 Good afternoon Foundation staff, this is Dr. Theron Sherman. Today's briefing does not contain any injectable material But it does contain the best absolute banger of an SCP Item number scb 7394-j object class Ketter special containment procedures scp 7394-j is to be kept in a small box in janitorial assistant James's closet who will tweet every time scp 7394-j Let's rip a hilarious one janitorial assistant James is to use the hashtag Ketter frog farts Description scp 7394-j is a small tree frog species unknown with the ability to Causing massive internal bleeding and psychological trauma in subjects caught within a two kilometer radius of scp 7394-j Approximately 259 deaths have been traced back to scp 7394-j This effect is overshadowed However by scp 7394-j's Hilarious ability to fart whenever it hops Researchers have concluded that this fucking beast just won't stop letting them rip an scp 7394-j has been a major hit at Almost every party. It is pretty much the funniest thing you'll ever see just trust researchers on this although certain Recommendations towards creating stricter containment have been voiced these have been downplayed in favor of increasing exposure to scp 7394-j's humorous gaseous melodies Personnel voicing these precautions obviously have no sense of humor if they would just watch scp 7394-j farting at least once Researchers hypothesize they'll finally understand why this is so fucking entertaining Addendum 7394-j dash one incident log a bridge due to length Scp 7394-j bridges containment from site 44 21 personnel casualties three civilian Nuclear failsafe deployed following breach of scp scp and scp Last message from site 44 did this really loud beer fart. We all lost our shit Yeah, with good reason 5320 rest them on Scp 7394-j let's out silent but deadly fart Hilarity ensued personnel left permanently disabled A ceasefire is called at site during an attack by chaos insurgents in order to allow the insurgents to hear scp 7394-j Insurgents later admitted quote that was all we really came to do it lived up to all of our expectations Frightened fighting resumed resulting in estimated casualties Scp 7394-j breached containment and managed to enter the site cafeteria It subsequently began to consume a plate of scp 666 and a half dash j while it was located there The result of this incident has been deemed a medic hazard and has not been transcribed here and scp 2000 was activated shortly after However janitorial assistant James describes the incident as quote 10 Gulf War oil spills with each drop of oil being imbued with pure uranium the fart was still hilarious though hashtag a poly on frog farts righteous Addendum 7394-j dash to audio log recorded by dr. May reader play audio log Good evening scp 737394. We would like to conduct an interview An interview regarding Regarding the nature the nature Thank you for you. Okay that concludes today's broadcast foundation staff use your foundation encrypted YouTube account like comment Subscribe hit the bell and support our broadcast at patreon.com site 42 secure contain protect