 Get it, I can't, again. I can't get through to people. Guy, guys that, like you said, guys that brag are not getting any sex. They're nothing. They're a damn thing. No sex, they're just bragging. The ones that get it don't brag, don't talk. How many guys in the place called came up and said, I don't want you to meet my girlfriend or wife. I don't take somebody's girl. Yeah, that was odd. I had it quite often. They were afraid to introduce you. They said, I don't want you to meet my girlfriend or wife. I don't want you to meet my girlfriend or wife. I'm not going to do anything. But then again, I told you what? They're going to walk by when I'm with another girl. Rub my back and smile. Because you didn't chase anybody. I was like, how did she know I'm not your girlfriend? I can't believe what you just did. When I had my arm around Terry. She swam in front of me. It's one of your cool and it's what you are. Well, you have this animal magnetism. Yes, certain people have charisma, certain no. On Seinfeld, they called it the Kvorka. The Kvorka is the lure. I don't care what they call it. I don't care what they call it. That's Balkan, that's Balkan talk. That means the lure of the animal. Good, good, good. You don't care about the Balkans or the cultures? I just don't. Anthony Bourdain cared about all the cultures. You don't want to go on about that, Anthony. I said the lure of the animal. You're going on about the Balkans. No, I was just going to end it. I tried three or four times and said, okay, that's good, that's good. You don't want to hear about the lure of the animal? I just said no, I don't. The Kvorka? No. Well, it was the Seinfeld episode. I don't care. It's hard to get through the people. Now, I was on the phone with Verizon. Because they nagged me to get off optimum. Because they promised me a lot. Lo and behold, after one year, they jacked up the rate quite a bit. They also lied to me about the internet connection and everything. Okay, now, all of a sudden, a few days ago, I noticed one of my favorite stations, the American Hero Channel, was dropped. So I called them. That was the old... It was an AHC. That was a military channel. They show a lot of UFO documentaries. They show a lot of UFO documentaries. Fantastic station. It evolved into one. I called them. I said, isn't it kind of petty to like... Who do you have? Verizon files. Fiber optics. What do I have, though? Optum. Optum. Should have stood there. They said, I said, it's kind of petty. You raise our rates and you drop a good station, a good station, American Hero Channel. I said, is this not kind of petty? He says, well, I'll tell you what. Let's make a deal. I'll give you all the channels. If you pay $60 more, I go... Oh, come on. I said, no, no. I says, no, no. $60 more. I says, that's petty. My sister's not going to go for that, I told them. I says, you know what? Leave it the way it is. But if Optum... That's ridiculous. But if Optum offers me a sweet deal, I'm going to go back to Optum. I told them. I would go a lot more over here. In Oakland, New Jersey. I think that's where Mr. Friedrich... I would go back. People said, why are you out? That's why they never had a problem. Yeah. I've had them since they began as UA Columbia. Because they told me, if you have fibroptics, you have a dedicated fibroptics line. You don't share it with anybody. Guess what? That was a lie. What's the only thing I have is cable anyway. So I don't care if my... Well, you have the twisted copper coaxial cable. I just don't care. Well, that's what it's made of. I don't care if my phone... I mean, my phone is Verizon. The only thing I have cable vision for is cable. Right. But fibroptics, as everybody knows, is the speed of light. But the thing is, don't lie to somebody. I'm watching cable TV, Jimmy. Do I care about the speed of light? Not in that case. Think about it. Not in that case. Really. When they've called me before, we went off into three, four, I said, let me tell you, I hate to cut your eyes. All I use is TV. I have Verizon. I don't use a computer. I don't need this three for one package. So if you want to keep going on, there's all... I'm sorry. That's what they push on you. That's a three for one package. All three packages. You don't need a home telephone. You have your Verizon cell. I have Verizon. I've got my cable vision, which is optimum. That's it. And you're happy about this. So leave me alone. Right. Well, you know what they were doing. Verizon had salespeople at Walmart walking up to everybody. I know. I know. And they were saying, we're ringing my bell, doorbell. And guess what? They lied to me. Well, they've done that to me too. I said, listen, I'm not a rude person, but please, no, I don't need this. Let me go piss. Okay. Yeah. Now I peek through the blinds and if I don't recognize... I would call off to them. I will call off to them. Tell them what you went through and say, could you beat this and my buddy does? That's a... No, I'm going to do it. Tell them I said, I don't need this. What can you do for them? It's horrible. $60 more just to get like... I said, well, you guys are petty for dropping my one channel. Oh, by the way, this coffee is weak as all hell. I mean, I love... I'm a coffee lover. Coffee hound. But I like coffee that's very dark and strong and robust in flavor. And this is not it. And yes, I will show the brand. Chisel is Hall of Shame. And they also are notorious for not fixing the men's room when the toilet bowl overflows. You know, the franchise owner here in Hasbro, Kites, New Jersey