 At a center like gravel crunching when she was blinking my hands smell like shit. Yeah, I know the manure Episode number 30 of the Martin Michael fully actual podcast and Yeah, there's shit. There's shit all over us in my hair You guys won't you guys won't see this you you're hearing this we filmed it a week ago when you're listening to this And it's coming out. Are we gonna wait for it to come out because it's so fucking good What do you mean? Are we gonna wait for it to come out? We might wait till what to tell them about what we did Look, we did a groundbreaking science experiment. I need to know Yeah, but what we're gonna save it for later in the year when we fucking get better CP eyes Yeah, I guess if we film better videos than that. Yeah, but there's no harm in and saying we did a groundbreaking science experiment We can't share the results yet because we're still it's being peer reviewed by some other scientists Matt that guy down the road and your uncle and Once all the findings have been finalized then we'll publish the results, but it's crazy and it's basically You know we answer the question Can humans grow? Just like plants Anyway, we're covering shit cow manure everywhere Don't ask me how he got it. Oh Hey, we've got that bloody cow manure It was from under my fucking foreskin Oh Oh Yeah, that's a fucking three what we do on the fucking weekend me and all esters bloody birthday Fucking on and I was buddy yesterday. Hmm. I went and saw a cow Fun come on tell the viewers what you got up to you fucking cunt I've got back into uno the game oh The game it's a fucking release God damn is it fun. It's so simple, but so good. We played first 21 games How long that takes just you and me yeah about 45 minutes maybe an hour You don't get bored. You don't get bored when you play uno Should we just play uno for a part an entire bad entire podcast? We can have a game the loser has to fuck Matt Or we could do like an uno in real life like um like I say to you like oh Go get the milk or something and then you do like a reverse pull a reverse card on me And then I have to go and get the milk or something like that. That could be like a real sick like challenge video or something like for Instagram Oh my god, we're like fully brainstorming right now. No one copy this idea by the way Yeah, we'll call it like the uno challenge or something imagine that imagine like collect for like Like you just wake up and then and then you show that like collect for cards They'll be like you collect the worst way to start the day No, you can be the what about if you go to collect for yourself. Do you play this you can do add-ons So if someone puts a collect for you've got a fucking or draw for you put a draw for as well And then after you're a and then you put another one down and then they put a reverse down You have to pick up 16 from out the back No 12 Um But yeah, we've just been filming we got some fucking funny shit coming out We've been filming our fucking arse off. Let me tell you and it's fun. We've been having a bloody great time We're still off the diesels and the bloody other stuff and it's fucking it's gets incredible the shit Yeah, I've got a tea. This is like this is hot lukewarm water flavored Tea yeah, and it's just basically tastes exactly like just warm water like hot water Isn't that funny Matthew? You've upset some people last week with your fucking Tomfoolery there are jokes and then there's too far. It's on this fucking days We're about to get on to the new on this day Should we tell them to bring up what he fucking did? Oh, that's a goal reader comment that's left on our podcast YouTube channel last week and someone just one person and Um, you know, it's one person, but still Matt, you're gonna be offended someone you fucking more careful. You can't do that these days I like it when it vibrates in the throat fuck it now Oh, I got the hiccups now Olivia Woods on YouTube Matt Oh, I just gave commented and said I love you guys and watch yazz, but I'm cooked Though the topic of abortion was very insensitive And not something to be joked about especially By men and Matt, what are you a man or a woman? No, you're a man Don't assume my gender Sorry, dude, I fucking made a mistake. I was just like you then basically Basically last week on the on this days Matt Did some research and found out that Miley Cyrus slipped on one of her abortions that she had and Olivia's a bit upset about about that isn't isn't that right Matthew Brown Hey, Olivia Woods and then she's gone on to say that that especially shouldn't be joked about by men Which is a sexist thing to say Olivia you fucking dumb fuck Yeah, it is sort of