 So badly don't you understand L? Why would I work hard? Why would I put out Wilma? Why would I put out a good video? All I need is a hot girl to stick on the thumbnail and these stupid moron sheep people Will click on anything. I mean, you're not wrong Tell them how dumb they are for clicking on this video Matt's down with that stick How does it feel gentlemen? How does it feel to never interact with a woman in real life? So your only interactions with a woman is on a virtual Video tell them how it feels to have a girlfriend that's stronger than you. What do you mean? Metric are you joking? All right, let's do a push-up competition right now Oh All of a sudden you do more push-ups of me tell them the video tell them what we're doing today. I'm drafting You want to pull packs first, I know that I know this is supposed to be a draft video This is my favorite part of everything she literally comes in here every stream opens one pack gets pissed when it's out of limited Actually, that's so I opened in Extraordinary, oh, yeah, it's traffic an egg. That's so true Oh, she opened a one large egg pack and ripped literally the second best egg in the entire game It's actually dummy. I'm billy if you pull limited right now actually don't okay This is not supposed to be done. They're shut. They're shut. They're shut. They're shut Oh Low-key though, that's actually really good pull it is because you that pack you open is 22,000 granny It's not a 98. I still it though. Hey 293. Did why did you open it? What do you mean? My degenerate my degenerate close your eyes close them. What do you mean close them? Many harder than I love them Monty right. Hey Monty right. All right. We're gonna draft my team Okay. Okay. In fact, I don't think you've ever even seen this mode before it's kind of a shit mode Yeah, I kind of gave up on this mode. It used to be really really really cool But they updated my draft there are team of the year players in it So it's gonna be okay. Not that any of that means anything to you There's gonna be three options three player options. You have to choose one. That's all you're doing the last time I'll built my team. She literally whiff on about 90% of players. I read the comments and you guys are rude Oh That fraud cook her you're so rude. I know you didn't really know me then but oh my you know what I think you know what I think Just like I show my fingers up his butt You're done this video is over L. Shoves her fingers on my ass every day and then thinks I'm sauce because I don't react It's like you do it every day. It's not even a shocker anymore But you didn't have to say it I want lovey lovey Smith. Is that racially motivated? Is that racially motivated his name? I love you. So now you can choose John Randall JJ. What did you watch? Okay, sick. Why don't you just take the worst player on the fucking board? Why don't you do that? You got to keep in mind though. You got to draft positions, too Oh, I wasn't looking at I was looking at them. No, that's fine. Hey, that's a good pick You also got to tell me what you're picking. I'm just clicking shit This is a YouTube video. We start over. No, we can't start over. It's one take Jake Wait, what do you think time grows on trees? Huh? What do you think I just sit around here and do with my dick in my ass all day? Just recording eight fucking videos for these frogs that we walk down the house with my fingers in your ass Come on, let's see you come on give the video. All right backs cross be Merlin Olson shy tuttle I would want Merlin wouldn't I? Why would you want Merlin? I don't have a defensive tackle and he's the best You don't have a defensive tackle. That's interesting. I learned how to read when I was six when you learned how to play All right, we got one Davis Gilmore Charles. They're all the same. Uh-huh. That's actually a solid pick I'm with that can also corner round again to get Dave on digs a money or war. Yeah, or as you've done I've heard you say digs. Yes, sir. You want things right? It is literally titled L drafts my team or she drafts my team or these party idiots will click on anything with a girl in it shame Okay, anyways, okay, we're gonna go with digs. Yo Yeah, Trevor Lawrence air McNair or J. Herbo. He's totally up to you, honey I heard you talk about both where they are the same position QB. Well, he's the best He might be the best overall, but sometimes you just got to go with your gut, you know I like Trevor Lawrence. I think send that shit. That's Shane right there. Yeah, welcome to the team CJ. Hey, I'm okay Hey, you know an AJ Brown. Nice. There we go. Not not that one But Josh Allen you talk about Josh Allen all the time. That is not the same Josh Allen, but all right Pretty sneaky athletic Josh Allen. That is the athletic Josh Allen right there I'm gonna pick Cameron Curle because girl is my favorite workout Some galaxy brain decision-making I fuck with