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Slap it, slap it, slap it And uh, please follow us on Instagram And twiddle Juicy Goddamn It's so juicy We are trying to have more um, subscribers than T-Series Oh, we're catching up We're catching up T-Series Watch your back T-Series We're coming for you Congrats to T-Series Rock and roll Uh, king of YouTube Yep King of the world That was my titanic shout out Please give us permission to react to your videos Yes please And make us very happy And all the stupid babies would be so happy Uh, but today we are reacting to another Vir Das Uh, this is called news from the rest of the world Stand up I'm ready to laugh We've done one of his on Conan before It was very funny And then we did his speech which was also phenomenal Funny and deep Phenomenal speech Really good So uh, this is the third one Rush girl Yeah I want to laugh because I'm such a negative person most of the time I need to be sure I think this set of his isn't funny You just feel that in your bones Why would a comedian make a stand up not funny You know because they suck When you think about it, our news today Our news is so dominated by President Trump Uh, that it's easy to forget There's an entire world Indeed With plenty of news that we're probably missing out on Because everything's Trump, Trump, Trump Well uh, here to help us sort through it All the way from India Is our friend comedian, Vir Das Vir! Great entrance Thank you for having me We're very excited to have you here So Vir, you're gonna take us through the news From the rest of the world Yes You've very generously given me five minutes To talk about seven billion people It's actually now four minutes and 30 seconds So we've got... America! Welcome to the rest of the world It's a big place, there's a lot of people There's a lot of people There's a lot of people It's a big world, it's a big place There's a lot of people out there that you have yet to meet Like, take my country, I'm from India We have 1.3 billion people That's like four Americans Yup Without Florida, you're welcome What's the latest from India? Our space program, it's amazing It's like NASA with less Indians No, no Last year, India launched 104 satellites In a single mission Fun fact, 96 of them Were American satellites So see, it's not just taxis and ubers Even your satellites can't get from place to place Nice Okay Nice It's certainly so, Vir The relationship is probably more complex No, it isn't Africa's doing amazing things Africa is sitting on 30% Of the world's natural resources In 40 years, Africa is going to be The largest exporter of Diamonds, salt, oil and gold Do you know what that means? It means black people may or may not be Attending the Oscars, but they will be Manufacturing them Wow That's quite a statement Dictatorship Hey America, you know how sometimes You feel like you're living under a dictatorship But your leader's just making irrational decisions Yeah Well guess what, so do these countries That's supposed to make us feel better Yes You're not alone, America Gabon is with you It doesn't help that Gabon is with us Here's something that'll make you feel better The world has 7.3 billion people Twitter has only 300 million active monthly users So every time Donald Trump tweets something Like truly insane 97% of the world hasn't read that shit Good to know Relax, we don't know For us, Rocket Man is still a song And crooked Hillary is just a bridge in Scotland What about Canada? What's happening there? Nothing That's annoying actually Yes it is Catalonia ladies and gentlemen It's a country, not a lady They're going solo They're leaving Spain to form their own country I'm calling it Spexit Okay, nice Spexit, like Brexit Do you think Spexit will happen before Brexit? Absolutely I'm Indian If there's one thing we can say about the British They take forever to leave a country Yeah That was great Okay I hate to break it to you But you guys have got 2 minutes 15 seconds I'm sorry, is my planet getting in the way of your OxiClean commercial Japan Japan, Japanese PM Shinzo Abe Just won the elections with a landslide victory And he's promised to deal with North Korea himself So here's the good news Japan is now your ally I'm going to break this down There's 2 teams, it's like the Olympics But everybody dies Team Donald Which is the USA, Japan and South Korea That's 0.5 billion people Versus team Un Who are trying to destroy your democracy Which has North Korea, China and Russia That's 1.5 billion people Wait a minute It sounds like our side We're a billion people short Yeah And you know who happens to have a billion people So now would be a really good time To apologize for Appu America has 45 million immigrants But each year 75 million tourists from the rest of the world Visit America So if you see somebody just yelling at a foreigner On the street Just go back to your own damn country Chances are He's going to We don't want your jobs We just want to see Disneyland And destroy your democracy Man I He's so funny, everything we've seen of him Maybe Conan's done it I want that to be a recurring thing he brings on the show Well he's done it at least Twice because we've seen twice so I'm assuming it is No but I mean like coming out with the flags And doing like the hey here's the education For you Americans about the rest of the world Kind of thing Because clearly Conan was on board with that That was scripted with Conan's involvement And I just love Conan Conan's hilarious And Vir Das is hysterical He is so funny I believe he's actually coming here to Los Angeles I believe he is No it's not And I've got the dates in my phone And I believe we need to go see him Probably like see if he wants to come on a show That would be freaking amazing I don't know We weren't throwing out there into the universe I don't know, six degrees of separation Somebody we know knows someone who knows him Yeah He'll go on Jaby's show now That would make me sad