sexist not sort of it definitely is sexist Okay, and we will joke about whatever the fuck we want to joke about because it's a fucking joke And if you get offended by that then fuck off alright, just fuck off this our space Don't bother leaving dumb fucking comments. Just fuck right off All right, because we don't give a shit if you're offended nothing changes you can be sad And you can say oh that upset me, but guess what nothing's gonna change through just feel better and move on On this day Okay On this day in 1984 Elton John accidentally caught a small pig It stumbled straight into his pants and slipped into his pocket at first Elton wanted to discover the pig in a nearby wood chipper But married it instead and called it Renate The marriage was going well until Elton realized the reason he was getting Erections when he was getting fucked by guys is because he was gay the marriage ended in 1980 at an Elton still has sex to this day Yeah, well you think you'd still fuck so he was yeah because he was married for that four-year period So that explains that I didn't know was to a pig Was it a pig? Well, that's what it Yeah, Renate is like a human name But I don't know maybe it was just like something got lost in translation if you search in the right like search engines It's a pig. Yeah, the dark web On this day in 1993 the backstreet boys boy band was formed They were initially going to name their band the gentle compassionate men But changed the name to the backstreet boys after the boys smoked some shards of ice one night and wanted to go to the Bottle shop they didn't want to drive along the main street So they took as they thought the cops might stop them for a random drug test So they took the backstreet to the bottle and on the way ran over a couple of toddlers who were playing on the street They returned home and never got caught so to honor the toddlers that they crushed in their youth made themselves the backstreet boys That's fair because you wouldn't want to die and just for nothing Wow, that's a man. Never cuz backstreet boys. I've always been like what a weird name Who was your favorite backstreet one of them? I reckon fucking Nick It was so cute. I was like, what did you see him in the episode punked? He he was hanging out with Tommy Lee. I think Tommy Lee punked him and he was full gangsta get up Yeah, that's disgusting. But like when I was younger, I was like, what the fuck? He's like so hot Do you know what I mean? It's like how to look at him. Do I mean you look like Thanks And there was another one Kevin was cool and Well, the other the other Aaron Aaron was Nick's brother. That's his brother. Yeah. Yeah. Oh man. No, it looks similar to a song called candy He was like a shit version of Jesse McCartney. It's getting hot. They were so good-looking those boys. Isn't that right? Huh, isn't that correct? Oh, let me fan myself. I'm getting a bit Sweat and hotty on this day in 2001 backs declared war on the fronts backs all over the world turned to face the front Making them back to front backs the front's retaliated by facing the back which forced the backs to face the back of the fronts The backs weren't fazed by this move in advance backwards towards the front Front stood firm and started also creeping back forwards backs met front of the back of the front facing backwards in the front So fat back facing backwards So use the back of the front against the front of the backs after a long battle Backs were pushed front back by the front but the front's were turned around to the back of the backs The middle intervened and a truce was declared however backs still hold a lot of resentments and tensions are rising Who do you like more the backs of the front? I think I like the middle Yeah, that's you got it. Yeah, that's a fair. That's so Switzerland of you Surprise On this day in 2006 Homer Simpson was arrested when Lisa Simpson announced that Homer finger her ass with his thick Donut fingers a few times when he was heavily intoxicated Lisa came forward during the me-too movement and has since left the show New episodes continue to come out though as Lisa is a cartoon character and then creators of the show just decided to keep drawing her Marge has decided to stay with Homer as long as he stops fingering others Always thought it was a bit of a weird chemistry between Lisa and Homer. Yeah, and he's like he fucking strangles Bart too I don't know if he should be holy shit That's Fucked for kids to watch. Yeah, he always talks about instead of your father. You go daddy you when he's talks to That's how Lisa said his name Guess what guys it's time for the next segment which has been renamed to you