 This is my team, a star-studded cast of amazing elite players. But there's a catch. There's always a catch. My goal is to go as far as I can in head-to-head seasons and potentially win a Super Bowl. But every single time my opponents score a touchdown, I must remove one elite player from this team. So hopefully we can play absurdly good defense all the way up to the playoffs and we can salvage as many positions as possible. Additionally, I will not be allowed to choose what position is replaced. I'll be spinning a wheel and that wheel will land on a position and that position will get replaced with a silver player. If only one touchdown is scored, but I land on quarterback, then I'll have to take Josh Allen out. And mainly Bayley Zappi's coming back in. I'm actually already 2-0 in this season. I'm gonna use that handicap actually. I think this means that we'll get closer to the playoffs quicker, which I assume you guys would like. So the rules are simple and you guys aren't stupid. 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Hit the link in the top of the description and use my code MMG. That'll get you $25 off your pair of Vessie shoes. Vessie, thank you for continuing to sponsor my videos, guys. Enjoy the rest. Really, I just gotta keep out of the end zone. I can actually lose. Losing doesn't even matter. Like I can lose 3 to 0. And it doesn't matter nearly as much as him scoring. I could win 42 to 35. And that's gonna ruin this team. So we gotta play defense. Shit, I just blitzed Ronnie Lott. Did not mean to do that. All right, definitely a pass. Oh my god, look at the scoreboard. The scoreboard's like invisible. And he just bombed me! It's invisible, I just got fucking bombed on. Look at the fucking scoreboard. It's invisible. That kicker accurately describes EA. All right, strategy. Run the ball, chew the clock. Oh, nice. All right, let's try to go right back to beast mode. Ooh, I like that. I like that. Great stiff arm, beast mode. Let's go right back up the middle. Let's run right behind Iron Mike. Chew the clock so that we can't get as many touchdowns scored on us. Get our first down. I'm everything I hate. I hate chewing clock this early, but... Marky Mark, Marky Mark. Ooh, that's a tight window. Nice catch. Oh, wait a second. He just left. Oh, it's man coverage. I like that, though. Beast mode, great row. Get through him. All right, we got to call a big boy play here. I feel like Mark Andrews does get open here. He does. Damn. Honestly, I kind of panicked. I felt the pressure and I just panicked. He ran this earlier. That's not open. Oh no, yes. Fourth and 11, he's got the right side. Oh, he missed. I got bailed out right there. He was going to keep moving those chains. He might have scored. Man coverage is hell. We know that. But Justin Jefferson is pretty damn good at beating man coverage. So I'm going to let Justin Jefferson make a great route here. Ooh, what a throw, Josh Allen. Under pressure. He's running a man blitz every single time. I'm hoping Juju can get around this. Dude, I'm in hell. I'm in mad in hell. Just run man blitz all day every day and there's nothing I can do about it. All right, we're looking for Jay Jedis. I think Jay Jedis is my savior here. If I've got a shot, oh, he's not even open. He just switched his own. Dude, this guy is just boxing me like a fish, honestly. The only good thing is he only has one touchdown and I get ball at half. And this challenge is removing an elite every single touchdown scored on me, not winning every single game. So that's good news, I suppose. Oh no, please no, dude. That's so fucked up. Took him three seconds to score by just throwing a Hail Mary. All right, doesn't really matter how we slice it. This doesn't feel like a very winnable game to me. I don't have the brain power to beat this kind of main coverage right now. I just got to play to let up as few touchdowns as possible. That has to be my game plan here. I just see how much clock I can physically milk and just lose. Usually I trust Justin Jefferson here, but I don't know, this hasn't been as effective. All right, hey, we did this last time, we'll do it again. Fourth and one, I need a yard, baby. I think Marshawn's the guy for this. I think we go Marshawn for one yard. No, he ran commit. Damn, he's just got my number on everything. I'm on that. Let's go, baby. All right, he must be one time, he's not going to moss me twice. So we got the ball back exactly what we needed. All right, we just got to keep chewing the clock. Hey, okay, Beast, damn, man. I'm literally in hell. I'm in hell. Oh, put me out of my misery, dude. Hey, great route. Great route, Jay Jettas. That's what I'm talking about, baby. Hey, there's Justin Jefferson. Beauty, beauty. Just keep ticking away at this clock, baby. Let's go. This used to work. Oh, it still does. That's a big first down, baby. Keep chewing the clock. We got this, boys. All right, we can