that. I dare you to try and pronounce that go ahead and pronounce that guy's name right there Matthew Ion this Ion this dick bitch I'm gonna pick Matthew. Ion this your Henry. I've heard you talk about him. Don't be you That's actually a fire pig. This is where things get JJ. Didn't I already pick JJ? What? Yeah, but he has a special tight end JJ want tight end section best on board. Hey, love it. Have you killed? I Swear to God you mess this pick up. I'm going back to Bella. How mad would you be if I didn't do it? I wouldn't be mad. Honestly, you just take whoever you want, honey Please please please please don't fuck this up. Oh my god is not that I picked the right player This is not the time to be funny L. It's not the time to be funny It's not that you think you're funny, but you're not you fuck you. Okay flip a coin Aaron Rodgers or Tyree kill. You think this is fun clearly Tyree kill is a better one You just pick whoever you want honey pick whoever you want. I'm gonna leave it up to choice You said you're gonna leave it up to choice. You can't leave something up to choice It's like egg whenever you feel necessary One hour later one eternity later So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one One of those arcade games back in the day, I always had a thousand tickets pulling all the bitches No, Matt actually we went to David Buster's and he got all the tickets and got me the big It's her spirit in Yeah, but why is his card so cool? Yeah, cuz there's like card art in the game like yeah, but there's our This is the Christmas promo. This is the Halloween promo that is definitely the right thing He's one of the greatest mental on baggage Ikea Kwanu Nihime Hines a Gino Smith. Can you talk about him? I do talk about him. Hey that works. You just replaced Trevor Lawrence. Oh, I can't tell you what to do I've never heard to him before though. How juicy juice Listen all the team the year cards like that hive over all their nasty nasty cards, but that position isn't a position you use a lot Hey, that's the right choice. I'm subbing a juicy juice at half bad Bro, let me fire Leonard Williams flash or rot rot Woodson. Fuck. Yes. Great pick. Oh, so we have two team of the year players That's actually so sick and we got Casey Hayward Jamel Dean or mouse parts Jamel Dean It is 88 overall with an 88 defense and an 88 offense kind of not good No, it's not but you know, you had a blast and I'm gonna go get a double this Can I play it? Let me try. You're gonna hate it. Let me try. How is the attention span of a goldfish? There's absolute shit That's their team buddy got three team of the years. You're gonna get so far. I'm still gonna wax this Okay, Al. Um, you're starting on offense sit up. You got to sit up Hold the shoot button and call duty to see the routes that your players are gonna run and then hold their button to throw a bullet pass to them He was not even close to open if I'm gonna be totally honest with but I respect the throw It just picked me before it predetermined the classic madness I do it myself sometimes and I throw in reception because okay. Well, I'm gonna get a pick six or I'm gonna get a sack This man coverage cheeser. You're on a Iondis now. You just gotta run at the quarterback. You gotta go get that from Good coverage. All right, let's let's get mad. I'm gonna be mad. All right boys I'm thinking The only way we can stop him is in a man. So man cover one Shut up. This is the only way that we're gonna stop him. I'm I'm I'm gonna get it right here Like I'm just he's sold dog water. Yes, I'm gonna box him like a fish on that fraud on that fraud That's just dude you play great, that was awesome. Just go get the quarterback You got him. Hey good stop She's sending the big boys, I think that's what's in it Send get on be why be why I didn't I didn't do it. I didn't say it very quickly enough. Yeah, it's definitely my fault I'm trying. I'm trying dude. That guy was I Clicked X timing User pit, I'm not even excited cuz I knew I was gonna do it. I'm just that fucking good Yeah, he's gonna quit quit because he's so dog shit. He's so mad at how good no way No way quit quit quit your fucking quitter. You're gonna quit quit. I dare you to quit I dare you to quit right now. You're quitting to a girl. That doesn't play this Fucking play this game. Did you quit? No Let's go the best goddamn team in the whole NFL. I don't I don't even need you. You don't I don't even know I'm here. Oh this whole game mode honestly could be so sick if they just put an ability And why not why not let me do mud draft except I can choose any ability on any player I know why cuz EA doesn't make any money from this fucking mode So they don't pay any attention to it damn it could be so cool. This guy's got an old mud draft team I would not be shocked if he's just loading up this game just to quit and draft a new team All right, I'm gonna throw a