guessed it you guessed it right everyone You guessed it correctly. You guessed the name of the new Is the name and you do segment and in this segment we answer questions that you guys have sent in by Instagram and on our YouTube channel Isn't that right Matt? Matt's gonna have a bloody a bit of a slick slick through a bit of a slip. Oh, yeah, we'll do Instagram first. All right, so guys if you want to write comments You can leave comments on the on our YouTube podcast channel videos as well So, yeah, if you fucking listen to this on YouTube and you want to ask us a fucking scrunchie Scrunchie little question. Just leave a little comment And then we'll see it we'll definitely see Matt'll reply one of us for a plong Really really engaging with you boys and girls. She did say that she usually loves our stuff So, oh, yeah, so we will probably too harsh on you. We're just a bit fed up with times Yeah, well, you know, it's everyone's very fucking sensitive these days and we didn't like we don't even know you Olivia So how can you how can you say? Oh, don't joke me? I can't like we're not trying to upset you We've never met you. We've just met we're just saying some words and you've heard those words and thought you know what? I'm going to choose to be upset at those words that I heard It's not directed at you. So don't be offended. Anyway, sorry getting back in on Oh Wait, are we doing which ones first? We can do whatever you like. I want to go first I Can't fucking read now. Oh folders you need to practice We got a pretty good fucking them stunt time this week a We're gonna be so we're gonna be Pinocchios. Where the fuck reading goddamn shit. Here we go I came prepared first questions from Ali Shirazad Fuck A L I S H I R Z A D I E A L if you want to see the Instagram my god question for the podcast Is it possible to build a huge engine at the back of the earth with a huge break? So we could accelerate and go faster around the Sun in that case years would pass quicker And we'd be able to travel into the time and break at the target of you Fuck even answering that. Oh, yeah, that's some Superman DC comic stuff life on earth would be ended. Yeah, no Life would be over if I was a super terrorist. I would put together like 15 v8 engines and do that Or even just a couple of fans fucking like we could probably do it here 15 or 20 Holden Commodores and get the engines and put them up like at the edge of the earth Turn them all on the same time and put your foot down Just get rope and dig the rope into the ground and then fly the other rope out No, touch it to the Commodore I reckon you dig one bit of rope into the earth and then you take a rope and then the Engines the 15 v8 Holden Commodore engines are up in space and They're dragging the earth so you fire them up and they shoot off and then they're pulling the earth by the little bit of rope that's Anchored into the earth and there's probably would work pulling it. Yeah, what was should we wish it? Well, nah, we better not do it because it'll upset the tide John and his Instagrams J Underscore damn 34. Yeah Like yeah, if you could bring anyone back from the dead, who would it be and could you sing us a song? Haruboma kind of fall on to a fox no ebbs. Oh Oh It was a good jingle and keep the fire burning Keep the fun and hot And if you could bring any dead cunt back who would it be? Oh Fuck John Lennon whistler's mother John Lennon He could probably fix a lot of shit. That's going on keep the fire burning John Lennon or Jeffrey Epstein because I want to go to that all and see what's going on there Oh Whoa, I thought you're gonna say like Hitler or something. No, I was gonna I was gonna but then I thought you know what? Olivia's watching don't want upset. Oh, yeah Good point. Oh Rachel and Sugg What's your favorite activity other than pranking and sports? Oh drawing and running like drawing and running. Yeah I know I'm just trying to sound like I do things. I don't do things. Oh Fuck we place. We fucking play a bit of sport We've created a game called tocker and we play it every Tuesdays with the moon. It's so fun And I like I got an electric skateboard. I enjoyed that very much time trials. Oh Fuck dad. It's fun. Tok is probably their new favorite. That's that's all sport. They're sports shit What are we're fucking just like hanging out with our mates and family and just having bloody great time It's all about my bloody laugh at the end of the day. Isn't that right Matthew Brown? I can't unscrew this super glue see and Movies I am moving. Yeah. We like watching bloody. I just said that because it's like our shows. Don't we what was the last movie? You saw at the