on Route 17 South and notorious for turning the central air conditioning down sometimes way down and also lowering the heat down to nothing in the wintertime. So Chisel is Hall of Shame. The McDonald's in Hasbro, Kites, New Jersey next to the Holiday Inn on Route 17 South overlooking the famous Teterborough Airport where all the private jets land that wish to visit New York City. Yeah, you're right. Kids are just naturally funny. They're natural comedies. They're what they're doing. They're too young to know how to lie. I mean, some of the funniest comedy is when Art Link Letter or whoever asks kids, well, what do you think of your teachers, your brothers and sisters, your classmates or whatever? Just let them talk. Let them talk. I was listening to, speaking of talk and I was listening to Donald Trump today, he says that Latin Americans who apply for political asylum and many of them are lying. Now, how the hell does he know that they're lying? He lies. Whatever he says, you believe the opposite. His administration, the Republicans today just don't want poor people of color to immigrate to the United States. He's a racist. That's the bottom line of what he's trying to say. Everybody said that a long time ago. I was warned about Trump before I met you. I mean, how the hell does he know that he's lying about political asylum? I was warned about Trump before I met you. That is legal, by the way. Political asylum is legal for any immigrant. The guy is not. He's not of sound mind. You know, you apply for political asylum. He's not illegal. I've got everybody in here in the morning coming around. I said, this guy is sick. And so are his idiot supporters. I said, you don't get it. I said, none of you get it. You want to keep going at it? I said, I don't talk about it. I give you simple, quick statements. That's it. I said, he's sick. He's mentally ill. Is Donald Trump just making excuses so poor people of color don't immigrate to the United States? The straws didn't come with it. It just makes it easier. It makes it better as you can. Well, my skin, the sweat off my hands. How'd you get rid of the straws? Where'd you get them? My sister bought a whole package of fat straws. My mother doesn't want them. They just drink straws? And I cut them. Because it makes it easier. There's no sweat from my hand. Let me see. Is the Republican Party in general very ashamed and embarrassed at Donald Trump? Can I interrupt you? What's yes, what's no? No is when they go apart from each other. When they cross, it's a yes. Is the Republican Party really ashamed and embarrassed at Donald Trump being president? Maybe it's maybe as a party they're not. No, no, they can't. You don't touch them. There's a rubber tip on both. It's copper. It's a great conductor of energy. Why the rubber tip? It's a big question. So it's like alright. It was thinking. Maybe a lot of Republicans like him. What if you held them both on this to stabilize like that? Would that make a difference? Shit, we never did that before. You know what? That's an excellent idea. Yeah, so at least you have them stabilized. Okay. Wait a minute. There you go. Like that. Jesus. Okay. Oh, you don't like that? Hold on for a second. Let me get this coffee out of the way. I... Okay. I don't want to upset you. Um... Okay. Devining rods. Um... Are you, uh... I... Is... Are you... Are you against me placing you on the table? I think that's too long. Why would one do that? What's that mean? What's that mean? Yes. It doesn't like it. Okay. Because it came together. All right, all right, Devining Rods. Let me think. Maybe try holding it not on the table, but on the table. Ripping your hands. At least you can stabilize. Oh. Oh, like... Like I hold them. But all the tables are on the table. My fists are on the table. At least you have stability. Well, the instructions say always point down a little to allow gravity. Okay. Will Donald Trump win the reelection in 2020? It's like Americans trying to watch a soccer game and saying, come on, man, when are they going to score? Look at that. It's a no. Actually, this straw idea was just like an idea. But your idea was great because you're stabilizing. You're stabilizing, but your hands are touching the top. So do you like Billy Morrow? Do you think he's a man god in the flesh? That was a quick answer. Thank you. There was no freaking time doing that. Thank you, my friend. That's nice. Yeah, okay. Oh, boy, you got it. Copper, copper, copper. Alright, now copper is like an ancient metal. Like iron, you know. They use electronics a lot. They also use gold. Yeah. Okay. Oh, man. What was I going to say? Oh, is this crazy whether we've been having this? Because our friends here have severe psychological and mental issues. Does our friend Eileen have severe mental and psychological issues? There you go. This is Jimmy Madonna who ended up marrying Eileen. Oh, heaven forbid. Not if hell freezes over. I should kill myself. Wait, wait. This so-called girlfriend of Jimmy's on the far west coast. Is he better off just getting rid of her and forgetting her? No, she's a sweetheart. She really is. No, she's a sweetheart. No, anyway. That's good anyway. Is he better off getting out of that relationship? You didn't ask me. I'm in love with the girl. Jesus Christ. I cannot ask such a thing. All right, let's ask something else. Oh. Well, we already know the answer. The new franchise owner of this establishment. McDonald's on Route 17 south in Hasbro, Kites. Does he deliberately turn the central air conditioning down and also the heat