hold the two touchdowns. That's pretty good. I will kick my onside though, just to see if we get it. But dude, if he hail Mary touchdowns, I mean, he's so mad. He has two touchdowns in this game, two hail Marys. One was entirely my fault, and the other one was I just got mossed. Respectfully. Come on, baby. All right, beast mode to the one. Ball came's almost over, baby. We're almost to the promised land. There he is. Oh, shit. It wasn't even beast mode. It's DeMarco Murray came in. All right. Wait a minute. I'm going for it, baby. We got to see if it's possible. Oh, we got it. Cortland Sutton. Hey, didn't pick up a dump. Gigi's my opponent, dude. That guy played really tough defense. But guess what? It's only two touchdowns. That's a win. I mean, it's not a win, but it's pretty good. Only two touchdowns means only two wheel spins. I think our team's going to survive through this. All right, boys, spin one. I even made it hard on myself. I made D-Line and O-Line their own spin. Oh, wait. And I still got clutched up, didn't I? Oh, all right. So save these means I could do either. I think we keep Roddy Lot, because Roddy Lot is so good. Let's get Grant Delpit out of there, I suppose. So in for Grant Delpit. Shit, that actually sucks. Save these one of the worst. I think quarterback's probably the worst, but save these in corners are really, really important. I'm actually going to go Tyson Anderson here. He still has 81 speed, which kind of sucks. But if you compare that to Tariq Carpenter, who's got 73, at least we got a shot to stop somebody here. All right. And that's two spins for two touchdowns. Let's see what's the next thing I got to replace. Not half back. Full back. Oh, that's okay. Wait a minute. So Santa Horvid, that's fine. Going into this second game though, I'm hoping to get either a rage quit or just like a true shutout here. He's got Von Miller, Joe Mixon, and I can't see the third guess. I wouldn't know, but we still got our core top three. So I'll be all right. Jet sweep. Oh, it's a fake jet sweep. Wait, wait. Oh, that wheel is so open. That's a pretty nasty route, dude. First in 10. Let's get on the quarterback. Oh, right over the middle. Right over the middle. Throw it. Throw it. Throw it. I know you want to. Oh, big hit. No way you're up. No way he got through. Hey, good play, Fred Warner though. We're going to take him down. Oh, he's going to run it again. Warner. Oh, I think we got him. Fourteen inches. Let's go. I feel like he's going to go like QB Sneak. Oh my God, I'm so right. See if I can just stop him with Fred Warner in the gap here. Oh, he was going to go QB Sneak. We're just going to go right at him. Right up at the middle, right at him and start chewing the clock. Second and seven. I'm going to stick to the stretch. I think I can get a yard here. He is up close to the line, but wow, just barely got around that. We'll probably be able to get the first quarter out of the way here. Score and get ball half. Holy shit. If we can clock and manage this well, this game is all ours. Good blocks. Good enough blocks. Third and five. Pretty big pickup here. Keep this drive alive. Oh, his user's there, buddy. Miss. I still like this play. I don't think he's in man coverage. Big fan of this play. It's just so good against so many different, so many different coverages. This will take us to the two minute warning, actually, all the way. Damn, I hate to cheese out a fan. I feel like a dickhead. I'll run cross buck. I rarely run this play. Cross buck. Ooh, hard cut. Oh no, he didn't switch on. It's actually better. If I can put up points here, that's actually better because I can chew more clock like this. I want to get sacked actually. Yep. Might not get my touchdown, but I'll be able to get a field goal. He has to use his last time out. This feels really unorthodox, but I think to win this challenge is best I can. I think that was the right call. In fact, he might actually be leaving Justin Jefferson open here too. Oh no, he's leaving Tyreek open. He's leaving Tyreek. Oh wait, no, that's man coverage. Just kidding. He's not leaving anybody open. All right, that's fine. Fourth and goal. We'll chew the clock. Kick a field goal. And that should be money. Harrison Bucker, great kick. 37 seconds left to three point lead. I give up all I have. Touchdown would have been nice, but I think I leave the door open for him to score a touchdown. In this scenario, he can't realistically score a touchdown. Nothing open. Nothing open. Nothing open, Fred Warner. A money or a warrior. I might get a touchdown. No way. Now it's like the most galaxy brain thing I've ever done. Oh shit. Didn't get my two point. Didn't really matter. It's still two possession lead. We take over with the ball here. I'm so sorry, Bean Fiddle, but I need the shutout. So I'm gonna chew the fucking clock again. I literally might have to get on the mic and apologize. I can't tell him