cinema. We went to cats and dogs. I I Saw the King of Staten Island was the last one. So what's that? Yeah, it's not too bad I saw a preview for a movie. I want to see at the cinema. What it's called Greenland It's one of those fucking films where asteroids hitting shit. Oh Shit gets me off remember deep impact when you're a little girl. Yeah, remember Bill Bruce Willis how the fuck I've gotten Armageddon. Oh my god kids go watch Armageddon. It's so good Remember Armageddon. Yeah, I'm a tear Leonie and Deep impact and she stands there with her dad on the beach and the big wave comes and they're just looking up at it Oh my god, dude, and this movie Greenland looks so fucking real. I'm excited Oh, do you remember the day after tomorrow with Jake Joggenhorn? That wasn't that good. You didn't like that Hey Hey, fuck you. I hate that feeling. Sorry, man And all it takes to peel that off. Did you know what that film? It's not as good as Armageddon or deep impact I just love that bit where they're like there's a wall of water heading for New York And they're just flicks to New York and there's a wall of water heading for it. Yeah, okay? It's okay. It's just it let me down the snow annoyed me. I don't like movies when there's too much snow Oh Dot T big underscore boy B-o-u-y boy. All right What would you name a racehorse? I'd name my face Here comes my face my face bringing up my face is coming up my face Come on. Imagine all the women and that's why Come on my face. Okay. I get it. Oh, would you call your horse? Probably that's pretty good probably And I'd probably call mine Like jacket I just call it jacket jacket jackets good because it's like, you know, it's like every it's everyone can relate to Jack well just for because I'd put a horse jacket on it like comfortable so I can still Stretch its legs out and then I'd start selling horse jackets as like a fashion accessory and and then you know once the horse is done It's racing then you have another income you can have because you just sell on horse jackets that have now got a lot of Awareness because your horse is the only race horse that was good marketing where it's fucking just strong marketing And it's fucking running horse jacket. You fucking kill it in the winter countries I just can't be kind of doing it accidentally from some question like I'm not gonna do it But I could I could just quickly become a fucking whatever Next question business He's very good at it Brandon Holmes, I'm gonna load this slingshot up Watch this watch out for the fucking walls dick Who speak is that? Did you bring a speaker? No, that was on the desk when I got here. Oh, it's fees. Okay. It's the roommate Okay Would you rather fuck your mom's body with your girlfriend's conscience? Or fuck your girlfriend's body with your mom's conscience. Very good Is inception I know exactly what I would do Holy shit. I know exactly. Oh turn the lights off. Yep. Hmm because then And then wait, I'll go you on better brother. Let me have a bit of a feel of that arm first Now we're going to what I would do. I would fuck my mother's body with my girlfriend's conscience with the light off and then after knock her out and Then so she's blanks blanks is and then her conscience go back into my knees and then mom will wake up Has to call wake up. Oh, yeah fucking have to punch mom You know what? Yeah, fuck it mom would just wake up with a headache. Yeah. Yeah I would come back into that. I wouldn't be a closed fist to be open palm hit to the back of the head until she was knocked out Or I'd like Rufia or something just something that that distorts your short-term memory something that so she will not remember So it would fix because it would be pretty traumatic for your girlfriend having to fucking exit her body and go into your mom's body You know, so you'd have to you'd have to hit her You'd have to knock her out and I'd explain that beforehand as well. I'd say look these my options like This Rufia yeah, because the hit would hurt what happens if your mom is your girlfriend Yeah, then Man, she didn't plowed. Yeah, it it'll become a black. That's how black holes are made. I think hmm It's what happened if cunt's date their mothers. That's how black holes are made and then life starts again We start from the beginning Keep the fire burning Oh This one's messy dot worldwide What is the dumbest thing you boys have done when you were sober the dumbest thing we've done when we're sober? We do a lot of dumb shit. Yeah, it's hard to like pinpoint what one because there's no standout one stupid thing that we've done There's just always a constant stream of dumb shit. Well, I didn't realize today. I did something