 Ooh, get him. Boss, wrong guy. Let him up. You broke my arm! I'm gonna see you for everything you've got! Case dismissed! What?! Qualified immunity, it's not for you, it's just for me. I shot your dog. I shot your wife. I get to go on with my life. It's not that you don't have some rights, but when we get you in our sights, we can't be sued. You've got no case. It's time for you to learn your place. Qualified immunity, it strips all liability. I stole your cash. I broke your jaw. Look it up and settle down. Qualified immunity, we get off without penalty. I broke down your front door while serving a search warrant on the wrong house at 3 AM, and then I shot you in the face. Twice. Oh, dear.