right now. I mean, he kind of knows, but I don't want him to know my game plan. Nearing the end of this game, I'm gonna hop on the mic and I'm just gonna literally apologize. Holy fucking Aaron Donald. Why are you so fast? Oh my God. Beesball was on his feet there? That was a first? Cut it back. Oh, Josh. Dude, it looked like Josh Town was gonna throw a block and then he just said, fuck it, I ain't throwing that block. Dude, I think Mark Andrews can, because this is man cover, I think Mark Andrews just gonna moss this guy. Oh, just kidding. We'll go underneath. Keep it simple, hard cut, right? We're looking for our boy, Justin Jefferson here. Actually, I think Juju's wide open. I'm just gonna look at Juju here. Oh shit. He was kind of there, not really. I should have let that develop a little longer. I do turn the ball over. I still have a lead, but I just didn't want him to get a touchdown. All right, second and 10. Does he hand it off? No. Halfback? No. Bruce Smith. Bruce Smith just activated Unstoppable Force. He's gotta get this ball off quicker. I throw halfback. That's us. That's us. Let's go. Oh my God. It's Tyson Anderson. And he's taken off. Tyson Anderson. Silver Tyson Anderson, dude, I'm so proud of him. Okay. Nice run, Beast Mode. Fourth and five. Can I get there? Can I get there? Juju. That's clutch. That was big clutch right there. I'm gonna get on the mic with Bean Fiddle now. Look at this guy's fucking profile picture, bro. Look at his fucking profile. Yo, is something sexy? How we doing? Yo, are you chewing clog? Bro, I literally was... I'm hopping on the mic to tell you I'm so sorry for being a little bitch. I'm doing a video right now, which is I start with an elite team every single time that my opponent scores a touchdown. I remove an elite from the team and I'm trying to make it to the Super Bowl. So I'm playing like a little bitch to keep you out of the end zone. I'm literally so sorry. I feel like such an ass one. I saw your subscribers. I felt like an extra dickhead. Nah, don't worry. Don't worry. I understand. You're gonna be on the video. So if you want to shout out to anybody out or just say something. Hi, um... Go Giants? Okay. Yes. You guys might win the NFC East. We will. I believe. Hey, I appreciate it, bro. I'm sorry again. All right. See you, bro. Peace. Wow. Hey. Let's clap it up for the boy. Big dump. We don't have to mess with the team at all. No, she's keep going, baby. Eric Allen, DeMarco, Murray Keith Jackson. I can do that. All right. I've got a new strategy for this game. I'm gonna try and give him a rage quit. I'm gonna play lights out, lock up defense, and I'm gonna try to score so much and so quickly that he quits. And that's a shout out too, because if you're gonna quit, you probably don't have any touch-ups. Not entirely sure what this play is. I think it's a run, though. Okay. Good, good, good. I got the dig over the middle. Oh! Ho, ho, ho, ho. Yup. Oh, we're on T-bowl. Let's go. DeMarco Davis, big one. Second and 22. Drop back for the tight end. That's mine. Come on, baby. Can we house it? Oh, we can. Oh, we can. This is what I'm saying. Rage quit. We're getting rage quit in this one. Big hit. Oh, no. It's Tyson Anderson. Oh, that was Ronnie Lott. Shit. Nice play. Big hit. Dude. AJ Brown is killing me. Third and nine. Yes, sir. Yes, sir! Two picks, sixes. Sorry, T-bowl. Come on, you gotta quit now, bro. In fact, you know what I shouldn't have done? I shouldn't have show-boated. I think I might have pissed him off to the point where he wants to beat me now. Can I make this work as a question? This is a blitz. I can throw Marshawn. Just barely. Ho. His user read that like a book. Damn, my 2.0 inversion suck. Ooh, nice window. Dude, AJ Brown is a break tackle machine. Lester Hayes just glitched for that tackle, though, so now we're even. He's chewing clock. That's actually pretty awesome. He's doing my job for me. I'm going to go low. Oh, my God. No, no. Damn. All right. There's a touchdown. A field goal does not make this a two-position game because I've been stupid in doing my 2.0 inversions. And not converting them. I think the meta here would be to go down at the 10, so I can use this entire clock even through his field goals. It is still man. That means Justin Jefferson is going to be open. Great catch. Now I'm going to send Mark Andrews up the middle here. There's going to go, oh, playmaker throw attacks. Oh, shit. He overthrew the fuck out of that. What a horrible pass. He didn't even just miss the throw. He threw it to a defender. Oh, that sucked. Good tackle. See what he goes with here. First and 10. Oh, he just chucks one up. I'm going to try and get him to rage quit. Beauty. I don't believe that. I think I can still get a field goal. Thank God. All right. Wait, I got to make this though. This is a pretty tough field goal. That hook it a little bit too much. What is going on? Dude, this game has been