pretty stupid Fucking didn't realize it we buried Michael in all this Fertilizer and soil and there's all these warnings on the back saying it's all fucking kill you They don't get it on your skin and do not breathe in. I'm fucking breathing I'm gonna throw this at Bosley and watch him wake up. He's fucking asleep on the couch ready Like it went into a light feeling oh Just above his fucking head It must be so tired Yeah, so I'm probably like gonna fucking develop something pretty fucked now. I was breathing a lot of that in you become a plant I had it what you reckon three hours. I was in there That's so fucked up solid two hours, but it was pretty Was it hot? The manure was we did wet it so it like settles all the dust Because that's what they do everywhere when this when they see dust they get a hose out It's why yeah, and nature does rain for you exactly. Yeah so All right Next question is from John Hall big bad John 68 if you want to go to his Instagram big bad John 68 Oh, I've got a cramp Marry fuck kill Marvel Fast and Furious or WWE this That's a good one. Oh Marvel because there's some pretty girls in the superhero What were you doing to them first? Number what? Marry marry you marry Marvel. I'm not gonna marry a fucking fast and furious. You know You'd marry WWE you'd fuck fast and furious and you hate Marvel So you'd kill him. You're right. You're right. I'm married. They've got some pretty pretty girls So I'd marry them man. You can't really fuck fast and furious Paul walk is pretty cute though. Yeah, just dig his corpse. I might have a bit of a play with him brother Too bloody far and yeah, yeah, you'd have to kill Marvel off like fuck. I don't know. I think You know the way to America I don't love either. So it doesn't really matter who you marry and Marvel has the most money So I'd marry Marvel and live a high life. I'd be a I'd be a fucking I'd just be a stay at home It'd be cool if your wife. What's her name? Miss universe or some shit. No the fucking new one miss Marvel Fucking Mrs. Marvel. Is that the thing's name? I don't know what you're talking about, mate The super the new superhero film John John it's yeah, it's John. It's a bird. It's a plane. It's John captain Marvel That's whatever this Marvel same shit Okay, now yeah, I'd marry her peas and Then and then you've got a wife with superpowers. So she can just make everything. She's like a witch always breastfeeding Yeah, exactly. And then yeah, you'd fucking I probably fuck wwe and kill the cars Um Sorry when you said that Marvel's got more money. Oh, I wonder Sorry Just thinking Yeah, I'd marry Marvel for the money I'd kill fast and furious because you know, they're pretty much adorn that to themselves anyway I'm all right. And then I would fuck what's left WWE I'd fuck wwe wwe. I agree with Marty Yeah, I think that's what I said too Cuz Marvel like yeah, it's all man. It's gonna die soon anyway, and you get all that money and then you can just go back live your life But that's super heroes. They don't die look John That's all the questions. All right. What about that on on YouTube? There's a couple brother. Do you want some YouTube comments? Yeah, go on bro. Sorry questions I've got Harrison Coda or coda All right, um Sam the owl I Have a question for the pod Have you have you ever? Fallen out with each other and why we were a bit stroppy grumps with each other for a while No, we never fallen out. It was a time in our life when I was traveling Yeah, traveling he's winning really fucking but that was how long was that like a Couple of years maybe I'm not even and but we'll still you know, we'd still talk and then Yeah, then we fucking started this after that and then we live together So, yeah, not really no when I was never a falling out But you know, we do bicker sometimes we have little scratches and scratch at each other I Say hey, don't prank me like that He says that sometimes doesn't mean Sometimes I say don't do that Don't do that to me Get out of my fucking room. I say that sometimes yeah these sort of Positions himself in the corner where the ceiling meets the wall I Just like up in the corner with my back to it Arms up on the ceiling in his web legs in the wall All right, the next question is from Olympus top 10s What do you legends think of AFL and why does it well? Why do you not play as much AFL in Queensland when you play rugby instead? Well, we do play AFL in Queensland, but I think he's saying it's yeah Why is it why is rugby more like in Queensland? Play AFL grind it's definitely more fun to play and like we used to be fucking riding to AFL and NRL, but Then we started making videos and shit and there was just no