in the wintertime? Yes. Son of a bitch. How do I ask? Yeah. So what you're saying is So what you're saying No, because I love the girl. I'm in love with the girl. She's in that job. Okay, now this this franchise owner like other companies do they have contempt for the customer and reality? Yeah, so okay, all right. So it's like a Machiavellian. The ends justify the means. I think it's warming up, Billy. Because you can't be cheating with it. No, I'm not cheating with it. And why would you anyway? Oh, yeah, definitely. I mean, by me placing my fists on the table. They came to you just perfect like that? This is how they came. They came like that. I got it from a metaphysical online company that sells talismans and amulets and talismans and pendulums and all that stuff. Do you find that online? Yeah, in a mystical occult company. Oh, they were cheap. They were way under 20 bucks. Wow. Yeah. You know what? Assuming Madonna holding you the proper way right now. It's simple. I told you it's not nice only. Well, I just want it to be happy. Do you like, also, do you like the pendulum? What's the pendulum? When you spin the crystal around. Yeah, well it's actually in metaphysical it's pendulum. It's an amulet. But it can be an amulet. You can actually put, I bet you can put your amulets on the same chord as the crystal. Nah. And you'll have some humdinger of an amulet. Oh. What do you think of rock quartz crystal? Is it magnify energy like just like the copper? You know what I read that if you sleep and you put the rock crystal under your pillow it'll open up your dreams your ability to see visions in your dreams. I read that I haven't done it yet. But I've read it. You know what? Where's the bed? Oh God, my mother. She was a mess this morning. She had to be cleaned. She was on the floor. But no, her blankets were wrapped around her leg. She must have felt that and I picked her up and she had poop in her diaper. But it's a good thing that at any minute she gave her a shower. She needed one so she gave her a shower. What happens is the way she sleeps the blanket and the sheet gets wrapped around her leg like a burrito. And then when she tries to get Yeah. So she kind of lost her balance when she tried. But she's been good when she goes to the bathroom. She's been getting up. Fine. That's sad though. Sad to see them decline. Um... Is Donald Trump an absolute you have to say this, I'm not holding it. Is Donald Trump an absolute horrible president of the United States? Okay. Is... Okay, hold on. Is Donald Trump an absolutely horrible president of the United States? Look how quick that works. Look how quick that works. Yeah. Is Donald Trump a racist? I know it. I'm gonna put it to yourself. Is Donald Trump a racist? Is Donald Trump a racist? Well, his father was no... He wouldn't let blacks friends. He wouldn't let black... And he was... That just keeps going. Strong. Yes. Strong. When it points towards you, that's a definite figure. And his father was a slumlord, too. His dad. Can you order some of these? Yeah! Sure. Can you give me strollers? I just looked for... I just saw that it was copper. Some of them are not copper. You know what... You know what a lot of people make him out of? Coat hangers. Wire coat hangers. But these are copper. Yeah, and I'll even give you the strollers. That's what I mean. Can you give me two strollers? Because I want to isolate them for a fair answer. Yeah. If you have a wire coat hanger until these come in... I can wait. No. Can you give me two for me? Do you have one up here? Yes. You'll give me the strollers? Do you have strollers? I have plenty of strollers. They call this dowsing also. You know when... Like the old hillbillies used to have the... Dowsing. Dowsing and divining rods. Do they utilize the same energy? Okay. Oh! Our friend Sal Khatri, the Indian gentleman, is he... a very petty person? Because if he doesn't get his way, he just... doesn't come around? That's what we've said. Well, aren't they all? Like yesterday we're talking about this. The liquor store owners couldn't even acknowledge me when I thanked them about the central air conditioning. Oh, the coal. Like the Asian coal. Our Asian friend Joe, the science professor, is he just naturally rude? Okay. He's saying yes. There's a lot of it because it's Asian. Is it connected to the Asian culture? This rudeness? Yes. I call it Asian rudeness. As you know. Is the Indian culture that they also have this rudeness about them? There you go. This thing is warm. Were you ordered two for me? Yeah. I'll have to try to locate the link, the web link. You don't remember? I usually save everything in folders on my email. Yeah, no, I'll locate. Sure. This is what you want. They come in a pair. Oh, they have to come in a pair. I know. I got plenty of these straws. The only reason why they're... I got blue, pink and yellow. Blue is my color. My eyes. You see how thick they are compared to the McDonald's straw compared to this? More like a tube. Yeah, exactly. Can you give me blues? Yeah, I got this. Got a boogie? Yeah, my mother has trouble using the straw because she gets too much air when she sucks out of them. You know, there too. Anyway, that was interesting. A change of pace. I should just bring both. It's kind of nice when we're dancing. We all know it's verification. You can crystal pendulum and I can dividing rock and then we can switch. Did you imagine if I brought this in the casino and started walking up the stop? I'm sure you'd be kicked out. The security would throw me the hell out. What is that?