so hard. All right, Tariq. You want to get a little good return here? Good hard cut. Oh, that was such a good hard cut. I just didn't have the speed. Looking for Justin Jefferson. What the fuck? I literally just held RB and it just, this is literally the worst game I've ever had. Wow. This one like really hurts my brain. There's the run play. Oh my God. We just stuff it fourth and inches. He's not kicking a field goal. No way. I'll take that. That's huge for us. Can't tell this is a zone or really what this is. I like that a lot. What? It's Mark Andrews in one-on-one. Oh my God. This is so horrible. Absolutely must keep him out of the end. It's a fucking Hail Mary touchdown, bro. Overthrown ball. Oh, this shit. Ooh, I saw that a little late. Nice move. Good touchdown. That's tough. Getting too aggressive with my blitzes. He's in zone. Beauty. We're going to come out of Saints Fork and I'm going to throw a suggestion to Jefferson for a touchdown. Fuck, it's going to use a two-minute warning. Damn, that sucks. If this didn't use the two-minute warning, it'd be so much better. But that's a beauty still. If that didn't use the two-minute warning, it would have been a lot, lot better. I just ran a man blitz and he just went for this many yards on it. Go get that zone on it. This is one of the luckiest guys I've ever played, but it still isn't over. Oh, you got to love that. You got to love having a chance, right? Oh, horrible ball. Horrible ball. Josh Allen is really struggling today. If I'm him, I just come out and do the inside zone shit again. Yep. No way. I'm going to try and get in the rage point. This has been one of the worst games of my life. This team's about to get real rough after this. All right, dude. I think it's five touchdowns because they had two field goals, right? Halfback. What do I do this to myself? All right, our new halfback is Keyante Ingram. Tight end. Our new tight end is like Andrew Ogletree. He's got 69 speed, subbing out D-line. I'll just sub out Jonathan Allen. That'll keep our team okay for a little bit. I'm going to go Oteeta Ogbanya. All right, boys. We need a massive bounce back game here. Our team just got depleted a little bit here, so we're really going to need something. O-line. If I'm replacing O-line, I guess I'll go right guard. I feel like I used that the least. Lesidus Smith. Welcome to the team, baby. All right, boys. Our new team still has Josh Allen, who I'm tempted to just bench anyway. But we have Keyante Ingram, Xander Horvath in the backfield. We've got a new right guard, a new tight end. Downgraded to an 82 overall. Only one loss left. Wish me luck. Let's get to her ball. Oh, no. No. You did not just get a fur. All right. I just want to give up. I don't want to play. Jesus Christ, man. Because I don't give a shit. Do you think Ogletree beats the man coverage? Oh, he's not even in man. He's in zone. It's covered four. Ogletree. Those blocks are so good, you can't help but run it. Crazy enough, the run plays are great. With Keyante Ingram. Although that's fourth and four. That might not have been the smartest play call. Let's see who's open. Who's going to get this? Oh, Tyreek. Nice diving play. Here we go, boys. Here we go. Here we go. He's got nothing. He's got nothing. Oh, it's a savage. This is covered four. Oh, no. Wait, what is this? I don't know, but I got just so. Oh my God. Hit the camo gritty. How did that turn into a touchdown? Can I do better on my two point conversions? Arby. Oh, that's a bad ball. Wow, it's like one day I'd learn my lesson about two point conversions. Right over the middle, Keyante. Dude, she broke a tackle. Can we just give it up for Keyante Ingram? This one is all but in the bag. Let's just keep playing this well, and we should be all right here. Ogletree Mawson. All right. I'm never speaking ever again. I'm winning. He won't score touchdowns. It doesn't matter. I want to cry. Oh, okay. Jay Jedis. Jay Jedis. Come on, save me. Save me from Al. You're so close, buddy. You're right there. I know you have it in you to pick that off next time. Come on. No, no, no, no, no. That's so open. Save me at home. Wait, I shouldn't be taking this out. Wait, yes I should. Come on. Let's go. All right, we're looking for Justin Jefferson. This play has been so money for us this whole time. I need it once more, Justin. I need it once more, Justin. Big snag to the 46. Don't need to use my time out. Let's go again, Justin. Oh, no, that's P. Oh, he doesn't get hit. He's so open. It's a bad throw still, but if he doesn't get hit, he's open. I'm so glad to be put out of my misery. Get me out of this game in this format. Didn't make the playoffs. Got my losses. I'm out. All right. Well, the video's over, though, so that's good news for me. I may try this again some other day when I don't suck ass at the game, but today I suck. So thanks for watching as always, boys. I'll see you in the next video. Peace.