time and now that we do have a bit more time I'm just scared to get back in or because it's just such a commitment Fucking and I like I don't know any of the as much of the plays now and stuff So it's like yeah, I'm sort of like half in and half out now I sort of keep an eye on it with me left eye and my right one's like driving Driving straight ahead and my left one sort of just on the on the football golf sun you favorite Next question Noah is from Noah star one What do you want your last words to be? Mine would be brave My will be brave as I'd be brave So as you're dying brave That's how people remember he was so brave No, I don't know fuck it. Well, you got a sentence. Yeah, let's just bloody let's just bloody have a think for a second here, man No, let's just bloody have a think you What was your whole life about your whole life's purpose? Um, I wish I fucked that man. I was a victim of foul play I don't want people that maybe think that was he killed Yeah, yeah, you keep on wondering and that way you sort of you know you're confusing your loved ones But like at least I don't forget you as quickly don't turn the life support off Yeah, that's that's a very tricky one. What would you say Matthew Brown? What do I think you guys would say? What would you say yourself my boy? Yeah, that's right on there now That's that's this cup now. I I Just say I think you guys would go to saying we're the best we're the We die together One heart between two souls Next question is from cool Judy 23 Lopez When are you guys gonna do something with Jackson again? I think you guys did recently do something Jackson didn't you know if we subscribe to our website the university of Michael calm You get to see our latest vid or one of the latest we did a video with Jackson We tested if he was real. Yeah, and we got we got a 20 minute video coming out today Like the fucking there's some fucking good shit on the website and this podcast is sponsored by the website So if you want to like the podcast go fucking subscribe to the fucking What's it called the fucking University of Michael calm remember the podcast are mainly free because most don't get monetized Yeah, we make like fencing things we say we make like $50 a fucking month from our podcast YouTube And then we're three grown men and Matt has four kids to feed This one's from Caleb Solomon. Which mental disorder does Michael have schizophrenia and manic bipolar? He was also curious is Ken Michael see Michael is ghost Seeing ghost before It's probably from used to be hurt from the city in the fertilizer today it's entered your bloodstream Now there's ticks floating in your Nuts As soon as we leave to come him out onto the onto the shorts And then the last Christmas guy was Marty, did you and your family leave Germany to escape the Nazis? No, no, it was it was over. The wall had just come down. That's how fucked up it was I was born when the wall came down. So mom and dad I'm a chaser and thought we'd better leave here because it was really unstable political times So I just remember getting put a big Haitian sack over my body and they're getting tossed on this rockety little boat And off we went sailing for two months through the ocean surviving of scraps and rice and rats and then we landed on Australia and off we are Oh, we are now here Here forever present Australians This is from pit punch 28 great name Have you ever been to Canada and have you ever done a Canadian cow? Have not been to Canada, but we will as soon as Plains are allowed back up in the skies after this Canada is yeah, it's meant to be amazing That's giggling or something Question for the podcast from Alex Hayes I'm a local resident of Taigum, which is not far from us What's your favorite thing to do around here attraction or leisure wise? I like watching home invasions I like to stand out on the street and watch people's houses get broken into in the middle of the day from math heads That's pretty fun. And I also like going just down the road to Zilmia and Watching brawls in the parks So good. I like boondool wetlands. Yeah, you like to go there and lay his eggs He's anti empties his colon from the eggs. I saw two snakes there the other day I'm probably from your eggs tried to yeah, I almost like got lucky. I'm on that brown snake nearly eight our friend James Really? Yeah, and he danced around it. That was fun. It was a similar size. Be careful everyone. It's snake season now Isn't that right? Yeah, so two and one day I ran over accidentally don't why it was an accident everyone Was either that on my foot and I ran over tell me you're gonna do that and the final question is from John and Dandrea dendra