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He's like, I don't know why you guys would be upset about wearing masks, you wear hoods all the time. Facts. All right, here we go. You recognize? I do now. Yes. Yeah. Fairness creams are the most racist shit in India. I hate these creams. They're terrible. They make some people feel so bad about themselves. They're so racist dude. And if you didn't already know this, I'm sure some of you already know this. Most of these fairness creams have bleach inside them. Bleach. Do they really have bleach? Bleach is used to clean toilets. Do they really have bleach? They're literally telling anyone who's dark, your face is dirty. That's what they're saying. They bleach your face? I'm like, that's what they're saying. Messed up shit dude. And the thing is that now they've tried to repackage themselves. Fairness creams have tried to repackage themselves. Because you won't tell. So now what they call themselves is lightening cream. Like, Bijli jaariya tumare chere pe. Babu ji za. They call themselves as anti-tanning cream. Really? I was born like this. It's not Baga beach in Goa. And Bollywood keeps perpetuating it all the time. Keeps perpetuating this bullshit. Keeps endorsing this bullshit all the time. And the only people to stand up against this is Kangana Ranao. And I'll be with you all. That's it. Sharo ko farakni padta. And by the way, I really like Sharo. And it really irritates the shit out of me that he endorses fairness creams. Because one, he's very insistent. Does he really? I mean, okay. Fair, forget. But two, endorse fair and handsome. Don't you have to be? I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. But two, endorse fair and handsome. Don't you have to be? Because that's our kind of really endorsed fairness cream. Priyanka did ads for them in the past. These creams are terrible. And I hate these ads. Every bloody fairness cream ad is the same shit. It always starts on Monday. They ain't even doing anymore. But like, every ad is on Monday. But this girl is there and she's tau la. She's always tau la. And she has her resume. And she goes to an office and she's like, excuse me. Here's my resume. And the see her resume. And the see her face. And she's like, hut kaali nahi chenya. And she's like, oh my God, I want to work here. In this office. But she goes, she buys a fairness cream. And she, on Monday to Friday, she's like Monday she applies. Tuesday she applies. Wednesday she applies. Thursday she applies. Friday she applies. She goes back. She's like, excuse me. Here's my resume. And they're like, oh my God. Is this the marble in Taj Mahal or your face? Did your fairness cream give you nine years of work experience at Infosys? You're hired. What? What bullshit? Creature brother. These products are also targeted at different parts of specifically women's bodies. Different parts of women's bodies. They're fairness creams that make you under arms fair. And also well below under arms. Really? I don't know. What man? Specifically racist. But shit. Which I saw an advertisement for. Which was basically fairness baby oil. What? No. Again. Which parents are racist? Their child is born. That happened. There's an ad which is talking about this whole specificity of shit. There's an ad, I'm not sure if this is the right product but I think that's what it is. This ad is one of the, I think the South Indian actress where it's an ad which makes your under arms. It's a deodorant for your under arms. And it makes your under arms fair. And if you've seen this ad, your flowers coming out of your under arms. Like annual day at your school. Yel emala. Yel emala. Yel emala. Yel emala. Yel emala. 99.6% Yel emala. Like I want to see this shit. Check out a wedding reception. Oh my God. Congrats on your wedding. I'm so happy for you. I'm so sorry. I forgot to get a bouquet. Once again. Yel emala. It used to be a black rose. Now it's white. It's only people who are racist towards ourselves. It is crazy. It's crazy. The proof of this comes out in Goa, right? You go to Goa and like white people are trying to tan themselves to look like us. Yep. And they're rubbing feminist women on our face to look like them. And black people are just standing in the middle and saying, Man, these stupid motherfuckers. They should be. Everyone should be proud of the color of their skin. Black people are so proud of their skin. Then you don't find them black guys like, Damn, I hate the color of my skin. Never. Black people are more like, Yeah. We loved him because he was so politically quote unquote incorrect. If he doesn't have it yet, give him a net. What's special? I mean, you might have one. You should have one. Yeah. He's very, and also it's it. What's his stand up or is this like something like the Ted talk but with rants. Right. It looks like it looked like it was this thing that said the rant. Right. And it behind him. Maybe. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if that's just the name of the special. Maybe. Yeah. But also if you remember the, I think it was EIC. Was it EIC? Or is it AIB? Which was one. Remember when it was the one where India was talking to Pakistan? Oh, yeah. And if he was, I believe, I think that was AIB. He was in it. I think he was. Wow. Pakistan. Are you remembering that right now? I think he was Pakistan. Good grief. I would never recall that. That was a year ago. I think he was. How about a year and a half ago? You guys might have to let me know. Anyway, yeah. It's what he said is true. I was going to bring it up. You do know we have tanning boots here and like white people do everything they can to become brown. But there isn't. It probably has something to do with being colonized by, because obviously it's not, it's not, I think it's maybe not, it's definitely less popular now. Fairness cream than it was. Which is why in the 90s and 2000s, a bunch of celebrities, Priyanka and all these celebrities were promoting this product. And thankfully we're now realizing, or at least we're acknowledging, that it's completely and utterly stupid and racist to want to change the color of your skin to be more fair. And obviously Bollywood doesn't help in perpetuating that one need to be fair by only casting at least in the past and still sometimes obviously, but just fair people, especially women. It's just ridiculous. It is. It's deep rooted. It's more than just the whole, because I've heard people talk about the fact that it's the whole, the colonization and wanting to be like those who were in power and wanting to be like the West. But I've also heard from a lot of stupid babies who said, yeah, it goes way deeper than that. This is caste. This is caste included religious prejudices based on that, which is also part of as well as what transpired with, Hitler's mentality as well as the mentality of slavery here and the whole idea that if you're darker skin, you're lower on the evolutionary chain. Yeah, that's literally where that came from. So it is an absolute evil. I remember when people were ripping on Michael Jackson because he became so fair thinking that he was doing what other people do where he was not proud of his black skin. Little do they know, he had extremely severe vitiligo. So he was trying to blend the skin to what was happening where his pigment was disappearing. He had it very bad. And that's why he wrote the song It Doesn't Matter If You're Black or White. He said, why are you guys fixating on I'm a black man with vitiligo and it started after off the wall. So that's why you see this change in his skin because he was trying to blend and it was becoming too difficult to match his black skin tone because there was more white from his vitiligo. Yeah, I just for anybody, we did something like this a year and a half ago and I put a video up on my channel as well as on Instagram with Billy Joel's song I Love You Just The Way You Are. Yeah, guys and gals if you face that and I know you have, if you have dark skin you've had family members tell you that you're awful and that you're never going to be able to marry somebody or you're a fair skin person and love with a dark skin person and your family has disowned you because you're they're freaking out that you're going to be with a brown skin person it's bigotry, it's hatred you're better than that you're beautiful the way that God made you yeah, absolutely and yeah, yeah don't change anything about yourself if anybody wants you to don't be part of their life yeah, they don't love you anyway, he is great, he's fantastic let us know more from him and other stand-up comedians that we can react to because we like the giggles especially this card wrong card