touchdown. Are you ready? Can you see your touchdown? Okay? Why honey? I'm trying to throw a touchdown I'm trying to throw a pick Did L L is micromanager fucking express dude nice try driving in the car with him Oh my god, try driving your car with L. You'll fucking die in a crash Are we are we are we How did I not catch that Shit I just threw that to me. Oh shit. I'm about to turn the ball over. Let me get it No, hey, no, are we are we are we are we are we fucking dropping everything? Oh my god That was just fucking millionth drop MMG. Oh You know what the fuck you just got grabbed and just snuck out of it. What was that? This is funny because because every day you tell me that you wins. Oh Like so good. This is how get every game start you dart you start down seven Then I don't know I started so good that they quit. I mean, you're not wrong We're just gonna tire you go and we're gonna throw it to him and then we pray Okay, you have to believe Honey RB all day You want to get the touchdown? Yeah, so so RB if you want to touch down if you want to put some points on the board The running plays never work because they run it straight into the goddamn middle and then they get So what about then huh, so what about then so what about then so what about then? Yeah, hey man See that's exciting. Yes. We own this fraud L. We own you. You had literally no faith in talking all that shit saying I'm dog water saying I'm nervous. All right. He's gonna run man coverage and guess what I'm gonna hit JJ What tight end on this corner out right here and he's gonna fucking Ligma when I do Shit, you're so close though. Sure. And you want to get it? Okay, press a and then hold our tea and then sprint into the end zone Why do you want to throw on the one your Pete Carroll in the Seahawks? Don't do this. It doesn't work out I'm serious. Oh, it doesn't work watch. He's gonna be so free. I not say a would be free No way Through his guys hands Such a savage It's act can't get sacked out of run play. I'm fucking points. You're shit I couldn't act are not the same thing but in my mind. They are the same thing He's marching. He's about to drive here. He's definitely thinking about scoring right now. He's gonna go play action He's got nobody And good ball really good ball. Okay, I got luck in this is goal on defense. We can stop him here We can stop him here. Come on throw something stupid you fucking fraud. You know you want to come on Sack them 30 yards back. Oh, he's 37 yards deep. You kick a field goal. Are you just concede the points, buddy? It's a pretty deep field goal, but he should be able to hit it for 54 yard field Sanders Bonked it out the camera. He got his points. He got his points Now we get a touchdown take a big lead and then he just knows it's all over shit on The same play, but he's looking at a I can't throw that Honey, honey, you're running like that. They won't just throw a laser beam. They're running away. It doesn't work that way You still mad 20 yards downfield touch down. Oh, I'm sorry. Did you have a better idea? Yeah, where should I have thrown I I Cannot rewind it. I just threw a laser for a touch. Look at that fucking ball. That was shit. Still a I Got time to put up one more touch. We didn't we didn't anticipate it's much draft game going It's the second quarter. Is that gonna run up 50 on him? Oh, yeah How's that not that's gotta be an INT third and eight gentlemen see if he runs a half background He does he's gonna try and throw it big time get sacked fraud. He runs a half background. He's Hey, it wasn't possible. I tried though. I tried. All right. Let's get this touch. I'm going to yoga You're ready. Do you believe in me? You tell me who to throw to I'll throw to them. Okay. He was open He is not open. Oh my god. He was if you hit him sooner. Do it again as soon as I snap it Directly to RB press a directly to RB What do you think Al got any more opinions over there, huh? He put his mitts on it. Ellie just didn't come down with it. You made the right call All right fourth and ten gentlemen. We got four dudes going to the end zone. Do you believe? I'm shit. I'm utter shit. Yes. Why don't we pause the online game hell? Why don't we tell this? Why don't we message this fine gentleman ask him to fucking pause a few moments later? Oh, yep, go get him see what you done now. You've let him score on you. You've done What would you like to say to him before we go you got it you're not All right guys, so we've been outmatched in my draft I have to go to yoga LDF anything to say to the people you drafted an absolute God squad and you made someone rage quit On your first ever game. What do you have to say? I think after this episode we can see that I'm good at Madden and Madden mobile gods is not you here first ladies and gentlemen Thank you guys so much for watching as always. I love you like Miss Agnes touch grass talk to your own real life. Goodbye