dindra What are your thoughts on Joe Biden? He said old old wooden ship. He needs to go to bed man He's to go to bed and just have a like an IV drip with some caffeine because it looks very tired I don't really know the man that well, but I've only spoken to him handful of times and look the Exchanges were brief, but from what I saw he's a he's a nice guy, but yeah, there's definitely Some issues there, I think so. Yeah, we'll leave it at that I don't want to talk about it. If you want to be entertained go to YouTube type in Joe Biden's creepy mistake moments. Oh, yeah, you will have just get bombarded with him being a Fucking very very very creepy to little kids very handsy. Oh And you also see him fucking up constantly because he needs to go to bed. I'm not with children All right, the guys look the we're nothing in the fucking P. I box But went down and opened it. Oh nothing. He's just crying a little bit send us some shit P. I box here it is we have got some messages from people saying they have sent like it's in the mail P. I box two five six take them four zero one eight Queensland Australia send us whatever you like will open up live on the podcast All right, that's enough fucking questions. Do you reckon it's fucking heaps of questions, man? Oh, we fucking it's like buddy job interview or some shit Oh, keep asking the questions on the YouTube. We'll get him. I'll get a mask Make sure they find their way if there's heaps will obviously just have to pick out the very best questions There's some fucking bangers in there today, isn't there? I've got a mental disorder. Hey, I pulled that off you Well, thank you. Yeah, it's a bit of string that your skin is producing soil the poison. It's like bendy It's like a rubber band or something. Mm-hmm. Don't do that pain now. Fuck Everything's done is shut down The tics of migrated up your urethra into your fucking guts. Oh, I do have a stomach. All right next segment has been renail Oh Beautiful it's like a warris mixed with an octopus and this is a segment where we do a stunt that will blow your minds And this week we super glue and knows that tip of our noses together Good luck. Here we go All right, we're glue the tips of our noses together and then I guess we'll um, yeah, we'll just see what happens. Hey I'm trying not to let it drip onto the cords. It'll it'll melt All right, here we go I will be applying the super glue to Michael's very sharp pointy weasel nose first You're gonna have to do the Kiwi thing where they go nose to nose for a bit. Is that is that what they do? I guess no, I thought it was an Eskimo thing both on us Hold it. Hold it. You're gonna have to hold. Yeah, that's good Oh Guys our noses are now joint and it's our face It's definitely burning the skin a bit. Oh Can you come back your way Marty a bit? Come back their way so you can see good. Yeah, hold up. I'll be over to hear us. Well, yeah, they'll hear you It's just our nose is super good to get in there and that's a trick for today. Hey everyone We should call the ambulance like this Whoa, whoa, it stretches it out. It takes it off the boat. Oh, stop Oh Man, I regret this. I regret this. That's watering. It's cuz they're chemicals. It's like the gas in it I'm immune because of the soil. Oh So you'll toughen me the ticks in your gut. Oh, okay, okay, okay? I'll put the tube of a superglue in his hair Really burned the eyes it's like Yeah, it'd be the fumes that come off of it. Yeah, it's really like This might look like All the fucking she know me fucking Marty maybe your skin came off Oh, man, I think Michael's skin came off and it's on Marty's nose. It's like a good way to get rid of blackheads. Oh Yeah, look at that Oh, this is the worst part my eyes are watering more than they did when I was entered Is that we're fucking up to the prank already see We've dropped the ball a bit this episode Well, not really we had a lot of good question time I feel like we maybe should introduce another segment. I was thinking something to do with secrets We get people to fucking people like send us their secrets and comment their secrets Yeah, we'll just message them in so that and they we they remain anonymous was I we don't tell anyone And that can be a secret of theirs a secret of their mothers a secret of someone they know we don't mention names We never show them again, and then we just yeah secrets for the podcast and we read them out Secrets time and we can have a little secrets the intro to it could be us whispering What are we replacing for secret time? Well, you could put it in place a stunt time, I guess Yeah, we'll just take some of the Q&A out. Yeah Put a life right now, dude. This