Mary Lee Robb Lillian Randolph Earl Ross and Dick Legrand This is Jay Stewart saying good night for the craft foods company makers of the famous line of craft quality food products The shirtless and in next Wednesday and every Wednesday for the further adventures of the Great Gilder Sleeve Which suits your taste mustard that's mild delicately spiced or sharp snappy mustard with a zing in every bite Either way you like craft prepared mustard for there are two kinds Salad mustard tangy, but gentle and craft prepared mustard with snappy horseradish added Have both on hand for different tastes different uses either works magic in bringing out hidden flavor Or when you add a little mustard you add a lot of tang get craft prepared mustard You are tuned for the stars on