sucks Hey, hey man, don't touch me. Sorry. Oh I've just gone and put some super gone Michael's arm, haven't I? Look at all my nose skin All right, let's let's get into the next segment which has been renamed And this is a segment where we just praying call someone or something and just fuck when I'm hot Oh, you got my beard you fuckhead No, it's in my beard Really Shit Poisonous soil in my bloodstream So sticky it's like fucking insane really super glue isn't it you've spent most just on the tip of your nose you got it So good You spend most of your day in things that shouldn't be on your skin Fuck it's been a rough day. I know we'll fucking call Julian. We'll prank all that fucking weasel cunt We will fucking prank all Julian and tell him Okay, voices. He's gonna know. No, no, I'll just be me. I'm like, dude Wild how are you my bra? Who's this? It's Marty. Oh, sorry. It's my phone. I'm private. Sorry. I haven't put it back yet after the podcast. We We were just going through our Facebook DMs and You'll never fucking guess who's messaged us I don't know if it's I don't know was anything to worry about but the cops have messaged us about the Saying that the RSPCA is hit them up from the story last week What story the fucking thing? I'm pretty sure Oh, shit. Have they how'd they find out? I don't know. It's just a message saying that they're all contacted by the RSPCA So someone must have said something to the RSPCA and the police Want us to go into The police station for to make a statement or something Who are you? No, they just messaged our page Because that's yeah, I guess the RSPCA the cops the cops message the page saying that the RSPCA had filed a complaint And and um, yeah, I'm that didn't specify what exactly but I there's nothing else I can think of But like this has happened but like cops have messaged us before and we just ignored it and this just went away so from what How long ago did they message what like in the last couple days? Well, it must have been today at some stage because we just we just got a then a message on facebook Did they leave a number or anything? No, they just told us to go into a Strathbun police station as soon as possible But like it's like I said man, it's happened before and and we just ignored it and I went away Yeah, well, can you can you go because I'm still No, I don't think I reckon we just fucking ignore a dude. Yeah, well the last thing I want is fucking What's it called to get Or some shit because of some fucking story I told in a fucking podcast Yeah, no, dude Well, like it as if they would get to that like I can't imagine that they would fucking Because we're a fucking story that they don't even know yet Yeah, well the last thing you want is them rocking up to the house or anything Could be good content. We'll fucking like we'll prank we'll fucking prank the count Like a good content Like I don't know. Yeah, but like that your name wasn't mentioned at all. They just said come into the um Yeah, well, it's probably because You guys have fucking done something. How do you know it's because of the fucking story? I don't know but he they just I'm just going off the message. They said that the rspca Um filed a complaint So I'm just and then I was like freaking out thinking and then I was like, oh The only thing that I can fucking think of unless it's something to do with bozzly But like we it hasn't been in any videos lately, hasn't he? Well, maybe I don't know maybe someone like sort of just put two and two together and then just fucking Yeah, exactly. So that's what I'm saying. Just fucking ignore and don't stress but I just thought I Yeah, yeah, or maybe we'll fucking seek some legal advice or maybe we'll just like plant some trees and shit get some good karma We should go down there tomorrow and fucking throw some fucking molotov cocktails at the fucking cunts They'll fucking teach him message our fucking facebook It's a it's a prank call, man, we're prank calling you on the pod cars, you silly Oh No, we'll get kind of it we'll get kind of the cut there. We're gonna have to go put some blips in Oh Oh We pranked you you thought you are gone home As we tried pranking some other people but no one fucking answers their phone so we thought we All right, sorry about that, maybe we'll uh, we'll bloody see you tomorrow morning, right? I'll play tonight in pga 2 or 2k 21 All right. All right guys, that's the end of episode number 30. We got 10 left home stretch Stretch it fire and wide not our best, but hey, we're still the best We're still the best, we're still, the best, but still, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, best Keep the fire burning burning